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thecreativeguy:
Why not now?

Because i don't know which one to use btw will/would.

missKiffy:
President Buhari today recounted how his security was unable to keep excited youths far from him as he left the national Mosque today, saying if one of them had a knife and had bad intentions, he would have been injured. See how close they got to him.

My humble president.

Amodsun:
Saw this post on Linda Ikeji's blog and thought to share ithere. Enjoy..."The Fat girl ends up miserable year after year. The societyhas neglected the fuller women. This has resulted to fatgirls feeling depressed, left-out and downcast. The averagebig lady spends most of their years in solitude, angry atthemselves, the society and even their shadow. Many arebeing laugh at, ridiculed, jilted, abused and sent back indoorswhere they are depressed and even get fatter. The society issuch a big nightmare for this group of people which issaddening."When they go for shopping which is a very beautiful and funexperience for almost every lady. But for the fat girl, it’s arather sober experience. In many cases, sizes are deceptiveto the extent that a size 12 dress will be tagged size 18.She has to through every cloth in the store before she findswhat fits her. Sometimes, she ends up not seeing anyflattering outfit. Again, the sadness begins.Then she turns to her tailor to make a good dress for her.A beautifully styled dress she saw in a magazine page. Thetailor makes it, it’s still not flattering. Sarcastically, thetailor says, “I find it difficult sewing for fat girls, it is toohard”. Again, the sadness begins.Her soon-to-be-married best friend calls, “Wendy, will yoube one of my bridesmaids”? “Don’t answer of course youwill”. She is excited.“Will call you up later so we go choosethe dresses with the other girls”. Her heart drops.Shopping bridesmaids with the other girls, she knows will bea huge nightmare because she is the “fat girl”. Whileshopping, The saleslady says, "We don't have your size, sohere's the biggest we do have," and she gives it a try. Ofcourse, it never fits. Her underarm fat is spilling over, herback fat is folding over the waist, and she can't get the thingto slip over her butt. But it looks beautiful on everyoneelse! And she is left feeling guilty for being more than ahandful. Again, the sadness begins.At NYSC orientation camp. The fat girl is handed herdress bag. She opens it. The kaki trouser is as small as asize 6’s whereas she is a size 18. “Ma’am, dis kaki is toosmall for me, can I get a larger size”, she says to theplatoon mistress. The lady murmurs, “Exchange withsomeone else”. (lol, we’ve all experienced this). And shelooks around, no one has her size. Most of other corpers,she may ask will reply saying, “NOO!!! I no carry orobosize”. Everyone laughs at her. Again, the sadness begins.Every fat lady go through post-traumatic dress disorder. Itis the condition that occurs when a person, usually female,feels disappointed and traumatized while leaving a clothingstore. It could happen when she views old photographs andasks herself "What the hell was I wearing " It could also bethe traumatic stress she feels between the moment she posta picture on the Internet and the moment somebody likes itor responds. Fat people go through this stress all the timeand the society is not being fair at all. 80% of Heart-related illnesses which fat people suffer are because theyspend most of their years depressed, not just about theirsize but because of social prejudicial.

Attach picture to buttress your write-up.

bennymohit:
http://www.toogbaskitv.com/oh-no-womans-menstrual-pad-falls-out-during-live-tv-show/

What do you expect? When she no wear pant

Christmasdon:
This is really gorgeous, one word for this car.

Seen.

metroparrot:
https://septin911.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/wpid-hot-water.png

Marriage is meant to be a union where love, comfort and unity exist but when the partners turn on each, then there is much left to be desired.



What else can one say when a wife who is supposed to be a man’s best friend, turns out to be his worst enemy? That is the scenario we have on our hands when an angry wife decided to take out her anger on her husband by emptying a pot of boiling water on him, causing him to sustain serious burns on his body.



A colleague, Seun Oloketuyi, posted this on his Instagram page on what a wicked wife did to his friend in Abuja after a quarrel.



This is what he wrote to accompany the photo:

Just left the hospital and it is worse than I thought. My good friend is in the hospital in Abuja now for four days with second degree burns.



While he was sleeping, his wife poured hot water on him (face legs, thighs, hips). She then locked him inside while he was screaming “fire, fire”, then she took off.

She is 5months pregnant; they have a 16 month old baby. Been married for a year and a half. Early in the year, she slapped him which led to him beating her.



They reconciled. He also complains that they switch house-help every month because she beats the house-help where there is blood on the wall. Should he stay or get the f out!!…- pissed off friend?

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/graphic-photo-wife-pours-boiling-water.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Wives beating husbands since 14BC.

Ndlistic:
Buhari pictured with his late wife/former First Lady of Nigeria, Hajia Safinatu Buhari and their children. Safinatu's marriage to General Buhari produced five kids: Zulaiha (now late), Fatima, Musa (now late), Hadiza and Safinatu.



In the year 1998, Safinatu was diagnosed to have diabetes mellitus in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia and for eight years, she battled the condition until she breathed her last on the 14th of January, 2006.



A foundation, the Hajia Safinatu Buhari Foundation (HSB) was formed by her late daughter, Zulaiha, in her honour.

Source:http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/07/see-historical-photos-of-president.html

Seen.

Orikinla:
New Nollywood movie "Power of Faith" makes one of the Top News on Pinterest
https://www.pinterest.com/nigeriansreport/top-news/

This is a movie that exhibits a lot of creativity and the artists have shown some entertaining prowess.
Ikem (Michael Godson) a young businessman finds himself visited by a strange illness that paralyzes him from head to toe, after barely recovering from armed robbers attack. His parents in a confused state and desperate to have his lineage continued, gets a pregnant girl to be married to him.

This act gets the story going to a very interesting and gripping direction that will definitely keep the audience at the edge of their seat.
Nollywood Movies starring: Amaechi Monagor, Patience Ozokwor, ChaCha Eke Ikechukwu, Michael Godson, Adamma Luke, Roy Dinaly.
Director Lancelot: KenSteve Anuka,Producers : Chidi Chijioke.

Top News on Pinterest
https://www.pinterest.com/nigeriansreport/top-news/

Downlod link.

ogochukwu247:
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The unfortunate accident occurred yesterday. A man, who LASTMA officials said identified himself as a mechanic, was driving a customer's car from the Island to his workshop on the mainland to fix it. When he got to 3rd Mainland Bridge, he said he heard something make noise at the back of the car, so he parked by the side of the road and came out to check it. As he was behind standing by the boot of the car,‎ a guy driving a hilux car and on top speed ran into him. The hilux crushed his leg. He was rushed to the hospital by LASTMA officials. Both cars involved in the accident were also towed.


Unfortunately doctors are saying they will need to amputate his leg. See the graphic photo after the cut...

SOURCE
http://www.reportnaija.com/2015/07/graphic-photo-hilux-car-crushes-mans.html

What a world! Sorry o.

Wealthyonos:
Onos JP (gospel musician)

Birth name : Patrick Justice ONORIODE

Born : October 23, 1991 (age 23)

Origin : Delta State, Nigeria

Genres: Christian, urban contemporary gospel

Years active: 2015–present

Onos JP (Patrick Justice ONORIODE), is a Nigerian contemporary Christian singer-songwriter and recording artist from Ughelli, Delta State. He is the CEO of his music label.

Early life
Patrick Justice ONORIODE was born into a family of seven. He was born in Jos, Plateau State of Nigeria. He began singing at his teenage age. He learned to play the piano and drum in the church.

Church life
Onos JP plays several musical instrument, a genius producer and a master mixer.

He can be contacted with patrickonoriode@musician.org or 07066173703.

He needs a pro to help him build his studio from the scratch. If you know about studio equipment or you have for sale, you may contact him. Thank You.

Nay.

Youngtony:
GRAB URS
Bonanza! Bonanza!! Bonanza!!! Fairly
Used Chicken for sale... Sallah promo
is here again!:
Tokunbo chicken - Buy 1 & get 1 free.

*London used chicken - N1,200
*USA used white chicken - N1,220
*Stolen fowl - N850.
*1 eyed chicken -N820
*Blind chicken - N800.
*Chicken wey dey hear wit 1 ear - 650
*Deaf and dumb chicken - N610 *Crippled hen - N380.
*Wrinkled fowl - N250
*Sick chicken -150
*HIV fowl - N25
*Ebola fowl - free

Order Now.. Its SALLAH Season.
Happy Sallah in Advance.

Na the blind one i like most he dey sweet wella.

sirAliyu:
Some stories are too big to believe sometimes.
The Anaconda as big as this, and other details
surrounding the story is a good example.
This voluminous and monstrous beast has a
record to have killed 257 human beings and
2325 animals but was killed in Africa’s Amazon
River by team of 37 brutal hunters, called
Africa’s Royal British commandos.
Oh my God, if this animal is for real, then there
are many more wonders yet untold and
unheard. Reports revealed the snake is 134 feet
long and 2067 kgs. Indeed this should be the
world’s largest Anaconda.
Unfortunately, this story has been refuted by a
Nigerian online platform, debunking the report
that the Anaconda must have been killed in
South America and not Africa. Read what he
said below between, a lot of Nigerians agree
with him with some even saying who counted
the animals it killed, who counted the human
beings? Lol continue…
It reads:
THIS IS A COMPLETE FABRICATION.
ANACONDAS LIVE IN SOUTH AMERICA..AND
THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AFRICAN AMAZON. D
ONLY AMAZON FOREST IS IN SOUTH AMERICA.
D SPECIE OF CONSTRICTORS DAT LIVE IN
AFRICA ARE D AFRICAN ROCK PYTHON AND IT
DOESN’T EVEN GROW UP TO D ANACONDA.
EVEN D BIGGEST ANACONDA FOUND LIVING
OR DEAD ACCORDING TO VERIFIABLE DATA IS
NO WHERE NEAR DIS SIZE. SO THIS IS A HUGE,
BIG FRAUD AND FABRICATION. ITS NOT IN
AFRICA.

Awesome God!

sambiyi:
Pls mode help me push this to the front page. I need help seriously.

Bros shine your eyes wella.

Sijo01:
Our policemen is at it again o.

I listened to Independent Radio, Benin 6pm news and was shocked/surprised about one of the News cast. I could not wait till 7:30pm to watch the Television version of the news so I quickly logged on to their website to view the video. You guys need to see what they did to a human being for drawing tatooes on his body.

Below is the report.:




There was chaos at Central Road by Gapiona Junction in Benin City, following the resistance of police arrest by a young man, Jerry Guobadia for allegedly drawing tattoos on his body.

Wellington Akodeja reports that the victim was allegedly tear gased and manhandled by the police.

The pictures on this report may be distorting, viewers’ discretion is advised.

http://itvradionigeria.com/news/chaos-as-police-attempt-to-arrest-man-for-having-tattoo-on-his-body/




Lalasticlala, over to you.

Inhumanity to human.

mohince:
This is too bad

God have mercy. Rip to the dead.

INTROVERT:
http://www..net/2015/07/photos-soldier-strips-female-workers.html

Buhari must hear this.>

olillywales:
https://i2.wp.com/2.bp..com/--k_Ndv1334g/VaddKkUlTfI/AAAAAAACDTQ/OFICJo7i1YY/s1600/CKBH4U9WUAA1AdK.jpg?w=702

The father of the multiple twins who ran away from home for three months, leaving his wife and six children has returned.

Emeka Uche, after days of persuasion by his wife Ruth returned home yesterday, July 15, 2015.

The Uches used to stay in Agege on the outskirts of Lagos. Mrs. Uche, a teacher, had two sets of twins. Another set came in February.

Just as this reporter was about to leave her apartment, she came face to face with a light complexioned man wearing an Arsenal jersey, a pair of jeans and slippers, holding two polythene bags.

He looked confused, uttered no word, save for the exchange of pleasantries and made to move away when Hope, the Uches’ former neighbour, saw him.

“Papa ejima (father of twins), where are you coming from? So you are still alive? Please come inside and sit down,” she exclaimed.

Upon hearing ‘Papa ejima’, Mrs Uche rushed to the door. She didn’t run into his arms to hug or kiss him, but stood and watched him for some minutes after offering him one of the plastic seats in the living room.

But he did not sit down, rather, he went straight for his newborn babies. He was seeing the three months olds for the first time.

Uche held both on each arm, smiling and then collapsed into the blue chair, admiring them.



http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/photo-man-who-abandoned-wife-for-having.html

See the expression on the face of one of the twins.........Daddy you wicked o,you run commot when our mama put to bed you now show face when the government and the NGO's put money down for we upkeep,you better go back to where you come from.

londonrivals:
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A former lecturer at the Department of Agricultural - Economics, at Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife, Dr. Adedeji Iyanda Adejobi, (pictured above) was murdered yesterday July 14th by unknown gunmen suspected to be hired assassins. Dr. Adejobi was killed in a shootout along with a security man at Madomo road Ile - Ife. Police are now investigating his death. May his soul rest in peace.
[img]http://4.bp..com/-WEmFJbA9VBQ/VaZHH2cizhI/AAAAAAAF5xM/9W4V4slQdoc/s1600/2.jpg[/img]


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/unknown-gunmen-kill-former-oau-lecturer.html

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

Rip man.

ajahexcel:
NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS Gathered this data from JAMB
The cutoff mark was set today to be 180 for universities, 150 for Polytechnics and Colleges of Education
Yes the cutoff mark is out and here is a list of the highest competing schools for JAMBites
University of Ilorin, Ilorin – 107,488

University of Benin, Benin – 71,496

Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka – 70,609

University of Nigeria, Nsukka – 66,788

University of Lagos, Lagos – 62,472

Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria – 60,237

University of Ibadan, Ibadan – 47,497

Bayero University, Kano – 46,801

Obafemi Awolowo University, Ife – 43,965

University of Jos, Jos – 41,286

SOURCE: NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS
https://plus.google.com/+NUSAlerts/posts/jXYbYbSQAcT

We don hear.

elijah2u:
Then I Will Pressurize The U.S to kill shekau. but wait ooo, why nigeria and nt other african countries.

Na by force? Let me tell you something you are a big joker. God,Olodumare,Chineke,Allah,Abasi,Dieu,Tamuno,Sango,Amadioha,Ogun,Esu........will not allow that to happen here in NAIJA.

ajahexcel:
This post is not to rate any school above another but by the evident works of the alumni bodies of the schools listed below we have compiled this list.

If your school do not make this list, it simply means it's high time you started getting your alumni together to form a stronger union.

1. University of Ibadan (UI)

2. Ahmadu Bello University (ABU)

3. Obafemi Awolowo University Ife (OAU)

4. University of Benin (UNIBEN)

5. University of Nigeria Nsukka

6. University of Illorin (UNILORIN)

7. University of Lagos (UNILAG)

These Alumni bodies have websites and have contributed to the development of their alma mata in one way or the other.

Note: Our Result above stand to be corrected, as such feel free to add any school you think should make the list.
SOURCE: NIGERIAN UNIVERSITY SCHOLARSHIPS
Please Unban my link and make my contributions on NL worthwhile
www . nigerian university scholarships .com

cc: lalasticalala

Unilorin BETTER BY FAR.

austin4real:
I actually trampled on the head with my car, was scared when I came out to see this

Something that u suppose take by its tail and swallow.

adanduka:
I thought Buhari is against kworruption.

Don't put Buhari join in this matter,na him be the judge ni?hain!

PastorKun:
In response to the claim of a "monster" fish thread claim on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/2448843/monster-fish-killed-two-nairaland/3#up i decided to post the pictures of the fish my friend caught in a lake inside IITA ibadan which is by far bigger than the 'fingerling' being called a monster fish in the other thread.

lalasticlala dis fish is bigger oh

was that why the guy posing with the giant fish did not put on his slippers
/sandal?

MixedMan:
http://www.punchng.com/news/ambode-rescues-accident-victim-in-lagos/



pix credit: http://www.nigerianmonitor.com/2015/07/13/photos-governor-ambode-gets-down-from-convoy-to-rescue-accident-victim/

Oh what a kind hearted man!

aladenimi:
Money speaking!!!Lol

Iranu oshi.

MaxNaija:
Nigerian ladies are quite lucky in the makeup department because many shades and styles compliment a darker complexion. But with so many ladies relying full on make-up these days, one can barely differentiate from the natural and artificial beauty.

Here are 5 Before and After Make-up photos that will leave you in shock, please view with caution *winks*

1.

[img]http://3.bp..com/-BzAgnUB0XVc/VZoZI44XWwI/AAAAAAAACgU/Zr8lBOLI8Lw/s320/maakeup1.jpg[/img]

2.

[img]http://4.bp..com/-zzqC8VArIHQ/VZoZI05Hc8I/AAAAAAAACgQ/vtToCALJlcM/s320/makeup2.jpg[/img]

3.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-mNuCJHDEJ_w/VZoZI8mjf8I/AAAAAAAACgM/Ih52EAj2Pig/s320/makeup3.jpg[/img]

4.

[img]http://1.bp..com/-EDIRfNvY-3I/VZoZKc0zG6I/AAAAAAAACgo/gG2-6TrJLMo/s320/makeup4.jpg[/img]

5.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-TIbbNEKCPfQ/VZoZKY3IghI/AAAAAAAACgk/0q6VpLhQ-bE/s320/makeup5.jpg[/img]


More crazy photos: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/07/5-before-and-after-make-up-photos-that.html

Here comes the latest make up in town:

helphelp:
Half of one

Clean your mouth,you can lie.

360frolic:
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A reporter of www..net sent this in......


Read her wonderful story

Fatimah Ibrahim is a 39 year old widow, a mother of two, from Borno state. A chance encounter with her on the street would most certainly portray her as just one of the thousands of ordinary women walking the streets of Lagos. But meeting her at a building site would startlingly reveal the other side of her! This woman is a professional painter, tiler, and plumber! When asked how and why she entered into professions dominated by men, she had this to say,
“I have always loved painting .My friend’s husband who is a painter taught me how to paint, and I started painting even when my husband was alive. Later, I picked interest in tiling and plumbing profession, and I went for the training. Right now, after my husband’s death, I am proud to say I am a professional painter, tiler, and plumber. To me being a woman doesn’t really matter”

As must be expected, Fatimah is confronted with some challenges which centers mainly on gender disparity. “It’s been hard getting work. Some people give me jobs to do, and they are never disappointed; but others are just reluctant to trust me with their buildings, because they still find it difficult to believe the fact that a woman can do these jobs, and even do them better than men

"She called on the public and the government to give her contracts and test her level of capability. She also stressed that these were her means of livelihood. “I am a widow. I have two children aged 13 and 9.I am not begging the public for food, as I have been blessed with the means of providing for my children. All I am asking if for Individuals, contractors, Government to give me jobs so I can make money and take care of my children and other widows who are not so fortunate to have vocations like mine”



http://www..net/2015/07/meet-nigerian-wonder-woman-who-is.html

cc lalasticlala

An extraordinary woman!Anyway,woman reigns :B