₦airaland Forum

okikijamal:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/02/insecurity-fulani-herdsmen-arent-bandits-but-militants-fighting-ethnic-war-sheik-gumi/amp/

Explorerx:
Good morning nairalanders, please I need your advice on this matter.
I am final year student in a south western university. There was a girl that recently move into our compound, she is the indoor and church type. To cut things short I got her number from our yearbook and messaged her anonymously till I revealed myself and messaged her that we should go on a date because I like her, and I wanted us to start something.
She agreed and we became somehow close though we were at different states due to an holiday.
After like about two weeks she messaged me that she don’t want to go out again, that she don’t like going out . She convinced me to start going to church(I was a non practicing muslim).
We resumed school for our clearance and we continue talking, went to her place twice and talked about many things. Then on this unfaithful day around 7pm I ask her if she was busy and she replied that she was somehow busy but I can come. I told her I can tomorrow but she said if I wanted to come I can come anytime. I then made a stupid joke if I can stay overnight. I clarified and apologized that it was a joke but ever since then she doesn’t reply my message like before and always ignore my call.
I later tried to bring the topic about the date but she said she never agreed that we should go on a date and she is not interested in me.
Please how can I get the girl back. I really love her, It is just killing me inside.
Don’t mind my English

ashewoboy:
What A Man's Babe Sent To Him. Should He Be Worried?

StacyO:
I happened to enquire from some guys the benefits of a lady having huge butts but,the reply I got wasn't even logical enough.


I mean,many men go into marriages just cause of the appealing nature of a woman's flesh.

I can only but understand the trouble most ladies face when passing the street. You get this sort of attention that's totally embarrassing and insultive.


Those that don't have feel left out and will want to do anything to get huge butts,like going under the knife. Why? Cause they are being pressured and stigmatized.

Dear men of nairaland, can you please spot out the importance of big bum bum.
I need advantages, not satisfactages.


For those that'll bash me, I don't mean to bother your evening.



Taink yo.


Modified: For those enquiring about the size of my butt, check the diameter of your head.
Have you don't that?

Oya check the size of your woman's butt.
Have you done that?

Check the back of your car.
Done?

Check your bank account.




You can place my butt in one of the categories above. Thank you

frankleesehi:
https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2021/01/man-killed-by-unknown-gunmen-inside-his-car-graphic-photo/

Lalasticlala

frankleesehi:
https://hgsmediaplus.com.ng/2021/01/man-killed-by-unknown-gunmen-inside-his-car-graphic-photo/

Lalasticlala

HitlerGaddafi:
When I talk , you listen. There's nothing like field Marshall. In Nigeria and most countries over the world, It's a dormant rank reserved for a civilian president who is the commander of armed forces. That's what you can see on buhari and Jonathan . It's a 5 star rank.

HitlerGaddafi:
That's a ceremonial rank. Usually awarded to the president (GCFR).

HitlerGaddafi:
Firstly , from the construct of your sentence, you obviously think a major general is higher in rank than a general. You're wrong, a general is superior to a major general . A general is the highest rank of the army.

ifex370:
Guy calm down na.


But this is actually a bit insulting for the man to even post shows why his wife can ridicule him to that extent.

CandiceJay:
Hi �

fineboynl:
not forgetting I always spray this insecticide most nights to keep mosquito and cockroach away. and I believe it's the reason for the death.

classicfrank4u:
Instead of you to even steal better thing, u gYo dey steal hair

Amotolongbo:
You too return her fücked pussy

Akube1z:
How should we relate with the unbelievers.
The unbelievers are those who practice other religions aside Christainity and those who don't believe in Jesus Christ and God. It best we relate cautiously and firmly with the unbelievers so we don't get confused or convinced in sinning against God or engaging in unholy acts.

How best should we relate with the unbelievers in our working places / places we find ourselves in ?

adg98:
My laptop
He cost him 120K

Collinsemegreat:
Again the meeting between the Academic Staff Union of Universities and the Federal Government of Nigerian as ended in deadlock, Adjuned to 11th November, 2020... Details soonest

Righteousness89:
A huge blaze has engulfed the entirety of a 33-storey apartment block in South Korea.

The fire, which is believed to have started on the 12th floor of the residential building at around 11.07pm local time, has swept through the whole block in the Dal Dong district of Ulsan, a city northwest of Busan.

When the fire broke out firefighters rushed to clear the 136-household block of all residents.

Footage from the scene shows flames reaching high up to the top of the building as large slabs of concrete tumble down to the street below and smoke billows out into the night air.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdjRjdPlPYM

Source:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8820051/amp/Huge-fire-engulfs-entire-33-storey-apartment-block-South-Korea.html

Jones4190:
There is no different between a Bar and Bra, Once the are opened men go crazy.
Imagine a girl called Barbra

Righteousness89:
As you stand for your Right also Remember to Ensure that your Soul is Prepared for The other side of Life..

One Accidental bullet could End someone Life. What is Most Important is to be taken away from here without JESUS. No Matter the Celebration or Accolades you are given here on Earth ! It's a Waste!

Eternity is not a Collective Matter!
Eternity is a Personal Matter!

Kalatium:
As a Christians while growing up we were accustomed to a lot of Christian songs.

There are songs you must have been singing throughout your younger years only for you to be informed that you've been singing the wrong words all along.

Often times we hear wrongly the words to some of our favourite songs and at other times we repeat the lyrics we’ve heard from others and continue singing the wrong lyrics for ages.

The following are the top songs on my list :

1. We go hey, hey your name debade all the way:
This is one of the gospel songs that people have invented their own version. The appropriate words are "We go dey hail, hail your name, day by day all the way".

2.. The most Excellency is Jesus :
This is a very popular Nigerian song sang mostly by Christians. However, unknown to them, they have been singing it wrongly.

The original lyrics is, ' the most excellent king is Jesus '.

3. Osingo singo, praise the Lord:
Someone must have invented this sweeter version which sounds ‘better’ than the original one. The person must have thought the original version was boring and as such decided to give it a nice touch.

The right thing is, ' O sing my soul and praise the Lord' .

4. With thanksgiving, as we are living, sanctuary, for you :
This is another song that people have invented their own version. The correct version is, ‘ With thanksgiving, I'll be a living, sanctuary, for you' .

This is by no way Exhaustive, pls add yours.

Abdulazeez99:
Igbere TV reports that founder of the Synagogue Church of All Nations Prophet T.B. Joshua says he is praying for US President Donald Trump who announced he and wife Melania tested positive for coronavirus on Friday.

Joshua recalled on Saturday his prophecy given on November 6, 2016 just before Trump won the election.



https://twitter.com/SCOANTBJoshua/status/1312336792054571008?s=19

Igbere TV reports that several top White House officials have also tested positive for coronavirus just one month to the presidential election which the US Justice Department and FBI are envisaging would witness violence.

Meanwhile, Trump has been moved to a military hospital after his health grew worse.

Lalasticlala

benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1366850/lady-attacks-boyfriend-gifting-n15000-celebrate-birthday-photo/

NwaNimo1:
He rich but still poverty stricken,

Burna440:
We must not allow this guy to hold any political position or appointment in this country ���

Misslilbootay:
°°°
The money isn't showing in his body

chatinent:
Mine: We were notorious for terrorizing the neighborhood pressing door bells and running away. Me and a friend. It's kinda our job after school.

One day I met my Waterloo by pressing a dysfunctional one having its wires stuck out. It electrocuted me to my marrows and threw me to the other side of the road.

I no gree. I wait for Kunle make e return. As e land, I carry am go that same faulty bell. He was always my accomplice so he ought to share in the electrocution.

Short Kunle hands couldn't reach the bell. I volunteered to carry him on my shoulders. As he pressed the bell... in fact, wetin do me..my mouth no fit talk wetin do me that day.


Share yours. Keep the fun going young..

Luckydubby7:
https://thenationonlineng.net/icpc-discovers-school-feeding-n2-67bn-in-private-accounts/

Righteousness89:
The only People that will receive God's Punishment are :

Those who Refuse the Free Gift of Salvation from Jesus Christ..

Those who Depart this Earth without Jesus Christ ..

Those who Miss the Rapture and go ahead to take the Mark of the Beast

remsonik:
Our currency rate is really dropping down this days and this has been bothering me for a long while. I saw some five naira notes. It's been in my purse for some few weeks but I don't see what five naira can buy this days. Yet the CBN still prints it out. Is the five naira note going extinct?

Madibah:
My fat babe ..
She gave me 40k when I got admission to assist me then

But I still break her heart within 2 Weeks
Babes too much for school na