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TV/MoviesRe: Lolu, Anto And Khloe Evicted From #BBNaija “double Wahala” Show by Kelblaq(m): 8:32pm On Apr 15, 2018
Buhari is the course of all these nonsense.. undecided
LiteratureRe: Relic by Kelblaq(m): 10:52pm On Apr 08, 2018
This op is something else..
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RomanceRe: Guys- Will You Marry A Lady That Is 2yrs Older Than You? by Kelblaq(op): 8:48pm On Mar 31, 2018
Ladyhippolyta88:
It is your life not theirs some people in our African society are still not in support of a woman being older in a relationship basically because of their orientation.Since you say you love this girl forget your friends opinions and try to convince your family to accept in my own opinion there is nothing wrong if a woman is older people are married to such women and the couples have been together for years.Just be patient and convince your family they would agree they want the best for you in the end love truly conquers all.
Thanks for the advice, honestly i have tried in convincing my family but they're saying it's because she's deaf and mute and that's the main reason they don't want to give there blessing. cry
RomanceGuys- Will You Marry A Lady That Is 2yrs Older Than You? by Kelblaq(op):
Hello nairalanders, I'm currently dating a lady that is 2yrs older than me and I'm planing on proposing to her.
I have never loved any other girl like this before even though she's deaf and mute cry
My family and friends are kicking against it, but i stood my ground because i really want to spend the rest of my life with her.

Please guys, i need your advice on what to do. Thanks...

Lalasticlala cry
Christianity EtcRe: Can Anyone Prove That The "Soul" Exists by Kelblaq(m): 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2018
I missed Billyonaire cry
PoliticsSay No To Poli-thief-cians by Kelblaq(op): 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2018
Anybody who tells you to give him your vote without proving his credibility is a poli-thief-cian.

Anyone who begins to lavishly spents to sit on the laps of traditional leaders and few money bags is a poli-thief-cian.

Anyone who has no value for the youths but only want to use them as thugs, (shooting guns to scare Nigerians away from polling boots, or employing the services of mobile police for such art) is a big poli-thief-cian.

Anyone whose manifesto reads "when i become..." I will ensure that poverty is history" when is next door neighbor is dying of hunger, is a poli-lie-cian. Irrespective of political parties - a polithiefcian is a poli-thief-cian - be it political leaders or traditional or religious - a thief is a thief, a hard liar and a killer. angry


Poli-thief-cian want the best for themselves and immediate family members, they can use youths to commit havoc under slavery funds of #2000, #5000, #10,000 etc, while their children are abroad in one of the best schools or organization. They can destroy you before investors saying that you are a thief and unproductive while they send their children back to such investors for personal gains.

They have deprived the nation of the best resources and development gains and believe that they are above everyone. They may claim to be honest, ethical, full of proven integrity but No, they are thief's lairs and killers. You don't believe me? - okay,- who will embezzle $18million election fees or 300million Naira road construction project funds? Thieves,. who will sell out a community for mere mere N50,000 and a ticket to Jerusalem - a thief in Holyland! who will serve as councilor, chairman,member of House or any political offices and do not use a dime of the development fund for the people - thief! When you fail to read behind the lines, look around you - do you have water? good social amenities? good road network? Job opportunities? or you have food? Housing? clothing and a desired standard of living? No? because the thieves has taken it all. Do you have electricity? Light deyhuh - thiefs can not care because they travel abroad to spend your money, spend it on useful projects (women/pleasure), buy expensive cars, and tell the people to their face to go to hell. Have you wondered why they do not stay in their areas of assignments but in the states capital or Abuja - the reason is because thieves don't stay in mist of people, is your current leaders a thieves or leaders? The one that will take your vote in the next election, is he a THIEF or a LEADER?
SportsRe: 2018 FIFA World Cup: Super Eagles Group D Opponents Croatia, Iceland Lose Friend by Kelblaq(m): 11:19am On Mar 25, 2018
Croatia will beat super eagles any day!
Christianity EtcRe: My Last Supper On Nairaland by Kelblaq(m): 10:39pm On Mar 23, 2018
Billyonaire:
What if I told them, that if they practise Silence for 7 days without talking to no one, the first request they make to the Universe with that brand new voice after 7 days will come to pass. Will they believe me ?
Oh shocked I shall try this out!
Christianity EtcRe: My Last Supper On Nairaland by Kelblaq(m): 11:03am On Mar 23, 2018
I hate to see you go, but i love to watch you leave cry embarassed
Christianity EtcRe: Farewell To A Beautiful Forum by Kelblaq(m): 5:21pm On Mar 22, 2018
benzene00:
I challenge this guy to upload his pics!!
There is no need for that..
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction - Spirituality As A Possible Decoy by Kelblaq(m): 11:22am On Mar 22, 2018
Billyonaire:
Do not ever doubt your powers. If you know what I know, you will understand why the TVs are programmed to make us manifest 'their' realities. You will also know why you need to live far away from Telecomms Towers and Electric Lines. People's thoughts and mind are being controlled not by those who installed those cables, but there are those who have capabilities to control the frequencies that those installations generate. And with it, you can literally be told what to eat, when to eat and you get these so called intuitions and burst of insights and you think they are your thoughts. These are just basic examples of what can be done.

You, my friend, can decide to manifest cash and I mean raw cash and it will appear, it is not magically as it might sound, there are planes of existence with machines used for replication of basic things as simple as dishes like a photocopying machine sort of, you put a pie in there and you press the machine and select how many more pies you need, and they just print out and you chop am.


Jesus multiplied Fish and bread, you saw the fish and the bread but you didnt see the machine because the machine exist on the alternate dimension outside of 3D.

Guess what ? I saw extra cash in my safe today, and as I wonder where the cash came from cos I spent the funds i had there yesterday, as I pulled out these cash, I saw more cash, and as I keep taking out these notes more notes kept showing up and when I started questioning what is going on and doubting this possibilities the cash stopped showing up.

Do I make this up ? Why should I ? Should I doubt my sanity ? I am completely in a great state of mind. When did this happen ? Soon after I read your message some hours ago today.

I trust my judgement on this, and if you trust your judgement on the gender of that baby ? I can assure you, that Jesus said, Greater things can you do if you have faith.

I love Jesus, and I do not think he was a Christian. And I truly think the Jesus that Christianity portrays is not the real Yahushua Ha Masiach, he was not white.

You see, I have nothing to gain in lying on this thread, obviously I will soon leave the forum as I stated, because I believe I have better things to do. I am not forming a religion, I do not like religions. So there is no alterior motive to this. I am just documenting my experiences and hoping someone else could tell me what the fucck is going on.
Sir, pls tell me, how can i manifest my desires.?
Christianity EtcRe: Farewell To A Beautiful Forum by Kelblaq(m): 11:11am On Mar 22, 2018
Sir Billy, i will really miss you honestly. cry
Christianity EtcRe: Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction - Spirituality As A Possible Decoy by Kelblaq(m): 12:24pm On Mar 21, 2018
Sir Billy, please don't deactivate, you are the reason why i always visit nairaland.
I have learnt so much from your post here and i have come to realizing how our physical universe works.

When my sister was pregnant she did a scan and it shows that she will have a baby boy., But i told her it's going to be girl, both her and everyone around said that the scan can't be wrong.
Before the delivery, i said that *If i am not a God let the scan be right but If i am a God it's going to be a baby girl. guess what billy cheesy yesterday she gave birth to a beautiful girl..
RomanceRe: Nobody Does It Better Than Me(5time Award Winner)yam And Stew For Romantic(pic) by Kelblaq(m): 10:16pm On Feb 26, 2018
IamAirforce1:
Last time I ate something like these was when I broke
you're still broke, shey you know?
Music/RadioRe: [video] Efe Ft. Olamide – "Warri" by Kelblaq(m): 8:21pm On Feb 06, 2018
From Alaka to Ekpan.. na true cool
SportsRe: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by Kelblaq(m): 9:47pm On Feb 04, 2018
grin

SportsRe: Morocco Vs Nigeria: CHAN 2018 Finals - 4 - 0 (Full-Time) by Kelblaq(m): 9:46pm On Feb 04, 2018
Anything can happen grin

RomanceRe: I Dey Find Nigerian Wife(pic) by Kelblaq(m): 6:37pm On Feb 02, 2018
I see Barca beating Chelsea 12-1 , both home and away.
Christianity EtcRe: ChitChat on GOD, The Architecture of Life & its Universe (Derailing Encouraged) by Kelblaq(m): 10:46am On Feb 02, 2018
Billyonaire:
Take your dreams seriously at least it is the only thing we all agree that happens, but we ignore it and move on. It is necessary for each of you to keep a dream journal. Listen folks, it is the only thing we all on this planet, irrespective of our differences know for sure that is a natural vision of something other than this physical life. Take this from me, and come back here to give testimonies in months and years to come, and pay me my fuckcking tithe...lol. If you go out there and buy a brand new exercise book, the best exercise book you can afford, and the best pen you can afford and write on that Exercise Book "DREAM JOURNAL" and keep by your bed side, and say to yourself just before going off, atleast the last 9 seconds before dossing off, 9 being the highest numeral, the last 9 seconds of your physical consciousness before your body hybernates, if you could use those few seconds and say "Dear Universe, Open Communication with me through dreams, I am ready to document them", and sleep off.

Do this every night before you sleep off, and for some, their dreams will become more vivid from that day, but for some weeks, others years, but for those will not even want to do it, reading this message will activate the dream sensors and their dreams will become rich enough that they will go and buy the exercise book and begin the search for the land of milk and honey, beyond the beyond....lol

Do not write your dreams if you do not want to begin the journey to self and Gold realization, just chill out and enjoy your material life. It does not really matter. In the end, we all kpoooof. But knowing what happens to Souls when the body decays should be of paramount importance to any right thinking human being. Do not be a wrong thinking human, they are too broke to read this. grin
Hello Sir Billy, when i read this very post last night, before going to bed i kept repeating " Dear Universe open communication with me through dreams" . so i had a dream, in the dream i saw myself bringing out eggs from the ground.. That's all i can remember.
RomanceRe: Rate My New Hair Cut - Going On A Date In A Minute (photos by Kelblaq(m): 6:52pm On Jan 14, 2018
Always seeking for an attention that you didn't get from your parent when you were still a kid.. smh..
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RomanceRe: The Lady Who Wrote A Letter To All The Fine Boys In Her Church Explains Herself by Kelblaq(m): 4:39pm On Jan 14, 2018
Belafonte:
See the ahabby-looking thing sef. A woman that cannot take the pains to properly dust off spilt powder from her blouse before a silly, entitled rant. Also suffering from impulsive outbursts. Which sane man will wait for you to ambush him after a meeting with his God to recharge his spirit man? You are the very thing he came to church to pray not to encounter. What a twãt.
Easy man easy! shocked
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by Kelblaq(op): 8:12pm On Jan 13, 2018
Bidobado:
Get in the kitchen and do it yourself, show her how its done. I don't understand why we expect women to be perfect at all things when we can't even do simple things for ourselves.
She won't even allow me come to the kitchen if she's making meal.
RomanceMy Girlfriend Does Not Know How To Cook by Kelblaq(op): 8:02pm On Jan 13, 2018
We started dating two months ago and this is the second time that I will be eating her food.

She once prepared a tasteless egusi soup for me few days ago, when i told her that the soup is not okay, she said that it's because she forgot to put some ingredients due to her headache that she was having.

Now today, after i finished cooking white rice, she volunteered to prepare the stew. At first i wasn't comfortable with it when i remembered her about the tastless soup she last prepared.

Now i am regretting why i allowed her cry
Too much pepper and curry.. embarassed

I really love this girl, but her cooking skill is zero.
RomanceRe: My Last Post Of The Year 2017(Pics) by Kelblaq(m): 11:50pm On Dec 31, 2017
sKeetz:
All this little boys wey start to dey collect small mtcn yesterday will not let us rest.

Enjoy sha, na your age.
Wahala grin
RomanceRe: Key Events That Happened Here On Da Romance Section In 2017 by Kelblaq(m): 7:45pm On Dec 31, 2017
sexybbstar:
Buhari pikin sef dey enter "okada" grin
Why you dey compare yourself with Buhari pikinhuh

Don't you know that your level is higher than them?
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Visits Davido At Home, Planning A Music Collaboration by Kelblaq(m): 7:39pm On Dec 31, 2017
sKeetz:
God and satan should Take a cue from wizkid and Davido. They should end their feud so we can all go back naked to Eden. sad
Matter grin
RomanceRe: Key Events That Happened Here On Da Romance Section In 2017 by Kelblaq(m): 7:25pm On Dec 31, 2017
sexybbstar:
Okada drop me here grin
So as you fine reach, you still dey enter okada?
RomanceRe: Key Events That Happened Here On Da Romance Section In 2017 by Kelblaq(m): 7:21pm On Dec 31, 2017
Make i sitdon here.
RomanceRe: Upload Your Christmas Food Here by Kelblaq(op): 2:35pm On Dec 25, 2017
dollytino4real:
u try sha
Thanks ma'am smiley
RomanceRe: Upload Your Christmas Food Here by Kelblaq(op): 12:13pm On Dec 25, 2017
dollytino4real:
op did u prepare dat food or na neighbor serve u
I prepared it myself smiley
RomanceRe: Upload Your Christmas Food Here by Kelblaq(op): 12:02pm On Dec 25, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
Why do we always eat

[color=#F5A215] Rice on Christmas? huh[/color]
Rice issa Christmas logo cheesy

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