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GrandFinale2021:
you're very senseless for this trash.
stupid simp

...jeez! Why Such hatred? I hope it makes you sleep well.

Akuruoulo:
AND URZ MAKES NO SENSE EITHER

...your invalid input has been well read sir

GrandFinale2021:
Shut the hell up you simp

...i understand your pain bro. Just breathe, it helps

saphiere:
*member*

...you're a member only when you belong to a group. You can't be a member of a country, the same way one can't be a citizen of a club/association.
Terms exist for a reason. Do well to cross reference before trying to rudely pass corrections to others Madam.

Patrioticbreed9:
My senior brother called me and asked if i could help watch his house and shop in kano,that he will be traveling to angola for a project at first i objected infact this was not the first time i objected going to kano! I have always have this weird feeling concerning the northern part of the contry,after much begging and explaination i just have to agree even though it was like a death warrant! This is going to be the third time i will be taking a huge sacrifice for my bruv,he sent me his address through whatsapp and also transfered 25k for transport! Opps! Sorry for my manners... My name is pedro obiora am the last born of our family,am fair in complexion,6.5ft tall with a mid muscular physique am 28 years old.It was a breezy morning and i was praticaly set i called my brother,before i moved to park,i reached the park around 12pm it was almost an hour drive due to traffic from indepedent layout enugu to old park i looked round till i found a bus with board written katsina-kano-kaduna

...you're 28years old, fair in complexion, a last born with mid muscular physique, 6.5ft tall yet fail to see that there's a significant difference between I'M & AM.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
What is the difference between a CIVILIAN and a CITIZEN?

...a CIVILIAN most often refers to a person that's not actively serving in the armed forces while a CITIZEN is a legal resident of a country.

Offpoint1:
What relevancy is this news to the currently Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF

Offpoint1 on the beat with Offpoint english. Respect bros.

reccy:
Hello, this write up is solely from my own assumption and certainly from the general view of the "MEN" outside there. This is not a case of redpill or simp whatsoever..... This is however, a case of, "the right thing must be done".

Oya, lets roll........

1) Never put yourself at disadvantage to please her,: They don't worth it. Believe me, you first, your mother, father. Infact, your extend family before her.

2) Don't allow her to come in during financial crisis: to all my new 18 years old guys who, in the interest of the society, want to have a girlfriend, please never allow them to help you during your difficulties except if your want your issue to be talk of the town if things go south.... except if you are also ready to double it in future for her in CASH and not never in kind. They don't understand 'kind'.

3)Never tell her everything about you. Make a reservation and let her finds out on her own if she is curious about it, with that, you gain respects.....

4) Do not explain things to her when she is angry: Kindly give her space to calm down, kindly tell her the logic behind the whole issue and throw away that explanation.... We don't need it here!

5) *[b][/b]Never teach a girlfriend in a room with only both of you at home*: you and i know there is no discipline you want to show by wanting to teach on her visit. Uncle, are you a man at all?there is a greater chances that she will not learn anything unlike in a casual environment. Please save that and do the needful!....wink.....

6) Your parent should be the last place she should know while " girlfriending" and "boyfriending" each other. However, this can change a little when you are serious to marry her.
.......nobody should go and display fake responsibilities to my innocent mother before she would be on my neck when things get south...

7) Never allow her move in with you before marriage. It is a sin before jesus and Allah. They hate it.....
Kindly save the feeling and respect for marriage sake. It helps....

Do not show her your weak point: Ladies are good in capitalizing in such area. They have A1 in such area of concentration from the university above.

9) Never make the mistakes of showing or revealing your financial worth. You do that, you are doom.... Mine is to write, yours is to add meaning to it!

10) Never make mistakes of telling her you can do anything for her. Just let her know that you can do the right things for her. Make no satan incarnate make you go slap cultist on her behalf. Nah "on the run you go dy" till thy kingdom come.

11) add yours......

To read is yours, to understand is divine.....

...sometimes i wonder how boys (yes, you don't pass for a man) in this generation reason. This write up is total crap and it's funny how people click likes with reckless abandon. Haven stated 10 points that reduces you as a boy that you are, you still would go ahead to have sex with her yeah? This write up has nothing to do with any girl but has everything to do with A BOY THAT'S GOT HIGH ENDED INFERIORITY COMPLEX.
This is the worse post i've read in a while. How i wish there was a dislike button. Some guys have got some growing up to do. Same goes out to all that liked and shared this post.
GROW UP!

Warlord2014:
really! you can feel my pains?...even when i am not pained in any way.
funny dude...pls be sure of what you are feeling

...just breathe bro, breathe. i understand perfectly. you could breathe on my page if it helps

Warlord2014:
doesn't still disprove the fact that English is not your language, so stop feeling fly being able to speak well.... god of IQ.

...i can feel your pain. Just take it easy on yourself please.

jeff1607:
And what of people who don't keep companies or friends? What do they attract

...the concept of attraction isn't limited to just friends. Thought process is inclusive. So one can be a loner and attract things they delibrate on upon themselves

Warlord2014:
can you speak and write effectively with your mother's tongue?!!! be there celebrating the death of a language that is not yours .

...now i know for a fact, where you actually rank on the IQ ladder.

sisisioge:


I really dont know if its appropriate to reiterate that we attract who we are .

...you're so valid on this one. We are a true reflection of the kind of company we keep. We attract what/who we are.

blackboy:
Only a learner will always announce when he or she is coming. A big time learner and slow poke.
Always used this strategy and it works big time. Gives me the answers I need. Move on or stick with her. Never regretted it. Dont waste your life , time , years in a useless relationship.
Even I will say I'm not coming this period. I'm away. Even when im at her door talking to her im at home where are you? I always love the results. I cant be a fool.

...english died here!

prinsam30:
yes, over in China and it was

...and what was please? He didn't even mention any Nation's name and you're here saying "yes, over in China and it was".
Religious fanatics ehn!

FreeSpirited:
heavenly poverty feeling

...i feel sorry for the state of your mentality

FreeSpirited:
Lol...I used to...when u come back from school...Kulikuli 10naira and a bowl full of garri...God finally delivered me from the hands of Kulikuli and garri

...that feeling is heavenly

FreeSpirited:
The thought of Kulikuli came to me just right now and I can't remember the last time I cracked that skull and jaw breaking groundnut stone..
.
In those days, Kulikuli and garri was the mainstay of lunch.. Kuli-kuli, an emblem of Poverty food..
I stopped eating it after I left secondary schl. May God save us from poverty food. Do you still crack Kulikuli, or you are now too big for Kulikuli Like me

...nawa o, how's kulikuli a poverty food that needs saving from God bikonu?
Have you tried having it squashed in a bowl of g4 (garri), swimming alongsides milk/milo, iced water, et al especially when the weather is hot?

Righteousness2:
Davido Adeleke or those who love him should go to GOD Almighty in Prayers and Reject/Cancel such revelation.
Yes! It could be a revelation given to the pastor, but it could also be Cancelled.
There is so much power in the tongue if properly utilized.
Most Important is for Davido Adeleke to Genuinely Surrender to JESUS Christ and renounce any evil and begin to live for JESUS.
Whether we live or we die! This is what truly Matters

...why is it that your kind never prophecies good? Always bad/evil for individuals/nations.
Do y'all forbid good things or you just like bad things happening?

Lighthouse50:
Teach me how to make research. It seems google give a lot of false info.....

Not really false info, it's just stacked with what They (the White Supremacists) want you to know as Truth.

UDOKABESTLUV:
Update From . COM

A woman who bought meat pie in Onitsha was surprised to find egg in it and she took to Twitter to share photos of her purchase, Reports.

She tweeted as Obtained By :

https://mobile.twitter.com/__chinwe/status/1366394484267835393

...it's actually MINCE PIE and as such makers are at discretion to fix in whatever works for them. This is only trending because a vast majority know it to be meat pie hence the sharp contrast.

Nollywoodpikin:
It is very annoying to see the length ladies has gone in falsely beautifying themselves in this our jet age even though they don’t have the beauty in them.

Some has gone as far as making mockery of God that created them by using artificially made beauty chemical products for make ups thereby consciously telling God that He made a mistake.

See more photos: http://onevoiceng.com/after-god-fear-women-see-what-got-people-mad-on-social-media/

You must be a guy judging by the side of the divide you chose to assume...you should understand that every one isn't as happy with their physical form as you might be with yours, that's if you're any happier.
Some people modify/enhance to boost self esteem, some others for beauty & fashion, others for the need to feel belonged, some even are addicted to beautification/enhancements of their bodies, and so on. to every man his own. learn to appreciate what you don't understand and move on/learn from it if you must. everyone's got a hidden scar/story they aren't telling. whatever gives one joy, comfort & makes one happy and good with themselves is fine so long it's not affecting another person negatively.

why you had to bring in religion by means of the Creator making mistakes presumably was totally uncalled for though.

gospelkonnect:
The Restoration Apostle (Prof.) Johnson Suleman Officially Opens The Prayer Mountain "Mount Carmel" At The International Worship Centre Of Omega Fire Ministries.

Luke 6:12
And It Came To Pass In Those Days, That HE Went Out Into A Mountain To Pray, And Continued All Night In Prayer To God.

Mount Carmel Is A Place Where People Can Visit For Individual Prayer. A Sheltered Place Where Weary Laborers Could Come For Rest And Refreshing (Matthew 11:28)
But Primarily, A Place To Fellowship With The Holy Spirit Through Guided Prayers.
#GospelKonnect

...and he went with his personal digital photographer to capture moments when "he's in the spirit, praying" abi? Furthermore, fine-tuned and enhanced the images. choi! see script! ...abeg make i no talk, today is Sunday biko.

Uprightness100:
This is a Pictorial evidence of what Happens to us as humans when we go out and stay away from The LORD our Shepherd.

We become Shapless, Tasteless and Worthless.
Life outside the Shepherd of our Soul completely Changes our Identity.

The Good News is that as long as there is Life we can be Reconciled back to our Shepherd and our lives can be made Whole.

JESUS is the True Shepherd.

...i know it's still you o, but carry on

migeoart:
Nigeria my great country

N100 as of today wouldn't purchase the cheapest item on that list (Container for Oil @ N0.20k)...
this list ought to be laminated, preserved and put on display at museums & public places so theses RULERS would have a constant reminder of how they plunged a once prosperous nation into abject penury.

Righteousness2:
If Man has in His Sinful and evil state could Produce Mindblowing things as these, I begin to imagine what The ANCIENT of DAYS Has in store in Heaven for all who will accept HIS Free Gift of Salvation for all Humanity..

Brothers/ Sisters ,JESUS IS COMING! HE is at the Door.
I Can't Miss Heaven for anyone or anything here on Earth.
I don't know about you!!
Make your Choice!

...you again! what has architectural magnificence got to do with religion now? must we attribute everything and anything to religion? jeez!
now you're imagining "worldly" physical structures built by "wordly" nations with what's presumably attainable in heaven. Go out my brother, do good. make reasonable outreachs. let someone/people speak good of what you've done for humanity/salvation as you so profess, not all these online spewing of mindless garble on other people's thread to trend.

Righteousness2:
Interesting Shots..
With all the Guns, Bombs, and Fearful weaponery, they could not arrest Covid-19..

When I see the Ruggedity ,action and Preparations of all these Powerful Military Nations, all I see is how they are gonna be Deployed all over the world to Fish out all who try to hide From the Image and Mark of the Beast after the Sudden Disappearance of the People of GOD in the Event called the RAPTURE!!

It is about to Happen!
JESUS is Coming!!! Are you Ready??

...and the religious sect/cult you represent arrested COVID-19 ?
awon fanatical goons!!!

debuchy:
As seen on twitter. How a guy proposed to his girlfriend without the unnecessary drama.�

LEGENDARY!!!