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Career / Re: Male Boss Vs Female Boss: Who Is Easier To Work With? by Keketu(m): 7:44pm On Mar 10, 2021
chii8:
Some male bosses thinks that a woman should work for him in his office and his bedroom.
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TV/Movies / Re: Coming 2 America: Davido Watching His Performance In The Movie by Keketu(m): 2:30pm On Mar 06, 2021
pretydiva:
Heard its interesting tho. Hoping to see it soon
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Romance / Re: “Someone Should Marry Me It’s Urgent, I’ll Explain During Honeymoon” – Lady Begs by Keketu(m): 11:54am On Mar 04, 2021
pozehnani:
Lol...
What does she think marriage is all about? An escape route? I laugh. ..

Ok then. Nairaland men over to y'all.

Omooba969
Silentgropper
Keketu
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Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy To Perform At 2021 Grammy Awards Ceremony by Keketu(m): 1:22pm On Mar 03, 2021
Bluethong1:
Awwwww my crush!



I love you from afar OluwaBurna
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Nairaland / General / Re: I Notice Strange Marks On My Body When I Wake Up by Keketu(m): 9:51pm On Mar 01, 2021
Tina4yes:
Please I need answers. I recently started noticing strange three line marks on my body. Like scratches but this is deep with normally three lines and sometimes one line ( I have attached pictures). I do not drink, I always read my scriptures and pray before I sleep. I don’t have any pet. I live in a very clean house (abroad). I do not sleepwalk or have any health issue.

I noticed this before but recently started seeing more of the marks. Please does anyone know what this marks mean, how I can stop it, or any solution? Please don’t comment nonsense answers because I am very serious and need honest answers and solutions. Thank you so much.
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Travel / Re: My Trip To “Wine Country” | Napa Valley, California by Keketu(m): 6:59pm On Mar 01, 2021
Mstravelindiva:


Yes, I absolutely love wine. And it’s such a beautiful experience in Napa!

I’ve had the pleasure of wine tasting internationally in Italy, France, Greece and Hungary. Spain is on my list next!
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Family / Re: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by Keketu(m): 4:08pm On Feb 28, 2021
fati2001:


NOT INSTRESTED
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Career / Re: High Paying Skills You Need To Learn In Nigeria. by Keketu(m): 4:05pm On Feb 28, 2021
Talk2Bella:
Is learning a skill really important?

So, 4 years ago I wrote why learning a skill outside your university degree is really important, you can read about it here https://talk2bella.com/2017/07/04/why-every-nigerian-lady-must-learn-a-skill/. well, dem say who no go no know hahahahaha, Naija hard sha, e hard die, e hard pieces kudos to anyone out there holding it down because if you fit make am for naija trust me you can make it anywhere.

During my NYSC I enrolled in a fashion school to keep busy and also plan for the future incase the labor market wasn’t kind to me at least make I get backup plan ba? Anyway, I sha learn the work and I was lucky before I finished NYSC job came. The easiest job to get for a fresh graduate is always sales job and the purpose of this is to toughen you up for the real world.

Truth is sales is an interesting career building type of job, it will mould you for the real world and if you succeed in sales trust me you can succeed in any management position, its dynamism is unique. Anyway, I did sales for years and trust me when I sale ko easy mehn because Jehovah built me to be chubby, but I was just looking like pankere everyday of my life, I became a bonny structure and got massively addicted to coffee, I made money o I wont lie, but did I have the time to spend this money? No, I didn’t. sales shaped me, moulded me, gave me experience I wouldn’t have gotten if I had gotten a different job, I networked and engaged in training others as well, it built my confidence but at the end of the day I noticed I was becoming stagnant, I was doing the same thing over and over and over again, I was gaining experience in just one field without diversifying and then I decided to change career.

I have done things sha in the name of hustle, I have drastically changed from 4 years ago to today, it’s not about coming to the internet to make mouth, demean others and be a motivational speaker but I am here to still remind you that things are hard, and it might not get better soon, things are o but people still de cash out.

Let’s focus on the topic of this content mbok, I learnt fashion designing but I haven’t used it for a day, the plan is to make money and one day diversify where I open a fashion hub and outsource it to professionals. I have the knowledge already because I learnt this a while ago, but I do not have a passion for it, so it is really important if you’re going to learn a skill let it be something you really have a passion for cos this country will humble you.

Understanding Data: I honestly cannot deny that understanding and interpreting data is one of the best skills to acquire, I am currently on this path as my new career is focused on growth marketing which encompasses both digital and T-shaped marketing and this has to do a lot with collating, analyzing and Interpreting data. Truth is you do not need to be an expert in this field, having basic knowledge will get you the audience you desire and from there you can grow.

Photography/Videography/Cinematography and Graphics Design: trust me when I say professional photo and videographers are cashing out constantly, like waaaaaaaaaht. Not our olden days photographers o that we see at weddings who come to ask to snap you for like 500 Naira or so. For years now the Nigeria music and movie industry has boomed and is booming, and you can testify to the quality of contents that is coming out of the industry. TY Bello, Clarence Peters and their colleagues make a ton of money providing their services, it is important you know that they have been in the game for a long time and now they’re reaping their earned rewards. Being a Graphics designer in this era and being good at it is a testimony because if you play your cards well your works will speak for you both locally and internationally. Advertising agencies, small businesses, big businesses, freelancing gigs, just name it is going to be at your beck and call, but no be beans o because you need to put in the hours to be an expert in this field.

Digital Marketing: see ehn, concerning this level I no need to even de write epistle onto this matter, the koko be say anyone can be a digital marketer, anyone can do 1+1 and run ads on Facebook, Google, Twitter etc and cash out. There are tons of materials online to learn freely from it is one skill you don’t have to spend much money acquiring maybe just internet money and have a smart phone. Digital Marketing is complex and delves all the way to growth, performance, content, creative, email marketing etc so pick a niche and decide which one you’d like to excel in.

Fashion Designing/Makeup and Hair: I love has dynamic this skill has become over the years, growing up and visiting a tailor was gender specific, my brother visited a male tailor while my mum and myself visited a female one. Most of then sew just for their gender and weren’t even willing to experiment or go out of their comfort zone, but you see this life ehn, it is all about constant growth and we can see a lot of that growth in the fashion industry. Some male fashion designers even sew better than women in the industry, it is no more gender based and we see a lot of these people cashing out, dear naija yoot what are ye waiting for?

Makeup and Hair is another money-making skill I’d advise anyone to go into, wig making is a booming Industry and you know the funny thing? There’s this funny stereotype that a man or woman who ventures into the opposite gender’s trade will excel more than that gender e.g a man making hair for women, makeup etc will do better than a woman in that field, is this true?

Side Hustle: lol abeg make una leave me because to me side hustle is a skill, not everyone can combine 8-5 and still manage a side business. There are a lot of side hustles one can go into and the WWW has helped a lot of people start up and even prosper, a colleague told me a story of how his friend earned 30M in one day from Dropshipping my mouth dropped and spit was just drooling from the side hahahahah. Immediately I built an e-commerce store and started mini-importation shaperly. I made money o I wont lie, I am an experienced digital marketer, so it was easy for me to run ads to promote my business. I spoke to a colleague and good friend Abimbola who was into dropshipping and she put me through, gave me her contacts in China and voila I was making money until covid and dollar happened, I waited a while and decided to put a hold on it and go for my MBA in Marketing.

This writeup is about skills that are easily accessible and learnable, and I haven’t even covered half of it. There are tons of skills to learn that’s not about coding, app development, UX/UI because even me sef no get brain for this kain skills and I know not everyone can learn it, 1+1 de give me headache I no fit learn plenty coding abegi.

No kind hustle wey I never put my hand for, I don even do Tigernut Milk de supply people sef and we all know how having another source of income is very important in this economy. Salary no de reach person again, cost of foodstuffs don increase massively, Nepa bills don turn extortion and these days person gats de budget for self-protection because of herdsmen and bandits.

Learn these skills to supplement your income, but if your salary de shake your bank account every week with positive vibrations, guy you no need am just de enjoy you salary de go.

Learn more on my YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkRdYwDKVVc

Isabella Ibeji.
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TV/Movies / Re: Crossdressing In Skits In Nigeria: A Rising Concern by Keketu(m): 2:38pm On Feb 27, 2021
pozehnani:
These ones are acting now.
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TV/Movies / Re: Crossdressing In Skits In Nigeria: A Rising Concern by Keketu(m): 2:38pm On Feb 27, 2021
pocohantas:
Marketing strategy.

The female gender is way more entertaining than their male counterparts. If they choose to be just males, they will run out of content in record time.

It is the opposite with female contents. There are numerous skit ideas on women that would draw traffic, increase their views, ratings and of course engagements from men and women alike.

Unlike Bobrisky, these ones are still men with raging erectîons. Money just has to be made.

People have acted as Jesus, satan and three wise men. I don’t see why a man can’t be allowed to interpret a female character. I am actually in awe at how well they interpret these roles. It is not that deep...to me.



Lol @ future is female. Where is that chick sef?

I think it is more about men being overly interested in women affairs. Any topic on women and you’ll see men rushing to comment. Even here on Nairaland, they will comment more than women sef. These guys know it and they are using it to their advantage. It is nothing spiritual abeg, na simple marketing and economics.




The point exactly, these day to day topics are way more entertaining and more than that of men. If they do a skit on boring poor chatting skills of Nigerian girls, it will get engagements from men and women. That is the ENTERTAINMENT.

They are not DSTV or Supersports, so people subscribe to them for everyday content, which is very relatable to the average Nigerian.
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Car Talk / Re: China Unveils Luxury Motorhome With A Second Storey And An Elevator (Photos) by Keketu(m): 10:58am On Feb 25, 2021
Queenlovely:
When I lived in Palo Alto during the dot-com boom. A lot of friends lived in these caravan, they didn't care so long as they were closer to silicone valley


The government later banned it.
Good old days
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Family / Re: Is It Right For A Man To Marry His Sister In Law? by Keketu(m): 8:41pm On Feb 24, 2021
Newoldme:
He has been entering the place already.i dont support such act.
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Food / Re: How To Prepare Garden Egg Sauce (Pictures) by Keketu(m): 7:46pm On Feb 22, 2021
pocohantas:
Garden eggs can be used to make sauce, that is in addition to whatever purpose you knew it for, like welcoming in-laws or guests. cheesy

Even if you don’t like garden eggs like me, I can assure you, you’ll like this. lipsrsealed



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Family / Re: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by Keketu(m): 7:45pm On Feb 22, 2021
fati2001:


thank you

even if he find the genuine woman he go still ask for premarital sex and CHEAT (if she refuse another wahala).. stupid accusations will be bumping up e. g is she cheating on me,she is having sex outside,probably I'm the side nigga, she don't love me because she is not giving me sex.


WHAT A MESS.
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Romance / She Attack My Defend Please Help by Keketu(m): 7:43pm On Feb 22, 2021
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Romance / I Met One Of My Crush On Nairaland Today See What She Say.. by Keketu(m): 1:56pm On Feb 07, 2021
I know it against the rule but Everybody know I have 9 crush on nairaland today, today I met her she was coming from church very yellow we talk for 3min + because she's was rushing but we have arranged a meeting tomorrow .. wow thanks smiley

She said, this guy everybody will not know you are cute wow I love you .. ( I'm not lying )
Career / Re: My Boss Dropped An Internship Applicant Because Of This by Keketu(m): 10:20pm On Feb 06, 2021
pocohantas:


I know someone has to be dropped, but the guy seems bright and is humble.

Am not going to collect your CV.



My boss said the second he spotted it, he stopped reading the essay. I took my time to finish the essay though, the guy is quite bright.



Recent ke? He has been on it. cheesy
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Romance / Re: Marriage Kills Men But Uplifts Women. by Keketu(m): 7:23pm On Feb 02, 2021
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Don't mind them. I don't understand why they put that guy on a pedestal. He just showed his level of intelligence by the kind of women he sleeps with and went after with his lawyers. [/qoute] hi please the thread will not create here please have a good day.. please pm me thank
Romance / Re: Marriage Kills Men But Uplifts Women. by Keketu(m): 7:21pm On Feb 02, 2021
JovialJune:


Then marry a bitch who's got an asshole and long tool as their reproductive organ, whats stopping you? Abi tan wayray?
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Romance / Re: Moment A Nairalander Proposed To His Long Time Girlfriend (photos, Video) by Keketu(m): 10:55pm On Feb 01, 2021
Nickymezor:
Nice
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Family / Re: Our Wedding Pictures (White And Traditional) by Keketu(m): 10:37pm On Feb 01, 2021
MISSCONGENIALITY:
You think say if I see 100yrs old Oyibo I no go marry use commit leave una with fulani herdsmen?
The to waste time
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Romance / Re: Moment A Nairalander Proposed To His Long Time Girlfriend (photos, Video) by Keketu(m): 10:10pm On Jan 31, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
I love the ring but hate the nails cool
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Romance / Re: Each Time My Husband Releases Inside Of Me, The Sperm Goes Out - Lady Cries by Keketu(m): 10:06pm On Jan 31, 2021
Sports / Re: Anthonia Abisola: Female Footballer Shows Her Football Skills Online (video) by Keketu(m): 10:04pm On Jan 31, 2021
Beremx:
Impressive!!

Back in those days, I used to play ball and was a good keeper too. Monkey post was bae. Good old days.
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Romance / Testimony From Green Pill Boy Who Use Green Pill (evidence?) by Keketu(m): 9:42pm On Jan 31, 2021
Hi it has come to all Nigerian people that some guy don't know the efficacy of the international get girl code by bad boy player kettle . but finally today various evidence from guy who use green pill for get girls


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Food / Re: How To Make Spicy Goat Meat Stew (video) by Keketu(m): 7:02pm On Jan 31, 2021
pocohantas:


Commot hand for my clothe joor! grin
I have someone who has been so helpful at no cost. Teaching me the basics and all I am willing to learn. I have even tried, because me and things like this do not go hand in hand, so I am quite pleased with myself.

Lol @ not fear me again. That’ll be good for them, so they can get productive and stop trolling/taking side shots because me I get plenty things to do with my time this year.

I’ll do something else and tag you again. Let’s check my improvement. kiss
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Food / Re: How To Make Spicy Goat Meat Stew (video) by Keketu(m): 7:01pm On Jan 31, 2021
chival:
Nice. Left you a comment on your channel. Adding voice narration will allow you infuse a bit of your personality into your videos, and make them more vibrant. Good job!
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Romance / Re: Does She Really Likes Me Or Pretending Hard by Keketu(m): 6:48pm On Jan 31, 2021
merieam16:
y u laugh grin
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Romance / Re: Does She Really Likes Me Or Pretending Hard by Keketu(m): 6:47pm On Jan 31, 2021
cybernaut:
Hello Friends,
I meet these girl about three months ago . I used to call her on phone we talk a little bit and said goodbye to each other at the end of the call but she don't call . I offer her some little help like giving her some cash not too big or too small even offer her little gift .

My mind is agitating to me that she is not really into me. Please I need your good suggestions here now am thinking to go my own way because I can't be with someone who don't know how I feel.
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Crime / Re: Hoodlums Shoot Man Dead In Umuahia, Dump Body In Drainage (Graphic Photo, Video) by Keketu(m): 6:14pm On Jan 31, 2021
Bola146:
Who else is tired of hearing these bad news everyday Why not good news in Nigeria
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Romance / Re: Two Girls In Love With Me , Don't Know Which To Choose. by Keketu(m): 10:17pm On Jan 30, 2021
merieam16:
okay o....Frm ur story, i can see u love the first one more than the second one, so d choice is urs
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