₦airaland Forum

TonyeBarcanista:
What is great in Oyegun? The only great man there is Tinubu

Omoakinsuyi:
Tinubu calling Oyegun all manner of names on paper now he saw the man face to face, see him smiling sheepishly and shaking like jellyfish

fulaniHERDSman:
Whose hero? Abeg carry your madness comot for my mention

OkoNDOoBo:
THE JAGABAN!!!
Nightmare of ebora Owu
Conqueror of jonathan
Destroyer of PDP
the Lion of bourdillion
The greatest politician of our Time
The Awolowo of our Time
The tree that bears multiple fruits( fashola,osibanjo,lai
mohammed,aregbesola,ambode,olamilekan,gbajabiamila,e.t.
I HAIL Ooo!!!!!!

fulaniHERDSman:
Shut up you noisy parrot

fulaniHERDSman:
Shut up you noisy parrot

chimere66:
Touch down.

Former president of Nigeria HIs Excellency Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan and his wife HE Dame Patience Ebele Jonathan arrive the Port Harcourt International Airport, Omagwa.

Receiving them amongst other dignitaries is the capacity chairman of the National Youth Council of Nigeria, Rivers State Amb. Sukubo Saraigbe Sukubo.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/10/goodluck-jonathan-his-wife-patience.html

Nature129:
After seeing that video my respect for Peter Obi snowballed. That speech was inspiring to say the least.
The part that touched me the most was when he said that if he leaves a hotel room of 30k per night to sleep in one of 250k per night he would lose sleep because he would feel he had been robbed.
Frankly speaking, this is something I can relate to.

Leboska:
I love this man

Izonpikin:


You no well I swear...

erinalex:
can u name d city champion from ur tribe ?

malele:
Tinubu this tinubu that, please make una stop to dey hype that village champion

afroniger:
Source: http://sunnewsonline.com/tinubu-the-battle-ahead/

NwaEzefuNaMba:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/10/01/breaking-overnight/

Nnamdisblog:
National Assembly staff pictured today sealing off Hon Abdulmumin Jibrin's office after he was suspended for 180 Legislative days on Wednesday, September 28th.
See more photos below.
http://www.nnamdisblog.com/2016/09/photos-national-assembly-staff-seals-off-hon-jibrin-office.html

Visocrate:
I was sitting for "Use of English" in a professional Exam last week . I shaded the ones i knew, and was waiting for manna to fall from Heaven when i noticed an older lady sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up. I assumed she must be an English teacher impersonating a candidate that must have paid her handsomely. Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her work, she was
in number 65, i was still in number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up....guess who this lady was,PATIENCE JONATHAN! She caught me copying her and shouted in a low tone; "What are it"? "Why is you dey copying me"? "Copys! copys"! "Cat copys Cats" "You is not
shaming"! "As big as you dey"! "You is a dull boys"! "You are a disgrace to your birthday". "I go reporter you to
cheachear" "I will make sure education
ministress comot ur surname inside his list" "See u mumu Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!
I am finished ooh, ooh, who has eraser
eeeehhhh!!!!!!!! WAYOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Good afternoon

bigtiny10:
When the most wicked guy loses and everyone wants to beat him first

hambuger:
``` ANSWER THIS ONE?:

Money has different names !!!

In church its called (offering),

in school its (fee),

in marriage it's called (dowry),

in divorce (alimony),

when u owe someone its (debt ),

when u pay the government (tax),

in court (fines),

civil servant retirees (pension)

boss to workers (salary),

master to subordinates (wages),

when u borrow from bank (loan),

when u offer after a service (tip),

to kidnappers (ransom),

illegally received in d name of service (bribe).

The question is

"when a man gives it to his wife what do we call it??

Answer __________??


Plz send ur answers.

Tocheagle:
Hello nairalanders, lets just stay happy despite all the challenges the country is facing, so am asking ,is any of you interested in joining a whatsapp group for jokes, yabs, comedy etc . comment with your phone number IF interested. NO INSULTS PLEASE

Limitednow:
http://www.socialtimesng.com/2016/09/dont-destroy-party-with-your-selfish-and-anti-democratic-agenda-apc-united-front-to-tinubu/

MadCow1:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/4288534_img20160927wa003edit_jpegb35caaf695fc073e5f5a209c91932e01



Why only one cheek?

Why didn't he turn the other cheek?


He is not a true christian.

afroniger:
https://d19lga30codh7.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Oyegun-Tinubu-Buhari.png


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/president-muhammadu-buhari-has-endorsed-a-move-by-governor-aminu-tambuwal-and-two-other-governors-to-settle-the-dispute-between-all-progressives-congress-apc-national-leader-asiwaju-bola-ahmed-tinub/

afroniger:
https://d19lga30codh7.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Oyegun-Tinubu-Buhari.png


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/09/president-muhammadu-buhari-has-endorsed-a-move-by-governor-aminu-tambuwal-and-two-other-governors-to-settle-the-dispute-between-all-progressives-congress-apc-national-leader-asiwaju-bola-ahmed-tinub/

undecidedYoruba:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/09/27/presidency-plotting-scheme-tinubu-apc-hierarchy-yakassai/?utm_source=nnd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nnd

undecidedYoruba:
http://dailypost.ng/2016/09/27/presidency-plotting-scheme-tinubu-apc-hierarchy-yakassai/?utm_source=nnd&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nnd

tafrica:
I'm not a security expert, but I think operation crocodile smile or what's the name declared in NDelta is affecting our soldiers' capacity. In recent times, we've been reading how BH killed some of them, we even saw many ID cards and weapons carted away from our soldiers and displayed by BH on saturday or so. Seems we can't fight BH and ND Militants concurrently.

Nigeria is losing these wars presently, let's not lie to ourselves.