₦airaland Forum

Hmmm first of all wat is d website NSCDC www.I no talk....

21D0F4DD add me up

Y do gals love their b**bs being sucked

smothly: Why do men touches their manhood(dic_k) often?

To be sure it's still intact knowing ppl like u are still alive*winks*

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If ma girl frnd say she nids such or even mention like as nairaland babes are doin am goin to dance *all my ladies kukere*till I get space run out of d r/ship....nice fone but...

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Cheap money sure because I tink he is no more doin show in naira he is a celeb....liv him alone

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Na lie she where smtin hw are we sure say no b packaging.

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The Senate on Wednesday dropped the
controversial African First Ladies' Peace
Mission House project when it passed
the N259.65bn budget of the Federal
Capital Territory for the 2013 fiscal year
without approving the N4bn
appropriated for it.
In February when the budget proposal
was brought to the National Assembly, it
contained N4bn vote for the construction
of the mission house in Abuja, a
development that attracted a lot of
criticisms from members of the public.
The Senate, during the second reading
of the bill, questioned the rationale of
committing scarce resources to
prosecute a less important structure.
Civil rights groups and political parties
had also berated the Federal Capital
Territory Administration for budgeting
N4bn for the construction of the building
for a non-governmental body headed by
the wife of the President, Mrs. Patience
Jonathan.
They had contended that since the
Federal Government had earlier
declared the mission as a non-
governmental organisation, it would be
inappropriate for the same government
to spend public funds on it.
Presenting the budget report on
Wednesday, the Chairman, Senate
Committee on FCT, Senator Smart
Adeyemi, said, “It is worthy of note that
the proposed appropriation for the
construction of building for the African
First Ladies' Peace Mission has been
distributed to meet pressing needs in
the area of engineering and satellite
towns.”
A breakdown of the budget showed that
N48.03bn was approved for personnel
matters; N49.5bn for overhead;
N97.54bn for recurrent expenditure; and
N155.66bn as capital expenditure.
Adeyemi said the budget was predicated
on a projected revenue of N259.698bn
with a fiscal surplus of N645,666.
He also said that in carrying out its
oversight duties, the committee
identified critical areas of need for the
development of the territory and to
ensure improved standard of living for its
inhabitants.
“Therefore, the committee jostled with
the budget estimates, deploying funds
to meet areas of critical needs like roads,
water, health, education and
development of satellite towns within
the territory, city maintenance and
cleaning, recreational facilities,
construction of rehabilitation centres,
agriculture, transportation, security
services and rehabilitation of the
ECOWAS Parliament Building,” he said.
After passing the budget, the President
of the Senate, David Mark, called on the
committee to rise up to its responsibility
by discharging its oversight functions
effectively.
He said the city was dilapidating and
receding in its development with traffic
congestion and ill maintained streets and
gardens depicting the decay.
Mark said, “There is a lot of traffic
congestion. The streets are not being
kept in very good condition; the gardens
and the lawns are not being maintained;
I think there are a lot of areas where the
city has to work very well.
“This is where we have to implore your
oversight functions. It is our
responsibility to ensure that things work
properly.”

Source:-www.mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/senate-stops-n4bn-first-ladies-mission-house-project/

Two persons have been confirmed dead
while 20 others were injured following a
rainstorm which destroyed over 300
houses on Tuesday in Gusau.
Alhaji Atiku Maradun, Executive
Secretary of Zamfara Emergency
Management Agency, said this in an
interview with the News Agency of
Nigeria (NAN) on Thursday in Gusau.
Maradun, who spoke on behalf of Alhaji
Musa Kwatarkwashi, Special Adviser on
the state governor on Emergency
Management, said that the adviser had
already visited the affected areas.
He listed the areas affected as Abarma,
Janyau Fulani, Gidan Dutse, Gada Biyu
and Unguwar Danfodio.
According to him, two girls, aged 11 and
15 were killed in the incident, adding
that the residents also lost foodstuffs
and animals.
He said that the Agency was compiling a
report on the disaster for submission to
the state and federal governments for
immediate assistance.
He appealed to the victims to plant trees
around their homes to minimise the
effect of such disaster



Source:-www.mobile.punchng.com/output.php?link=http://www.punchng.com/news/rainstorm-two-killed-20-injured-300-houses-destroyed-in-zamfara/

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Too bad well 3*D to...na my first tym.

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(1)Since José Mourinho got sacked by
Chelsea in 2007.
Chelsea have won 7 trophies and Arsenal
have won 0."
(2)When you scream God's name during
sex, Iwonder if
you're trying to remind Him to punish u
later."
(3)The day a Ghost got involved in an
accidentwas the
day i stopped watching Nollywood."
(4)What's the relationship between Rain &
PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic
switch
thing..
(5)Someone walks up to u drinking Ice-
Creamand tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's
Stranded..pls shoot
Him!"
(6)He did the Exam so well that He Took
the Answer
Scripts Home to show His Room-mates"
(7) That awkward moment when you
type"Trophyless"
on Google and the result shows"Arsenal""
(Just put currency sign in front of your
pin and igbo
girls would add you. $2737A4A7"
(9) sweat from some girls' armpits will turn
blue litmus
paper red."
(10)If your Girlfriend refuses to accept the
Bible &
anointing oil or Qu'ran as Vals gift, free
her, na WITCH"
(11)They say love is more important than
money. Pls
try paying a lagos conductorur with a
hug?"
(12)In a Nigerian Home...If your friend
forgetsto greet
your parents, that's the end of that
friendship.if you
agree"
(13)Women are like police, they might
have allthe
evidence in the world but they still want a
confession!"
(14)People That Smoke Weed Before
Going ToChurch.
You Wanna Compete With The Most
High?"
(15)In a Naija Home, ur parents will call u
frm ur room
to pick up something that is sitting literally
2inches
away from them.
(16)If God's Plan For You is BROWN TEETH,
Even IRON
SPONGE Cannot Change It!"
(17)If 80k brazilian hair couldn't get you a
good
husband, why not use it to pay a counselor
to talk good
sense into your life"
(18) Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow one
sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the house of God
is also my
father's house?"
(19)The hot girl next to me in class just
fell asleep.
Maybe I should fall asleep too..so I can tell
my friends I
slept wit her?"
(20)WHITE KID: "Shut Up Dad"!!; * Dad
shuts up* DAD-
*Shut too* 9JA KID: "Pale, Shut up abeg"
*wakes
up*....where am i?....DOCTOR:
Oloshi..Igbobi Hospital"
(21)A slap is a manual override
mechanism used to
rectify a person acting like a fool.....no one
is above a
manual reset."
(22)Some Igbo people with their names
tho, how can
you be naming identical twins"Praise and
Worship"?"
(23)U opend Ur legs & he bought U BOLD
5, U opend 4
anoda guy & he paid for Ur BIS. Pls open 4
me too,
lemme buy U d Charger."
(24)And So, I was watching a yoruba
movie...and this
Guy shot himself in the head
THRICE...Awon
Oloriburuku!!"
(25)Someone Blocked His Dad on
facebook, the Dad
also Blocked Him from entering the House
(26)One rapper just said "My blood is so
full, call me
'bloody fool'".......Wh y lord?
(27) U can't recite a Bible Passage! but u
can mention
68 Hotels & Clubs in Lagos without
thinking? My Sista,
ur life is blinkin on a low ba3!"
(28)Marrying a lady whose cooking skills
can only be
compared to Victor IKPEBA's English
issuicide."
(29)All women MUST get married! No man
should go
unpunished!"
(30)Its only a Yoruba Father that Prices
SchoolFees!"
(31) You try to call your GF from a public
call centre on
her street, and Her number appearsas
'Sweet Heart'
GOOD DAY PALS

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Dem say Boko don poison BEANS and I
buy half bag keep for house. So, from the one wen I cook, I give my DOG (bingo) make e first taste am,
45minutes leta bingo still D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ
waka, den I eat ma own. After I eat
finish, my gateman run come tell me say
bingo don die, I run quick quick enta
house dey turn 4litres of palm oil for belle, as I come out my gateman come dey
tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan
come beg me..

If na you, weytin you go do the gateman?....

maclatunji: @bolded, many times but it is not like you are searching for the truth. You just want to satisfy your urge to say something bad about Islam and Muslims.

Pls if u knw ur telling the truth tell us 4 clarification to show u disame u r already defending dem(BH)

kulgee001: You do not go to a mosque. How do you know what is preached or not preached in the mosques?

I don't think if a Muslim goes to a mosque he spends upto 30mins then where do u here d preaching 4rm dey don't preach only go there to recite ur crammed prayer shekenan dats all.

killuminati: Christian folks! Leave Islam and Muslims alone before the wrath of Allah befalls on you.. It's a warning!

Just say ur mind....u knw violence is a part of u guys

Ayishatreal: Hope those that critic Islam and Muslims will clearly understand that what Boko Haram and their accomplices are doing is against Islamic doctrine.

Allah has perfected His religion, no amount of evil acts perpetrated by those who call themselves Muslim can spoil the image of the Religion.

PROUDLY A MUSLIMAH

well iif u nt frm d north u can c islam 4rm a different side bt in d north there are so many things that relate islam to BH because here in d north u deer n enter or visit ur frnd in their house n enter inside as a Christian u r a dead man u dere nt speak to their daughter u will get beaten if their children deer converting they r on their way to theiir graves so many little things u do to a muslim in d north they will kill u no mercy is either u r for them or u are u close to death at anytime so please I don't think islam generally stand out for peace from what I see them doin if dis forum was made in bauchi n owned by a muslim I deer nt Post dis comment or if I do I will remove my pic n any personal info if nt dey go kill me thank u

Well u can't per-say blame dose who do such evil act if NAFDAC are doing their job well and not concentrating on only drugs where dey could get bribe from I think they would have fished this evil market men n woman out n am sure is because they know that dis people can't briibe them with huge amounts that why they are left out well I think their name should be changed from NAFDAC to Nation agency for drugs control(NADC)iit would be better so we nigerians cn watch out 4 ourselves I think we are use to it....