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johndanny:
before you no know... That is why i said if to say him school didn't do the needful we for hack Nysc postal upload him name cause d ship can't sail without him

Thanks all. I really and fully appreciate your love, compassion and concern for me profoundly.

Thanks again.
Éshe
Nagode
Da'alu
Graciés
Gracias } learned this from MissOyin
Merci

*I had to laugh and smile because I am right now reminiscing this her comment b4 she received the talking to from me today*

spixytinxy:
ehn ehn, re-unite just like dat, ko le work, wld punish u for attempting to marry fraih in d first place.

spixytinxy:
c excuse, like u r eva contended

Trust me it is because my actions have caused me negative imagery to the extent that majority now see me as being promiscuous.

But all are the cause because like I ALWAYS SAY, WE MEN REACT TO THAT WHICH WE SEE WHILE YOU LADIES OR WOMEN REACTS TO WHAT YOU HEAR-meaning that you have failed in championing the application of EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION through

1. Your dressing and behavioural disposition, observing my mood-know when I am happy and exploit it to your advantage, learn to keep off from any confrontation when I am upset even when you are right, etc.


2. You initiating, encouraging, pushing and seductively enticing me into saying you wanna hear.

3. learn to listen to me before talking because we love you women who does that alot as a sign of trust, respect, loyalty and having a sense of responsibility

4. know ....................................*look at her still looking at me instead of embracing and saying 'I am sorry' since she knows that is the 3rd most important thing I like apart from romance and food that makes me Succumb to her interest*

omitooguns:
Wishing u same Boss.., NYSC no b beans for me o....na issue of one man's meat is another man's poison.... I never start dey enjoy dis service because everyday na work but I dey make money oooo if I by Ferrari did e worth am

The very best of victory and abundant success and happiness I pray for you Brother.

With kind regards.

terrymason:
@ the bold, my school non academic staff are on strike, I can't collect my statement of result now! Am just confuse, but my friend that is in B15 said they didn't ask for the statement of result in camp! How true is that?

I don't want to sound mean but I believe that your question have been answered by his response if you indeed read his reply or response.

Simply put, your friend is not sincere with you or may be he has his original cert already.

If he still maintain his stance, ask him to disclose what state it was.

Tega4kim:
Happy new month palz pls I have a
question....my name is Christopher chibuzor okere making okere my surname bt on d nysc portal dy used Christopher as my surname instead of okere.....
so now if I want to register online which will I use
as my surname??... okere or Christopher as dy
have it on their portal 2....I have sent SMS to dia
help line bt day have not answered yet.....pls I
need help

Relax, don't worry about anything and just input the name as you have it because the below are official pronouncement about it. You could even try as you have it on jamb

teemama20:
Good morning, I wont be surprised if all dis dating stuff eventually gt real . anyways, invite us for ur wedding . ve a favourable day

Precedence on NL is over overwhelming already

Good Morning citizens. well the below is the response by Omitooguns on one of my threads. The Question first then his response follows



TOWARDS A SUCCESSFUL ONLINE A16 NYSC REGISTRATION AND ACCESS TO CALL-UP LETTER AND GREEN CARD PALAVA

It is no longer News that NYSC mobilization has metamorphosed from the past in PRE-BATCH C14 through BATCH A15 to the present BATCH B15 with a process that has come to stay along side it's intriguing features.

The particular Area of interest that prompted this topic is in the aspect of the PAYMENT OF #3045 for accessing the online printing of GREEN CARD after the completion of the online registration and eventual printing of CALL-UP LETTER when available as shall be indicated on the anticipated TIME TABLE.

So, going by the present unpalatable economic dance steps, and for the benefits of those WHO HAVE THEIR SCHOOLS CLOSE TO THEIR HOMES and GOING BY THE FACT THAT MOST GRADUATES WERE SELF SPONSORED, I now ask the following questions:

#1
WAS THE GREEN CARD GIVEN MUCH ATTENTION DURING THE CAMP ENTRY SCREENING EXERCISE? PLS STATE IT AS IT APPLIES TO YOUR CAMP OK

#2
SINCE NO GREEN CARD PRINTING WITHOUT PAYMENT, DID YOU TRULY COLLECTED YOUR CALL-UP LETTER IN SCHOOL?

#3
DID YOU BY ANY CHANCE KNOW SOMEONE WHO DID?

#4
ARE YOU A VICTIM OF THE RISKY ATTENDANT DELAY IN ACCESSING THE CALL-UP LETTER IN SCHOOL? THEREBY MISSING OUT ON MOBILIZATION?

#5
HOW ABOUT THE CONFUSION THE ISSUE OF STATEMENT OF RESULT + SCHOOL ID CARD = ORIGINAL CERTIFICATE IN TERMS OF THE CAMP ENTRY CLEARANCE AT THE GATE.

YOUR KIND AND HONEST RESPONSE WILL GO A LONG WAY IN CALMING NERVES PLEASE.
THANK YOU


AND HIS POST AS A REPLY BELOW

Re: A15 & B15 Corpers, Pcms As Well As The General Public-help Needed Urgently! by omitooguns(m ): 7:04pm On
Feb 1

15B Serving CM

Ogun State

Abeokuta South LGA.

Greetings... kbs468 and all 16A PCMs.
#.1. Yes the Green card was given attention but that is for only those that paid. if u didn't pay, they know how they will sort u.

#2. Yes if u didn't pay, I'll get ur call up letter from ur school... BT e go tey sha o....a day to camp or even a day after camp opening u may still b waiting for call up letter..... whichever option u'll still reg even after 3days. BT don't risk it o....except u wan play wit hypertension wen Everyone has seen their call up letter BT u still dey wait.
even if u no get money, reg and pay later.....u can pay even after d call up letter has been released online. my friend did dis....

#3. Yes I av a friend who got his call up letter from school..

#4. No. BT I will advise those who don't av cash to pay to find cash to pay once u see that even on d day camp opens u r yet to see ur call up letter.

#5. if u av ur certificate, go with it.....if u don't, go with ur I.D card + statement of result. Note....if ur school has issued the certificate to u, pls go with it ooooo.....make dem no go delay or bounce u back.....somehow, they always no.

And always listen to OBS ......especially d foreign PCMs.

Omo Ogun ise ya.

U DAT will come to Ogun States, pls come Pretty-Handsome.



NOW THE KOKO,

IT'S OFFICIALLY 6 DAYS TO THE ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR BATCH A 2016 SERVICE YEAR TO BE OBSERVED BETWEEN FEBRUARY 8TH-28TH 2016.

AND.............THE CAMPING, ONLINE PRINTING AND AT SCHOOL COLLECTION OF CALL-UP LETTERS DATE ARE STILL BEING AWAITED.

cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
kbs468
greatestman
kuchikau
Agoro1
Spanishmario
Spymate
Harbioollah
Pweedyuz
dhupsy
mjblinks
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Yanabasee
Johndanny
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Prettyjo
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Phykel
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teemama20
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RETROSHAWTY
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omitooguns Man, Éshe éku ifé fun idahun ibere wa. Gracias.Thank you. Daalu. Mungode.Avvo. Merci.

How are you doing Man? Happy New Year and Happy New Month as well as a belated Merry Christmas regards and wishes to you Brother.

HELLO CITIZENS. GOOD EVENING.
PLEASE I WOULD BE BACK SOON BUT HELP OUT WITH THIS PIECE FOR NOW


PLEASE REBROADCAST.

#BBOBiba

Mrs Habiba Shaba Ibrahim, with maiden name Habiba Salami (daughter of Alhaji Siyaka Salami, CEO S.S. Motors, in Ikuehi-Ihima) hails from Okehi LGA, Kogi State. She graduated from Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University Bauchi and she is the Founder of an NGO, Initiative for the Awareness of Cancer in Women (IACW). She is married to Hon. Shaba Ibrahim, former Chairman of Koton Karfi LG of Kogi State.

Habiba has been missing since 30/01/2016 in Abuja, Nigeria. She went to town and her car developed mechanical problem on her way back home to Kubuwa. She parked her car at her inlaw's house and took a taxi but she never got home since then. She left a 3 year old child at home and she is 5 months pregnant. Please call 08027019481 or 08033081390 if you have any information of her whereabouts.

Thanks.‬

IghravweIG:
Wow! Page 827. I have really missed much.
Kbs468 weti dey happen ever since.

OK senator but it shall be in no particular order.

√ We have a new First Lady in the person of MissEvey

√ Hilsocial alledged that A16 thread is too slow in terms of pages turn over.

√ The assertion was corroborated by Johndanny

√ In my attempt to quash the submission above, I decided to play my love card with the intention of marrying off the 2 latest sensational Beauty around Golden City that I liked-Fraih and Rukkyola but my desire hits the brick wall largely due to the collabo btw Spixytinxy and Mschubby

√ Out of fear and lack of nerves, Rukkyola eventually choosed Sent4rina over me

√ Rukkyola didn't stop at that and in the attempt that she loosed out of being with me, no one else should win me over, hence decided to pitch tent with my 2 wives above to attack Fraih which eventually paid off as broke my heart for the second time in a day

√ I decided to wish her well in her new romantic union with Shammak, the ex-Mr A16 and Ministerial nominee for the office the jokes and laughter Ministry

√ I also reconciled my differences with Fraiser who ate my 10,000 tubers of yam as my in-law concern, He is the twin Brother of Fraih and also a Ministerial replacement for the runaway Sport Minister-dammybravo. He has also found love in BlizzyDodo

√ CROBBOY and SC31 are in a typical Love don't cost a thing kind of relationship.

√ MissOyin was busy filming everything spiritually in the absence of senator amodu

√ Due to the economic downturn, VP Armynu and wife-dominion92 now boycott Government house to concentrate on their private businesses, but may be that would change soon as pressy LogoDWhiz has announced the hand over of the affairs of governance to them as Honeymoon is now on the card this February.

√ Sydneyboss raised a very valid alarm of our inappreciation of greeting pleasantries, thus making it uni-directional

√ Moyenii is to resume office as our new Justice Minister after a long while

√ Omoalhaja11 showed up eventually after we threatened to drop absentee Ministers from the cabinet, although his reasons for his absence was genuine

√ BoboLIL suddenly disappeared into thin air after he began a solid job of uploading update only to appear today

√ DG DTOBS opened the floor for a debate among the Chelsea fans after pressy mentioned that Chelsea-the ogogoro club according to the Minister in view Fraiser, refuses to extend John Terry's contract

√ I was Graced with seeing my name on mobilisation list by the Deadline miracle which also contributed to my scary and overwhelming mentions that I couldn't View, thus necessitating my tendering an apology and I still do now in case anyone missed it

Abeg b3 low if not I 4 continue small again but I dey fear say if he die now, chai wasted effort. hukhnn make I punch submit sharpali b4 d needful do me d do

sydneyboss:
Kbs468, we have a score to settle.
And guess nobody respond to greetings anymore.... What I observed tho. Nice day y'all

I am sorry once again the BOSS man. And that was the reason behind my apologetic tonation of the countdown resumption message earlier as my probably deliberate refusal to check my mention which eventually piled up within 3 days.

But I promise henceforth to be wary of that experience again. Thanks for your understanding pls. And it has been good with us but will be greater with us as our best is yet to come.

DTOBS:
I can't remember calling a press conference to that effect oooo....I planned making my family out of public fanfare cos my heartrob want it that way!!!! anyways you don hear noni yen

See this DG oo. so because I be Information Minister con Mean say I no dey listen to news broadcast again? if you forget wen you talk am, me no forget oo

MissOyin:
LogoDWhiz z nw married to MissEvey
Sent4rina married to Rukkyola
CROBOY nd SC31
Kbs468 z trying his luck with Fraih bt mschubby no gree oo etc I can't remember all of dem sef

amodu, you see your wife Baà? Na typical ladies job wey dem sabi she Don display here oo even though I no blame her because you left her con dey give stale excuse of spambot

boboLIL:
ur wife kwa? Nobi small thing oh... Una go soon cari belle online,, born online,, feed the baby online... Digital marriage

Hahahaha e b like say this man no dey in vogue oo. In case you don't know, I am have the honour of having the first set of children in our Golden City oo and presently, DTOBS and amodu have both hinted us about their own babies in the making soon

WAO! CITIZENS!! WHERE DO I START!!!

OK. let me start by saying I tender an unreserved apology for whatever mention it is that I couldn't respond to since 4:00 pm Friday evening as the fear of viewing the below pictorial evidence was overwhelming for me to undertake not knowing that I was actually postponing the scary adventure which unfortunately has gone beyond my control now. Once again, I am sorry.

I'd like to also say


WELCOME TO THE MONTH OF FEBUARY.
GOD Almighty will project us beyond our imaginations this month and beyond in his Holy name by his Grace.

Congratulations to the next level.

STAY BLESSED..HAPPY NEW MONTH ONCE AGAIN.


NOW THE KOKO,

IT'S OFFICIALLY 7 DAYS TO THE ONLINE REGISTRATION FOR BATCH A 2016 SERVICE YEAR TO BE OBSERVED BETWEEN FEBRUARY 8TH-28TH 2016.

AND.............THE CAMPING, ONLINE PRINTING AND AT SCHOOL COLLECTION OF CALL-UP LETTERS DATE ARE STILL BEING AWAITED.

cc
LogoDWhiz
Armynu
kbs468
greatestman
kuchikau
Agoro1
Spanishmario
Spymate
Harbioollah
Pweedyuz
dhupsy
mjblinks
Ojeifo12
Yanabasee
Johndanny
Sent4rina
arcnomec
Prettyjo
Jubreelguy
biotechshola
mistarsam
ClassicTutor
dammybravo
Mikkyboy008
Omoalhajayezz11
Banks92
Besea
Yorme
Grocery
Winta2007
Gabrielmorinho
Haaywhyjames
Ceceliaa34
Vannesa
12dave
Lauranicky
Chiomieblaq
Heybel
Gosjo1
Lekside23
Tunex23
Mschubby
Kle4d
Kraspo
FOXXYY1
barthchuks
hardams5050
Mevsu
Sirguy542
Taeewo
jaybiz007
Darey00
ashakemi
Chisophia
rosalieene
Essential824
Yudeeaikay
Phykel
Harmony222
MizPos
conqueror221
teemama20
Oluwadamilorlah
Kechmann
Fireson
FASH23
DimmyDammy
SasquareT
OsamaBush
Imm4real
Dudecollins
Aksquared
winningsun
dominion92
enemercy01
Tolumiide
Sitesell
gwason
nnadozieopara
Barbwirepro
Sheylarhh
flimsy2
mickyswagg2
bidx1
Dhameelarhay
Merle
gbemmy2k10
izuoff
Ovicky
Ocheori
Happysmokey
Kennedybello
Oladistinct
Meek75
AnibabaQuadri
Teeboy15
Abbeyunique2
Nyfa
Rokudaime
amodu
kingley3218
DTOBS
dayo23
femiti
Richiy
Shuaibbs
Greycious
Elvis506
Stlaibrowne
SuperO
Tellasola
Teemakagu
Abdulikoko
Kufrebssy
Dottune
Aktiveiyke
Dafoly
Dopemonies
lekside05
Kangol99
Chinweukamaka
Val601
phoebe
elegushichilling
priceless21
mickyswaggz
ChizzyB
Moyanbe
Adebowale89
horexy
AirstarKane
jtchukwu
pabu
Olochedavido
Abbey2sam
LOola12
trustedward
pweetybhy
haryorbarmie83
arrhenius15
Tejis56
squarelead
Spixytinxy
Missmossy
veraiyke
Ponomote
STENON
iamtaiwo
Nzeh12
GeoOla25
vingeophysicist
Keyperson
Giftbani
Fraih
henchamb
propet
adewaleorege
uchman46
larrytorch
bigjuniornaija
DexxyAlebs
Jimab
mapsmatician
Nothin2lose
lakad4u
chinwe87
Dchiefpriest
IghravweIG
ShesAgem
Nony1
Christdonasco
mapsmatician
Abbie25
Oluwanimoduroti1
Princessisabel
nathoneal
Justified19
Serial
abdulmumini60
Beckytee
Mykunlex
Holawalea
Addilelgi
girlvyn
Prinzey
danidon08
shubs
FleetRider
gigales
ChuxMyk
tuffpivot
waiess
MemphisDepay
boboLIL
chumaster
trublood
WinningSun
Leriebloom
kweenzie
ogochukwu67
stephano100
Oyehomie
Essont
Peterveo
Babalumi
Okitaiji
Kapable75
Olasum
Missprudence
Jombojombo
froshniccur
Emmyviva
Jaloms
Jamesdman
MissOyin
greet66
StarryV
Olatmercy
natty870
Talkingboy
Ojah1
segun5A
Jung
iphemam
Heizenberg
Marcusinah
CaptainKool15
Woke4all
officialEGO
adusco
babz2
budosky
sonymsx16
Sweetyie
Kaywiluv
girlsupersonic
Matthew4u
SimAshley
sadamzy
andersonho
dayowunmi
Alhassanu
Ezechinwa
MisterDemola
Osuagwu4
hardicted
mummysgirl
Teeboy15
Ovipoet
cent91
lad01
Shedrackamarachi
Eduwalter
Omichael0
Bglow002
samam69
jummiekay
Rrankdonga
skinnybleed
ernestereri00
otugbem
kennygee18
samju100
raylord
ejiterib
npn001
Deeaka
biosepeter1
francomekus
chigsboss
Odiagabros
blessu1
Stanee
ngoziigwe
Centk
Chukzyfcb
SC31
Bobsonline
Getikebusy
Munpark
dscript
Chizzycherish
Aghans
Misblah
Joebases
Raymondson
Madamspeaker
Opeyemi224
Prinzey
bulakos25
labienyce
tambivi
Ohiz2007
Opuorudave
bolagabriella
sexysapphire
Enouwem
Olasola
Jhenny
moh85
fabulicious
Laramite
Themmy90
legaxi
oyxah
Asapcymg
Zhul001
gigdfhjjhvc
Katerine
prindu
Vinneyville
Omesbrit
CROBBOY
Fraiser
bunmiann
ABBI
nnadozieopara
Akorangela
debbiesnazzy
tiipie
Rukkyola
RETROSHAWTY
shammak
LauraNicky
omobs
kbmanuel
craziebone
Derel
phinity318
flamingsword1
gracile
Anyi2
hearkenwunmi
dotmaxp
Obajemj
bhankyskillz
lexzzy
Adizsmith
Julidab
onyii255
daudae1
tosinaa
smileeey
Katerine7
qrymz
teeblaze23
hotman0095
Iggyok
Johnklein
undisputedk
eaglevision
PEZMAN
nzeboss
Xhiss
Ofisa247
OmichealO
LordNapier
xpac01
tunex23

please Note: DO NOT QUOTE THE ENTIRE POST TO AVOID SPAMMING OF MENTIONS,

HOWEVER,

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Sign:Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic

lalasticlala check this out. Its non-discriminatory against any religion but pure truth of life

THE REAL DEFINITION OF ONE DAY

https://www.nairaland.com/2904532/real-definition-one-day-mankind#42511923

The REAL DEFINITION OF ONE DAY for mankind and as it should be viewed before declaring our prayer point and in decision making.

YES THE DEFINITION OF ONE DAY IS AS FOLLOWS RIGHT FROM HUMAN EXISTENCE

One day, you will lock your door but you will not be the one that will open it.

One day, you will wash that your best clothes and you will not be able to wear it.

One day, your best food will be prepared and you will be unable to eat it.

One day, you will eat and drink what you will never excrete.

One day, your curriculum vitae will get an expiry.

One day, the person that seems to love you most will never dare to move closer to you.

One day, you will think of what you can never accomplish.

One day, you will be regarded as “That thing”
One day, you will be isolated in a place called “grave”

One day, that thing you love most will come your way but you will not be able to give any attention to it.

One day, you will hold your breath and forget to release it.

One day, you will become a defendant before GOD.

One day, housefly/ termites will come your way and you will be unable to chase it.

One day, you will receive a call that can never be declined.

One day, your name will be called, but no one will answer

One day, the assets you cherished most will be taken by another person.

One day, your deed on earth will be presented like a CD.

One day, a title will be added to your name “Late”

One day, The Great Allocator will allocate you to an appropriate place.

One day that your beautiful skin will turn to its original nature-sand.

One day, your entire body will cease operation.

One day, you will be given an infinite apartment, either palace or hell.

But hi,
In Summary, take life easy and remember that “Life is just an episode, but it can determine your eternity”

WITH LOVE FROM ME TO YOU ALL

WHATEVER HAPPENS, JUST SMILE AND DO HAVE A PEACEFUL DAY AHEAD

Moyenii:
Are you serious?

Pressy is in a joyous mood this February and I believe that the First Lady MissEvey would also push for my support for you as part of her first official effort in office
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LogoDWhiz
she is our new Minister of justice as I seek to fill the void left by the departure of the erstwhile Justice Minister

prettyjo:
lolzzzzz
thanks dear

me no understand that zika virus oooo

lassa fever is already under control

Hmmn Na so oyinbo wan turn us upside down ooo. Na the latest sickness abi na disease sef.

Naso dem talk say the only difference between EBOLA and LASSA na treatment oo as e b say naa same rat dey cause am.

I just confused since the day I hear am sef

Moyenii:
[How is your compass pointimg to my direction?

Get yourself prepared for a ministerial appointment as the Minister of Justice OK

Rukkyola:
Tym 2 sleep.Gudnyt everybdy!

Good night

Fraiser:
hmmmmmm, dia is no doubt d same blood run in our vein...fraih nd fraiser...we are both known for hitting d nail on d head... Kbs468 d honorable minister hope dat is not too painful... Oh no no no dont cry ok? Behave like a man plssss

Oh my My. This man, it seems you don't know what my Wives don't wanna miss, which explains why they choose to fight over my love for them and their loving me the way I am rather than forcing a divorce in court?

well, no need for mixed up of interest here since I have promised your twin sister Fraih of my unrelenting support for you and your ambition. So I guess my speech says it all and be rest assured that immediately the occupants of the Red chambers resumed from recess, you would be called upon for a Ministerial Screening, so get yourself prepared forthwith.

Rukkyola:
d house help shud beta b an old man & not a girl

Fraih, please don't take offence with her earlier posts against you as it is very clear to me now and I believe you will understand while reading this.

Fraih:
Hmmm
This is a bunch, again, you sure have your way around with words. Thanks for your Understanding. Like you admitted, it happened for a reason, especially to avoid complications.

Yes, this is one of my concern - Your support for my brother, Thanks for assuring me that you will keep up with Him.
Shammak is good with me
Everyone can now stick to her hubby peacefully.

In three words, I say THANK YOU IBUKUNOLA

Rukkyola:
bera don't let her deceive u.she no jawo kan kan.If she say she jawo nw,kbs wil stil make her fall 4 him.So i wud advice u 2 bera let mschubby know abou this so da she can quickly take action.

Oma sheeoooo. shebi you don deny me? But still dey long your heart into my household.
Kai? Evidence of something extra ordinary within the blood, veins, fluids and flesh.
Though you denied me but I didn't, however we have gone past that now

spixytinxy:
hope fraih can c dis sha, rukkyola is a living testimony

Everything is over Baby Love. I have given my speech as having given up my chase

By the way, earlier I asked you about ikoko amala and you said it's not close by.
Where did you kept it then because I am bastardly hungry now and Mschubby isn't around to cook for me since you are busy bweast feeding the Ejirés. See why I called for the hiring of a house help which you both decline citing what is nonexistent?

Fraih:
One peculiar thing about Fraiser and Fraih, They dont cross their Boundaries.
Spixytinxy dear, You and mschubby has Kbs468 all to yourselves. please ensure you don't deny him of anything so he wont look out for beautiful girls again. or is there something you guys are not giving him
Kbs468, that zone is too terrible to thread in without having enough backbone. I'm sorry.

Well, I won't hold anything against you as I am a man of faith who believes that everything happens for a a reason as ordained by God but I am happy and fulfilled that you quite appreciated my admiration for you and your undaunting.........let me not start all over again since I have admitted that everything was in accordance with God's plan.

I believe that this shouldn't stop us from being friends with benefits excluding romance.

In furtherance of my desire not to piss you off with my reaction to the news you've just broken, I promise to continue with my support for your twin Brother Fraiser in his bid to becoming a federal Minister and this decision of mine is in tune with our continued friendship without romantic benefits.

Atleast this latest news should help Shammak recuperate from his sickness over his desire for you and I advise you to take care of him well OK.

Please do not be dumb founded by my surprisingly calm, friendly and welcoming speech after a supposedly heart break most especially after receiving a shocking denial by Rukkyola too earlier on today.

I guess my speech above says it all as the reason why my wives were all bent on refusing to shift ground inspite of my divorce threat, I Mean Who wouldn't act the same way if in their shoes.

Best of regards to people and persons of Golden City Republic.

MissEvey as FISRT LADY and kbmanuel as Mr A16, May your reign in office bring upon us endless showers of unending heavenly blessings beyond measure known to man as your emergence today brought about sanity and peaceful calmness from all the romantic brouhaha that overwhelmed the day earlier, thus saving us of an embarrassing litigational experience that we would have been witnessing in court.

PEACE TO US ALL I DECLARE AS I RE-UNITE WITH MY WIVES particularly the loving and dedicated ones in the person of Spixytinxy and Mschubby who stood by me during my trying emotional moment.

sign: Attorney General and Minister of Information, Golden City Republic on behalf of my family.

DTOBS:
what the hell is interesting in this one...person wet dem suppose tie im tin for under the bed..


*pick race*

*Screaming* Why you dey run? You know know say practicing what I am practicing in Golden City Republic would save us alot instead of going to practice it in ERITREA?

Rukkyola:
lol! So u can't fit help me fight ordinary ojuju.i use 2 hear pple say 'for better for worse' so ur own is 'for better only'.Thank God i finally realised d value of ma sent4rina hu was willing 2 risk his lyf 2 fight a wolf 4 me.

Chai! Modupé temi oo. What would have been more deadlier than this?

This is like when you you do negative prayer and the receiver simply said 'BACK TO SENDER!'

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Justified19
Fraiser
Spixytinxy. This is to tell you that No one else can rival me but your mind got boiled up because of Mschubby!

Fraiser:
I know u are sayin all dis because u dont know d magnitude of my influence within d family, as long as decision makin in d family is involved wotever i tie is tied nd wotever i loose is loosed for ever...nobody dere question my judgement nd besides i neva diasppoint my sis, she so much trust me for dat

You see, you are still fronting because of your own Ministerial desire.

Abi which in-Law does that? I Mean you should be waiting for me to visit ñi and not always confronting me with such issues nauw. Except you want everyone to believe my accusations against you.

Let me just hear from my Beauriful pépèrempe Miss Fraih first

spixytinxy:
hahaha, bn praying for dis day to come ooo, chai in one corner sipping my chilled malt jejely.

ooobiii Mojuto àwôñ Ibeji mi oo. Iyonu kankan osi