Health / Re: Educate Me On How To Stop My Boxers From Smelling by Keketu(m): 10:05pm On Jan 07, 2021 |
Xantel: Shave private parts, scrub those area very well, be drinking plenty water wow please pm me thank |
Politics / Re: EKO Atlantic Has Erected Fences To Keep Nigerians Out. Is This Good? by Keketu(m): 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2021 |
Aconomist: I believe it is from $1,000 to $2,000 per square meter. That's quite affordable considering the quality of the infrastructure there. The land is zoned for multi-story construction only. wow please thanks please at the end how much will buy the land? |
Business / Re: Hi Please How Much Is Land In Eko Atlantic? by Keketu(m): 10:02pm On Jan 07, 2021 |
Kestolove: From 180m upward okay thank, please how much will I buy the land? |
Business / Hi Please How Much Is Land In Eko Atlantic? by Keketu(m): 6:44pm On Jan 06, 2021 |
Hi please how much is land in eko Atlantic? |
Politics / Re: EKO Atlantic Has Erected Fences To Keep Nigerians Out. Is This Good? by Keketu(m): 6:44pm On Jan 06, 2021 |
Hi please how much is land in eko Atlantic? |
Politics / Re: Unpaid Salary: Magistrate Collapses During Protest In Calabar by Keketu(m): 3:39pm On Jan 05, 2021 |
Hi don't do it |
Family / Re: Can You Live In Your Parents House And Not Eat Their Food? by Keketu(m): 2:47pm On Jan 03, 2021 |
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Family / Re: Can You Live In Your Parents House And Not Eat Their Food? by Keketu(m): 8:01am On Jan 03, 2021 |
Mhizkel:
For what reasons? hi I can't help it your lip |
Family / Re: Can You Live In Your Parents House And Not Eat Their Food? by Keketu(m): 10:11pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Mhizkel: Simply move to a house of your own. That automatically stops you from eating their food. Op, no offence intended, but this your post made no sense to me. Ask me why! hi please pm me |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Keketu(m): 7:00pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
IkpuMmadu: I am talking from experience okay bro, but please never wuote her again okay? |
Romance / Stacy 0 Please Show Us Picture Of The Thing You Say In The Tissue Paper Thread by Keketu(m): 3:51pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Stacy 0 please sho2 us the picture of the thing you say in the tissue paper thread |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Keketu(m): 3:46pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
IkpuMmadu:
I find it irritating when I go to banks here in Lagos you would see that nasty little container with soiled and wet grounds.... It's sso nasty.... hi bro please don't quote anymore thank |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Keketu(m): 3:46pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Jesslove: Both...rinse with water then dry with tissue wow please pm me thank |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Keketu(m): 3:37pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
Queenslander: It depends on what exactly your doing in there,. If it's a number one you can use tissue,. But for a number two,. I'll go with water, washing with water and soap especially for a number two thoroughly cleans the area of any trace of faecal matter... You can then finish it off with a wipe of toilet paper to dry,. Which Leaves our backsides feeling cleaner and fresher after every poop... wow please pm me |
Health / Re: Is Tissue Paper Or Water More Hygienic After Using The Toilet? by Keketu(m): 3:33pm On Jan 02, 2021 |
StacyO: Tissue paper please.
Why would you want to make use of water??
It's quite unhygienic to say the least. Some go as far as eating with that same hand,immediately after the act. Bathing after you're done using tissue is far better.
MODIFIED::: So many dirty humans quoting me down below, I leave no apologies for my comments. You see comments like **your boyfriend gives you head with a smelly butt** ? ------ Now that's to show some quoting me are as dirty as the pigs you know. Before sex with your partner,you take your shower (fact is,most Nigerians don't know this).
Take a look at the people trying to correct me
What is your definition of a slay queen??
Truth----- No matter how you tell me to use water first,I CAN'T do it.
I use my tissue,then wash up with soap and water. If you feel so disgusted by it,it's entirely your cup of coffee.
Water::::: Making use of water attracts so many bacterias and makes you sick easily. Worst part of this practice is that those who do it don't even use soap while in the act.
I know SOME of we Nigerians are dirty but,you guys should stop embarrassing yourselves here. Majority of people that use water don't make use of soap. Stop trying to prove right when you're totally wrong.
Not all ladies smell down there,just so you know.
Those who even make first use of water will have a higher tendency of smelling down there cause,the soap(chemical) comes in contact with the important bacterias in the outer walls of the vagina. This kills the little workers leaving the lady with a fish like smelly vagina.
Now,you don't wash with soap,the butt will still have an odour for sure.
Not all will know this cause everyone is trying to form I too clean.
Like I said and I quote **my tissue first,then water and soap second**
Any other comment apart from this,is not from me. wow please pm me |
Romance / A Girl Say I'm Very Fine ( Screenshot ) by Keketu(m): 6:08pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
hi although it again nairaland rule to start what in pm , a girl say ' I think you are one of the cute guy on here ' |
Romance / Re: The Misinformation Of Ubanja Or Whatever by Keketu(m): 10:32pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Shortyy: I'm writing this based on this thread https://www.nairaland.com/6242360/ubunjas-miseducation-2020-femininity/1#95844154
Y'all probably hate me now cause of my stubborn nature, I say it as I see it without twisting words. And I very much don't care about what any of you think or feel about me, because no one here feeds me nor clothes me. I don't censor words neither do I look face. And I'm not a premium beans like some ladies. I believe what I'll achieve in life, I definitely will with the help of God Almighty.
And no, I'm not a man hater. I very much love men because I have a father and a wonderful brother. When I go against some logics by men it is because as a woman, I know what and how it feels to be manipulated and unappreciated by some men, especially some downright downgrading comments I read here from men towards women.
Now on that link is a topic about femininity, and hey, I'm completely feminine, and I love men. Reading that thread and comments, I saw how men were agreeing and literally nodding their heads profusely to that write up, why? Because it is just what they expect from the female folk. And the word is "useless".
That a woman shouldn't work, that she shouldn't be bold nor outspoken, that she shouldn't hustle and fend for herself, rather she should depend on the men for her wellbeing by just being feminine. Ha! I'm sorry sis, you're digging your own grave. We all read comments from men all day calling Nigerian women broke, useless and " urgent 2k" gang. And "vagina people" when you don't use your head, work hard and fend for yourself, these same men agreeing to that ubanja bullshît will be the same people to create a thread here bashing you on how useless and dependent you are on them. This is what they do.
So as a lady, because you're feminine, therefore you're going to sit and use your "femininity" to make a man do your bid, you're just useless. Yes it'll work, they'll do the bid of course, but to them you're just useless and a mere object used for their satisfaction.
What am I saying in essence? Please endeavour to be your own boss, disregard whatever ogbanje or obanjo is saying. Fend for yourself, have self worth and discipline yourself and at the same time be feminine!
I'll use my boss as an example here. My boss makes foot wears, (and so do I) she makes bags, she repairs electronicals, she's all round. But if they ever tell you this lady does any of this you'd never believe. She doesn't have low cut nor acts like a man, she's100% feminine and so am I. And guess what? She's getting married next month to a wonderful man. Whenever bills come, they share it. And that respect is there! Ladies, (I'm drawing my ears o) do not let any man take away your respect. Don't be rendered useless because of a stupîd femininity that won't feed nor pay your bills. When you need money, you'll start begging, when you want to shower your parents with gifts, you'll start begging. And you're disrespected and reminded how poor you're all the time.
Even women their parents are stupîdly rich, still work hard to make their own money. (E get why).
Because you're female they expect you to be in a cage while they feed you banana like a monkey and pet you. And at the same time mock you.
Ladies embrace your femininity and also gain your respect. Pursue your career, be bold, talk when you need to, disagree when you need to, be your own boss. A man who truly knows your worth will love you!
Note: if you don't read that thread on that link from beginning to end, don't bother quoting nor mentioning me. wow please pm me thank |
Romance / Re: Why Do Women Still Clamour For Honeymoon? by Keketu(m): 8:26pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Shortyy:
I bet it was a rock that ran through these women. wow hi please pm me thank |
Romance / Re: Why Is Every Guy And Girl Tinting Their Hair These Days (pictures) by Keketu(m): 8:20pm On Dec 30, 2020 |
Aphroditee: i would like to try it one day hi please pm me thank |
Romance / Please Who Is The Most Fine Girl On Nairaland by Keketu(m): 8:50pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
Please help |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Is Dating A Rev Father In Okitipupa by Keketu(m): 2:09pm On Dec 26, 2020 |
hi please check if he kin |
Fashion / Re: Upload Your Christmas Outfit . Check Out Mine by Keketu(m): 6:51pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Dulles25: A merry one to everyone here wow you like two |
Fashion / Re: Upload Your Christmas Outfit . Check Out Mine by Keketu(m): 6:44pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Abigarnics01: This is me just waking up from sleep. I cooked, ate with my family and went straight to sleep after taking a refreshing bath. Local woman cannot comman can. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE AND A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR IN ADVANCE. wow local woman 1 Like |
Fashion / Re: Upload Your Christmas Outfit . Check Out Mine by Keketu(m): 6:43pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
EmmBim: Merry Christmas wow yellow girl 1 Like 1 Share |
Food / Re: Guinea Fowl: My Dad Bought This Creepy Bird For Christmas by Keketu(m): 12:21pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
How the smell? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Food / Re: The Onions I Bought N50 Today - Enugu by Keketu(m): 10:28pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
JulleyJ: This one is even 3. I bought just one of that N50 the other day. hi please pm me thank |
Travel / Re: Sad Truths About Living Abroad by Keketu(m): 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
favor914: Couldn’t be further from the truth, nowhere like home, that is why I am so adamant that Nnenna Kanu will beg to visit Nigeria, sooner than later he will get homesick be it 2028, the irony of life is that the same Governors he is belittling today, will be the same persons that will be pleading on his behalf in future. good morning, please pm me thank |
Romance / Re: Greenpill - My Secret Of Getting All Nairaland Girl Every Day And Night by Keketu(m): 3:33pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
5hanklee: And op don old o. hi due to copy right reason the secret had been removed , but check my previous thread on green pill for it |
Romance / Greenpill - My Secret Of Getting All Nairaland Girl Every Day And Night by Keketu(m): 3:22pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
this is it finally. after receiving alot of pm from fellow guy telling me to teach them how am able to get all nairaland girl, finally this is the green pill online - 1. Remember girl like maturity in men this is important, always comment and reply mature, alot of people below adult age are also online, like yesterday, I saw a 8 year old boy , he say to lady but you will know it not mature 2. Always check your tense - although the secret formula it not in English, a lot of lady pm me because of my usage of tense, girls like it when boy use correct tense.. Now the Secret - censor!! die to copy right reason by nairaland mod - seun this is reason why guy like me always get girl and pm easily even from unknow girl online here nairaland, and not just one time it everytime, every girl, this is one of the secret of green pill join me next week as we unravel green pill again |
Romance / Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Keketu(m): 3:04pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
Nmezor: Hmmm, quite funny hi please pm me |
Romance / Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Keketu(m): 3:04pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
Nmezor: Hmmm, quite funny wow yellow girl |
Romance / Re: These Are The Reasons Some Guys Don't Have Girlfriends by Keketu(m): 3:02pm On Dec 23, 2020 |
EdricBond: Cost
Ladies' handbag - 7k
Men's wallet - N700
Ladies' fixing of hair - 5k
Men's haircut - N200
Ladies' fixing of nails - 1k
Men's Blade - N10
Ladies' Bra - 1.5k
Men's singlet - N300
Set of G-string - 1.5k
Men's boxers - N300
Ladies' make-over kit - 10k
Men's handkerchief - N50
Time
Men's spent time to dress up - 20mins
Ladies' spent time to dress up - 1:30mins
Men's time to get haircut - 30mins
Ladies' time to get hair fixed - 2days
Bonus
How many barbers needed 2 cut Men's hair - 1
How many hairstylists needed 2 make ladies hair - 3 hi bro, I get like 5 girl pm here daily, many people know I'm the most get girl guy here , this is due my green pill and also my fine look, but alot due to my green pill, vheck my profile for green pill so you can get girl like me too |