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Travel / Re: Nigeria Info FM Presenter, Deborah Ohamara Dies In Road Accident by kelahns: 7:56am On Jan 16
Wrong info please!...the accident posted up there happened yesterday,the accident Debby was involved in happened on saturday,and she was unresponsive for 48hrs after the accident and she passed away yesterday afternoon....May her soul rest in peace..🙏

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government ICT For Change Youth Training For Fresh Graduates By Huawei by kelahns: 3:06pm On Feb 22, 2017
We were provided with training and writing materials,but for the mobile app development training,we will be given some tools to use to enhance us for the hands-on training, you are required to come with your laptop but not compulsory tho,as there are PCs at the training school to use.[quote author=akanbiaa post=53936437]What are the tools you need to come with and what were you provided with?[/quot
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government ICT For Change Youth Training For Fresh Graduates By Huawei by kelahns: 8:48pm On Feb 21, 2017
Yes bro,the training started yesterday.We are about 42 in the class.From what i gathered,the training is being organised in batches,some other batches will be contacted soonest.To answer your other question,there was no list provided.I must say that am impressed with the training so far,I have added something valuable to my knowledge base.Also to my surprised,in the time table of the training,they added Mobile App Development Training,which is like a plus for the whole training,and indeed happy for this particular one,I have been thinking of going to an ICT center and pay money to learn it.Am standing by for any other questions from anyone,will be glad to assist.
akanbiaa:
Any info? Has any ICT Fundamental student started training in Abuja and do they have list of chosen ICT fundamental students chosen in their office?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government ICT For Change Youth Training For Fresh Graduates By Huawei by kelahns: 9:32am On Feb 15, 2017
I think the site was just for the registration,not for information.If one is selected,the notification is going to be via mail.
akanbiaa:
Seems their website is no longer functioning it would have been best to paste the names also there in case there is mistake in dispatching mails.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government ICT For Change Youth Training For Fresh Graduates By Huawei by kelahns: 9:30am On Feb 15, 2017
I dont want to beleive they are selective in sending invites out,from what i gathered.They probably batch the class to prevent overcrowding and to make the session interactive and also for hand-on practical.Maybe when it gets to the batch you fall in to,you will get an invite.
akanbiaa:
Do you think its going to be I'm batches or that's all and do you think they don't send invites to gmail?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Government ICT For Change Youth Training For Fresh Graduates By Huawei by kelahns: 10:54am On Feb 14, 2017
I did a get a mail sometime last month,the training is next week 20th-24th in Abuja
akanbiaa:
Has any ICT fundamental applicant received mail either Lagos or Abuja?
Webmasters / Re: Are IT Professionals Being Neglected In Nigeria? by kelahns: 3:24pm On Jun 07, 2015
It's only in Nigeria that IT professionals are being treated like a piece of cabbage.In advanced countries they are Demi gods,also parastatals,private coys and government inclusive are part of the problem.The sooner government start taking the IT sector seriously just like petroleum,agriculture et al....then we will ser great improvement.
Health / Re: An Orgasm A Day Can Lower A Man's Risk Of Prostate Cancer By 20%, Study Reveals by kelahns: 9:23pm On May 20, 2015
gurunlocker:


lol, hold speaker? u fit carry speaker and talk?
Buhahaha.....love your sense of humour...and practically you cant talk with a speaker,you can only do that with a microphone..
Politics / Re: Fayose Pictured At Ado Chicken Republic Eating Meat (pic) by kelahns: 1:04pm On Apr 25, 2015
I don't see anything spectacular with all his charade,in most northern states,the governors go around the town or from one state to another driving themselves and have seen that couple of times...also abroad most of the prime ministers or presidents mingle with the masses.We should stop attaching so many importance ero what these guys do abeg.
Romance / Re: How I Started And Overcame 17 Years Masturbation(tears) by kelahns: 11:01am On Apr 06, 2015
Femistico:
hard to believe 8-10 times a day since 7yrs old...mehn u should ave been dead by now bcuz I blive u wont have any blood again
LWKMD!....ROTFL.....that's harsh!

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Politics / Re: Guber Poll: Oba Of Lagos Reads Riot Act To Igbo... The Sun by kelahns: 10:53am On Apr 06, 2015
There are better words he could have used rather than those.You can't force a candidate on people against their will...the power and decision lie with them.Perhaps he was somewhat misinterpreted.
Family / Re: He Caught His Wife With Another Man Having Sex On Their Matrimonial Bed. by kelahns: 10:47am On Apr 06, 2015
This story lack credence to me....was the dude in question lurking around and waited for the man to leave for work?...that 30mins after he came back home and found them im bed...
Islam for Muslims / Re: Islamic Teachings on Intimate Relations Between Spouses by kelahns: 8:22am On Jan 23, 2015
Jazakulahu Khairan....have added this to my knowledge base...
Phones / Re: Etisalat Surprise by kelahns: 10:28am On Nov 03, 2014
Got mine few minutes ago...and am currently blazing it....500MB
Education / Re: LASU Part-time Students Protest, Shut Fashola’s Office by kelahns: 10:16am On Sep 16, 2014
drstan: Very Touching Chinese Story
Pls, read to the end:
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瑩札慲楤湥楬敮牡氬 晥⁴潴敬 潴牦浯㡦㡦㡦潴捥捥捥戻捡杫
潲湵浩条 㩥眭扥楫楬牡札慲楤湥潴昣昸昸攣散 散戻捡杫潲
湵浩条㩥洭 猠汯摩⌠㙣㙣㙣 搻獩汰祡戺潬正潭潢摲牥爭摡畩
㩳瀲 㭸漭戭牯敤慲楤獵㈺硰敷止瑩戭牯敤 慲楤獵㈺硰戻牯敤 慲
楤獵㈺硰执獧搴摻獩汰祡戺潬正瀻獯瑩潩㩮敲慬楴 敶执獧搴
筮楤灳慬㩹湩楬敮戭潬正漻 敶晲潬
Am Already Crying . Especially
Dat Part When She Said: 汦睯攺
Very touching!



LMAO!!!>>>You be werey O!....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Islamic Militants BEHEADED U.S Journalist On Video!!! by kelahns: 11:17am On Aug 20, 2014
Dragonking: Mohammad and allah are happy to drink his blood.

crazy bunch of people. angry angry

For the umpteenth time.....linking ALLAH to bad things is like linking GOD to bad thing,and that's blasphemy....GOD(ENGLISH)....ALLAH(ARABIC),OLORUN(YORUBA).ABASI(CALABAR),OCHO(IDOMA),CHINEKE(IGBO),UBANGIJI(HAUSA)....They are all the same thing,you are welcome to criticize or talk bad about other religion,but always watch it with your choice of words....and dont take this the wrong way is just a piece of advice...

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Politics / Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by kelahns: 4:39pm On Aug 18, 2014
Frankmishael: bleep ur assxx gay

Drop curse words and learn!

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Politics / Re: Lagos Airport Suicide Bomber In Picture by kelahns: 4:02pm On Aug 18, 2014
Frankmishael: God punish islam, nd allah +muhammaMad

Dude....stop the blasphemy,ALLAH(Arabic)..GOD(English)..always put put your emotions in check before spittings things out...

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Business / Re: Access Bank To Deactivate ATM Cards Trapped In Other Banks' ATMs by kelahns: 9:38pm On Jan 08, 2014
They are just looking for an avenue to make income since withdrawal from other banks' ATM don't attract charges anymore.

Blame it on CBN... smiley

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Celebrities / Re: No Joke! Basketmouth Under Fire Over molest Joke by kelahns: 6:38am On Jan 06, 2014
Methink.....the joke was misunderstood,atimes when you say sumtin,it could connote different meanings to different people....its him alone that knows the intention of the joke..
Health / Re: Nutritional Benefits Of Red Palm Oil by kelahns: 3:50pm On Jan 04, 2014
I always prefer palm oil soup/stew to ground it oil....the nutritional value is high... wink
Family / Re: Hubby Won't Talk To Me. by kelahns: 6:40am On Jan 04, 2014
[b][/b]
shoerack6:
The most annoying thing is that he understands this dialect, but can't speak well.

Just thinking....OP,are u Yoruba born in the north and u r claiming a northerner so as your hubby too and he doesn't want you to be conversing with people in Yoruba language?......correct me if am wrong please.
Celebrities / Re: OJB Jezreel: D'banj Didn't Donate; Yet Won't Refute Claims! by kelahns: 6:41pm On Dec 30, 2013
Really if you ask me....OJB ought not to have mentioned names....bounced cheques,fake hype by some peeps.....et al...the surgery was successful and a dude gave him range rover sport and also re-built his house,he shld look at the brighter side and move on...
Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Celebrities Who Died Between 2011 And 2013 (Pictures) by kelahns: 3:55pm On Dec 29, 2013
RIP to 'em
Sports / Re: Kenya Demand Friendly Match With Nigeria by kelahns: 4:01pm On Dec 27, 2013
NFF can do them a favour by allowing them to play a secondary school squad in my Street... cheesy

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TV/Movies / Re: Your Favorite TV Series From The 90's by kelahns: 3:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
Dennis the menace,Robin hood,Voltron,Wonder woman,Telematch...lol

Those were good old dayz.
Phones / Re: The New Samsung Galaxy J Unveiled Globally by kelahns: 2:42pm On Dec 19, 2013
Arent we tired of the samsung phones series already?.... its tyme for y'all to switch to Windows Phone..
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by kelahns: 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2013
Austeenx: WTF is Joystick?

A Ðïçk is simply a Ðïçk!!! angry

LMAO!!!....dude..you dey vex ooo!
Music/Radio / Re: Ice Prince Ft French Montana - “I Swear” (Video) by kelahns: 1:17pm On Oct 09, 2013
iamdsam: This is very wrong from Ice Prince. He's patronizing foreign producers when we have very good music producers who can produce his music videos here even better than this yeye foreign director. This is why I would keep respecting D'banj because he always patronizes Nigerian/ African made things which is very good for us. To hell with this music video

Dude...Chopstix produced the song..and he's a Nigerian...and he has produced lotta songs for choc boiz,get your facts right
Family / Re: Behaviors To Avoid While Waiting To Marry by kelahns: 4:25pm On Oct 07, 2013
This makes lotta sense,considering the fact that am getting married soon,all the points were spot on.

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