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 Romance › Re: 3 Ways To Know A Girl Is Still A Virgin by Keketu(m): 1:24pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
LadyPayne:are you a virgen?  you are . i not it from you comment |
| Nairaland General › Re: Which Five Romancelander Will You Miss Most If Your Account Is Deactivated by Keketu(m): 8:04pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
missclasssy:thank for missing me lady.  |
| Romance › Magic! How Your Future Spouse Would Look Like by Keketu(op): 4:53pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
Think Of a number from 1 to 10 ..... If you think 1 = Very Short and Aggressive If you think 2 = Dark, Caring and Supportive If you think 3 = Handsome/Beautiful Endowed Joystick/ Boobs but clingy and dependant If you think 4 = Kind and Understanding , very religious but hot tempered If you think 5 = Very dark or very Yellow but social savvy and really cool guy/ feminine chick If You think 6 = Vert tall and Skinny, little Muscles/buttocks If you think 7 = Rich, Hardworking but abusive ( physical / words ) If you think 8 = average height , sly and cunning If you think 9 = Full beard with soft voice (male ) Very hairy ( female ) or Feminine guy/ dominant lady If you think 10 = Hmmmmm |
| Romance › Romancelanders Please Leave My Girlfriend Alone by Keketu(op): 4:56pm On Apr 17, 2015 |
shes a nairalander and a romancelander i wont mention her moniker cause of her privacy, but please leave her alone . she called telling me a very popular romancelander who has been bugging her for months send her a pm again few minutes ago, please stop.. you know yourself  stop. |
| Romance › Re: He Saw My NAKEDNES.S by Keketu(m): 8:25am On Apr 16, 2015 |
Blackett:raw truth... |
| Romance › Re: How A Woman Sees The Man That Deflowers(disvirgined) Her by Keketu(m): 4:33pm On Apr 15, 2015 |
falconey:shut up! you this yellow mango .. btw do how is ikeme? |
| Celebrities › Does Dbanj Smoke ? Picture Evidence by Keketu(op): 12:05pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
PLEASE I WILL REALLY LIKE TO KNOW IF D'BANJ SMOKE CUZ I HEAR HE USE SMOKERS GEL FOR HE LIPS. |
| Health › Re: Photos: Ladies, This Is What Happens When You Wear Body Shaper... by Keketu(m): 10:01am On Apr 10, 2015 |
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| Romance › 10 Most Use Nigeria Ladies Green Lights Revealed by Keketu(op): 11:30am On Apr 09, 2015 |
i was reading a poit on main page just moments ago and i found out many guys dont know what green light is you cant get ladies if you dont know what green light is so i want to help guy out . [b]1. If you see a ladies winking/smilling to you more than two second 2. Many amateur ladie with little or no vast experience with distance green light might  3. If you see a lady dance (styly chaking bum bum) or nodding head or sing without music when you are around 4. If she say please borrow me your pen , then she return it few second later and say 'THANK YOU' ( tiger ! dont let he prey go! )5. A girl stranger ask you out of the blue, ''please what is the time? my phone is in my bag'' 'where is this lecturer, have you seen him today?" 'is that iphone? me i am using blackberry z10? " 6. If a girl touch you when you are having a neutral talk. he touch your beard, arm or hold you hands 7. If you knew her on a neutral ground call her that you are sick, if she immediately turn to a nurse and a cook ( she bring mr bigg and parastamore ) tjis is not only green light but also a wife material light 8. Talkative turn shy when you are around ( lier she can curse ehn )9. If a lady readjust her cloth and avoid your eye contact form distance 10. Please flash me.[/b] BONUS IF SHES ASK YOU FACE TO FACE , 'WHATS YOUR NAME?" YOU ARE DONE! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST DUMMY OF THE CENTURY! IT MEAN SHE HAVE GIVEN YOU MILLION GREEN LIGHT BUT YOU DONT RECONISE. hopefully by this point that will never happen again for the rest of your life since you now know the greenlights. |
| Romance › Re: Naughty Sexual "Plays" We Did As Kids by Keketu(m): 11:55am On Apr 08, 2015 |
Pinkiedearie:corn seller how much is one corn? |
| Romance › Re: Naughty Sexual "Plays" We Did As Kids by Keketu(m): 11:52am On Apr 08, 2015 |
vjsmiles: |
| Romance › Re: ~ Happy Easter To All Romancelanders/ Nairalanders by Keketu(m): 7:20am On Apr 05, 2015 |
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| Romance › Re: . by Keketu(m): 2:10pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
elantraceey:lies.. Op you self.. what do you want them to say? NO? |
| Romance › Re: ONE Trick You Can Use To Get A Girl To Take You More Seriously Than Other Guys. by Keketu(m): 1:24pm On Apr 04, 2015*. Modified: 2:19pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
dont UNVEIL your fellow brothers secret GRAVE YARD in order to make quick cash... what you are going to achieve with this is a clone of a NATURAL , a f..ked up mediocre, half baked GUY with no solid foundation that will with few OPPOSITE of his expectation turn back to the MATRIX. You dont learn to unplug , you unplug... 5 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Miss Romanceland 2015~finals.. by Keketu(m): 1:15pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
zicoraads:woman wrapper.. please stop disgracing men. Lala247 dont mend him, he just joking |
| Romance › Re: Miss Romanceland 2015~finals.. by Keketu(m): 1:13pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
Lala247:*check her dp* plea are you residencial in this thread? |
| Romance › Re: Miss Romanceland 2015~finals.. by Keketu(m): 1:05pm On Apr 04, 2015 |
zicoraads: whats so special in that? bro seriously shes just there |
| Romance › How I Mistaken Slept With My Friend by Keketu(op): 8:31pm On Apr 02, 2015 |
yesterday me and my friend party alot and we got a little drunk then we enter a room for convinient and we slept . when i work up this morning i saw the guy snoring heavily with a strong smell of beer in he mouth. i regret sleeping beside him 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Politics › Re: Femi Otedola And Dangote Visit Buhari, Congratulate Him (Pics) by Keketu(m): 7:25am On Apr 01, 2015 |
ggrin:you and who? simple cleaner toilet job you are not fit  |
| Politics › Re: Bode George Has Promised To Leave Nigeria Soonest Over Buhari's Win by Keketu(m): 4:43am On Apr 01, 2015 |
long live keketu. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Pls Answer Me, I Love You by Keketu(m): 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
AbuMikey:ha wa you bro? 1 Like |
| Romance › Picture Of The Girl I .... Yesterday Night by Keketu(op): 1:13pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
i picture of the girls i chat with yesterday night, they are two 1 Like
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Seun Pls Answer Me, I Love You by Keketu(m): 1:04pm On Mar 29, 2015 |
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| Romance › How To Win Miss Nairaland For All Contestant by Keketu(op): 1:41pm On Mar 24, 2015 |
ladies, if you want to win the next upcoming miss nairaland pleas start proactively right now.. 1. message every guy on romance section 2. call every male you mention 'hello dear' 3. follow alot of guy, especially popular guy like me 4. dont ignore private message 5. always wear make up in you picture 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Thinks He Looks Like Usher (photo) by Keketu(m): 8:43am On Mar 22, 2015 |
rokiatu:nigress be do everything to liok like nikky minaj with all those wrapper and gale u put inside ur cloth to form big bittom . fake |
| Romance › Re: Tricky Question From A Friend Ish. by Keketu(m): 7:15am On Mar 21, 2015 |
Dont do it |
| Art, Graphics & Video › Re: 11 3d Tools For Easy Workflow by Keketu(m): 7:42pm On Mar 17, 2015*. Modified: 2:59am On Mar 18, 2015 |
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| Romance › ''im A Virgin' Says Keketu by Keketu(op): 3:03pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
the superstar badboy keketu has decided to come out clean about his sexuality, speaking to wikipedia.com he said '' alot of nairaland ladies have been sending countless of pm asking me about my sexuality, what they must understand his i dont like like talking about sex and relationship, im a virgin and i dont want to destroy this great reputation since im waiting for the right one in in my welding night ’ when asked if hes currently in a relationship with any romancelander, he replied ' the pm'es and private pressure is too much since everybody like to date me, but ive got my eye on ireneony and dechandel he concluded 6 Likes 66 Shares |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Keketu(m): 3:20pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Vickybee:whats wrong with this one self .. go away joor shes not even light skin |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Keketu(m): 3:17pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Blackett:i wooed the most controversial romancelander and i came out on top , i should be the one talking about seduction tips |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Keketu(m): 3:15pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Vickybee: are you jealous? lol.. thanks for correct in my english |
| Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge Season VI [MEN'S AUDITION] by Keketu(m): 2:31pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Blackett:btw bro when was the last time u seduce a lady and she accepted your proposal? |
Damn! You are endowed 
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