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chiedonedoor:
Congratulations, actually people give car to their spouse and how does that affect us.
Isaiah 55:6-7 KJV
Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near:
Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord , and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

Congratulations, actually people give scriptures online and how does that affect us?

Legalcriminal:
Happy birthday to the King..

The best Nigerian dancer

Huh
I'm guessing you don't know Bright Chimezie

0Brien:
Watch ur 'tongue'

Only guys have the right to determine, qualify and use that word on a fellow guy.

And for ur information, that word is actually used in a degrading, inferior reference to women

You're so wrong on the FYI Oga Sir

Izabel:
what's the year he mentioned?

Deducing from "HIS" calculations in frames 4:15 - 4:32 from the video clip, supposed Rapture won't exceed 2030 which ranges between 2023 (minimum value) - 2030 (maximum value).

naptu2:
First Arrest Made Using Kano State CCTV System.

The first arrest has been made using the new Kano State CCTV system. This was made known by the special adviser to the Kano State governor on new media, Salihu Tanko Yakasai (@Peacock).

See previous thread here.
Kano State Government Test Runs CCTV Control Center.
https://www.nairaland.com/6104544/kano-state-government-test-runs



Peacock @dawisu



https://mobile.twitter.com/dawisu/status/1305567983708889089


www.nairaland.com/attachments/12333692_2020091419_25_58_jpegab05db4f747d4ffaf7d3d2235b2e853c

Am i the only one that feels this was SCRIPTED?
Looks so unreal

naptu2:
First Arrest Made Using Kano State CCTV System.

The first arrest has been made using the new Kano State CCTV system. This was made known by the special adviser to the Kano State governor on new media, Salihu Tanko Yakasai (@Peacock).

See previous thread here.
Kano State Government Test Runs CCTV Control Center.
https://www.nairaland.com/6104544/kano-state-government-test-runs



Peacock @dawisu



https://mobile.twitter.com/dawisu/status/1305567983708889089


www.nairaland.com/attachments/12333692_2020091419_25_58_jpegab05db4f747d4ffaf7d3d2235b2e853c

Am i the only one that feels this was SCRIPTED?

GavelSlam:
And you believe the fool that it would be within 7-10 years?

You don't have to insult him, he only stated emphatically. Learn to make statements void of insults.

sophirebenitez:
Why do bloggers love twisting facts?

Pst Chris has simply given a timeline of when he feels the man of sin (false Christ) will be revealed.

According to him, 7-10 years.

He never gave a date when 'rapture' will happen.

Deducing from "HIS" calculations in frames 4:15 - 4:32 from the video clip, supposed Rapture won't exceed 2030 which ranges between 2023 (minimum value) - 2030 (maximum value).

Your range is incorrect being 3 years
His range says 7 years

Ikillbrokehoes:
Fool

This is harsh man. He only stated according to his calculations. It's a free world. You can choose to accept or not-to-accept.

pretydiva:
So which day him call talk say be rapture now . Don't have mb to watch the video abeg

Deducing from "HIS" calculations in frames 4:15 - 4:32 from the video clip, supposed Rapture won't exceed 2030 which ranges between 2023 (minimum value) - 2030 (maximum value).

5thcolm:
No wahala, 2037 go soon reach. We go know if Pastor Chris is right.

Deducing from "HIS" calculations in frames 4:15 - 4:32 from the video clip, supposed Rapture won't exceed 2030 which ranges between 2023 (minimum value) - 2030 (maximum value).

Whydonaldtrump:
Meet 17 years old Instagram model


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPRDHnD5bc

Brand Ambassador of MultiColor
Sorry, i meant MultiChoice

Whydonaldtrump:
That's our family compound
Not my house

Wow... The compound is in the room. Maximum respect bro

TheCalculator:
.

Hmmm, "THE EVIL" seems colloquial for DEVIL. with a crested "666" on the left leg

JAMZ1:
The University of Nigeria Nsukka (UNN) male hostels in its Nsukka campus need urgent interventions — unless there are plans to consolidate them as prisons.


The hostels — which are just two — are a definition of filth and neglect; from decayed infrastructure gradually giving way for collapse, to rooms overflowing with students, the facilities are unhealthy for the thousands occupying them.

For a school that brags as Nigeria’s first indigenous university — established since 1960 — one would expect the institution to live up to its name. But, sadly, abysmal sanitation, overcrowded rooms, poor electrification, inadequate shower and toilet facilities are all valid concerns in the campus.

While there are just two hostels housing the male students (one was shut down after it was declared unfit for residence), that of the ladies are about eight, most of them in good conditions.

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However, even with the pressure now on the two remaining male hostels — rooms meant for six students in most cases end up with eight or more — the school management, it was discovered, are going at a snail’s pace to find alternative solutions for students.

In the end, majority of the students end up staying off campus while those who cannot afford the cost are left to fight for the limited resources in the hostels; particularly space, water and light.

TheCable reached out to Okwun Omeaku, the school’s public relations officer, to speak on the issue and while he said he could not speak from where he is, he is yet to respond to the text message sent to his number.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/photos-the-decayed-infrastructure-serving-as-unn-hostels

This post should really have been censored... Jeez

Deborah98:
Wisdom is the principle thing in all your getting get understanding.....

*...PRINCIPAL thing...

samuelkid192:
Let's compare Big brother Naija and Gulder Ultimate Search and see which is more relevant and entertaining.

For over a decade, the Gulder Ultimate Search TV show aired on our television screens captivating hearts with its thrilling displays, collections, intriguing display as well as daring contestants who participated in the show.

The Gulder Ultimate Search also known as GUS is a Nigerian reality TV series which was created and sponsored by Nigerian Breweries Plc. to promote the Gulder Lager beer.

The show made its debut in 2004, garnering mainly positive reviews from fans and critics alike and featured about a dozen acclaimed editions before it was suspended abruptly few years ago.

The fan-favourite reality TV show is a survival type reality show which showcased the struggles and perseverance of contestants usually about 10-30 persons.

The contestants are expected to juggle different daunting tasks as they struggle against themselves and the wild in their search for a hidden treasure which would bring the winner instant fame and fortune.

Past winners of the reality show have gone on to become instant celebrities making their names heard in their respective fields. Before the show was suspended, it featured a celebrity edition which saw versatile Nigerian actor, Emeka ike emerged winner.

Now BBNaija

BBNaija was conceived in 2006, as a platform to promote the Nigerian brand as well as the rising dominance of the country’s entertainers on the entertainment scene in Africa.
Obi Asika, then CEO of Storm 360, who was the producer of the ground-breaking reality show, once argued that the show was more than putting adults in a house and have cameras follow their every move. For him, it was bigger than that, as he planned to use his then production crew and music to sell the Nigerian image to millions of Africans. But today, that idea had been defeated, and what has become of the show is better imagined than said. While many Nigerians described it as ‘borrowed culture which has affected our morals negatively,” others commended the producers, saying “the show is pretty unique and entertaining.” this show has been described ponographic in nature and not suitable for all.
Many people have critize this show .


Which is more better between Gulder Ultimate Search and Bbnaija?
Which would you scrap and which will you leave?

Let's do this Nairalanders...

LIKE FOR GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH
SHARE FOR BIG BROTHER NAIJA

Zealoy:
Hello guys pls I will like some advice from mature minds here, there's this girl am dating she's very pretty, sexy and hard working, she loves me so much that each day that she didn't hear my voice it will seems to her as if the world is coming to an end

The problem is I didn't love her equally the same way she loves me, initially I only wanted her for sex but she's getting too attached to me, and there's one certain man of God that warmed me to dump the girl am dating, which is her, my problem is how am I going to let her go without actually hurting her feelings cuz I know quite alright that she might hurt herself if I end the relationship between us. She's dangerously in love with me and I fear it will end in tears for her.

You have a woman that's so in love with you with admirable qualities and you're already seeing the end from the beginning with a caption that it will end in tears. You're not ready to settle down and you got into a relationship. Isn't that sheer wickedness? Where was this Man of God when you decided in your heart of hearts that you only wanted her for sex? You didn't seek advice then. You already objectified her from inception. It's guys like you that makes loving odd for both sexes.

Personally, i think you should be more concerned about what SHE CAN DO TO YOU since you said she's DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Remember, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"

RigtousSlawomir:
Damnn Niggarr!


The end is near!



As a real Niggarr, man gats take some green bottles, smoke enough weed and bang some fresh laps.



But a real Niggarr need to think ahead, because all these things will pass away.



A real Niggarr Should repent!

Righteousness89 + Slawomir =

RigtousSlawomir

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

Like seriously Oga Sir, 18 - 25 men. Haba, you kuma reason am. This so called gathering, is it not funded by the men in the church or is it free? Are there not allowances for outsourcing the meals? There are people/eatery vendors whose specialty is cooking for multitudes and will handle this with ease.

By the way, I'm talking from the stress angle. Have you considered the emotions attached to the fact that she's a woman and might have already processed it emotionally being that since it's a men's meeting, she will only be called upon to do the dishes, serve and clean up after you men.

You said she didn't complain at first yeah. I can assure you she's drawn conclusive conclusions from that first meeting and wouldn't want that feeling again.

Handle wisely sir, cos you don't want to enjoy your meals with men who will go back happy to their wives while you retire to an unhappy wife.

ibawon:
Abeg make I bring bag come, make I pack small light

By all means

osazsky:
do u have a prepaid metre

Yes i do

Dailyhappenings:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2020/08/31/access-bank-computers-leaking-hacker-ihebuzo-steals-customers-data/amp/

This guy would be laughed on now for what he just did...in developed countries, he'll be groomed, trained and assigned a mentor cos he's got brains. The FBI, CIA, KGB could use someone with his abilities.

But yet again, what do i know?

ibawon:
60% of Lagosians are not worried simply because we have power less than 8hours

I'm worried because i happen to fall amongst the remaining 40%. Sometimes it goes uninterrupted for days.

Chosen1984:
The Mystery of the sea is yet to be known by Man.
The Creatures are gradually beginning to Crawl out and Show themselves..
They all are Reacting to What is about to Happen.
The Sea , the River, the Mountains, the Valleys are all Reacting all over the Earth.

Listen Folks! We are at the Endtimes. We are at the End of the age.
In all you Do or you are Engaged in Remember what is Paramount! Remember what is Most Important!
Eternity is what is Paramount!
Make Peace with God Almighty
Time is Running out..

Saying what he was made to understand as though he understands what he's saying

Obaawonuniversi:
Really do you know how many girls that are fight just to have me ��

Hmmm, someone missed Brighter Grammar classes

Officialhorlah:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.completesports.com/pre-season-osimhen-bags-hat-trick-assist-as-napoli-humilate-opponent-11-0/amp/

Against a 4th Division team ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
What's all this hypemanship about please? Some OPs ehnnn

Righteousness89:
That was a Huge Blast!
We have Had Various Blast in this Generation
Lebano, Syria, Saudi Arabia, etc

But There is a Blast that is to Come,
The Blast that Will Burst open the Graves of those who Died in Christ
The Blast that will Shake The World to its Foundation!
The Blast that would Change the Entire World.

It is the Blast of LAST TRUMP!

Get Ready For the Last Trump!!

IT is About to BLAST!

Saying what he was made to understand as though he understands what he's saying

WoundedLamb:
ASUU said "get lost"

Abi "Get Loss"⁉️
It's a wawu something.
Such arrant and blattant unprofessionalism cum vocabularised bruhaha.

JIGGYBOY:
Former Big Brother Africa Star, BEVERLY OSU showed off her curves while sunbathing in skimpy blue bikini in recent photo

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/CERDm3VAb-e/?igshid=8z7oqryozmoi

FOR MORE GIST: https://instagram.com/pecohub.media?igshid=sjhigz0pqln0

Some OPs will just balance and post off-captions...where's the "curve" here ⁉️

dukeprince50:
They will never know the struggle we went through with:
1. Getjar looking for a means to download 2go.
2. Waptrick (the original waptrick) not this wapdam or whatever they call it now.
3. Unknowingly downloading a Symbian game into your java phone .
4. Having to load google page
by page .
5. Downloading ringtones
Not songs o, Ringtones. Chai!! I did exploit then oo.
6. Downloading wallpapers and themes
Everybody had Chris Brown's but I preferred D&G or MJ themes.
7. Downloading one song, just one song o.. and that song will destroy your phone with virus
That's how I spoilt my Nokia Xpress Music.
8. You were a big boy (real big boy) if you could use a whole 1mb to download 1 game. 1mb
was like 1 terabyte then.
9. Where Sefan .ru was the main site with screen size download.
10. Choosing screen size before you download anything .. Not like now that all applications adjust themselves to your phone.
11. Exhausting your data before your download completes, just forget it. Your account balance
is 0.00naira.
12. There was one time MTN was advertising games that could be downloaded with N200. I called MTN and told them I wanted to
download the game. The lady that picked up told me that I should
wait for the game to land in my phone. N200 was deducted.. Many years after and I'm still waiting for the game.
13. Redwap was a top porn site.
14. Mini Nokia phones then like 2700, dey save MB.
15. Symbian phones, like Sony Ericsson then, don't have Bluetooth.. So we use infrared to transfer files.
And then it saves to your phone inbox. You go to message just to open the file.
16. If you did not play any version of splinter cell, u missed
17. If you did not play half screen game then you are not a game freak

Wow, www.phoneky.com, www.sharemobile.ro. mehn, memories

DonDemu:
I Got to the interview without my resume and when they asked me for it I just stared back blank faced, my throat was dry and when I wanted to explain that I assumed they should have it, as I started speaking, spit flew from my mouth onto the face of the HR staff. As she jerked backwards, her cup of coffee in her other hand spilled all over her white suit and she screamed because it was hot and she fell backwards onto the glass table which shattered.

I got up and left in a hurry and ended up crashing into the glass sliding door and it broke to pieces.

You're good @ scripting. Hopefully big movie brands will locate you. Don't give up bro, your lies are realistically intriguing