₦airaland Forum

blamingthedevil:


92000

Who did the counting

Help me ask them ooo! IPOB miscreants and disinformation!

Bossman:
wow! These people have really finished Nigeria. The foreign investigators have done their part. Now it's up to the Nigerian authorities to do their own part.

I doubt it!

Religion should not be mixed with politics!

Manny21:
Nigerian politicians like Atiku can be forgetful. Has he forgotten that he brought APC to us and that he was a founding father of the disaster known as APC today? Did he not contest presidential election under ACN in 2007? Atiku is a political Abiku, in fact Atiku is Abiku. Here today gone tomorrow. It is this Abikuism that has ruled his political journeys and history. I will not be surprised if joins LP after 2023. Atiku joins parties for ticket. No more no less

You've spoken very well and reasonably too! The man is a nomadic politician!

Fruitless exercise!

bantos:
From all indications, APC will win the presidential election

You've spoken very well and reasonably too! No shaking!

France all the way![color=#000099][/color]

The state government, through Amotekun, and all other security agencies should take pro-active measures to forestall their evil plans.

Morocco should prevail!

sam1980000:
They have finally shared for the month. I'm sure salaries will drop before Christmas.


FAAC Shares N902bn Revenue To Federal Govt, States, LGAs For December

Hopefully we should be paid before Christmas!

LegendHero:
Obasanjo won’t win his own ward.

Even if Obasanjo is on the ballot, Tinubu will defeat him in his ward, that’s how featherweight Obasanjo is in Yorubaland.

You've spoken very well and reasonably too!

OkoRemi2023:
Yorubas, Hausas, Fulani's, Middlebelt, Niger Deltans are behind you Omo olodo ide




go on soun



Sad east can go to hell

You've spoken very well and reasonably too! God bless you richly!

Ade3000yrs:
Over 300 billion cells die in our body everyday and over 300 billion new cells are replaced everyday.
There are more bacteria in a human mouth than there are people in the world. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools and Your nose can remember 50,000 different scents. Here is the genesis of the mouth power, verbal energy, oral mechanism or oral engineering.

Cure For Mouth Odour.

First of all you have to address the cause before proffering needful remedy. STAY away from refined sugar or cut down on your consumption of sugary things. To me, use of lysterin for mouth floss is almost useless because you may have to make it a prolonged routine thereby making it an indispensable product. You most likely maybe having pockets of food debris in your mouth or a gum and tongue loaded with excess bacteria.

Get tetracycline red and yellow capsule, and use the powder in it for mouth floss for 10 to 15 min gaggling morning and night for 3 to 5 days then you can bid your mouth odour farewell as it reduces oral bacteria load very fast.

Alternatively you can use the regular red and black ampiclox powder in place of the red and yellow tetracycline capsule to gaggle as tetracycline may leave you with yellowing teeth after reducing the load of your oral bacteria but with the red and black ampiclox, it leaves no dental nor oral discoloration.

In addition, you may have to incorporate going the oldskool way as well. By this I meant you may have to wash your mouth with chewing stick first thing in the morning before using your regular tooth paste and brush with your Agness Nwanma powder or calcium carbonate powder. Make sure you wash your gum and tongue vigorously to remove plaque and the whitish load of bacteria on your tongue through the use of the sharp edges of your chewing stick.

Optionally, you may choose to get lemon, wash and shred it in pot of water and boil to include the peel. After boiling, seive the juice in a jug or an air tight ragolis bottle; use the juice as mouth wash to gaggle morning and night in place of your lysterin mouth wash. More so, you may have to drink the lemon juice from time to time to reduce the offensive odour or kill the bacteria load in your gut and also increase your gastric alkalinity.

After this, you are sure to have your confidence back in the public and talk without fear of intimidation nor from oral embarrassment. Do This To Save Your Public Status! Don't allow any misinformed opportunist take advantage of your health condition by asking you to pay heavy money for the sins of his or her forefathers by asking you to pay #10,000 naira or #100,000 naira for solution except you are predestined for scam dealings because I know some would start making post to sell their trash products on this thread as some naive minds would still go ahead to patronize such scam. Wish you success in your endeavors.

But if symptoms persist after all these effort, consult your doctor for proper dental care

Thanks for this inspiring advice!

The coach has always been biased!

LesbianBoy:
If Portugal should go home today

The coach should be sacked. Ronaldo made him and now he thinks he has arrived and has the mind to bench Ronaldo for a small boy? Nahhhhhh

Does the foolish coach not know that form is temporarily and class is permanent?

You've spoken very well and reasonably too!

I will like Morocco to triumph but still has a soft spot for Ororo!

Seductress4:
A very lovely news. Tinubu will be next and Atiku will follow him.

To be followed by Obi and others!

Hmmmmm!

Scandalous scandal!!!!!!!

ValCon888:
N500 olosho or side chick to be súcking his preek would have saved his life.

The best way to deal with a Nigerian woman is to offer her competition.

It's tempting, worthy of consideration!!!

Not to worry! Ororo has several suitors!

CoronaVirusRelo:
Wake up!

Peter can NEVER be president!

LOUDER please!!!!!!!

southsouthking:
Dear Mr Atiku, why did you delete the tweet about the killing of Deborah?

Very relevant question!

sam1980000:
FAAC shares N736.78bn October revenue to FG, states, LGs
FAAC shares N736.78bn October revenue to FG, states, LGs
By Cynthia Egboboh on November 23, 2022

The Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) has shared a total sum of N736.782 billion from the October 2022 Federation Account Revenue to the Federal Government, states and local government councils.

This was contained in a communiqué issued at the end of the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting for November 2022.

The N736.782 billion total distributable revenue comprised distributable statutory revenue of N417.724 billion, distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue of N213.283 billion, Exchange Gain revenue of N5.775 billion and N100.000 billion Augmentation from Non-oil Revenue

In October 2022, the total deductions for cost of collection was N33.555 billion and total deductions for transfers, savings and refunds was N186.749 billion.

The balance in the Excess Crude Account (ECA) was $472,513.64.

The communiqué confirmed that from the total distributable revenue of N736.782 billion; the Federal Government received N293.955 billion, the State Governments received N239.512 billion and the Local Government Councils received N177.086 billion. The total sum of N26.228 billion was shared to the relevant States as 13% derivation revenue.

Gross statutory revenue of N622.270 billion was received for the month of October 2022. This was lower than the sum of N825.710 billion received in the previous month by N203.440 billion.

From the N417.724 billion distributable statutory revenue, the Federal Government received N206.576 billion, the State Governments received N104.778 billion and the Local Government Councils received N80.779 billion. The sum of N25.591 billion was shared to the relevant States as 13% derivation revenue.

For the month of October 2022, the gross revenue available from the Value Added Tax (VAT) was N229.041billion. This was higher than the N203.960 billion available in the month of September 2022 by N25.081billion.

The Federal Government received N31.992 billion, the State Governments received N106.642 billion and the Local Government Councils received N74.649 billion from the N213.283 billion distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue.

The N5.775 billion from the Exchange Gain revenue was distributed as follows: the Federal Government received N2.707 billion, the State Governments received N1.373 billion, the Local Government Councils received N1.058 billion and the relevant States received N0.637 billion as 13% derivation revenue.

From the N100.000 billion Augmentation, the Federal Government received N52.680 billion, the State Governments received N 26.720 billion and the Local Government Councils received N20.600 billion.

According to the Communiqué, in the month of October 2022, Value Added Tax (VAT) and Companies Income Tax (CIT) increased significantly while Oil and Gas Royalties, Petroleum Profit Tax (PPT) Import Duty recorded considerable decreases. However, Excise Duty increased marginally.

This is a good development!

Thanks for sharing brother!

PureMe01:
Urchins will run with highest force from this thread

In fact the first two comments are from them! Wailers all!

Really?

LeoDeKing:
Time for ipob pigs to show Muhammad Bala the full length of their tongues. In their biafuro brand of democracy, anyone with opinion contrary to their own should be insulted, cursed and threatened with death.

Don't mind them! They will weep bitterly when the time comes!

Ifakiland:
Werey like say you getbplans pay back the 100k loan before....you were dey owe multiple loaning apps no gree pay....karma don catch you, you sef don feel how the apps feel mumu

You just be a joker!!!

Hobbiton:
The sheer hypocrisy of this is that, their activists and citizens will never call this out.


But if this happened it northan Nigeria, they would have been sleeting their trout while tweeting fire and brimstone.. lol.


Hypocrisy of the highest esteem!

Don't mind those hypocrites!

Penguin2:
Goodluck Jonathan didn’t win in Katsina and entire Northwest in 2011 but he became the president.

Deal with that.

Thanks to the votes of the Southwest! Though you people would never admit it or acknowledge it!