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Romance / Re: He Has Changed After His Family Bought A Car by kelahns: 4:24pm On Oct 07, 2013
LMAO!!!!...this post remind me of my primary school dayz..what da heck!
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Banky-W And Waje Blowing Kisses Before AMMA Awards by kelahns: 6:13am On Apr 22, 2013
E come be like say na inside luxurious bus dem dey.. cheesy
Health / Re: Woman Delivers ‘Stone Baby’ After 60 Year Pregnancy by kelahns: 7:31pm On Apr 01, 2013
Dang!!!....this bizare..
Travel / Re: Arik Air Ticket Agents Scam by kelahns: 9:53am On Apr 01, 2013
Baddowskis... cheesy....one need to be paying attention to some details when dealing with stuffs like it..it goes a long way to help not to fall victim for scam

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Nairaland / General / Re: Is Playing Baba Ijebu. Right Or Wrong? by kelahns: 2:38pm On Mar 20, 2013
3 direct.. wink

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Sports / Re: Celestine Babayaro Is Bankrupt, Can You Lend A Hand? by kelahns: 6:25am On Mar 20, 2013
Celestine Babayaro might not be as rich as he was some years back,but he's definitely nt broke.He's a fifa agent and also run some biz and getting paid under G...
Politics / Re: I Never Resigned - Imo Deputy Governor, Agbaso by kelahns: 7:58pm On Mar 11, 2013
heard the elder brother to this dunce is supposed to be the gunor of the state that rochas paid heavily for the guy to relinguish plus with a pact that this guy will be made a deputy guvnor..SMH for naija...
Nairaland / General / Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by kelahns: 7:55pm On Mar 11, 2013
why not..apply calculus or differential mathematics instead of simple addition... coolwhy not..apply calculus or differential mathematics instead of simple addition...
Nairaland / General / Re: A Mathematical Approach To Making It In Life by kelahns: 7:54pm On Mar 11, 2013
alluson: Wot abt JOBLESS?

Do the math man... smiley
alluson: Wot abt JOBLESS?

Do the math man...
Romance / Re: My New Babe Has Yam Legs: What Do I Do? by kelahns: 7:49pm On Mar 11, 2013
LMAO!!!>>>I swear Madt guyz full this nairaland....wether anissue is trivia or not,they must make a joke outta it...

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch A Candidates, Have Call-up Letters Shown Up In Your School Yet? by kelahns: 7:00am On Feb 27, 2013
During my time ,we received our call-up letters 3 days before camp was opened so no cause for alarm..as long as u have been mobilised..u'll surely get ur call-up..all the best
Health / Re: Woman Delivers Baby In Keke Marwa In Lagos by kelahns: 5:57pm On Feb 07, 2013
dj187: Evading

LMAO...dang!...dats matured
Sports / Re: We Cant Afford To Lose To Nigeria - Drogba by kelahns: 1:09pm On Feb 01, 2013
There's only one way to find ...90mins+..min..or 120mins plus max...err one shld stop the rantings,pretences and accolades..lol
Politics / Re: Farouk Lawan To Be Remanded In Prison Till February 9? by kelahns: 1:00pm On Feb 01, 2013
SMH...The judge shlda called it..House arrest nt being remanded in the prison...this is just media stunt to make pple believe farouk's being dealt with...
Politics / Re: Efcc Arrests Sokoto Permanent Secretary by kelahns: 9:05am On Jan 25, 2013
Dang!...I know this mansion and the frigging shopping complex,I don't blame him tho,the state is so wayback,and there's no development and the people in the state don't say anything as long as u give dem 50 naira...and the hail dem ran ka dede...dats what give dem the latitude to loot...I pity the state...the govnor is bereft of ideas...90 percent of the citizens are fools...SMH
Fashion / Re: Tonto Dikeh's Stunning Blonde New Look For 'its Ova' Video by kelahns: 3:28pm On Jan 07, 2013
What in God's name is this?.. angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Stitches Goal Stats On Boots! by kelahns: 2:17pm On Jan 07, 2013
Chanchit: Wetin make Messi wei score 91 come do..? Btw what did he achieve for his country..?

I tire o...lol..maybe he go write am for him jersey..
Politics / Re: Pictures Of The Seat Of The Caliphate(sokoto) by kelahns: 1:31pm On Jan 02, 2013
Poster,what of areas like anguwar Rogo,Mabera,marina and otherl Slums?... cheesy
Jokes Etc / Re: Eggs In A Bottle: How Did This Happen ? (see Pic) by kelahns: 1:26pm On Dec 30, 2012
Simple trick the bottle was disected at the top and the eggs were packed in it ,then the top of the bottle was returned back.....and adjusted;check the top area of the bottle very well
Politics / Re: Hon Farouk Cleared Of Wrong Doing by kelahns: 7:05am On Nov 21, 2012
I knew it was gon end up this way........naija we too much...*dancing opnam gagnam style*....
Religion / Re: Is Science More Accurate Than The Bible? by kelahns: 6:39pm On Sep 17, 2012
There are several scientific proofs inside quran andd bible....so science in an intrinsic part of both holy books,so there shld nt be basis of comparison which one is stronger between science and bible quran..
Religion / Re: Atheism Vs Deism (vs Theism) by kelahns: 11:22pm On Sep 16, 2012
I wouldnt wanna talk on this much coz in the process,it might lead to blasphemy..and.dats sin.In latin IMGO DEI..means IMAGE OF GOD...base on this,me think deism is beieve in almighy God while atheism is the opposite..
Politics / Re: Okupe Sues Benue Over Alleged Contract Scam by kelahns: 10:56am On Sep 08, 2012
Abeg make una free keyamo jare....dat's what he does for a living...he's a lawyer....if bin laden were alive today and the price is right.....keyamo will represent him....lol
Politics / Re: Dana's Licence Was Suspended In Error - Oduah by kelahns: 10:51am On Sep 08, 2012
Naija....i hail Ooooo.....we too much...gari wey i dey drink for here don dey commot from my nose....
Politics / Re: JTF Kills & Arrests Suspected Boko-Haram Members by kelahns: 11:52pm On Sep 07, 2012
am seek and tired of reading crappy news abr JTF....yea..they have arrested gazillion suspects and and we didnt hear anytin abt it...trial wise and all....they shld stop being heroes the page of the dailies...
Travel / Re: Press Statement Email From Dana Airline by kelahns: 11:45pm On Sep 07, 2012
LFMAO....there are lotta crazy peeps in this NL...with their funny comments...cant help but laff atimes...
Politics / Re: 4 Killed & MTN Office Maiduguri Set On Fire By Suspected Terrorist by kelahns: 3:51pm On Sep 05, 2012
Their Mission is very clear now....they want to sheild the place from civilization so as to grind the place down completely.....God dey
Politics / Re: Cynthia's BlackBerry Found With Port Harcourt-based Businessman by kelahns: 10:14am On Sep 05, 2012
I sensed this whole tin was used...to get at her father....i stand to be corrected tho...
Travel / Re: Air Nigeria Suspends Operations And Sacks Workers by kelahns: 10:08am On Sep 05, 2012
So what apns to the sacked staffs' entitlements and benefits?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Do You Think Of Nairaland's Garri Peeps? by kelahns: 6:44am On Sep 05, 2012
Gues as they dont have meaniful contribution,their fingers itch to type so that they can get attention... wink
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Diagnosed With Ruptured Appendicitis by kelahns: 6:35am On Sep 05, 2012
Food poisoning what health officials(Aso rock doctors)....smh.....can this be tagged incompetence on their part or.that Naija lacks the.facility to.diagnose health dat it had to.take german docs to.figure.out her true ailment....anyways if God has destined she's gon die not even german doctors nor.philippine Man healer can save part....wish her soonest recovery.
Religion / Re: Helen Ukpabio Blasts T.B Josua, Says Demons Give Him Money by kelahns: 1:26pm On Sep 04, 2012
Very funny......This same woman was said have been beatint teenagers some time back in akwa ibom some years back accusing dem of being possesed of witchcraft......nw.she's accusing anoda pesin dat he got his money thru demonic means

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