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Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 10:36am On Jan 08, 2011
Idowuogbo:
excuse me watch your motherrrrr fuuuuckiing tongue slave diamond , u dont jump @ me like dat
listen i wud strongly advise u to chill b4 i set fire to u , overgrown malu , stupidddd excuse for a foetus , dem suppose don flush u sef , wow u made it , due to the pity God had on u foooool , y say such a ting towards christians , i weep for your sorrry assss blawwdy fucccktard
ID, abeg take am easy. He is kidding nau
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 10:21am On Jan 08, 2011
@ Boss dia,
No, they won't.
Are u prejudiced?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 10:20am On Jan 08, 2011
Idowuogbo:
no
y did u abadon me angry angry
i am always with u my dear, kiss kiss kiss but no let efe and Tanimz catch us o o, make we de do am for "koro".
Jokes EtcRe: Akpan by KDK(m): 10:06am On Jan 08, 2011
@ Da boss, glad u like it.

@ Boss TtDiamonds, no be my fault na, glad u like it too.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 10:00am On Jan 08, 2011
Yes, but FB is merely social,twitter is more serious minded.
.
Are u in love with my Tanimz?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 5:17am On Jan 08, 2011
hey

Jokes EtcRe: Akpan by KDK(m): 5:00am On Jan 08, 2011
U guys might av seen dis before but all same, i share.

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. Along with them comes a police inspector to find out how they died. "First body: Frenchman, 60. Died of heart failure while making love to his Mistress. Hence, the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner. "Second body: Scotsman, 25. Won a thousand pounds on the lottery. Spent It all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning.Hence the smile."

The Inspector asks, "What of the third body?"

"Ah," says the Coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
,
AKPAN, a street sweeper from Nigeria , 30. Struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.

Thought he was having his picture taken!
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 4:47am On Jan 08, 2011
^^^^ grin grin grin . Are u trying to say dat is me?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 4:44am On Jan 08, 2011
No!
Are u on Twitter?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 4:46pm On Jan 07, 2011
NO sad
Have u eaten Kpomo and washed it down with palm wine?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 11:27am On Jan 07, 2011
Bashy,Bashy,Bashy. Abeg o o
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 4:44am On Jan 07, 2011
YES, especially when it comes with agege bread and with a 50cl bottle of coke. grin

Do you like "boli" ?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 4:42am On Jan 07, 2011
tanimz:
I'm outta here!

BTW, where's my KDK? angry
Tanimz, i dey jare, Happy new year! Missed u silly. kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Jokers Offtopic Massage Centre by KDK(m): 3:54pm On Jan 06, 2011
Hmmmmm, been a nice, hope the customers move to the newly commissioned bar,
Jokes EtcRe: ::::::::: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint:::::::::::: by KDK(m): 3:21pm On Jan 06, 2011
* Walks in , looks around, sees only males, suspects this is a gay joint and dashes out * with the intention of coming back for futher investigation.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 7:35pm On Jan 04, 2011
hmm

Jokes EtcRe: Wat Was D Best Joke U Saw Lat Year[2010] by KDK(m): 4:51am On Jan 04, 2011
i just love dis

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 4:43am On Jan 04, 2011
hmmm

Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 4:28am On Jan 04, 2011
Be'eni,
ki lo'n sele?
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 - A Big Thank You! by KDK(m): 7:57pm On Jan 01, 2011
Odunnu, where have u been? missed u o o kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 - A Big Thank You! by KDK(m): 7:39pm On Jan 01, 2011
@ Efe, vintage kini? Abeg, give me my alomo make i shack till show down!
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section Best Poster Of The Year 2010 - A Big Thank You! by KDK(m): 7:16pm On Jan 01, 2011
grin grin grin i dey so happy, can we give junior and his brother a baby sister 2nite
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 11:49am On Dec 31, 2010
From the left, Efe, Bashy,Hamid o, KDK and stud .  .  .

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 11:40am On Dec 31, 2010
Sleep o o o

Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 11:39am On Dec 31, 2010
kunbee, thanks for sharing, they are so nice.  smiley


@ Bashy, I dey ur back.
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No by KDK(m): 6:57pm On Dec 30, 2010
yes
I am game, are u?
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Pictures by KDK(op): 6:34pm On Dec 30, 2010
lol @ Tayo_ast, dem don unban u? well, dat is gud in the spirit of the new year.

Meanwhile,

PoliticsRe: Relocation To Nigeria From The Uk 2011. Am I Mad Or Is It Possible ? by KDK(m): 6:30pm On Dec 30, 2010
2good:
How many of you guys in europe earn up to 3000 pounds after tax before you will be expecting to earn 2million naira per month in Nigeria or you dont know what the exchange rate is. Nigerians abroad are really funny set of people. They are seriously suffering here and yet behave like they are better than people in Nigeria. If you want to earn 2million, remain in the UK cos you aint going to see a company to pay you that unless you have substantial experience.
The level of second class treatment you guys experience in europe, is enough reason to go back to your country and develop it?
Don't mind 'em, they look down on people in nigeria mean while they live second class lives there. Well, dat said, u can get a job dat pays dat much but like most contributors added, u have to have certifications and great experience.
Jokes EtcRe: Read This And U Will Pay Me For Cracking Ya Ribs by KDK(m): 4:21am On Dec 30, 2010
is dis 4 real?
Jokes EtcRe: The Man And The Coffin by KDK(m): 4:12am On Dec 30, 2010
^^^ grin grin grin eldav, forgive 'em as they may not know how many repetitions. Atleast they shared.

@ poster, thank u jare but we don see am tire.
Nairaland GeneralRe: To All My Offended Friends by KDK(m): 8:13pm On Dec 29, 2010
^^^^ Applause. I am so happy with ID.

@ Efe, I am seriously thinking of bringing ID in2 our home if Tanimz agrees of course.
Jokes EtcRe: Make Your New Year Resolution Here by KDK(m): 5:54pm On Dec 29, 2010
Boss Ttdiamonds:
My new year resolution

1. ( Most important i.e Main priority ) Kill STUDIO
2. And others,
Studio and I are unstoppable.

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