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RomanceLadies, Rich Handsome Guy Or Poor Ugly Guy? by Keketu(op): 4:26am On Jan 11, 2016
everybody know ladies prefer ugly guys to handsome guy because of the size of their binbon smiley but what if the ugly guy is poor and the handsome guy is rich? lady will you still go for the ugly guy?
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Picture!!! by Keketu(m): 9:47pm On Jan 10, 2016
OreoPaschal:
Dude,are you from Riverline areahuh wink
sad no . are you?
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Picture!!! by Keketu(m): 9:44pm On Jan 10, 2016
AbuadStudent:
Okay, So can you now rate the picture smiley .I did take what creating this thread might cause, that was why I added a short essay there, begging people who didn't care to just rate it. I seriously hope you do not think I'm immature for creating this thread (and apologising if it offended anyone)
no it didnt but what you must understand his look is the very decive the ladies are using today on men, half of them all have make ups bag in their everyday bags, carrying such around only shows how bad our whole mindset is turndown due to society thinking. for people to love you nowadays most will look at your look, why wont they carry make up around? i pray younger ones dont open this thread
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Picture!!! by Keketu(m): 9:18pm On Jan 10, 2016
AbuadStudent:
I guess I can't avoid bad comments afterall. Now that you've said what's on your mind, can you please RATE my profile picture?
my boy everything it not about look. see im a young boy too but many people love me not from my look but person to top it im dating a very mature and working class lady . is because looks? no its not, but maturity . smiley
RomanceRe: Please Rate My Picture!!! by Keketu(m): 8:15pm On Jan 10, 2016
boy who fought you with dat cut on your eye hair? and it seem you have low self esteem, trying to prove to yourself that people ( girl ? ) like you . greet aare
RomanceDiddyydiva Go To Church ! (warning) by Keketu(op): 8:11am On Jan 10, 2016
the spirit led me to tell you go to church !!
EducationRe: I Want You To Write A 10 Word Story by Keketu(m): 2:54pm On Jan 09, 2016
ExplicitContent:
You loose money chasing women,Never loose women chasing money.
you are a spudi boy, you lack manner
RomanceMiracy If You Are Reading This, Its Already Too Late by Keketu(op): 8:07pm On Jan 08, 2016
its already too late
RomanceIs It Acceptable For My Girlfriend To Beat Me Up? by Keketu(op): 9:07pm On Jan 06, 2016
my girlfriend is quite older than me, but there is funny development this days, we argue alot (normal couple things) but what i notice then is she alway treating me for example like saying iF YOU DONT SHUT UP I LL SHUT IT UP FOR YOU' bt i dont really see anything bad since she is the weaker vessel and im the guy. something happened on the 3rd of this month, she came home for the weekend n we attended church service together after church i noticed her fone was on silent but it was vibrating (waiting for her to drive us home) so i picked the call, the caller asked who i was and i told him her boyfriend , then he cut the call. when we got home i asked her about it and she repeated her usual line , i was so vexed i tried to forcefully grab her phone n read through her messages, she grabbed my hand , threw me on the sofa and beat me (including using our iron cord to tie an arm, and almost busted my testicule), although she later apologise. guys what do think?
RomanceRe: Ps How Do You Manage Friends With Gay Tendencies by Keketu(m): 9:22am On Dec 30, 2015
OreoPaschal:
Dn't be in a hurry to tag him a gay,its better you wait for him to hit the nail on the head.he is likely to mean no harm. cool
gay cu! gay ka! gay gay gay gabriel backgiver! GAYYYYYYYYYYUYYUUUUUUUUYYYYY
RomanceRe: (pic) Me 23 , Her 38 Age Is Nothing But A Number by Keketu(op): 9:03am On Dec 17, 2015
donTbone:
ok



Lemme know how many kids you gat when she enter MENOPAUSE! undecided
I bet you gonna cheat on her after 5-10years of marriage!
>>>>>> swerve
that should work itself out when we get to that phase
Romance(pic) Me 23 , Her 38 Age Is Nothing But A Number by Keketu(op): 8:58am On Dec 17, 2015
this is my orente, shes 15 years older than me but age is all but a number, shes got a small stature so people dont notice much, a quick + shes woking with fidelity bank smiley

RomanceRe: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand #copied by Keketu(m): 8:44am On Dec 17, 2015
Loyalblak007 lol i remember the other day u sat on my lap lol
RomanceHow To Make Girls Hate You (for Fine Boys) by Keketu(op): 6:03pm On Dec 15, 2015
some people will never understand this post but fine/handsome guy like me will understand how neccessary this is . many people dont know the no.1 fine guy problem: too many girls want to befriend us,they want us to start a convo out of nothing,they pedestralise us imagine we are one james bond that get all get all girls even if the atmosphere and situation is not right, some will even force themself on you. hmm , without further ado,

1. tell her shes fat
it has /lways work , especially when shes laughing and you dont like her

2.look at her and laugh 2 times
you have to do this two time for it to work, look at her when shes doing eyes like those female in television, then look at her , bust into laughter then get your eye away and repeat it again. this one work well.

3.give her your number, when she call say 'who is this?''
this one work on girl that have self respect but if it doesnt check no.4

4.during conversation ask her '' do u know a drug to cure syphilis ? ''
if she finally force you into conversation ask her that!

5. add your

lalatica please front page this will help fine guys like me
RomanceRe: Am Going Bald. by Keketu(m): 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2015
Ifakiland:
pick up line is weak bro....
bro you think im one of those young boy that say pick up before girl? i talk pure emotion.
RomanceRe: Am Going Bald. by Keketu(m): 12:16pm On Dec 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
sad sad
whenever i see your yellow body in picture whenever you upload it i always say woaw, i think i love you smiley
RomanceRe: Pls Can We Girls Stop This by Keketu(m): 12:13pm On Dec 15, 2015
profojah:
Why everybody just dey fight my jolllyjoy? sad
angry stop it she hes my wief
RomanceRe: Pls Can We Girls Stop This by Keketu(m): 12:12pm On Dec 15, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
why should I even be upset this early morning? I'm a happy dude mehhhhnnn. No time!


Nah! Far from what yur thinking. I'm on my way dear
bruv dont fight with my wife angry !!
RomanceRe: Am Going Bald. by Keketu(m): 12:09pm On Dec 15, 2015
prettythicksme:
shocked shocked bro na money i dey see all over dat head cheesy cheesy u gonna get rich soon! grin
the sugar in my tea. grin plea
CelebritiesRe: Fans Blast Smoking Solidstar For Thanking God [PICS] by Keketu(m): 2:44pm On Dec 14, 2015
angry people e kill it
RomanceI Think Im Pregnant (advice Needed) by Keketu(op): 8:03pm On Dec 12, 2015
this might sound wired but it not.

i had sex with my girlfriend few months ago before she traveled, shes working with a bank and im still a student , but i notice fluid like stuff came out of her into my manhood after bleep that day but i didnt really take it serious.. last week i start feeling sick in the morning, and i vomit regularly plus i feel something like a small baby with head moving in my stomach and my chest is quite painful. left for the sudden strike, attending class would ve been hellish. please am i pregnant?
SportsRe: With Asisat Oshoala And Uchechi Sunday by Keketu(m): 2:17pm On Dec 06, 2015
cruzita:
she happens to be my senior at rivers angels fc .she is a very quiet and friendly lady,she and uchechi happens to be best of friends at that time before she left for Liverpool ladies earlier this year and uchechi left for fcminsk Belarus.I can't forget she gave me the assist for my first goal during our training session at the club.I'm hoping to join them soon.picture taken earlier this year before she left still miss her though
wow. i love you please gime you number
EducationRe: The New Ooni Of Ife Meet With OAU Sug President by Keketu(m): 2:00pm On Dec 06, 2015
iameugene:
Today is my birthday cheesy i need like 100 likes thats enough to wish me a happy birthday + gifts
oleeeeeeeeee
PoliticsRe: [photos] Pro-biafra Protest In Onitsha This Morning by Keketu(m): 1:55pm On Dec 01, 2015
dtruth3:
All hail Biafra!
please dont live nigeria
EducationRe: FUTA Students Made To Kneel Down By Lecturer (PICS) by Keketu(m): 8:32am On Nov 29, 2015
dechandel:
Kneel down, and bust the lecturer's car tire later kiss
hello please dont live nigeria
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu: DSS Doesn’t Want you to see this!- pics by Keketu(m): 8:11pm On Nov 27, 2015
UmuEri:
now expect 300 likes. Biafrans lets show him love with likesssss!
please dont leave nigeria cry
RomanceRe: The Funniest Husband And Wife Fight I Saw In Naija (pls, don't try this at home) by Keketu(m): 8:08pm On Nov 27, 2015
kekakuz:
So your mum saw your landlords balls
Somebody is giving a bblowjob soon and it's your mama
theif ! you steal my monica!
FashionRe: Girls Wearing Condoms In Public (Photo) by Keketu(m): 3:07pm On Nov 27, 2015
ice25:
wooo this is creativity. ..

I think they are creating awareness on protection



some guys at sight of this is already peeing in their pants




End time dudes
lol you guys try so much to idolize yourself . hehe plea help me beg your fellow biafra girl not to leave
PoliticsRe: More Exclusive Photos Of Nnamdi Kanu In Court by Keketu(m): 7:44pm On Nov 25, 2015
TRIBALSTOOGE:
I am Biafran for infinity
please dont leave nigeria cry
RomanceBiafra Girls (pictures) by Keketu(op): 7:27pm On Nov 25, 2015
If you are a biafra girl say Hi" , im doing a survey . please this is important

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