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henryskywalker2003:
But she gained boobs....

Yes she did.

to9ice:
Pls I nid help for some of my tma are not showing.

Try this to see them. Perhaps it will show.

1. login to your tma portal

2. open any tma question

3. paste this link on your address bar and type your matric number after the equals sign on this link

https://tma.nou.edu.ng/DisplayQuiz.aspx?tmaid=TMA1/edu726&MatricNumber=
eg. https://tma.nou.edu.ng/DisplayQuiz.aspx?tmaid=TMA1/edu726&MatricNumber=nou175429217

4. if the TMA is available, it will be spooled from the Tma database.

Courtesy: Nixow

Prayer is the key that unlocks all doors. It eases all perceived difficulties and strengthens the weak. It has the unimaginable power to change destiny and an inestimable strength to confirm and retain what has been achieved. The Prophet (SAW) says, "There is nothing that can change the destiny except prayer". Despite this, we tend to commit, among numerous others, 2 mistakes in praying to Allah (SAW)

1. We wait for trouble before we pray.
The prophet (SAW) says, "Whoever that wants his prayer to be answered at the time of trouble, should pray to Him at the time of ease". Here the Prophet is encouraging us to sow seed of prayers before we seek to harvest. He wants us to have a saving account full of prayer before the day we will want to withdraw. He does not want us to wait till when we will be in problem before we remember where out tesbeeh (rosery) and Qur'an is. But our brothers and sisters today, including this head, always wait till that day when he needs money, needs job, good wife and responsible husband before he seeks Allah's intervention. He does not feel the need to call upon Allah when not in any trouble. Again, if you want your prayers to be answered at the time of trouble, call Him at the time of ease.

2. We stop the prayer when our prayer is answered. Typical human, he forgets where he reaps after harvesting. Now your prayer is answered and your request is granted, you flee away from that prayer like you never did it before. Allah (SWT) says, "And when some hurt touches man, he cries to his Lord (Allah Alone), turning to Him in repentance, but when He bestows a favour upon him from Himself, he forgets that for which he cried for before, and he sets up rivals to Allah, in order to mislead others from His Path. Say: "Take pleasure in your disbelief for a while: surely, you are (one) of the dwellers of the Fire!".
Don't let this verse manifest in you. Don't stop that prayer forever. Once in a while, revisit the prayer and do it, if you cannot do it regularly again.

A poet says, "Be persisted in your prayer. Don't leave your wish. If you want solution to your ailment (problem), it is with Him (Allah)."

May Allah make us steadfast in our responsibilities to Him.

Jum'at Mubarak.

Written by KazRem.

irunobo should tell Sandra to give her the guy's number and feign as Sandra.

There are some things you see online and you wonder and ask yourself, "se eyan leleyi" (Is this one human). That guy is one of such.

Aminat508:
More Photos below...


http://www.amiloaded.com/2016/09/housefly-seen-inside-snacks-glass-in.html


Lalasticlala Dominique

Na you go dey see everything. The day wey lalasticlala go report say he see you and funjosh on same bed go come. Abi Babangbali?

Padded pregnancy.

So one cannot kneel down for his brother or respectable family member.

jopretty:
Hmmm, I've been job hunting for months now, praying to get a job that pays even if it's 20k for a start, I no see and someone here is talking about 400k job...Lord Jesus, are you awake and seeing this? well Op, I'll advice you stick to the job you love and have passion for. I'm sure your superiors know your worth now and would do anything to keep you. Goodluck!

We don't usually see the hustle people went through before attaining success. Same as people are not seeing your job hunting today but will see you when you eventually land that job with fat salary. Stay positive.

famlex
I don't think they will and if they do, let them also realize they were not fair giving your colleagues of the same level salary above yours politely.

FowlYansh:
...I remembered the corpers that die as a result of the dog and the baboons soak in blood statement that was made by this man.

...I remembered a man who say is ambitious is not worth the blood of any Nigeria

Nigerians like me voted for the dullard and today we regret and we wish that GEJ will come!

It's a matter of time. As much as I am heavily affected by this administration, I believe it could be worse with the GEJ's.

Not good. Not advisable.
A girl of 20 years who is just about to get admission. How is she going to combine matrimony with academics? If she had been in university or better still in 300 or 400 level, it would be better but in 100 level, not good. Let the man wait till she is in 400 if he truly loves her. Ewoni iranu?

Allahu Akbar.

Nice one. Congratulations to them.




Only God knows the number of times they would have bleeped each other in the space of 10 massive years. Kini temi gaan self?

Make we wait for the part 2 of this news. Hopefully, Sahara Reporter will feed us.

adami48:
Ladies watch out for this kinda guy, they are very difficult to date , they are very problematic, can never be in a relationship, in fact they will end up in married

Na lie. If a guy could keep his pens from 100 level till graduation, he can keep a relationship (his pe*is too) till marriage and beyond.

The guy will hardly lose money oo. The ability to, one, keep the pens from 100 level surprised me. Then exhausting the ink marveled me. Apparently, he must have had it in mind before or on getting admission. Kudos to him. If he channel that effort in other endeavor, he might do better.

ashewoboy:
Rubbish. Like say keeping pen dey give first class.



The caption is misleading though. I thought he kept his virginity.

Exactly what I had in mind.

This evening

Royhaanat and AbdurRazaq.

Allahu akbar

so aminat508 na pictures you dey take when others dey pray abi

lexiconkabir:
bros nawa oo......What's your address abeg

Okun Ajah. Eti osa LGA. Lagos state.

lexiconkabir:
Bros this one?

No oo. Na this one oo.

Ha! I don't want to be part of the bandwagon but I must say this, these people can promise.

Good. Hope they use it well and we see the effect. Other sectors need it too. Most especially manufacturing industry.

1. He made us human
2. He made us Muslim
3. We are alive
4. We are sensible to thank Him (some don't)
5. You bought ram or not, you will eat meat.

Alhamdulillah for witnessing another Eidil Kabir.


PS: I am looking for our ram o. aminat508, baba11, omotayor123, agarawu, midolian una help us see am

We are advised to fast today. But guess what? Some people will not fast. No, they are not ill. They are not travelling. And they are not in Makkah. They are already fasting before today. They are fasting voluntarily. They do not have what to eat. They hardly have 2 square meals. Let's remember these people. Pray for them. Give charity to them.

"Allah in heaven assist does who assist others on earth" - Prophet Muhammed (SAW)

Smipat:
As salamu 'alaykum warahmotuLlah wabarakatuh. My name is Rahmah. It's indeed a pleasure to be here.

Welcome sister Rahmah.

Subhanallah!

Up coming.

So? What would NCC do with the fine? Redistribute it between those who bought the substandard phones? Why unsealed their shop? So that they can sell more substandard phones?