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Sports / Stephen Keshi, Former Eagle Coach, Dies by Kayus4real: 4:52am On Jun 08, 2016
Breaking: Stephen Keshi, Former Eagles Coach, Dies.
http://independentnig.com/2016/06/08/ stephen-keshi-former-eagles-coach-dies/
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law Poses On A N45million Bed by Kayus4real: 9:45am On May 28, 2016
His English.. Though.. "I have sat"
Education / Re: Agbami 2014 Has Started Awarding by Kayus4real: 7:37pm On Aug 27, 2015
payment unarguably confirmed.
Education / Nigeria Vs India! The Greatest Lie Ever Told. by Kayus4real: 5:04pm On Jan 07, 2015
Growing up as a kid, I heard enough lies, myths and zobos as
some people will like to put it. Once, a classmate even had the
guts to tell the whole class in Primary four that he had a
WHALE at his father's backyard. That almost caused a fight as
the argument that broke out was almost as devastating as
those seen when the National Assembly come together to
discuss National Issues.
When it comes to the sports myths, it gets worse. After what I
heard years back, i am still searching for the video of Jay Jay
Okocha that sees him dribble all eleven members of the
opposing team one after the other (twice) before scoring what
would surely be the greatest goal in German football as the
goalie in that game was Oliver kahn # Wunderbar.
But the greatest of lie has to be that of the game that never
held; between Nigeria and India at the National Stadium, Lagos
in a year that the
originator didn't care to share. I rate this as the greatest
Football lie due to the fact that it has spread to all corners of
the Nation and the lasting
effect it has on the mind of any young child that paid serious
attention to this incredible tale. Wide-eyed and with innocent
mouths gasping, we listened to the narrator deliver this
legendary tale.
As the Story goes:
The Super Eagles played the Indian football team in a match at
the National Stadium in Lagos. The
game started off well but after a while the Indians scored and
moments later scored again and again and again. The fans in
the stands couldn't comprehend what was going on as the
players seemed to leave the ball for their opponents each time
they came in contact. The Nigerian players were playing like
they were scared of getting close to the Indians and the goalie
kept on leaving the goal in fear each time the opponents got
into the box. When the players were asked they all explained
with a sense of bewilderment that the Indians turned into lions
in front of their very eyes and out of fear they gave away the
ball as would anyone in their right minds.
As the game went on, the strong willed Nigerians played on with
the courage they could muster and worked very hard to salvage
something. When the stoppage time was indicated, the visitors
had just scored their 99th goal and were going for the 100.
(Wait a minute? I get it. It must have been a cricket game.)
Anyways as the excellent narrator carried on, he revealed that
the Nigerians finally broke into the opposition's half with
courage and from the flank, a cross was delivered and met a
delicious header from a Nigerian attacker. GOAAAAAAL! we had
pulled something back, but the goal scorer remained on the
floor motionless and lifeless. He was stretched off and all efforts
to resuscitate this hero of some sorts were in vain.
Sad end to a game of Football. The aftermath of the game saw
India after thorough investigation banned for about 50 years by
FIFA for using black magic during a game and with that the
Story came to an end. We talked about it for days.
All in all these tales are part and parcel of our journey from
childhood to adulthood and we learn to appreciate them with a
pinch of salt, looking back at them with fond memories and
enough laughter to fill our tummies.

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Education / Re: Agbami 2014 Has Started Awarding by Kayus4real: 7:30pm On Sep 20, 2014
has anyone 4rm kwara gotten agbami award letter??
Education / Re: Agbami 2014 Has Started Awarding by Kayus4real: 6:43pm On Sep 05, 2014
has anyone who won agbami got award letter from kwara...coz my mail contains only congratulatory msg.
Education / Re: Agbami 2014 Has Started Awarding by Kayus4real: 2:04pm On Sep 01, 2014
Cald dragnet nw..i was told more messages on the procedure will be sent..by d end of dis month. for those that got agbami congratulatory msg.
Education / Re: Agbami 2014 Has Started Awarding by Kayus4real: 11:29pm On Aug 31, 2014
the message in d email contains no directory. jst congratulatory msg. anybody with vital info?
Education / Re: Unilorin 2012/2013 Admissions by Kayus4real: 9:24pm On Aug 03, 2012
Gud God.

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