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Romance / Niaraland Please Help Me Toast This Girl In Pm by Keketu(m): 8:51pm On Jul 25, 2021
Hi I have be toasting this girl in pm but she did not reply my pm please help me toast her in pm as if it was me. here is her name - twaci

Romance / Re: The Disadvantages Of Being Handsome by Keketu(m): 8:33pm On Jul 13, 2021
Ya'll claiming to be handsome, post your picture let's see.
Lightening is waiting to fire one ugly efulefu who is claiming to be fine cheesy grin

**modified ***
OP if you're the one on your DP, then its disappointing.
Like WTF!
Who is giving you such hope of being handsome? No offense.
wow please pm me tonight please
Romance / Re: Love Is Ruining My Life Please I Need Advice by Keketu(m): 8:59pm On Jul 06, 2021
chop knuckle grin
hi please I have money please rush me
Romance / Re: Simp 101 (check..pics..am Ashamed)>thread by Keketu(m): 5:17pm On Jul 01, 2021
StacyO please pm me tonight


Music/Radio / Re: BET Awards 2021 Winners (Full List) by Keketu(m): 11:22pm On Jun 28, 2021
My crush! Congrats.
wow nice lip wow please pm before tomorrow night please
Romance / Re: Virgin Girls Click Here by Keketu(m): 10:30pm On Jun 27, 2021
234 virgin girl on nairaland wow
Romance / Re: I Need Help In My Relationship ❗ by Keketu(m): 10:28pm On Jun 27, 2021
mtcheew.. deal wit it.. u dumped a girl u have been dating for 5years for anoda girl for wat reason abeg? and u nw expect ya life to be meaningful... ntorr
hi I love your comment today please on me thanks my name is keketu
Sports / Re: UEFA Announces That Away Goal Rule Will Be Removed Next Season by Keketu(m): 4:51pm On Jun 24, 2021
dem say na ffk chick..
cry is it true it he dating now??
Sports / Re: UEFA Announces That Away Goal Rule Will Be Removed Next Season by Keketu(m): 3:50pm On Jun 24, 2021
Nice one...
hi.. wow please is this that fine girl tolunazzal?
Romance / Re: BE SINCERE!! Can You Sleep In The Mortuary For A Night Without Electricity For 1 by Keketu(m): 3:09pm On Jun 17, 2021

Lol we are in the evening.... A lovely evening to you...
the best nairalander in the world kiss kiss kiss kiss


Romance / Virgin Girls Click Here by Keketu(m): 10:37pm On Jun 16, 2021
please virgin girls only
Romance / Re: BE SINCERE!! Can You Sleep In The Mortuary For A Night Without Electricity For 1 by Keketu(m): 10:30pm On Jun 16, 2021
God forbid bad thang! I can't do it....
Lami good morning


Romance / Re: How Do U Know He's A Playboy? by Keketu(m): 11:28am On Jun 09, 2021
Hi please don't reveal our secret get girl here please undecided
Romance / Help I Embarrass Myself In Front Of My Crush by Keketu(m): 8:05pm On Jun 04, 2021
Hi please help.. today Friday night everybody outside including my crush , so I try to pass a corner of the building everybody pass but I miss then I stumble and I try to hold myself so I won't fall but I keep stumbling till I hit my head on a tree and finally fall. My crush was part of people saying "heya" sorry o" please help how can I regain my bad boy persona in her face help


Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley Shows Off His Dogs (Photos, Video) by Keketu(m): 11:11am On Jun 04, 2021
Am coming grin
hello hi please message me today please thank
Romance / Re: Is This The Biggest Boil You Have Ever Seen? by Keketu(m): 10:42pm On Jun 03, 2021
Add graphics pls , how can you keep such a dirty armpit though sad
hi please message me tonight please
Food / Re: Yoruba Girl Eats Igbo Food (abacha) For The First Time (pics, Video) by Keketu(m): 5:30pm On Jun 03, 2021
My name is Tolu and I'm a Yoruba and there's this Igbo delicacy that i've been wanting to try. It's called Abacha or African Salad and I decided to film myself having it for the first time.

Have you ever eaten it? Did you like it?


Wow most beautiful eating ever in the world wow thanks kiss kiss

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Crime / Re: Male Scammers Use Silicone Breast Prosthesis To Pose As Sexy Women Online (Pics) by Keketu(m): 6:58pm On May 31, 2021
They can only scam foolish men who can't control their cocks.
hi please woman is not expect okay??
Romance / Re: I Took A Walk Into My Prison Today And Here Is What Went Down by Keketu(m): 12:38pm On May 31, 2021
Take a look at these
hello plea , a lady is not expect this please
Romance / Finally Research Agent Come Through!! Where Nairaland Girl Are (picture) by Keketu(m): 9:08am On May 22, 2021
Hi finally detective agent come through, where nairaland girl are!!!

many guy looking for girl on nairaland is looking in romance session when in truth they are in fashion session . this was discover after my detective reasch i conducted after 3 week of talking to nairaland girl, she reveal that many guy think it romance but it is fashion session they are undecided
Romance / Re: Another Broke Nairaland Guy Just Displayed His Stupidity. Rubbish. by Keketu(m): 10:00pm On Apr 14, 2021
But isn't it just a song? NL redpillers are probably his muse and I bet he can't keep at sending that singular message, if he hopes to have a long and successful music career. I hope you are not one to believe all that horse shit about illuminati too?
Romance / Re: Another Broke Nairaland Guy Just Displayed His Stupidity. Rubbish. by Keketu(m): 9:59pm On Apr 14, 2021
So there is this guy that was always posting about his struggles doing music and I felt for him because I use to have interest in music too.

When he finally released his track I rushed to download it and I was surprised hearing the rubbish message he was passing across about a lady wanting to collect his money without him touching her, does he look like Charity.

I don't know how many times we need to explain to these guys that spending on a lady doesn't make you feel entitled to a woman's body simple. why can't guys normalize spending on women without demanding anything in return? Very irritating "as you want money na so I get konji" Mr man go and get a girlfriend then normalize rendering help for females without demanding anything simple. Mscheeew

please forgive him please, please pm thank
Business / Re: Aliko Dangote Celebrates His 64th Birthday Today by Keketu(m): 11:32am On Apr 10, 2021
Happy birthday
Lord I tap from his grace. embarassed
wow please pm thank
Celebrities / Re: Rudeboy: You Are An Illiterate If You Mock One For Sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic by Keketu(m): 11:45am On Apr 07, 2021
Paul of former PSquare group has this to say to all of you that insult people for sounding Igbotic, Yorubatic or Hausatic...

I heard some parents pay hundreds of thousands in Lagos to have their kids learn to speak like Brits.

Let’s also stop mocking our amiable President- President Buhari. grin

And Kanu Nwankwo...
Okocha, Emenike... cheesy
please pm me thank
Romance / Help All Nairaland Girl Say I'm Sexy by Keketu(m): 9:23pm On Mar 28, 2021
finally it is confirmed. after the 3rd pm today a girl finally confess to me wow
Romance / Re: Why Are Nairaland Men Obsessed with Mé?? by Keketu(m): 9:21pm On Mar 28, 2021
I Have really been on a low key this days, trying to mind the business that pay me and also staying focus with my family and building a lovely home. Yet men keep sending me their dick picture that I never solicited for.... I honestly can’t keep up with this anymore. so will be deactivating my account, but before then let me leave you guys with this picture of mine. Take a look before it’s gone. Okay bye
please send me pm thank
Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by Keketu(m): 5:20pm On Mar 28, 2021
She is lovely. I wish you both all the joys of marriage. Congratulations.
this could be us in 2024
Romance / Re: My Challenge To Women Here: Show Evidence And Get N100,000 by Keketu(m): 2:48pm On Mar 28, 2021
I am throwing this challenge because I saw a post wherein a lady here disgraced the men here who have been sending her DM by saying they are in her prison.

She provided some evidence of the men who have been disturbing her by sending DM.

So my thread is that I challenge any lady to show evidence that I have ever sent her a DM on Nairaland and I will give her N100,000.

This my post is the evidence and you can sue me if you provide evidence but I don't give you the money.

You can write the mod to ban me if I default.

In fact such a lady doesn't exist here because I don't send PM to any lady and I will never do that because I respect myself.

You see what I have been warning men about here.

When I talk,men see me as their enemy.

Now they have disgraced them and they will continue to disgrace them.

When I say that men should also show women that they (the men) are also important sexually, men would react by calling me names. They see me as an enemy who is out to stop them from enjoying their shame.

I am one of the most hated here by the male gender because I am of the opinion that men should not allow women to look down on their sexuality.
hi please don't say this please please please, nairaland create DM so we will DM anybody especially girl and guy alike for each other please please please
Romance / Re: happy birthday to me [photos] by Keketu(m): 3:50pm On Mar 27, 2021
Good morning nairalanders today is a day I want to come out in the open to celebrate my day, It has never been easy leaving inside your closet for over 21 years of your life , I won't want to bore you guys with my wahala but nairaland has been a place that have really build my confidence in my day to day living, I don't celebrate birthdays or talk about it you know why ??
because instead of people to celebrate me they always sees me as a sex object with disheartening comments like, wow big ass laddy,, your are huge.. can we meet I will pay what u want.. even my lecturers in school do same in class they will be like where is that girl with a big ass.

this comments has really gotten me depressed, so because of this I have always mentain my lane and this is turning me to an introvert, no friends, no body to associate with, always reserve and it seems like my life was a waste. But the few time I have been on nairaland going through people's thread and comment I think I can do better and what people thinks about me don't really matter anymore, im better than their negative reviews and yes I'm the big ass girl I have accepted the name and my only problem now is to learn how to socialize with friends and colleagues...

so today is my day pls someone should show some love happy birthday day to me (the big ass girl)

many more years to come.... pls someone should show love oooo even if una send me money e no go bad if is call u can give me I will be happy or u can add me up on WhatsApp or Instagram @ bella_heart or WhatsApp 09024227961...

Sorry pls pardon my write-ups i'm new here I don't know how to compose a nice thread.

rainbow King
wow can you pm me thank
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by Keketu(m): 10:22am On Mar 26, 2021

Nothing yellow here! shocked shocked shocked

And I don’t know how to send/receive messages
wow shocked shocked shocked
Health / Re: Men’s Sex Organs Are Shrinking Because Of Phthalates Chemicals, Pollution by Keketu(m): 9:41pm On Mar 25, 2021
Theory: Maybe it’s some sort of karma. Since men have been overusing them and being led by them, in fact the male desire for power and domination has led to the pollution we are experiencing... perhaps karma will cause the manhood to shrink and it will be rendered useless to bring balance to society. cry cry cry
wow fine yellow girl please pm me thank

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