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waiess:
@kb thanks for asking after me abeg no vex for me jare been so busy lately managing d family farm and I get tired almost everyday so it is pointless subscribing on my fone but as information don dey needed I no get choiice but to come back online thanks bro and thanks to d family here too for ur concern for me and for my fellow gunners

Welcome back Brother

rosalieene:
pls i want to ask, the background of the passport
i have is red. hope there is no problem with that.
pls answer me biko

Pls take another one tomorrow with a white background ok b4 heading to cafe

Chinweukamaka:
Gudevening all....pls oooooooooooo,any married female B15 CM?pls i nid some clarification abt 2mao's registration pls help ooooooo

You don't need to stress yourself as a married PCM because any time you choosed to register wouldn't count against you at all as you ladies are part of the reasons why immediate posting after registration is not feasible

So even if it is the last day of registration, the state of location of your husband being uploaded is where you are going to serve in.

labienyce:
Esikusi mi o Me I want to ask one kweshun o And it is nysc related o Biko, do I need Waec certificate in camp for registration?

No

JaneJoanJohn:
Omo! with this analysis,I no sure again o

Sorry please, how do you mean

OmichaelO:
I was asked this question
Can married men also pick Lagos because his wife is in Lagos?





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logodwhiz

No No No and No. A married man can only move his family to his state of posting if he so desired to that effect on his own volution and must be ready to fut the bill and expenses from his purse.

katerine7:
I wanted a win but I can settle for this

Full-time: Chelsea 1-1 Man Utd.

thank you costa

Atleast all Chelsea guys and Chicks would now agree with me that without a Red card, you wouldn't have beaten my Arsenal this season.

Fraih:
You know it gives me much joy when I read from you, sincerely, you are a good guy!
The good news is that my hubby will be back tomorrow, and back for good.

That's good news all the same both for me and for your hubby's return and its permanent nature.

indoorlove:
Im a bit late sha, but let me introduce myself. Nairaland moniker: indoorlove, name: Adams, sch.: Unibuja, course: math edu, Batch: A16. thanks

Welcome mate!

Wao! Another Nation Builder in the building.

Not only a builder but same line of thought with me. That's good News to Golden City's Citizens.

The greatest NUESA it is Brother.

MissOyin:
Even I didn't get d chance to read d beginning of dis story bt u r rite abt my school

Thank you for the confirmation

ayosco2008:
Well I think I get it now. For sure at least 1 PCM form same school must be posted to all the camps. It's all good. I'd just advise peeps here not to choose state they don't wanna go to. There's equal chance of getting any state u choose.

Yes Brother and those who didn't even get any of their choices toô shouldn't complain because it is still possible to get posted outside of them also as experienced or monitored from B15 posting

ayosco2008:
Well I might know the exact figures of student that were mobilized.. But what I can accurately and firmly tell u is that most students got North..

Now let me give u some reasons why I think the sharing of students in a school equally to camps might be wrong..

1. During reg, as states start to fill up it disappears from d drop down list... Well it might not be filled up 100% but it will surely dissappear..

2. What we all noticed during reg was that and I will like u to take note, after the first 3 days, lagos and abj got filled up and these two were d first to be taken away from d drop down list.. Dey never appeared again even while some states showed up again after the first week. Note that "some". Cox some states also did not show up again.

3. Now let me narrate my own personal experience. I did my reg on d 5th day around 11pm. On this 5th day.. Peeps were already afraid cos states kept disappearing and we were left with just 10 states. Mostly Northern.. This gave to the rise of most students being posted to the north. That same day when I was about to do my reg, I was left with only borno, Taraba, yobe, adamawa, gombe, kebbi... I was only able to choose just Taraba and kebbi. I got Taraba eventually Cox of d geo political zone rule.. Same with some other peeps

Now what I will what u to note is that had it been there was a rule that says students must be shared equally to camps or let me say there's the rule and it was followed.. Most students will get other states no matter thier choice just to fulfil that rule.. And I can bodly tell u that people that got lag or abj in my school were very few just because of late registration..

In the 2nd week of camp. Some states came back and peeps choose it but they were posted to stream 2.

This whole analysis is just what I observed it's neither from an nysc staff or anything. It's just to share my point of view. And I respect your point of view also. But I just feel that rule does not hold. The states u r able to choose at the point of reg is what u will get irrespective of what ur mates choose.

Brother I am not in particular kicking against your point of view oo and infact check your mention now because I would mention you in my other response and that of LogoDWhiz as presented in the picture column to Dudecollins's theory in corroborating your point of view as expressed above but WHAT I AM EMPHATICALLY REFUTING NOW FROM YOUR UNDERSTANDING MY POST IS THE USE OF THE WORD 'EQUALLY' IN THE DISTRIBUTION OF PCMS FROM THE SAME SCHOOL. I am not claiming EQUALLY but atleast more than 1 CM from the same school must be posted to all the camps available except for the Foreign Graduates.

Not also forgetting the total number of Married female corps members that would be posted to either state of ORIGIN OR state of SCHOOL DOMICILE by virtue of the fact that their hubbies are resident in these states as the case may be.

LogoDWhiz:
Okay bro!

Didn't even know you had earlier responded to it!

No problem Brother

Fraih:
He's very well and fine. I'll mention to him that you asked of Him.

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Justified10, congrats o, Welcome to #teamGoldenCityCouple. Please take care of Katherine7, there is this special likeness I have for Kates.
I didn't see Kbs468 today Are you doing fine sir?
Crobboy, renaming the city
Did Rukkyola go AWOL, or her Mum finally got the phone from her? or she actually created a new account in another skin like she threatened

Ok, I'll just retire to bed now too.
Good night everyone
Cc : Fraiser (please dont pick up a fight there, I can't behold my twin exchanging words)
Terrymason, IghravweIG, Amodu.

Thanks Dear. I'm very well and fine Jare.

By the way, congrats on your new crown as Miss A16 and Ofcourse the crown would be marked and retired as the last for the millennium because witnessing page 1,000 would be a life time achievement for the people and Government of GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC which is worth celebrating rather than being panicky like the world was in 1999 prior to the year 2000 when MILLENNIUM BUG SCARE CAUSED TROUBLE THEN.

My only displeasure is the absence of your hubby to celebrate uniquely with you on your feat as the latest and reigning Miss A16

Rukkyola:
CONFIRM NYSC RELATED MATTER WEY MAKE SENSE! BUH HW DID U GET KNW? U USE JUJU NI? IF NYSC CATCH U 'OYO' IS UR CASE.i no go fit advice u 4 dis 1 wey u go chuk ur nose o.
B4 dey catch U ist take gift 4rm me
**gives him 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000.....likes.
TO all ov una wey dey RUSH 'OYO' IS UR CASE NW O.NO ADVICE 4 U.
C as i don loss N50 4 HEA
kbs468 minister of information,com c dis 1 nw wey u suppose QUOTE MONICKERS FULL INSIDE!

I don do d needful b4 even seeing your mentioning me with the above

ayosco2008:
This particular theory about spreading PCM of a particular EQUALLY across the camps, I seriously doubt it... In b15 batch, 60 PERCENT of MY SCHOOL MATES GOT NORTH.. And LET'S SAY OUT OF THE 60 PERCENT THAT GOT NORTH, HALF OF US GOT TARABA..... SCHOOL is UNIOSUN. So I seriously doubt that theory. What I know is that u can get any state. No mata how many of ur school peeps are in that state. My view dou

Bros, your submission above is COMPLETELY and I REPEAT, COMPLETELY FAULTY simply because

1. You did not give us the exact quota in terms of a CONCRET NUMBER given to your school

2. since no specific number, how did you come about 60%

3. You said NORTH, so NYSC people are so foolish that they don't know that North constitute 20 states including FCT to have given 30% of UNIOSUN to TARABA alone and the remainder of 30% to 19 other Northern states.

4. Infact, You even said 'In b15 batch, 60 percent of my School mates got North.. And let's SAY out of the 60 percent that got North, Half of us got Taraba' which simply means, YOUR CONCLUSION IS NOT BACKED BY FACTS AND FIGURES.


Modified:

Let me briefly let you into what I intended hearing from you thus:

In my school, last year, or for Batch B15 to be precise, 2000 was the quota given to us BUT MY SCHOOL REFUSED TO COMPLETE THE NUMBER BY ONLY OPTING TO MOBILISED ONLY PCMS WITH Year 09 JAMB ADMISSION NUMBERS INCLUDING THE AWAITING LIST CANDIDATES FROM A15 AND C14 AS WELL AS THOSE WHO HAD 1ST, 2ND OR SESSIONAL SPILL OVER WITH US THE year 10 JAMB ADMISSION NUMBERS even when our results were ready.

And this Batch A16, 2500 has been allotted as quota because in the history of the school, our Set is the most populated with a close figure of 5,000 that actually graduated b4 our immediate successors overtook us in the total on admission during entry level and surely a higher number are poised to graduate and get set for mobilisation while others reduced in numbers which accounted for the suspension of the VC by the STATE HOUSE OF ASSEMBLY LATE LAST YEAR BECAUSE MOST OF THE INDIGENES COULDN'T SECURE ADMISSION SUBSEQUENTLY.

Again, MissOyin made me to understand that 500 was alloted her University for B15 but 200 of them graduated and only 50 were mobilised from her set while excluding her for no reason since the quota was not even met because 300 were actually mobililised.

MissOyin, pls come and clarify this figures because I believe that I stand to be corrected on my the figures I gave about your school above.

LogoDWhiz:
Dudecollins!

Is your theorem proven and tested?

There are some loopholes in the theory though!

Firstly, if a particular school students decide to register in block(in mass) at a particular time, and they all choose a particular state, and let's say the state is available, So you mean to say that all of them will get Lagos?
Do you know that NYSC actually spreads PCMs from a school across other zones, they don't want an influx of Corp Members from same school in a particular state.

Moreso, your theory didn't take into cognisance the degree of PCMs.
Do you also know that, NYSC actually spreads PCMs across other states according to grades, so that a region won't have too much of First Class, Second Class Upper, Lower, Third Class in a particular state?

Do you also know that NYSC tends to post South to North and North to South?

There are so many technicalities involved that is beyond your algorithm.

#peace!

Happy Sunday everyone.

Cc: Kbs468
Rukkyola
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Let me tag this too on my previous post as additional piece

Dudecollins:
This is a Major Breakthrough in thought that will
change your choice of state selection for NYSC.
All PCM are concerned of which order to pick
their most preferred state for it to be given. Well I
have figured out how states are given to Corps
Members.
First of all No NYSC human official will look at
your registration, It is Automated by their system.
So it does not matter where you live, the number
of states you chose as visited. When Corps
Members are being posted the machine
automatically selects the PCM choice of state
randomly in successive order. It will pick the first
choice of the first applicant, then the second
choice of the next, then the third choice of the
next, the back again to the first choice.
In the case when PCM are given state outside of
their three choice of state this is what happened,
For example Femi chose Abuja, Lagos, Enugu
then the machine selection fell to Lagos and at
that point Lagos is already filled up, the machine
will automatically choose another Western state
i.e Oyo for that applicant. If it fell at Abuja for
example and it’s already filled it will automatically
choose another North Central State i.e Niger etc.
It is not about the first to register, the machine
do rank PCM registration in Batches for example:
The first 5000 members to register might
complete the first batch (am not sure on the
number though). After each batch the machine
will distribute PCM’s randomly (as I have stated
above). Let say for example Lagos Corpers are
2000, and out of the 2000, 700 are already filled
up by runs, leaving just 1,300 spaces and
hypothetically 4000 out of the 5000 chose lagos,
and hypothetically the machine selected 2200
PCM to lagos only the first 1300 will be given
lagos and the rest 900 will be given other states
(as I explained above), then immediately Lagos
will be taken off the selected state in the NYSC
portal.
It does not matter if you register by 12am on the
8th or you register the next day if you are within
the first batch (might well be more that 5k or
might be way lesser) It will then be selected
randomly probably the last person to fill up the
batch will be first.
Back to the posting hypothetically if the machine
fell on your choice lagos and it happened to be
full it will move on to another western state i.e
Ogun if it again happens to be full it will
randomly post you to any state in any geo-
political zone i.e North Central Benue.
So what you fill in the form does not in any way
determine where you will be posted, you can
choose any state as long as it’s in the portal.
You have an equal chance to be posted to Abuja
as Ekiti.


#Copied

You try but didn't include the fact that the process was also programmed to key into the foundation principle of PROMOTING UNITY, TOGETHERNESS, HARMONY, LOVE AND IN GENERAL-THE MORAL SPIRIT OF BEING, THROUGH THE BELOW SUMMARIZED OPERATIONS

'CORPS MEMBERS are posted to cities far from their city of origin and familiar terrain in terms of school of graduation state of domicile excluding married female corps members but including married males, {although this posting has recently been marred with series of favouritism} ARE EXPECTED TO MIX WITH PEOPLE OF OTHER TRIBES, SOCIAL AND FAMILY BACKGROUNDS, to learn the culture of the INDIGENES IN THE PLACE THEY ARE POSTED TO. This action is aimed at being in tandem with the earlier mentioned reasons above AIMED AT UNITING THE COUNTRY AND TO HELP YOUTHS APPRECIATE OTHER ETHNIC GROUPS.

which simply put, was responsible for why

√ 90% of PCMs from NORTHERN ORIGIN INSTITUTIONS GOT SOUTHERN STATES AS THEIR FIRST CHOICE and SOUTHERN ORIGIN INSTITUTIONS EQUALLY GOT NORTHERN STATES AS FIRST CHOICE.

√ In the same spirit, IT WAS ALSO PROGRAMMED NOT TO ALLOW A LARGER % OF CMS FROM SAME INSTITUTION GET POSTED TO THE SAME CAMP, RATHER, TO BE IN LINE WITH NYSC'S SPREADING ACROSS ALL CAMPS POLICY.

√ IT is in same calculation that if your FIRST CHOICE STATE has gotten filled up by your colleagues from same school, then your SECOND CHOICE STATE IS LOOKED AT following the same pattern of tinkering.

√ It is this same reasoning that explains why the majority of B15 got either 2nd or 3rd choices as state of posting since the 1ST CHOICES are the Once that are usually being used for 'Run's activities'

√ SO BASICALLY THE REASON FOR BEING POSTED OUTSIDE YOUR 3 CHOICES IS SIMPLY BECAUSE YOUR SCHOOL'S QUOTA FOR LAGOS OR ABUJA OR ENUGU LIKE YOU EXEMPLIFIED ABOVE HAS BEEN FILLED UP BY YOUR COLLEAGUES AND NOT BECAUSE THE FIRST 2000 FOR LAGOS HAS BEEN COMPLETED OR NOT.

√ The reason for the above ultimate condition is to be able to maintain the spreading across camps policy so as to avoid a certain group of PCMs from the same school all picking Lagos, Abuja, Enugu, Akwa Ibom etc by virtue of having the opportunity of registering early.

√ My reasons above was actually the fact behind the inability of posting PCMs immediately after registering

except if

√ The settings would be modified to key in the institution a PCM graduated from such that once the total quota for that school for any particular state is filled up, then such state would be removed in other to deny all the remaining PCMs from that same school access to such state rather than ALL PCMS ACROSS THE COUNTRY, THEN YOUR PRINCIPLE ABOVE WOULD WORK OUT ELSE IT IS NOT TENABLE RELATIVE TO MY SUBMISSION ABOVE.



GOOD MORNING CITIZENS!!!

WISHING OUR CHRISTIAN BRETHREN A SPLENDID AND SUPER SWEET SUNDAY SERVICE AND ALL OF US A FREAKY FUN FILLED AND GLORIOUS DAY AND WEEK DAYS AHEAD.



THAT BEING SAID,

THE OFFICIAL A16 ONLINE REGISTRATION BETWEEN 8TH FEBRUARY TO 12TH MARCH KICKS OFF IN LESS THAN 14 HRS 59 MINUTES

STREAM I CAMPING IS COMING UP IN 52 DAYS TIME OF MARCH 30TH

WHILE

STREAM II SHALL RESUME THEIRS IN 80 DAYS TIME OF 27TH APRIL

AND.............THE ONLINE PRINTING AND AT SCHOOL COLLECTION OF CALL-UP LETTERS DATE ARE STILL BEING AWAITED.

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please Note: DO NOT QUOTE THE ENTIRE POST TO AVOID SPAMMING OF MENTIONS,

HOWEVER,

YOU CAN LIKE OR SHARE IT AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE ME A SEPARATE MENTION FOR ANY COMMENT RELATING TO THIS POST IN TERMS OF MISSING OUT ON YOUR MONIKER AND OTHERWISE.

Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic

Gionee M3 mini

GOOD MORNING CITIZENS!!!

COUNTDOWN IS FINALLY HERE IRRESPECTIVE OF THE ACRIMONY WITHIN OUR HEARTS OVER THE DISAPPOINTING TIME SCHEDULE FOLLOWING A LONG AND OVERDUE TINKERING PERIOD OF TIME AROUND AND WITHIN THE NYSC.

THAT BEING SAID, THE OFFICIAL EFFECT OF THEIR RESOLUTION IS SET TO BE EXPERIENCED IN 2 DAYS TIME WITH THE ONLINE REGISTRATION BETWEEN 8TH FEBRUARY TO 12TH MARCH


STREAM I CAMPING IS COMING UP IN 53 DAYS TIME OF MARCH 30TH

WHILE

STREAM II SHALL RESUME THEIRS IN 81 DAYS TIME OF 27TH APRIL


AND.............THE ONLINE PRINTING AND AT SCHOOL COLLECTION OF CALL-UP LETTERS DATE ARE STILL BEING AWAITED.

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please Note: DO NOT QUOTE THE ENTIRE POST TO AVOID SPAMMING OF MENTIONS,

HOWEVER,

YOU CAN LIKE OR SHARE IT AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE ME A SEPARATE MENTION FOR ANY COMMENT RELATING TO THIS POST IN TERMS OF MISSING OUT ON YOUR MONIKER AND OTHERWISE.

Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic

Rukkyola:
oga na nw u dey com? All off una wey dey represent dis our city na so so mumu and ode ina b.Abeg ina nominate me o i wan b d ist female president 4 dis city o so da i go help una put smtins in order.This city don baje finish 4 ina eye
i don open page,sign of say God don ansa my prayas

You don ever see or discern say anybody still dey use broken pidgin in pidgin language b4?

You No just make more than 1 sense for this ya talk and the 1 sense na using broken pidgin in pidgin language if not I for say na Nonsense everything be but that would amount to me getting a new name as lier even though no be laya I Mean

Alhassanu:
Toh ya muka iya. Sai hakuri ai. Allah yasa hakan ne mafi alkhairi. ameen.

How have you been, sir?

Kagama da maganan ai. Ni kuma Na furka ameen ta nawa.

Just that Son of Man would always lament before finally capping whatever elements of frustration he or she must have poured out with and still by relating and referencing everything again to the statement 'GOD'S TIME IS THE BEST'

I good Sir and I officially say Bi Salam

Rukkyola:
jist me abeg! Wetin happen? Person pirate my speech ni

Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing

Alhassanu:
Namiji....
Your first n second paragraphs though..
I've missed this

Baban Mutum, kaga juye juyen da ake mana kaman ana juya masa a kaska ko? Anata yin mana wasa da zuchuchika kaman yara nà ginin kasa fa wanda bawuyan rushewa

Fraih:
That got me really laughing! Fraiser ehn!

*******
kbs468, you have been unavoidably absent almost all day, I believe you are doing fine. I honestly miss reading fresh words from you.
Senator Amodu, Sure your Birth day went well. Are you Trying to say there is no cake for us in this Golden city

Fraiser now seems to be a perfect comical fit and match for Rukkyola thus performing the nerves relieving job of your hubby and awaiting Minister of jokes and laughter-Shammak already especially at this trying time of ours in Golden City.

like you righly said, I was sagaciously 'unavoidably absent' but I believe that the precedent bug to that suffix have been completely overwhelmed, outrunned and outgunned to death already.

sure I'm fine now and as you can see from my ability to post again

Aww! I guess it's another confirmation of the fact that the targeted goals of our founding fathers are being Met again and again just as acknowledged in the recent past by both bolagabriella and Alhassanu not to talk of those b4 then.

I suppose the invited guests were busy disecting amodu's attention and I sure believe that all of us would advise him to look in their direction b4 they cut him to pieces

boboLIL:
Kbs48 help us with the countdown...

Sure thing and it begins tomorrow straight up

pweedyuz:
u did not even allow me land/
now u want to confuse me with sweet talks/
it won't work.

y am I even talking 2 u sef? ?
Im
we've separated, remember?

ND I'm sure you won't dare to forget my day nah...u know///

I'm sorry darling

Did you said we are divorced

No not true. where is your evidence to that effect?

Ofcourse I won't and can't forget my first ever love with a unique day stamped in my head as I can't even imagine myself forget the phrase 'Sweet sixteen' you know.

LogoDWhiz:
I'm perplexed as well as you!

This is somehow!

But I can't believe the DG would allow himself to be ridiculed in our minds to this level because the twitter handle guy keeps saying everything as in every question posted there directly gets to the DG, so why would he allow a back and forth kind of relationship with us?

So sweet Pweedyuz, are you here to remind me of your birthday on the 16th or what

CROBBOY:
Welcome Mr. Kbs468. I missed you all along. I hope evergthing is still in good condition?

Thanks Brother. Sure everything is fine now and I must confess that I missed you all here seriously, only for me to resume at a very high heart thumping period.

Fraiser:
Abeg oo I get special announcement o, make una no vex say i go use pidgin english for dis annoucement because english no too sweet for my mouth lyk dat, dis nysc of a tin no reach wetin som pple go kill demsefs ontop o, na norma tin make we register wen portal open, na normal tin make dem post us either to d north, east, west or south dependin on each person fate, na normal tin make we go camp, na normal tin make den post us to our respective ppa after camping, na normal tin make we do pop after d whole service yr... oh sorry i don forget cds sef, dat one too na still normal tin for service... So wetin remain? E don finish nw, why una come dey press pee on d mata wey una won turn am to problem una go dey carry from one crusade to anoda, abeg make una repent from dis una criticism o because e no go stop me from aspiring to be a minister for dis city, e no go stop me from tellin my bae i much i love her, e no go stop me from taking care of my twin sis fraih, e no go stop me from givin marraige counsellin to rukkyola, spinxytinxy nd SC31, e no go stop me from givin advice to kbs468, amodu, crobboy, sent4rina nd justified10 on how to put dia marraige nd politics on a balance, e no go stop me from being a close political associate of LogoDwhiz, e no go stop me from recognising greatestman, kuchikau, igravweIG nd amodu as distingushed senator of dis golden city... Hmmm e no go stop me from taking una time to read dis rubbish wey i just type...lol... Una no laff, so e no funny abi.. Ok ooo

lol yes na normal thing everything b including your yàñ above but wetin no NORMAL AT ALL NÀ D TALK WEY WE KNOW SAY EXPERIENCE IS THE HALLMARK OF PROFESSIONALISM AND EXPERTISE THROUGH LEARNING FROM ONE MISTAKE AND CORRECTING IT IN ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY but why NYSC go make mistakes repeatedly and continuously unabated despite their huge years of experience of operation

alabi2009:
please as a cafe operator do i need to register with nysc before i can do nysc registration
or all cafe can do it

No you don't need to be registered. Infact nothing like registered cafes b4, It was because SIDMACH have the license to both WAEC, JAMB AND NSYC, so they just copied all the cafes registered for UTME registration and past it on NYSC SITE but because of complain about finger print error experienced by some B15 CMs, they now decided to close the link on NYSC SITE.

So if you know that you are sure there won't be stories that touches our hearts, you can go ahead by reading and understanding the guidelines and requirement for the efficiency of the scanner, then no problem