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Sports › Re: TB Joshua Warned Keshi Over Last-Minute Goal by Kcxee(m): 11:48am On Jan 23, 2013

Cuckoo48: Medicine after death. Why you no tell us this before! Fake prophet!!!!

I pity u

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Sports › Re: TB Joshua Warned Keshi Over Last-Minute Goal by Kcxee(m): 11:45am On Jan 23, 2013

gbosaa: You people have come again with all this stories about TB Joshua,someone posted a thread asking what he said about yesterdays match,none of you responded,You lots always seem to post after every match has ended with your fake news.

The above story by the way is no prophecy or prediction,even a cricket fan who isnt a fan of football could offer such ambiguous advice about tightening the defence.

Can you kindly and boldly tell us what the outcome of fridays match against zambia will be.dont come here telling and deceiving people that tb Joshua predicted victory or loss on friday.

u must be sick in the brain let me remind u quickly if u have forgotten that disame man said n it came to pass that chelsea would carry the champions league a day before their match with barcelona so what da f>uck r u saying pls lock up if have nothing to say...!!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: Johnny N Akpos...!!! by Kcxee(op): 8:37am On Jan 23, 2013

Wendyslim: Still funny sha. U try

now u talking

Jokes Etc › Re: View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d by Kcxee(op): 8:35am On Jan 23, 2013

Wendyslim: Dry ,drier, driest joke of the day

bad,bader,badest comment of the day

Jokes Etc › Re: Use Bad Grammar To Insult The Poster Above You! by Kcxee(m): 8:02pm On Jan 22, 2013

U r so beautiful lastic I am so felling in loving with you...!!!how pa!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Church Wahala In 9ja by Kcxee(m): 7:58pm On Jan 22, 2013

JJKADRY: yeeeees! jump and pass satan bible studies

na u be the general overseer...am sure....!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Describe 9ja Girls In One Word! by Kcxee(m): 7:55pm On Jan 22, 2013

Money decides the pace of love...!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Some Sex Effects. by Kcxee(m): 7:49pm On Jan 22, 2013

Hmmm guy u very funny o...am sure u sabi the tthing wella because am sure u heard it from different s>3x ex p of urs...nice one

Jokes Etc › Re: View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d by Kcxee(op): 6:14pm On Jan 22, 2013

SeunPlus: Come on, stop being a toddler. What will it pay you? You're even the one that needs prayers.

!hmmm I c u rily do lord help dis my friend amen...!!!

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Akpos In The Bible Quiz by Kcxee(m): 12:06pm On Jan 22, 2013

U try

Jokes Etc › Akpos by Kcxee(op): 10:16am On Jan 22, 2013

Akpors stuck his head into
a
barber's shop and
asked,"How
long before I can get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around
the
shop full of customers and
said,"About 2 hours."
Akpors left.
A few days later the same
Akpors stuck his head in
thedoor
and asked, "How long
before I
can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around
atthe
shop and said, "About 3
hours."
Akpors left.
A week later, Akpors stuck
his
head in the shop and
asked,"How
long before Ican get a
haircut?"
The barber looked around
the
shop and said, "About an
hour
only." Akpors left.
The barber turned to a
friend and
said, "Kelveen, please do
me a
favor, follow that guy and
see
where he goes.
He keeps asking how long
hehas
to wait for a haircut, but
then he
doesn’t ever come back".
A little while later, Kelveen
returned to the shop,
laughing
hysterically.
The barber asked, "So
where does
that guy go whenever he
leaves
here?" Kelveen looked up,
with
tears in his eyes and
said,"To
your wife at home."To do something

Romance › Re: Timid Guy Needs Help Pls. by Kcxee(m): 11:53am On Jan 21, 2013

sanchez4eva: All this advice na long story...find a good babalawo for touch and follow..no need for wahala

sm people have gone wild on nairaland wat in the world did u just say

Romance › Re: Please Help I'm In Trouble by Kcxee(m): 11:49am On Jan 21, 2013

Mr. 1234:
Fling? Okay

Did you know she is your boss' girlfriend before she came to see you? If yes, then you got yourself into some real drama.

Even if NO, its gon be difficult to convince your boss she isn't dating you.

You possibly can't tell him she your fling of course not.

Since you aren't dating the girl, if you can scale through today without any problem from your boss. Simply talk to the girl that you'd want your seeing each other to reduce cos your job is seriously on the line.

Do you guys work in the same place?

But if your boss is just another NIGERIAN man, I'll see you in the Job/Career section bro!

Good luck

I hope he knows what u mean...guy u funny

Jokes Etc › Re: View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d by Kcxee(op): 11:21am On Jan 21, 2013

SeunPlus: The first time I came across this joke was on 2009, even at then it didn't make me smile.

am sorry am sure ur problems are far above what u cn handle that y I advice u go for counseling n prayers...!!!

Celebrities › Re: I Am Not Married Yet - Nkiru Sylvanus by Kcxee(m): 9:14pm On Jan 20, 2013

claremont: You are not getting any younger though.

u just spoke like a grandmother n a mother getting tired of yet seeung her grandchildren

Romance › Re: I Always Have To Beg And Beg. Please Advice! by Kcxee(m): 9:08pm On Jan 20, 2013

This are the type of topics nairalander like to comment on well no insults just say it...well guy I would like you to endure till after marriage then sit her down talk to her make her understand smtins bt reduce the number of ladies that call u “dear” u knw ladies are always jealous like wise guys too or won't u feel remorse if sm1 always call ur gf dear always n u don't knw him...!!!
NB=such topics should be discoursed at nigth bt it must nt be necessarily after marriage bt I would advice after because she would have calm down a little...gudluck

Politics › Re: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by Kcxee(m): 8:08pm On Jan 20, 2013

Psylas: Unless na pple like Sylvester O. Dinahu Musa(igbo-muslim)

thank God u kknow say na muslim any language they join so no the mention say so one tribe don join them...

Jokes Etc › Re: View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d by Kcxee(op): 8:01pm On Jan 20, 2013

SeunPlus: Crap Crapper Crappest

Old joke, Old joker, Old jokest

atleast it made u smile or would u deny that if it an old joke it shows i did a good research...!!!

Jokes Etc › Johnny N Akpos...!!! by Kcxee(op): 11:22pm On Jan 19, 2013

Akpors and his friend Johnny were
caught in Saudi Arabia, sharing a
smuggled barrel of beer.
They were arrested and taken to
the Sheikh's palace for questioning
and judgement. Johnny lied that Akpors smuggled
and forced him to drink the beer!!.
Both of them were initially given a
death sentence but, as it was a
national holiday, the sheikh
decided they should be released after some lashes of whips.
As they were preparing for their
punishment, the sheikh said, It's
my first wife's birthday today and
she asked me to allow each of you
2 wishbefore your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be
whipped!.
Johnny thought for a second then
said: Please tie two pillows to my
back before whipping.
And my second wish is that, you flog me only 20 strokes of the
whip. He was whipped, and luckily
for him, the pillows helped to make
the pain of the whip lesser.
Akpors saw this; thought for a
second, then said: Thank you, most royal and merciful highness for the
wishes.
My first wish is to receive 100
lashes with the strongest and
toughest whip available, If u desire
so. The sheikh was amazed with a
puzzled look on his face and said
what of your second wish.
Akpors replied; tie Johnny to my
back. Immediately Johnny faints...!!! I don't knw if an old joke bt it was funny n I felt like sharing it with my pals on nairaland...!!!

Sports › Re: South Africa, Angola, Morroco, Cape Verde - AFCON 2013 Group A by Kcxee(m): 7:23pm On Jan 19, 2013

Uninteresting match I regreted paying my money to watch it

Jokes Etc › Apkos by Kcxee(op): 5:53pm On Jan 19, 2013

*laughing*
Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a tea spoon. He pours some liquid onto the tea spoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant. Could you taste this please?" says Akpors. Chemist Assistant takes the tea spoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it. Does it taste sweet?" says Akpors"No, not at all" says Chemist Assistant. "Good" says Akpors" The doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar" The Chemist Assistant Fainted

Jokes Etc › Apkos by Kcxee(op): 2:41pm On Jan 19, 2013

Sports › Re: AFCON 2013 Opening Ceremony Live by Kcxee(m): 1:46pm On Jan 19, 2013

Please note that Nigeria has gone to do us fraud n not proud because it an avenue for our wicked leaders to embezzle

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Politics › Re: What Have Niger Delta States Achieved So Far? by Kcxee(m): 1:33pm On Jan 19, 2013

First time on first page *no insults if u like waste ur mb am nt following this topic

Politics › Re: What Have Niger Delta States Achieved So Far? by Kcxee(m): 1:31pm On Jan 19, 2013

Something special

Politics › Re: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by Kcxee(m): 1:03pm On Jan 19, 2013

the_ripper: So yorusba don Join Boko too, well Aregebesola look like terrorist too. Since time sha, yoruba and hausa share sometin in common and na Islam , so both of dem na coded terrorists dem b. Ndi ara.

Politics › Re: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by Kcxee(m): 1:02pm On Jan 19, 2013

the_ripper: So yorusba don Join Boko too, well Aregebesola look like terrorist too. Since time sha, yoruba and hausa share sometin in common and na Islam , so both of dem na coded terrorists dem b. Ndi ara.

what of the igbo men who produce the bomb for them because one was caught here in bauchi I am nt siding any tribe bt any 1 could be involved because the love of many people will lead them to hell there r no lies in that bt this whole issue is caused n brought fought by the north...!!!

Politics › Re: SSS Arrests Masterminds Of Jaji Bombing by Kcxee(m): 12:57pm On Jan 19, 2013

Arresting them is nt my problem I have never heard that any of this terrorist that have n in the past that are being arrested r tried in the court or any of them being killed the next we might here now is that the prison, where this. people would be was being attacked by unknown to Nigerians n know to they government terrorist n prisoners where set loosed including this man.it is very frustrating n disheartening that our prison are not well secured am sorry to say it off no consequence arresting n tell it to Nigerians since they will still be set free...*sad*the solution is that if the are arrest they should be tried I would rather prefer killed because there is an evidence of murder...!!!

Forum Games › Re: Start A Sentence With The Last Word Of The Previous Poster by Kcxee(m): 7:18am On Jan 19, 2013

Homely n very fun just as the government is failing n causing the increase in the price of garri.

Jokes Etc › Re: Have A Laugh Now! by Kcxee(m): 7:13am On Jan 19, 2013

Lolaabokoku: black

hahahaha that van must be own for an African man how many passengers could the van carry...!!!

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