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Trouble in some men language don't knw d tribe sha...lol

Well well I have nothing to say than there are to these guys than what has being said they have people of influence they are working for because even in they banks in bauchi fake money is being issued out sometimes...so.....

It possible with fashola

Mynd_44: Na today?

ask them o!!!!

Jan 2013
It was gathered that Sabiu was riding
on a motorcycle (okada) with two
other persons when he was shot by
the followers of the masquerade,
popularly called "Lehin Aponle". The
criminals were said to be armed with guns and
other weapons.
After the murder, enraged youths
from different Islamic organisations in
the city razed a building, believed to
belong to traditional worshippers of
the deity whose masquerades
allegedly killed the cleric, in protest against the
murder of one of their
members.
The youths also torched the house of
the owner of the masquerade at
Anigbio's compound in Oja-Ale area
of Ijaye within the metropolis.
Consequently, the Ogun State Police
Command has suspended further activities on the
2013 edition of the
festival not only in Abeokuta, but in
the entire state, to forestall the
escalation of violence.
The state Police Public Relations
Officer (PPRO), Muyiwa Adejobi, an
Assistant Superintendent of Police,
told reporters in Abeokuta yesterday
that the police had arrested three
persons along with the bearer of the masquerade
over the murder. Those
arrested were Ajayi Olabintan, Shittu
Adeyemi, Waheed Babalola, as well as
the bearer of the masquerade whose
identity was undisclosed.
Speaking with reporters on the
incident, one of the community
leaders, the Balogun of Ijaye and
Aare of Egbaland, Chief Ganiyu
Babayeju-Alemo, said the crisis had
forced the Egba Traditional Council in
consultation with the Alake of
Egbaland, Oba Adedotun Aremu
Gbadebo, to suspend other activities
of the 2013 Egungun festival in
Abeokuta.
Babayeju-Alemo, who emphasised
that the masquerade has a penchant
for violence, added that its followers
were shooting sporadically into the
air before they attacked the deceased.
He said that the community was
forced to invite the police following
the attack on the family compound of
the masquerade early yesterday by
the Islamic youths.
In a reaction to the murder, the Ogun
State chapter of Muslim Rights
Concern (MURIC) described the
incident as "disheartening and
callous", adding that the state
government has over the years, turned deaf ears
to letters and calls
from the association over what it
called terrorist acts of the
traditionalists in the state.
"It is totally disheartening and callous
that the current state government in
Ogun State has allowed emissaries of
doom to invade the state and kill
innocent citizens," it said.
In a statement signed by MURIC's
Chairman, Soliu Luqman, in Abeokuta,
the organisation called on the state
government to, as a matter of
urgency, prosecute those arrested to
prevent any reprisal from the aggrieved youths.
It also called on the Muslim
community to exercise patience and
desist from taking the laws into their
hands and allow security operatives
and the state government to take
charge of the situation.
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Wonders shall never end in 9ja out of 27bn 750,000naira fine it nt fair

Territory High Court,
Abuja on Monday when
a director of the Police
Pension Office, Mr. John
Yusuf, was handed down
only a two-year jail
sentence for conniving
with others to defraud
the office and
pensioners of N27.2bn.
Yusuf admitted to stealing N2bn of the money.
But he would not spend the two years in jail as
Justice Abubakar Talba gave him an option of
fine in the sum of N750,000 for the three offences
he pleaded guilty to.
Each of the three offences attracts a two-year jail
term.
The sentences run cuncurrently.
Yusuf, who by his sentence becomes the first to
be jailed in the ongoing trial of persons involved
in the N38.8bn Police pension scam, will however
forfeit 32 houses in the FCT and Gombe as well as
N325m which the Economic and Financial Crimes
Commission said were proceeds from the crime.
Many in the courtroom openly expressed their
amazement with Talba’s judgment.
The exchanges among the gathering, which
included lawyers, journalists, relatives of all the
accused persons and observers, were loud
enough for the court clerk to call everybody to
order.
The lenient nature of the sentence was
underscored by the reaction of Yusuf’s lawyer,
Maiyaki Bala, who said his client was ready to pay
the fine immediately after the sentencing.
With EFCC lawyer, Mr. Rotimi Jacobs (SAN),
noticeably close to tears, Bala told journalists
that they intended to take up the option of fine
immediately.
There were indications that Yusuf, who appeared
calm and confident in a light green kaftan with a
matching green cap, made the payment before
leaving the premises of the court, located in
Gudu.
Although his bank accounts were reportedly
frozen by the order of the court, it seemed he
was still able to raise money – perhaps through
friends and relatives – as it was gathered that he
was issued with a Revenue Collector’s Receipt
before he left the court premises.
The convict, who had been on bail before he was
sentenced, was driven away in his personal car.
Before Talba read the judgment, the embattled
director had made a U-turn on his earlier not
guilty plea by admitting that he committed three
offences.
Yusuf specifically pleaded guilty to counts 18, 19
and 20, where he was alleged to have connived
with the other suspects –Essai Dangabar, Atiku
Kigo, Ahmed Wada, Veronica Ulonma, Sani Zira,
Uzoma Attang and Christian Madubuike – to
convert the sums of N24.2bn, N1.3bn and N1.7bn,
belonging to the office to their personal use.
Yusuf’s sentencing came after he pleaded guilty
to betraying trust and fraudulently converting
N2bn of police pension funds to private use. The
trial continues for the other accused.
He admitted to the 19th and 20th offences
relating specifically to him, each involving
betrayal of trust and the conversion of N1bn
apiece. The maximum penalty for the offence is
two years.
Attang and Madubuike were added in an
amended 20-count.
Attang is still in service as Director of Finance
and Accounts in the Ministry of Communications.
He was a director in the PPO between 2007 and
2008.
The trial of the other accused persons was
adjourned till February 26, 2013.
Their action is punishable under section 309 of
the Penal Code Act, Cap 532, Laws of the Federal
Capital Territory, Abuja, Nigeria 2007.
Yusuf’s guilty plea had apparently taken the
courtroom by surprise, but immediately after,
Jacobs asked the court to convict and sentence
him.
He also made an application for the forfeiture of
13 houses and the N325m.
“We urge you to take into account these
properties and the money, so that the court can
make an order that the proceeds from the sales
of the properties should go back to the Police
Pension Office for the payment of the
entitlements of legitimate pensioners,” Jacobs
said.
Bala, also moved immediately by pleading for a
lenient sentence.
He said that his client had shown remorse for the
offences.
Bala said, “By pleading guilty, the convict has
shown respect to this court and has saved the
precious time of the court.
“The court will also find out that he is a first time
offender without any previous record of
conviction; furthermore, he is the head of a
family of four, a wife and three children, two of
who are university students while one is a
primary school pupil.
“These people depend on him for their survival
and wellbeing, including the payment of school
fees.
“It is also pertinent to note that he has a chronic
heart condition which has aggravated to a
serious case of high blood pressure, a condition
that requires frequent medical attention.
“His aged parents are still alive and due to old
age, have attendant medical complications which
require regular medical attention and both
depend on him to deal with these.”
Bala added that Yusuf was a community leader
with a number of students depending on him for
scholarship.
He noted that the students would lose the
opportunity if justice was not tempered with
mercy.
The counsel added that should the court grant
the application for forfeiture of his client’s assets,
the EFCC would take everything from him
(Yusuf) .
He urged the court to exercise its discretionary
powers granted it under section 309 of the Penal
Code in favour of the convict and give him an
option of fine.
Bala argued that doing so would encourage the
other accused persons to admit their guilt, where
it exists.
Pronouncing sentence on the convict, Talba said
he had taken favourable note of the fact that
Yusuf was a first time offender, and had also
opted on his own volition to plead guilty, thereby
saving the time of the court.
But he stressed that the court also had a duty to
the country, which had suffered from corruption.
He held that section 309 of the Penal Code, under
which the accused persons were charged,
stipulates a two-year prison term with an option
of fine or both.
Consequently, he sentenced Yusuf to two years’
imprisonment for each of the three counts or a
fine of N250, 000.
Among the properties are two units of a three-
bedroom semi detached bungalows at R2, A and
B, Sunny Homes, Dakwo District, Abuja; two units
of three bedroom semi bungalow- detached at
M24, A and B, Sunny homes, Dakwo District
Abuja; four units of a 3bedroom semi- detached
bungalows, in Abuja; eight units of an Estate of
two-bedroom flats, at Gombe, GRA; one unit
Semi-detached Duplex at house 21, 4th Avenue,
Gwarinpa, Abuja; four units of a two bedroom
semi – detached duplex at Bricks City, Kubwa
Road, Abuja and one unit of Semi- Detached
Duplex, at 14B Democracy Crescent, Gaduwa,
Abuja.
A displeased Jacobs protested the option of fine
given to the convict, noting that it mocked the
anti-corruption campaign of the Goodluck
Jonathan administration.
In a statement later on Monday, the EFCC
condemned the judgment.
The commission said it would study the judgment
and respond appropriately.
Parts of the statement signed by its spokesman,
Mr. Wilson Uwajaren, reads, “The EFCC has
expressed reservation about the ruling of an FCT
High Court, Abuja which handed a six-year-jail
term with the option of N750, 000 fine to John
Yakubu Yusufu, one of the persons standing trial
in the N32.8bn Police Pension scam.
“Justice Mohammed Talba convicted and
sentenced Yusufu to two years’ imprisonment
with the option of N250, 000 fine on three of an
amended 20-count.
“The commission is of the view that the option of
fine runs contrary to the understanding between
the prosecution and the defence wherein the
convict consented to a custodial sentence with
the forfeiture of all assets and money that are
proceeds of the crime.”
Source- Punch
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U can say that again o @ above poster/commenter sorry bad english just passing-by....lol

I school n work in Bauchi our Governor is know for living n making orders from abuja then for shedding tears on tv after awful incidences e.g after the bomb blast close beside living faith church...lol

One day brother Ben a chronic stamara met d Choir master Brother Mike and requested to join d choir.
Choir Master: bro Ben u knw ur condition u cant join d choir.
Bro Ben: (angry) dont dont dont dont dont tel tel tel tel me me me... dat dat dat ja ja ja ja ja jare. Are are are are are are are u u u u u u u luzin luzin fa fa fa fa faith??

Afta so much arguement Bro Ben allowed him..

After 2 Sundays of Bro Ben joinin d Choir, he approach d choir master again one Sunday service and told him dat the Holy Spirit told him to lead praise n worship d next Sunday.

Choir Master: Bro Ben, u cant do dat, i understnd how u feel but dis is just beyond u ok?. U cn stil join d choir but as abt leadin praise n worship, i doubt dat. Am sori?
Bro Ben (very angry) dont dont dont dont dont dont tel tel tel tel tel... me me me me me me me me me da da da da da da dat.
Mo mo mo moses in the Bi bi bi bi ble is he nt a sta sta sta sta sta stamara?? But Go go go go god use hi hi him...

Afta much arguement Choir master gave in. Sayin atleast God can use anybody. Dat if God can use a stamara to deliver d children of Israel, one should nt under rate anybody.

Next Sunday, durin time 4 praise n worship Bro Ben came out facin d large congregatn he took d mic and on he went:

Bro Ben: pra pra praise d lo lo lo lo lo lord
Congregatn: aleluya
Bro Ben: i sa sa said pra pra pra pra pra pra pra prais d d d d d d d .. lo lo lo lord
congregatn(impatient ): aleluya
Bro Ben (want to sing YOU ARE AWESOME IN DIS PLACE MIGHTY GOD) You you you you you you you ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar ar arar ar ar...

B4 he finish d song church don close..
Everybody has gone home except a man who was sitin down in frnt of bro Ben.

When bro Ben open his eyes he saw d church empty except d man. Then he said to d man:
Bro Ben: tha tha tha tha tha tha thank u u u u u u u u u 4 be be be be belivin in in my anointin
Man: whch anointin?? Am waitin 4 u to finish so dat i can lock d church.
LOBATAN!

Akpors gets into a pharmacy & says 2 d
pharmacist, "Hello, could u give me condom? I'm
going 2 my girlfriend's place 4 dinner & I think I
mayb in with a chance!"
D pharmacist gives him d condom & as he was
going out he returns & says,"Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me & I think I might strike
a luck there too.
" pharmacist gives him a second condom& as he
was leaving, again he turns back & says "Give me
one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is
still pretty cute & when she sees me she always
makes eye contact & since she invited me 4 dinner
I think she is expecting me 2 make a move.
During dinner, Akpors sat with his girlfriend on d
left ,d sister on his right & d mum facing him.
When d girlfriend's Dad walks in, Akpors lowers
his head & starts d dinner prayer."Dear Lord,
bless this dinner & thank u 4 all u'v given us"
10minutes after, Akpors was still praying "Thank
u Lord 4 ur kindness." Another Ten minutes gone
by & he is still praying, keeping his head down,
very close 2 d table.
They all looked at each other surprised, & his
girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
She gets close to him & whispered, "I didn't know
u'r so religious. "Akpors replies, "I never knew ur
dad was a pharmacist!".
See wahala !!! If you're akpors...wat will u do?
N also d pharmacist what will you do?lol

Please help with any site where I can download blackberry paid apps for free I would be glad if my request is given a positive n quick response...!!!
Thanks n am waiting

If you where asked before you started your Bs.C degree program if you want 15million or Bs.C,which would you pick?

Nollywood Actress, Tonto Dikeh will not cease to
swim in controversies. If you're a follower of the
Nollywood goddess on Twitter, you would have
noticed that she has included something in her
profile.
Read this:- "Who eva said Succezz waz a slow
procezz waz mos defntly not talking abt Mii/
Businezz tycoon/Nollywood Actress*#IAMPOKO#
Teamlovethyself#I luv Terry G."
She has recently included her last line and I hope
Terry G feels the same as she does. Meanwhile, a
close friend of the sultry actress said that she and
Terry G will make a good companion. Reason
being that, Terry G is a drug addict and Tonto,
being a drunk, would make her the perfect
partner

Apkos n peter went for a contest n it instruction is that anything u open is wat u shall do n this contains both good n evil...so peter went forward first...
Peter:you will be made rich n so he was made...!!!
Apkos:hang urself apkos quick closed it n open another page n it was written do as u saw then quickly closed it n open another page n it was written u must do as it was written from the beginning...!!!
Apkos fainted n was rushed to the hospital...lol

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Lady (standing in a
molue bus in Nigeria):
Oga, your thing
dey touch me...
Man: Sorry ma, it is ma
Salary in my pocket...
Lady: Ok oooo,but I've been obseving U & Ur
salary oo!
Ur salary has increased 5 times in the Last 10
Minutes......
abi na ATM Machine
U go carry?
Abi is the atm malfunctioning

Vikin: Chimamanda ....short form, Amanda!

sorry is chamamanda the full form of amanda or the short form m confused....!!!

You fit can't get banned...!!!

Killing English... Long hai par Read It

1. Principal To Student..." I Saw U Yesterday Rotating Near Girls Hostel Pulling Cigarette... ? "

2. Class Teacher Once Said :" Pick Up The Paper And Fall In The Dust bin!!!"

3. Once Hindi Teacher Said...."I'm Going Out Of The World To America.."

4. "..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

... 5. Don't..Laugh At The Back Benches... Otherwise Teeth And All Will Be Fallen Down.....

6. It Was Very Hot In The Afternoon When The Teacher Entered.. She Tried To Switch The Fan On, But There Was Some Problem. And Then She Said "
Why Is Fan Not Oning" (Ing Form Of On)

7. Teacher In A Furious Mood... Write Down Ur Name And Father Of Ur Name!!

8. "Shhh... Quiet... The Principal Is Revolving Around College"

9. My Manager Started Like This "Hi, I Am Madhu, Married With Two Kids"

10. "Will U Hang That Calendar Or Else I'll HANG MYSELF"

11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

12. Chemistry HOD Comes And Tells Us... "My Aim Is To Study My Son And Marry My Daughter"

13. Tomorrow Call Ur Parents Especially Mother And Father

14. "Why Are You Looking At The Monkeys Outside When I Am In The Class?!"

15. Lab Assistant Said This When My Friend Wrote Wrong Code.. "I Understand. You Understand.
Computer How Understand??

16. Seeing The Principal Passing By, The Teacher Told The Noisy Class.. "Keep Quiet, The Principal Has Passed Away"

17. Once Teacher Told "If U Talk So Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"

18. Teacher To Students:don't Spit Outside, The Understanding People Will Suffer

19. I Have 3 Daughters, All Are Girl :

The deceased, a sales girl at Alaba International
market, Ojo, was reportedly trailed by her ex-
boyfriend, Osita Amanunwa from her Iba new
site abode, to Ajangbadi area of Lagos, where she
had gone to visit a friend.
Crime Alert gathered that the late Onyin, as she
was fondly called, sat outside her host’s
compound, exchanging banters, without the
slightest inkling that death lurked at the corner.
Eye witnesses said she turned and suddenly,
the smile on her face disappeared. And when her
host turned to the direction of her gaze, they
discovered that her ex stood opposite them.
Her host who spoke on condition of anonymity,
told crime Alert that: “ she greeted him but he
hissed and walked away. He later came back and
beckoned on her to come. She excused herself
and left…”.
Singular response
He paused at this juncture,quivering with fear.
That singular response happened to be Onyin’s
greatest undoing because unknown to her, Osita
had a sinister motive up his sleeves.
This was confirmed moments later, following a
desperate shout for help from the isolated
meeting point at number 4/5 Abike Ogunlana
close, at about 9pm. At first, no one suspected it
could be Onyin.
But after waiting for a while, her host decided to
check on her, only to see Onyin in the pool of her
own blood with a knife still thrust in her neck.
From all indication, it was obvious that she tried
to put up a struggle in order to free herself from
the assailant’s grip.
She was also discovered to have managed to
crawl from the isolated spot to an open area. But
her strength apparently failed her midway, owing
to much loss of blood. Unable to crawl further,
she stopped, clutching firmly to the earth as if
rescue would spring out of it. Osita on the other
hand, was nowhere to be found.
Cause of break-up
Crime Alert gathered that before the incident,
Osita, a trader at Alaba International market, had
on several occasions, threatened to leave an
indelible mark on Onyin for dumping him for
another man. Investigation revealed that the duo
had a romantic relationship that lasted for six
years, a relationship that was to lead to marriage
until Osita allegedly raped Onyin’s younger
sister.
Family sources told Crime Alert that Oyin’s
younger sister(names withheld) was sent to
deliver a parcel to Osita at his 80 Isiaka street,
Iba new site two years ago. However, on reaching
his apartment he allegedly raped the teenager
who was barely 15 years-old.
It was gathered that the teenager never told
anyone about the deed, until she was discovered
to be pregnant. She gave birth about a year ago.
Without further warning or advice,
Onyinyechukwu, stopped seeing Osita. But her
action as gathered, signaled the danger that
eventually led to her sudden death, following
threat from Osita.
Perhaps, had she listened to her parents, this
tragedy might not have befallen her. It was
gathered that right from the onset, Onyin’s
parents kicked against her relationship with 36-
year-old Osita who hails from Akere village in
Ogbaru local government area of Anambra state.
Her devastated father, Mr Aleato, offered an
explanation to the family’s stance: “ My daughter
came backhome one fateful day with razor marks
all over her body and when I asked what
happened, she told me that she fell down. But we
were later informed by a friend of hers that her
boyfriend, Osita, inflicted the marks on her. I
warned her severally to abstain from Osita and
every other man who would go to the extent of
inflicting such injury on her; men who would not
respect her as a woman…”
It was also gathered that Osita had on several
occasions beat Onyin publicly, for calling off the
relationship , only to start off with another man,
boasting that if he could not have her, nobody
else would.
Police on the trail of the assailant
Since the tragic incident, Osita’s whereabouts is
unknown. Policemen at Ilemba Hausa were
however, said to be on his trail. When Crime
Alert visited his apartment at Iba new site, it was
discovered that Osita had a wife already. Sources
hinted that he rushed home that fateful night and
informed some of his friends around the area
about what he had done and thereafter, picked
some of his clothes before disappearing into thin
air. Out of fear, his close friends were also
discovered to have fled, apparently to avoid
being arrested by the Police.
The case, has been transferred to the State
Criminal Investigation Department (SCID) where
operatives at the Homicide section have
reportedly began investigation

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Acidosis: Na you try pass... e nor easy to copy & paste jokes everyday...

naso e no easy bt thank God for my nokia 1110...!!!

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TEACHER: Akpors finish this sentence..
'Many are called but .............?

AKPORS: But only few have credit to call
back..

Teacher: “I killed someone.” Convert this
sentence into future tense

AKPORS: The future tense is “You will go
to jail”

TEACHER: Who was Judas in the Bible?

AKPORS: A farmer & vegetarian

TEACHER: How? Why?

AKPORS: because Judas' Eats' Carrot!!

Teacher: Mention one domestic animal

Akpors: Dog.

Teacher; Any other one?..

Akpors: Another dog.

Teacher: Who canstate one different
between abird and a fly?

Akpors: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot
bird

Teacher: What's your favorite outdoor
activity?..

Akpors: Going back inside
Teacher: Akpors, why have u made ahole in
urumbrella?

Akpors: I want to know when the rain is
coming

TEACHER: Use the word
harassment in a sentence..

AKPORS: I was in love wit Ekaetteand
HER ASS MEANT a lot to me

TEACHER: Akpors define Racism?..

AKPORS: Racism is when u select your
white clothes to wash first before the
black ones
Teacher: Akpors I heard you failed in
English..

Akpors: Nonsense,
Who telled you so?

A guy asked a girl in a library, "Do you
mind if I sit beside you?"
The girl answered with a loud voice, "I
DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy, and he was
embarrassed.

Laugh out loud with Tony driizzy

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked
quietly to the guy's table and she told
him,
"I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt
embarrassed, right?"
The guy responded with a loud voice,
"$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!? THAT'S
TOO MUCH!!!"
And all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy
whispered in her ear,
"I study law, and I know how to make
someone feel guilty.
Na who try pass btwn both of them...!!!

Apkos was advice to stop drinking so he decided to take the alcohol in a drip way c 4 urself

Babamide: Does the ban affect Soundcity and other digital music channels?? I wonder if people still watch local tv. When we can even pay tv rights for nations cup.

that true o guy that even small o here where I school in bauchi men if u don't pay for dstv u won't even any type of music o all u get to hear is islamic recitation n local news that all