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Romance / Guys Hi Please Help How Do You Toast Yellow Girl? by Keketu(m): 4:26pm On Dec 17, 2020
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I saw a one new one today
Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by Keketu(m): 4:22pm On Dec 17, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Can you believe this is in Nigeria?
cheesy cheesy cheesy wow
Travel / Re: Can You Believe This is Nigeria? Travelling As A Single Nigerian Lady (Pics) by Keketu(m): 4:21pm On Dec 17, 2020
Blossomfirst:
Travelling teaches you to love irrespective of diverse belief, religion and opinion; Nigerians are good hearted!

Modified
I am on Frontpage!! Wow!!!!! Just Wow!
a new yellow girl cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Top 5 Bluepill Nigerian Musicians AKA Simps by Keketu(m): 3:03pm On Dec 17, 2020
Shortyy:
Block button should really be introduced on this forum. That insignificant object up there that keeps mentioning me needs to be blocked.
wow a yellow girl shocked
Pets / Re: Meet The Two Cute Baby Birds I Saw On My Inverter Box by Keketu(m): 7:14pm On Dec 16, 2020
Thattallgirl:
Hi, nope
wow thanks...

Sorry are you the yellow girl on nairaland advert
Pets / Re: Meet The Two Cute Baby Birds I Saw On My Inverter Box by Keketu(m): 2:47pm On Dec 16, 2020
Thattallgirl:
That's just wickedness cry Can't Nigerians have birds as pets embarassed
hi please are you the yellow girl on nairaland advert ?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Felt Bored All Night So I Decided To Upload My Picture by Keketu(m): 10:57am On Dec 16, 2020
doggedfighter:
Nairaland boys.

This one curse and abuse women here too. undecided
please are you the yellow girl on nairaland advert ?
Romance / Re: Romance N'landers Girls I Hate. by Keketu(m): 8:46pm On Dec 15, 2020
BaddieFreak:
Mumu thread
hi please are you the yellow girl on nairaland advert ?
Romance / Re: Congratulations To Me, I Bought A New Car Today(Photos) by Keketu(m): 8:36pm On Dec 15, 2020
BaddieFreak:

Thank you sir
hello good morning please are you the yellow girl on nairaland advert? please help
Romance / Please Who Know This Yellow Girl ? by Keketu(m): 8:27pm On Dec 15, 2020
Hello please who know this yellow girl on nairaland advert? please help
Romance / Re: My 2nd Crush In Nairaland. Who Can Guess D Person? by Keketu(m): 2:23pm On Dec 14, 2020
obembet:


Come and do Xmas for me joor
wow please pm thank shocked I will cebrate it for you k
Travel / Re: A Question For Nigerians Living In Diaspora by Keketu(m): 11:02am On Dec 14, 2020
Caracta:
Well for me, I think it depends on the scenario. By the way, I live in California.

At school (college), the people around me find it exciting especially my professors. They want to learn more about my culture. Working with patients at a clinic, my accent gives me away as a Nigerian and only one 'salty' person asked about the "Nigerian Prince". Apparently, he was scammed badly by a Nigerian and he took it out on me. He was literally screaming the place down. Long and short, we became friends.

When I worked as an elementary school teacher, I realized many of the students have different orientation about Africa. They didn't even know Nigeria per se so I was always carrying a map around to show them. I was sick of explaining that Africa was not a country with animals on the streets. A little boy even told me he heard they eat humans in Africa and he asked if I was going to eat him too.

As for my friends (non-African), oh those ones are the sweetest. They say Nigerians talk so loud you would think they were fighting. One day, I had my two small wraps of fufu and vegetable soup with assorted meat, and my friends were legit scared for me. They were like, "do you want to die? How can you eat all of that?" They think we do things at the extreme...eating, talking, dancing, playing, etc. Even our names are so long. Lol.

Overall, I've had a good time. I am a proud Nigerian...a proud African. My daughter wears ankara fabric dress to school once a week or two. I wear my culture like a hat and I am not sorry I am black!
. Wow my new wife cheesy
Education / Re: Rep The Secondary School You Attended And Meet Your Ex School Mates Here by Keketu(m): 9:20pm On Dec 12, 2020
Denique:

You are too?! Annexe, pls?
yes , I feel lucky today l
Romance / Re: List Of Nairaland Lady Who Owe Me Onion *PM Me Now !! by Keketu(m): 9:16pm On Dec 12, 2020
TheKingOfCrumb:
Change the font you are using bro
one pm, the other have fail to
Education / Re: Rep The Secondary School You Attended And Meet Your Ex School Mates Here by Keketu(m): 8:20pm On Dec 12, 2020
Denique:


Wow! Don't tell me it's what I'm thinking! shocked
...2009.
wow something happen in me shocked
Education / Re: Rep The Secondary School You Attended And Meet Your Ex School Mates Here by Keketu(m): 8:18pm On Dec 12, 2020
Denique:


You wanna reveal yourself?! cool
something happen in me shocked
Romance / List Of Nairaland Lady Who Owe Me Onion *PM Me Now !! by Keketu(m): 8:11pm On Dec 12, 2020
they all owe me onion , please pm me now, after you see this, I'm available to collect throughout next week

Tonalphs

Muttyqueen ( two times )






Romance / Rate My Romance Shoe by Keketu(m): 6:18pm On Dec 10, 2020
A nairalander lady who pm me last week got this me after I send my picture and video .. thanks so much, she say she don't want to mention , although she very popular her .. thanks I no you view .. this is beginning of our love thanks cheesy

Celebrities / Re: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by Keketu(m): 2:46pm On Dec 10, 2020
starbuck:
shocked shocked shocked While my 7 years old is here chopping mama thank ma, better i show her what her mates are up grin grin
wow please pm me thank, shocked
Politics / Re: Abuja ENDSARS Protest Records' Massive Turnout by Keketu(m): 2:29pm On Dec 07, 2020
loveth360:
Igbos shouldn't join yorubas in this their protest.






Small time now they will start shouting yoruba runo like monkeys.
hi since I view your something happen in me shocked
Romance / Casalindal Help Before I Use This by Keketu(m): 2:24pm On Dec 07, 2020
Hello Casalindal , this is an open letter to prove my undie love, since I view your picture something happen in me, please pm me , there are rope around me, please cry
Fashion / Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by Keketu(m): 2:09pm On Dec 07, 2020
adeolaSexy:
T
wow something happen in me shocked
Fashion / Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by Keketu(m): 2:07pm On Dec 07, 2020
CalliDora1:
Your color may not come back to chocolate immediately or as it was before. You may go back 2shades darker than you were if you stop the cream, as a result of HQ . So you need to slowly wean your skin off HQ by exforliating and using some repair cream to get you back to your normal shade. Though it will take time.

wow cutey... shocked

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