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Crime / Re: This Type Of Watch Has Been Stolen In London, It Worth ₦321Million(Photos) by kayojosephy(m): 4:41pm On May 23, 2019
Things I have seen and heard are nothing compared to what is to come, there are many more new things yet to happen under the sun... How much I get for account sef?
Religion / Re: White Garment Church Members Twerk In Church by kayojosephy(m): 10:01am On May 04, 2019
It is well...
I made a promise never to get carried away with some useless post on Nairaland front page by clicking on them, and I must give myself kudos for achieving that especially that of Tonto Dike, Regina Daniels and the likes because they are of know intellectual value to me, you and us all.. But to the mods, bloggers and the likes that bring them here, they gain from financially.. I did it you can also, instead of clicking on such news and complaining bitterly about the importance of the thrash on Frontpage just overlook it like I have done and will always do and you will have your peace of mind... BBNaija is next, I clicked on just 0.0001% of the BBNaija topics that made Frontpage last year and this year I want to maintain a clean sheet.. So help me God... If its not explorers thread and its likes then I am not clicking. You must not click also...

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Romance / Re: How Can I Stop My Friend From Bringing His Girlfriends To My Apartment? by kayojosephy(m): 10:28pm On Mar 27, 2019
@dierich, whatever action you will take, make sure it is recorded for future reference if you are scared of consequences... But one thing that is certain is this is your apartment and you are not comfortable with his behaviour as he has gone beyond his boundary and himself will be expecting you to take actions but since you are not talking he will continue till you have the guts to tell him your mind... You know what, he knows what he does is wrong but waiting for you to tell him to stop which you have to summon courage and do without thinking of consequences expect you having your peace again...
Travel / Re: Munich Airport Redesigns Hanger's Door To Take World's Largest Passengers Plane by kayojosephy(m): 4:14pm On Nov 17, 2018
kayojosephy:
The gap is thousand years and more... We are living a totally different time and era, flying in a plane to places like this is like travelling from the 18th century of Nigeria to 21st century life they live over there... The smartphone is the tool that keeps us abreast of their 21st century.... Explorers good job...
And another update from explorers which we get from our smartphone... Africa will get there one day...
Pets / Re: California Wildfire: Abandoned Hospital For Stranded Animals (Pic) by kayojosephy(m): 1:25pm On Nov 15, 2018
The gap is thousand years and more... We are living a totally different time and era, flying in a plane to places like this is like travelling from the 18th century of Nigeria to 21st century life they live over there... The smartphone is the tool that keeps us abreast of their 21st century.... Explorers good job...

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Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Speaks After Juliet Ibrahim Confirmed Breakup With Him by kayojosephy(m): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2018
Love gone BAD, It happens.. No be today, you are not the first and u guys will not be the last, in fact the world had lost count no one knows the number you fall into... Just let peace reign

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Family / Re: Man Writes On How Some Families Have Destroyed Marriages Of Their Loved Ones by kayojosephy(m): 8:12pm On Oct 20, 2018
darefams:
ibadan girls truly like money too much. they can run u dry and still be looking for someone better. But truth must be said, we have too many issues in our cultures and traditions. too many believes.
I remember well, my aunt once told me never to marry anyone from ogun state, that the girls are very fetish, i ended up loosing a very good and promising lady and went for one skinny ibadan babe, my brother, after spending so much, doing all my best to make things work, three years relationship, she just find one excuse to leave so she could find another dummy who will be spending on her. bros, i nearly cry.
Bro, you just made a mistake of generalisation, some not all because I have come across wonderful Ibadan ladies of both religion...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by kayojosephy(m): 9:47pm On Sep 22, 2018
lordchiz:

I tire for these guys...... But why not the person sending it initially just share d file for us to download it here .... Cos I hav been begging since yesterday!
emmanuelmmerem87@gmail.com
HI me on WhatsApp so I can send it to you...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by kayojosephy(m): 7:51am On Sep 22, 2018
To those who have gotten, please help send to others also to make it easier for whoever is sending it initially... dennisworld1, Bosseth24, adedotman5, isaacola57
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by kayojosephy(m): 11:18pm On Sep 21, 2018
Beblessedbaba:


THE PAST QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS WILL BE SHARED FOR FREE TOMORROW. NO MONEY NEEDED OR DEMANDED. JUST PASS ON THE GOOD WILL TO YOUR FELLOW CITIZEN.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by kayojosephy(m): 11:17pm On Sep 21, 2018
dennisworld1:
bros Abeg see my mail dennis42020@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Road Safety Commission 2018 Recruitment: How To Apply by kayojosephy(m): 9:28pm On Sep 21, 2018
becoben:
If you need summary page data to edit.... send your email and I would send to you .... I don't know why some fools are charging 2000? maybe they use poverty swear for them
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Recruitment: FRSC Summary Page Resolved by kayojosephy(m): 9:18pm On Sep 21, 2018
Beblessedbaba:
I WILL SHARE THE EDITABLE VERSION IN WORD FORMAT FOR FREE; ALL YOU NEED IS SEND A DM OR DROP YOUR EMAIL HERE. YOU CAN EASILY INSERT YOUR INFO IN IT.
Romance / Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by kayojosephy(m): 5:55pm On Sep 18, 2018
automatix:
that's what you will say until it happens.

In case you didn't get the memo: I mean stop defending a woman. I was once like you bro, defending and believing my babe then wanted to wait till marriage... How foolish!

Just telling you to get ready, it will happen. And then when you will ask her after the deed is done, she will say "I don't know, it just happened"

I just want you to know I have been where you are, I have bragged like you are doing now.

And no, I know not a sex freak neither do I bond with a woman via sex.
I get you Bro, seems we have same qualities, trust me, reason why I said they are not giving up anytime soon.. It will happen later is a certainty and for me I derive my joy from things I do and trust myself to do, every other persons or things are attachments...

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Romance / Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by kayojosephy(m): 2:49pm On Sep 17, 2018
Ramos16:



LOL, I laugh at people who say I know my sister, and even worst I know my girlfriend/babe, dude you know nothing trust me. girls will be girls, boys will be boys, if they do not want you to know you will never know. Just because they have one guy they bring home does not mean they don't have others .

We are close Bro, and my assertion is to debunk the fact that people of that age range are hoes and not ambitious...
Romance / Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by kayojosephy(m): 2:46pm On Sep 17, 2018
automatix:

I respect everything you have said but please remove that virgin thought from you head... It will destroy you cos the guy that will take it hasn't come.

If your girl losses it to another guy, will you take her back despite all other qualities she possess? Answer it sincerely. If you say no, then you never loved her but the virginity.
Life is beyond sex my brother, most people see sex as big deal... To some of us it's just something we have to experience to fulfill nature's demand... Making money and having rest of mind is the real deal and above all contentment...

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Romance / Re: Why Dating Younger Girls Is Purely Waste Of Time by kayojosephy(m): 11:00pm On Sep 16, 2018
I disagree, it does not apply to all... My sister and my Babe are good examples
I cannot help but envy my sister's guy for been blessed with such a beauty and brain, always thinking of the future and most times prevents her guy from unnecessary spending and she was the standard I used in selecting my own babe and I would say I am luckier, as Babe is business oriented and taken risks I am scared of taking and they are 23 and 22 respectively..
Respect to these wonderful personalities..
Note: Babe is last born of family of 11 children, she witnessed mistakes of elderly ones and the consequences which makes her take necessary steps... And they are not hoes or passing through any 'hoe-phase' as they are still Virgins and they will not give in anytime soon..

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Nairaland / General / Open Letter To Nigerian Clergies On The Killings In Our Dear Nation by kayojosephy(m): 1:50pm On Jul 03, 2018
With all the preaching and teachings of our religious leaders and how we are been challenged to put God to test by challenging God when we face difficulties in our individual lives, I think it's high time our Men Of God put these teachings into practice for the benefit of this nation. For this reason I have decided to pen an open letter to them all not minding their religion differences, cos when there is no peace even religious activities will not hold and only the living with peace of mind can worship God.
'God loves our country Nigeria and he has his servants in the form of apostles, prophets, prophetesses , Pastors, bishops, Imams, Alfas, Sheikh, and other titles God has bestowed on them, scattered all over this nation...
They all claim to hear directly from God with different visions and prophecies from them as given to them by God...
God knows all that happened in secret and in the open...
Is it not safe to ask these men of God to go to God in prayer or whatever form they communicate with God and ask just this simple question
"WHO ARE THOSE BEHIND BOKO HARAM KILLINGS AND OTHER FORMS OF KILLINGS ONGOING IN THE NATION"...
They can all come together in one accord to achieve these by crying out to him to save us from this never ending Killings...' #LetTheClergiesTalkToGod
God has a listening ear and he will hear our cry...
Maybe just maybe, he wants his beloveds and chosen to come to him in unity just to prove that HE is ONE no matter our religious belief...
Literature / Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by kayojosephy(m): 10:50pm On Feb 04, 2018
Nice piece of work, got me glued and I can't believe am done from page 0 in few hrs with d incessant disturbance in between. You made me remember my NYSC days in Omu Aran, Kwara State.. Which ended just last year March and it was a wonderful experience meeting Lotta great folks.. People whom I shared same local govt with in Lagos of which no hope of us getting to know one anoda happened to unite in far away Kwara nd meeting odas from different part of d country.. Missed NYSC badly. #NCCF nd #RuralRugged, CDS nd lots more.. Expecting more updates #gh0sts

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Expected Of A Social Media Manager/Influencer? by kayojosephy(m): 9:33am On Jan 04, 2018
c2far:
Congratulations on the feedback you currently have.

It's a radio station and one of the things they are interested in would be the basic. Take a deep breath at this moment and relax. I have a good feeling you will get the job.

Someone asked if they are paid well. Yes, they are relatively. The least you should get is about 100k. Some pay as high as 400k depending on the depth. You see that dude that said he did not apply because it was not freelance? Make him your friend. He or she understands how the industry work. That is where you should strive to ultimately be. That way you can manage social media account for more than one organisation. It's like earning 200k from more than one source. It's not an easy take but it is doable. It is a job for the future. It's one of the new jobs that appeared following the new media age. While a few others will disappear, it will get stronger at least for the next 10 years.

Back to your interview, these is what you should do -

1. Buy data and school yourself at this point. Run to YouTube to ask all the questions you want to ask and then see videos on how it is done.

2. Go online first and check all the online presence of the radio station. This is your arsenal and should be your focus as to promising what you can do.

3. Your role will include growing the twitter and instagram following and also the Facebook page likes. Explain to them that in terms of Alexa ranking, these are the top three social media platforms in Nigeria.

4. You already know the issues - sport and it looks like tour writing skill is good enough. Give them insight into how you will write engaging content that will lead to more interaction with the radio station. Tell them your target is to grow the station by word of Mouse, not Word of Mouth! The latter is for the marketing guys.

5. Tell them about hashtags and how you will draw a social media calendar for the station. A calendar means you will look at all the public issues and event that will trend in each month in the year and then pre-design contents ahead. In February for instance you will need to guess what the hashtag will be and tell the key commemorations in February - Valentine, Int'l Day of the Girl Child etc. You will need to fit a social media plan that syncs the radio station into this.

6. Someone mentioned you having good graphic skills. Run to Canva.com and quickly learn how to use the tool. You can design anything yourself afterwards for DP etc. You also will need to know how to do research on social media. Guess what, universities are already coming up with a means and style through which social media updates can be used in research work. It tells you of the huge potentials available.

7. You will need to name drop. The top blogs in Nigeria. What they do. Their costing plan. You will also need to promise your deliverables carefully by telling them what you will need from them. For examples if the radio station is not streaming online, you need to ask for that. That it will be cool to have a camera in the radio station. You may also ask that they pay for adverts on Twitter and Facebook etc. SEO, SEM, Mail Chimp, Eskimi, Badoo, Google Analytics, Retargeting are names and acronyms you must drop to seem very capable. Don't worry if you do not know all. What we need is that you get the job first. Then 'sacrifice' 70k to do your first training.

8. Let me know if 1-7 makes sense to you. I will continue from here tomorrow morning. On the contrary, I am ready to prep you for the interview at zero cost to you. Let's say my own way of wishing you a happy new year.

Best wishes bro.

Your sample tweet as a social media manager.

A new #radio station is in town. We are your best option in terms of local and foreign #sports. Follow us and win a prize.
#InspirationMonday #Nigeria #AFCON2018






This is an eye opener Bro.. I will sure get in touch...
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Is Expected Of A Social Media Manager/Influencer? by kayojosephy(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2018
Olusharp:

I also wanted to apply but I spotted it was not a freelance job..
since you didn't add any past experience and they acknowledged you, I believe you can still make things work for yourself..
Go with your laptop but quickly inform them your past experience was with your own personal social media handles... list them and pls edit them to look professional before you go on Friday.. if you are a good sport content writer tell them.. if you have little skills with graphics design, pls tell them.. tell them your understanding of human relationship and how you can use the page to build the firm repute.. once they complain about experience inform them the handler of EFCC handle never had a prior experience and he made the handle know...share your love for social media... and if you hit the job remember to mention me for my account number all the best...
Thanks Bro.. I really appreciate.

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Jobs/Vacancies / What Is Expected Of A Social Media Manager/Influencer? by kayojosephy(m): 3:21pm On Jan 03, 2018
I applied for a job advert requesting for a social media manager/influencer who is
-Vast in sports
-Able to handle basic social media applications
-Creative and pro-active in thinking
-Resourceful.
Of which I am vast in sports but do not have the experience in any capacity of social media management or influencing(apart from my own social media handles). The mail was acknowledged and I was told to come with a laptop and my past work of which I don't have. Note: The interview is scheduled to take place on Friday and it's a Radio Station.
Any tips on what is expected from me.. Thanks in advance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Bitter Experience Today As A Marketer by kayojosephy(m): 9:44am On Dec 21, 2017
paddybrown:
Just recently got an appointment with an insurance company as a marketer and after the training and everything we hit the road looking for a client to buy some of our policy and I meant a guy who I introduced myself and told him about our policy and he just collect my number that he will get back to me and ever since then I was expecting his call and lo and behold he called today and asked me to meet him in one of the hotel in festac, on reaching there he bought a lot of drinks and suya of which he offered me and I declined because what was ringing in my head was Lord let him just pick one of this policy so that I can at least laugh this December. on seeing my curiosity and after a long talk about the policy that suit him best to pick, he brought out a cheque of 6 million naira I was like I don hammer at last (base on d commission d company will give me oooo). he then told me straight ahead that he will only sign the cheque and give me tomorrow morning only if I keep him company till tomorrow morning, and I was like how? and he started narrating how he love me from the very first day and so on and I just be like. ...oga u d see well so? I be guy like you ooooo and he said he knows that and I suppose understand what he meant and he is even ready to introduce me to some one that will give me a better job only if I accept his proposal and I was like I don suffer for this my life so because I want u to buy policy that will favour u at the end the bring this type of talk? I tried to be professional so that my anger should not take d business out but after much talk without a definite way forward this young man slapped me and started shouting that look at this 419 and so on, so person even rush me and shouting 419 up nd down until I showed them the companies insurance proposal forms and narrate my own side of the story but as it is the rich always have their way..
I was really traumatised today but I still believe God that one day my hustle will surely pay.

pls if you are a marketer out there becareful when meeting your prospects because some of them are some thing else...

it really a bitter experience
Really sad one OP.. Try and always record your conversations with people in instances like dese.. Nd don't just play it immediately to defend urself but make sure u av backups.
Events / Re: Ehi Ogbebor Flaunts Dollar Notes Made From Her Wedding To Kenneth Bramor by kayojosephy(m): 10:20pm On Nov 19, 2017
Na dis kind wedding, person wey dey pack d money, go steal money and tire to steal cos it too much... Dem go still thank am for a job well done..

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Religion / Re: What Is Your Own Definition Of God's Goodness? by kayojosephy(m): 8:28am On Oct 01, 2017
ugwuishi:
#PeaceOfMind and Contentment. How right is Einstein's theory on relativity.
Contentment is a personal trait I guess, it has northing to do with God. Even some Pastors are not contented with what they have
Religion / Re: What Is Your Own Definition Of God's Goodness? by kayojosephy(m): 8:20am On Oct 01, 2017
He kept me alive...
That's all I will say for now because I have parents that are just blinded by religion and neglecting their children thinking sending them to school and giving them food is what life is all about. Children are prevented from making friends staying away from families members cos they believe they might terminate their glory, thanks to Nairaland though for the eye opener.. I hate Religion but I love God.

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Phones / Re: NCC Orders MTN, Glo & Airtel & Others To Extend 30-day Data Expiry Period by kayojosephy(m): 7:42am On Sep 30, 2017
Welcome development for ppu like me..
Crime / Re: Okada Rider Brutalized By Policemen On Enugu-Abakaliki Express (Photos) by kayojosephy(m): 9:49pm On Sep 03, 2017
Hmm.. The problem of this nation varies, it is like a tree with different branches and each leaf with it's own unique problem, the root, stem, treetop, branches and leaves are nothing to write home about.. We all can make this nation better when we all think of doing the right thing.. Life is nothing to these devil in human form compared to #20 notes.. We shall not fall victims of this evildoers..

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Good Afternoon, If You Haven't Written Your Tests, Please Log In To Write It Now by kayojosephy(m): 8:48am On Sep 01, 2017
npowerng:
Good Afternoon,
If you haven't written your tests, please log in to write it now.
#NPowerNG
A great job you are doing here, I must comment and looking forward to you sorting out more of issues that we might encounter..
Now that the tests are over, what next, what are the documents to be presented for the physical verification, so that we can get them ready. I will also like to know how we can go about correcting some mistakes while registering like address issues, Local Govt of residence chosen wrongly and d likes.
My own issue is that of the address because as at time of registering I was having accommodation issue so I just have to leave my Lagos home address as I did not know my fate as at then, now I reside in Kwara in the Local Government Area I chose but with Lagos home Address.. Kindly help out on what to do next to correct this issue.
Romance / Re: The Amount Of Times You Can Forgive A Cheating Spouse - Bamisepeter's Blog by kayojosephy(m): 10:18pm On Aug 26, 2017
It all depends on my mood in proportion to her state of true repentance..

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Autos / Re: Customized Tricycle A Guy Was Riding In Maiduguri (Photos) by kayojosephy(m): 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2017
Na make he copyright am remain...

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Travel / Re: Accident Involving Tipper & A Bus Kills Many In Edo This Morning (Graphic Photos by kayojosephy(m): 11:26am On Aug 22, 2017
It is a pity that things like this is a regular occurrence in Nigeria from the North to the south, to the west and to the east.. But the masses will not complain but rather dwell on ethnic and religious issues and our leaders are united when sharing the Loot meant to curb things like this because the youth are busy chanting the various nicknames they gave to each ethnic group... God Help Us..

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