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Crime › Re: Scientist Invents Anti-Rape Condoms With Teeth For Women by Kbs468(m): 7:02pm On Feb 02, 2016
This is arrant Nonsense. Present day scientists do not think out of the box anymore.

Firstly is the promotion of immorality and promiscuity in the minds of kids and the vulnerables.

Second is the problem of wearing and moving around with something underneath them every now and then, so what if they wanna urinate

Thirdly, Is it gonna be cheap? Because anything about females is not financially friendly at all. Which would in the end means that the REAL VICTIMS WOULD HAVE NO ACCESS EVENTUALLY
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
IghravweIG:
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE SENATE PRESIDENCY.

Following the press release of supposed names and portfolios of ministerial nominees to the general public by the minister of information(Kbs468)
The senate have now formally requested that the ministerial nominees in the persons of:
NAME: PORTFOLIO:
Dominion92: Trade and investment

MissOyin: Special Duties and Pro

Non African relations

Fraiser: Sports and youth

Development

Shammak: Jokes and laughter


Seyibaale: ICT {Separated from

Science & Technology


Should do the needful by forwarding their CVs with covering letters to the office of the Deputy senate president on/before febuary 3rd 2016.
N:B:
Letters with CVs must contain detailed information on the nominees's total background and any relevancy to his/her supposed portfolio.

SIGN:
Senator IghravweIG (on behalf of the senate Presidency)
Cc
Greatestman (Senate President)
Kachikau (Deputy senate president)
All other distinguished senators.
Please the minister of information should take note and subsiquently release further press realeases to this effect.
Thanks for your usual co-operation.
Long live Golden city!!!
cc
All personalities involved should take note.

However, Distinguished senator, don't you think that the notification time frame is too short? Although out of the constitutional provision bars me from meddling in your activities on the floor of the Red Chambers but 95% of the nominees above are already part of the high profile delegation to the Nation of Great Britain as observers of the EPL FOOTBALL MATCHES BETWEEN TONIGHT AND THURSDAY MORNING.

SO MIGHT BE ABSENT UNAVOIDABLY.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
he didn't insinuate that you are lying. he just cautioned me.
cc
Beckytee
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Do we have a minister for Science and technology/
If yes, who?
Yes. One Mikkyboy008 if I remember very well but not really sure of the moniker now though.

I believe if it's correct, he would reply us and tell us what's up with him anywhere he is right now.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:27pm On Feb 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
No qualms, will hire private investigators to check your claims.
@Kbs468 can you suggest any private investigator from golden city
Are you sure you are capable of differentiating between Job expertriate capabilities of yours and the tenats of a romantic life? A private investigator? can you actually reconcile that?

Well, I remember something like that exists as she said but I didn't know much about it since its not me that is directly involved but like I said, do not give up yet as a Man that you are OK.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:17pm On Feb 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
Why do i have the feeling that your reply was a well scripted and rehearsed lie. you want to play the chase game abi? no p #twocanplaythegame
*whispering*
Kai! You know I am a very experienced man in the line you are threading now ba?

So kindly apologetically give her a phone call later in the evening because since she didn't say they are married already, you can still reverse the prestige and emotional attachment she made with what she is wearing on her finger now because you don't say directly to a woman's face that she is lieing even if it is the truth. Rather she would apologize later on after observing your reaction or action towards the lie because women tends to put to practice religious sermons they are privileged to access than Men.

So her phone number is Beckytee because I heard you accuse her of lieing while passing by.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:06pm On Feb 02, 2016
IghravweIG:
Alright man. Thanks. And congrats on seeing ur name.
Thank you my in-law cum senator of the federal Republic of Golden City
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 5:01pm On Feb 02, 2016
Beckytee:
Hmmm! eyah. tanx for ur concern. am actually engaged to one of the important personnel here and we agreed to make d relationship a silent one....we will notify the whole aos wen we picked date for the D day. so keep ur fingers cross
Alright then and we shall be waiting with anticipated excitement
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:56pm On Feb 02, 2016
Fraih:
Kbs468, you really typed all that? shocked
You deserve an applause!!!
Indeed, the office you occupied is urs!
smiley
Thank you thank you and I say again thank you.

*THINKING WITHIN ME*

*Even if I didn't appreciate accolades from anyone else, I must appreciate yours*

*The above statement should have been said openly to your hearing but I fear for the security of my wives because they often misinterpret my comments and expressions to the opposite gender everytime not even after we have reconciled now as they would feel it's another coded move*
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:46pm On Feb 02, 2016
kapable75:
Gud day! great people of golden city. Pls a young man disappeared from golden city few days ago and its very unusual of him. Av lived in golden city for some time nw and i dont think i have heard any news about ritualists (lol).
So greycious, if u're trying to play hid and seek just know that am very gud playing games.
And to every citizen of golden city, pls pray for us cos our names are still yet to be uploaded and at this time i just know SAY na baba God hand we dey.
Cc pressi
dtobs
kbs247
missoyin et al
lol @ kbs247

Well, Bro I pray you both have your desires met with respect to being mobilised for A16 if indeed it is in tune with like you said Baba God's Grace for you both and you would be here for us to celebrate your testimony just like Adebowaleoroge earlier today.

And that reminds me of the greatest ritualistic of Golden City-DChiefpriest? we have not heard from him for long too
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:37pm On Feb 02, 2016
Alhassanu:
Lol.. Well deserved office indeed.
I wonder the part of his brain that stores all the information here.
Hahahaha. Alhaji Alhassan, I think Minister of Health [state] -biotechshola would educate us on why we humans are being genetically (I Mean Biologically) referred to as SOCIAL ANIMALS
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:29pm On Feb 02, 2016
adewaleoroge:
I give thanks to d Almighty God, my name is finally out on d senate list. thanks to u all
Congrats on your own testimony no matter how late it is as the end justifies the wait till today. once again accept my hearty congratulations
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 4:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
It has really been a long 'unending' recess being out of this city. These foreign investments of ours needed my immediate and prompt response vis a vis my abscence.

Words are insufficient to enable me express my profound gratitude to everyone that have carefully selected themselves from the croud, putting enormous time, energy and resources to ensuring this City remains the most attractive tourist city among its counterparts.

It is with uttermost sincerity I stand to emphatically state that the uniqueness, peculiarity and dynamic nature of this city in reference to and comparism to other long-standing and emerging cities the world over is second to none.

For once we are living in the reality of our dreams and illusions; having committed leaders (in the likes of Kbs468, etc) who are poised towards the effective discharge of their duties, thereby living up to expections. It cannot be better!

But there are some happenings I'm unfamiliar with (Suspension of a leader, new First Lady, who is/is not a spouse to who?, etc) I will like to be put to more clarity - Information Minister Please.

I love you all!
About the suspension in the NASS, I think it's one of those times when disagreements usually raise BP thus leading up to the throwing of punches and I believe that calmness and sanitive serenity shall return to the RED CHAMBERS SOONER THAN LATER.

On the issue of the New First Lady, pressy LogoDWhiz has suffered the most from emotional heart Break among the Cabinet members in the past when our first ever First Lady in the person of mjblinks left the office and her husband for the same Minister of Works and Infrastructure-Sent4rina in this present day.

Sooner than later, we all rejoiced and celebrated the announcement of the new found love by pressy when he declared Former Mrs LogoDWhiz Omolola1 as the real deal for the Golden City Republic as a Nation and myself as the Attorney General in charge of organizing a famous Matrimonial celebration ordered the Foreign Affairs Minister-Johndanny to commence sending the notification of Invite to our foreign partners for the said ceremony originally scheduled by my committee unofficially for December 25th, 2015.

Only for the pressy to Break the news of his divorce consent after everything was already in full gear that even involved my inviting the top guns of NAIRALAND NYSC REPUBLIC TOO.

But alas! the unsavourable memories of all that have been put to rest now with pressy loving up with MissEvey after a coded push from me and other well meaning Citizens.

I hope your doubts or complications about any thoughts of yours has been cleared up by this

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:57pm On Feb 02, 2016
boboLIL:
kbs468 u can talk oh.. Choi
grin
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:47pm On Feb 02, 2016
rosalieene:
Is it true that once you register, you will automatically be posted immediately.
Except if that would start with our Batch A16 else it is THE MINI CALL UP NUMBER that you would get
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 3:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
My Oga at the top, I am working so hard to understand you. If you can be a little bit more explicit you will save me this mental turmoil.
My Bro, if I start analysing my point from the home front by taking Nollywood and the music industry as reference points of how they promote the kind of life they don't leave themselves that will inspire Godly Morals rather than the ones that keeps promoting their huge pockets which unfortunately doesn't usually ends well with most of them except a few that are still even within the industry ñi oo.

Hints

*I saw where a supposed star said she doesn't go to the market to buy stuffs, that her husband does. Does that make sense instead of saying you go together which is even sexy and Romantically beautiful enough.

*As a celebrity, you get endorsement from Multinationals running into millions eg Telecoms and officially its free access for calls and internet usage too by your line and instead of deploying these resources into improving other innocent and unrelated lives, they go on promoting shows and programs that embraces alcohol consumption and illicit sex experiences

*All the fake lifestyles they promote is why most good spiritual and moral singers don't get celebrated as deserved.

*Whizkid,Davido and their baby mamas brouhaha in recent weeks, what does it teaches the young and vulnerable girls around town? I Mean they are rich and famous, Already attained adult age, so why not get married rather than celebrating getting babies out of wedlock? Which are morally wrong both in the Islamic and Christianity point of Argument

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Bro, all I am trying to say is we shouldn't continue to fall victim of .....see the below

NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:49pm On Feb 02, 2016
okitaiji:
my name was uploaded to NYSC portal but my name was not among the list pasted in school, because i'm one of the lucky students that DSA himself intervened at d last minute b4 d list was sent to hqter so such names were not been pasted again. my worry now is, they is no room for me to check whether my details such as jamb no, BOD, email, fone no and my marital status were correctly entered, is they any way i can check all these on nysc portal to ascertain their authenticity?
cc:
kbs468
logoDwhiz
DTOBS
Amodu
yanabasee
greatestman
et al...
Don't worry about anything as far as you have seen your name online. In the event of any mistake, you can always correct it in Camp and if you couldn't register online, use the below numbers for assistance.

18. Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:

i. North Central - 08092142614

ii. North East - 08102790538

iii. North West - 08092142661

iv. South East - 09038034460

v. South West - 07019190810

vi. South South - 08092142616



S/NO NETWORK NUMBER REMARKS

1 MTN 08147869429
2 MTN 09038034460
3 MTN 08102790538 MESSAGES ONLY
4 ETISALAT 08092142661
5 ETISALAT 08092142614
6 ETISALAT 08092142616
7 AIRTEL 07019190810 MESSAGES ONLY
8 AIRTEL 07019190812
9 GLO 07056726960
10 GLO 07056726961
11 AIRTEL 08089244741
12 MTN 08064324023
13 ETISALAT 09092989929
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:34pm On Feb 02, 2016
shubs:
Pls house kon help me on which state to choose o. inconclusive.. Thinking of edo,oyo and kastina but I no even know
I should have try out something for you but right now I'm busy going through mentions in other to avoid a repeat of tendering apology again but if no one else attempt your wish, then I would next time.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:29pm On Feb 02, 2016
seyibaale:
nice one...Some ladies just gat to learn this...it's gon help them go a long way with niqqas
That is why I believe that all we are doing here will have a lasting impression on each and everyone of us who truly got addicted to this thread in life seriously. All we are doing is catching fun now but lots of positives are coming up every day.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 2:22pm On Feb 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
haba hon minister, was only trying to explain that unlike you and amodu, i'm a one lady's man.
btw: how are your wives?
Ok but just to let you know that I was angered by the meaning of promiscuity or 'promiscuous' as being wrongly used in my referencing because all my love advancements in the past were genuine moves with a positive intention of adding them to my love life and not that I visit brothels nor woo them into taking them to 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 star hotels for illicit acts of immortality so to speak.

And besides, me as the Attorney General of the Federation too is the custodian of the constitution of our dear Golden City which forbids all forms of negative words should not be seen as living the negative life that the negative words would find meaning to.

So I thank you for your understanding my rage and the reason behind it.

My wives are great and Lively in my presence now but you know women and their endless demand nauw but I can't really blame them because they were actually playing out my Romantic advise and talking to that I gave them and I kinda like it because it shows that the now lend me their listening ears as we communicate to understand ourselves better.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:22pm On Feb 02, 2016
Abbeyunique2:
To my madam dearest Beckytee,
do you believe in coincidence? 1st of all, thanks for suggesting a cafe for me the last time. I won't bore you with japery cos by you know how beautiful you are, i'm here to make a proposition, and it goes thus:
*Headings: i would like you to be the love of my life
*the Pros: since we are one i would share with you all of me (that includes my heart,freedom, my properties and my undivided attention, you would be be happy for the rest of your life because unlike kbs468 and amodu, i wont be promiscuous, also, we will have healthy and handsome twins Etc
*the cons: if you accept my proposal, you would have to leave your parent house.

with this, i hope you consider my proposal and give me a positive response soon cos my heartbeat right now could generate electricity for golden city for the next 3 months. thanks
signed:abbeyunique2 (your love in waiting)
Hehehehe khusna huaiyu hai hai chawuuu (Only the heavily pregnant Mrs amodu aka MissOyin understands this laughter)

Pls can anyone educate this Man on the meaning of BEING UNDER SURVEILLANCE?

In case you don't know, I and Beckytee have something in common which is faithfulness, so if you want to smear my hard earned credibility by addressing me as being promiscuous after I have retraced my steps and reconciled with my wives?

If you don't thread softly, trust me, you are on the verge of losing out on two fronts of LOVE AND MINISTERIAL APPOINTMENT.

SO BE WARNED!!!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 1:10pm On Feb 02, 2016
kuchikau:
....

Dear attorney (kbs468),

Try to follow 'unofficially', the updates on the floor of the red chamber. This is because, a few days ago, senators banks92 and kingsley were suspended from the chamber for reasons best known to the chamber and I made it public to all and sundry. So how come their names are being mentioned?

Secondly, I have not received any official document covering the names of ministerial nominees from the president nor his spokespersons.
Discipline and loyalty is my hallmark and I adhere strictly to them. These names must reach the chamber before plenary begin otherwise the names remain foreign to the chamber.
Let those concerned, do the needful.

Greetings!
Thank you.

Distinguished senator Kuchikau
(Deputy President of the senate).
Well, DSP, I take responsibility for the mention as my decision was not originally to cause any disaffection between both arms, rather it was a decision reached by me to create the maximum awareness necessary relating to the present situation of things and in particular to agitate the citizens into forcing you all to call off your long and overdue recess in other to come and carry out your constitutional responsibilities as well as settling whatever differences in interest existing among you senators
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:52am On Feb 02, 2016
CROBBOY:
No my boss, we are in absolute good condition. Its just that for sake of privacy, its not everything we bring to Public Attention.

So what you are seeing, is what we want you to see for now!
Alright Sir and I kinda like your No paparazzi stance because sometimes its not everyone that fancies the overated celebrity status attached
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:45am On Feb 02, 2016
Beckytee:
I just hope u guys are dis romantic outside dis forum..... hmmm anyways mouth shut
cc
Kbs468
DTOBS
logoDWhiz
CROBBOY
and others
runs out of thread before I will be arrested
Hmmn hmmkhmmmn. Well, I am a no go area now for it is clear for everyone to see.

But I saw when Abbeyunique2 was eyeing and sizing you up while you were going to church on Sunday

But all I would say is *whispering* pls notice him too when he comes calling on seeing your fingers to observe things because I would advise him to take a cue from Fraiser (who in his bid to becoming a federal Minister just like Abbeyunique2 desired had to woo and date BlizzyDodo first as a Citizen who didn't participate in electoral campaign of the administration to qualify because our believe is that a married man is an already highly disciplined and experienced individual to handle public duty pressures ) by succeeding with you first as he has been put under surveillance to see how he would fare.

And you know the rest nauw, your profile too would rise remarkably because it's long and overdue you rise to stardom beyond the present for you are set to reach your destination as your destiny is a perfected perfection b4 God as it is for all of us here in Golden City
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:23am On Feb 02, 2016
johndanny:
you see what u cause.. She left out of anger, na things like this de spoil show de give we single n innocent young men by them saying all men are the same
But still, you can't blame me for her leaving because she is too quiet in my home as she hardly express her feelings or disapproval of my actions and that is why I accused all of them earlier today as being guilty of my talking with Spixytinxy.

Even the Federal Government can attest to the fact that she is hard working officially and know her onions very well as DG NAFDAC because she bagged her first degree in FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY.

I guess you now understand that what dhupsy need to do now is improve upon her marital obligation
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:12am On Feb 02, 2016
Harbioollah:
Kbs468 i think you should edit my name out from A16 corpers.

My name alongside more than 30 others was not uploaded on the Nysc portal despite the school having our data. And after some frank talk with some of the school officials yesterday, it's clear we aren't going with A16 anymore.


Now as it is, I'm trying to forget about Nysc and focus on getting admission for my Msc in Germany #Winter2016.

cc: Kbs468
LogoDWhiz
Oh my Lord but I won't say it's disappointing and quite unfortunate but Bro, its a blessing that you didn't see coming as that is how GOD works his work without anyone questioning that in anyway anywhere and anyhow because I am seeing you bag a distinctive result in your Msc program through this admission. Amin and Amen
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 11:02am On Feb 02, 2016
Fraiser:
I pray God's protection wil be upon her wia ever she is nd she will return home safely
Amen. Peace and security of the Lord be with us all.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:56am On Feb 02, 2016
Moyenii:
And you did it cheesy
Sure and you will see how easy it shall be for you during your appearance on the floor of the Red chambers because the Senate under the leadership of greatestman have a unique understanding with the presidency and since you were even endorsed by the First Lady, then the rest is history by the time they began the screening of the following with you inclusive as the Justice Minister

Name Portfolio

Dominion92 Trade and investment

MissOyin Special Duties and Pro

Non African relation

Fraiser Sports and youth

Development

Shammak Jokes and laughter


Ministry

Seyibaale ICT {Separated from

Science & Technology
cc
Kuchikau
Banks92
Kingsley3218
amodu
IghravweIG
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m):
johndanny:
Please where is this our NAFDAC Boss, i have not seen her for a while now
Infact she is one of my wives and I believe she went away out of anger over my impending desire for Fraih and Rukkyola as at then and my prayers is that she responds to the call I am about to put through to her. Lord help me.
Cc
dhupsy
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:32am On Feb 02, 2016
Themmy90:
Good morning to you all.... Citizens of this Golden city and to my fellow Abusites... How are thou?
Let me start correcting the mistake we make as observed by Sydneyboss by saying Good morning to you too bro
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:29am On Feb 02, 2016
eaglevision:
Good morning beautiful people of da golden city, I observed something abt some info from an FB page which sm peeps hav even dropped here which I think isn't Authentic especially the orientation course prog nd d streams,the said FB page is totally diff from the NYSC's official page frm my findings as the one on NYSC site has a diff logo frm this said FB page,nd I dnt think NYSC runs two official FB page,just saying this so we aint misled by diff social media accts, just an observation! Dnt knw if any1 is in tandem with my position.Thanks. Cc- all
Absolutely right. I actually noticed it even b4 anything about A16 was pasted there as all I saw then were about B15 when the NYSC twitter account kept dishing out information and always referring to the NYSC website and the twitter handle in particular.

But I decided to ignore and remain silent since I am not regular on FB
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 10:25am On Feb 02, 2016
Fraiser:
you are most welcom bro, dis is golden city, a place wia all PCMs come togeda to delibrate on any issue as regards nysc 16A mobilisation nd also catch fun as well, as u know in any human society dia should be a leader dat is y d name pressy has been echoing in ur ear nd dat is no other person dan our president in d person of LogoDwhiz, lyk every other political institution we hav d cabinent ministers nd d nenate, d offices of d vp, senate president, deputy senate president etc are all occupied by distinguished citizens. You we surely know all of dem in due time meanwhile our honorable minister of information is not in d city recently. he will brief u as soon as his around.
kindly accept d warm regards of our president
cc
LogoDwhiz
kbs468
Amodu
Thank you Hon Minister of sports even though you have not been screened by the NASS but you will surely cross the hurdle when the senate lead by greatestman eventually fully resume from their long overdue recess.

terrymason pls welcome again and I want to assure you that the full list of the Governing council shall be made public once again for your benefit and that of those who recently returned from the excile they embarked upon during our trying times.

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