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Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Air Force Strikes Rafah Following Attack On IDF Vehicle by Kelklein(m): 8:45pm On Oct 19, 2025
Helinuse:
Why the lies? Hamas use stones?

🤣🤣🤣

Don’t worry, we are happy with Israel.
That's a metaphor dummy
Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Air Force Strikes Rafah Following Attack On IDF Vehicle by Kelklein(m): 8:40pm On Oct 19, 2025
[color=blue[url][/url]]Israel continually using missiles for a 'stone fight..'

Just overdoing everything to show massive superior firepower well facilitated by America..

And killing civilians massively in the process..

It shows weakness and fear to me.. [/color]
PoliticsRe: JAS: New Shiroro Bandit Militant Group Emerges, Terrorizes Niger State by Kelklein(m): 4:07pm On Oct 19, 2025
Too many ungoverned spaces in our country..

It's only natural that criminals take over those space as those who are responsible for governing them are too irrespónsible and clueless to do so..
PoliticsRe: Natasha: No Case Instituted By The FG Against Me - Senator Nwebonyi by Kelklein(m): 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2025
see your life now.. as you carry wetin no concern you for head just because you want to bootlick the Senate President for pecuniary gains..🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: What Would You Like To Tell President Bola Ahmed Tinubu? by Kelklein(m): 7:46pm On Oct 16, 2025
[color=color]shey una remember this photo below.. this was the propaganda that was sold back then..

The final result clear for everybody eye..

This one sef go clear.. [/color]

🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏽‍♂️

PoliticsRe: Cost Of National Register Of Voters And Polling Units Request in order - INEC by Kelklein(m): 7:20pm On Oct 16, 2025
This is simply mischief and must be called what it is..

Old habits die hard indeed.. when you have no plans to change your 'glitchicious' ways anytime soon.

Though the electoral law says the person requesting must pay for producing the document.. assuming they are hard copies (that's archaic).. then why not provide for them the Soft Copies of the document.. let them print it out if they so desire.

Since they want to stick with the law to perpetuate their mischief, those amending the current electoral laws should amend that clause to provide the soft copies if requested.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help! I'm Having Issues With My Prepaid Metre (Photo) by Kelklein(m): 6:57pm On Oct 16, 2025
AEDC are thieves they did that sometimes last week..

Actually there has been outstanding on your meter but you guy were not aware.. so the unit you have been getting is only 50% of the value.. they do this to over 50% of their customers.. silently exploiting Nigerians and we havent been able to do anything about it.

They claimed the % deduction is either the token that came with the meter or an offence fine, maybe meter bypass fine they found out.

My advice - visit their office and request the balance on your meter - e go shock you to the bone
PoliticsRe: Soludo Disbands Arbitrary Traffic Fines, Orders ₦10,000 Cap In Anambra by Kelklein(m):
Gov Amuneke for a reason.. If you know you know.

KevinBlak take your flowers🌺.. so, just because election is in the corner, some common sense suddenly prevails 🤔🤔.. after the election, they reactivate the beast mode
PoliticsRe: Sacked Enugu State APC EXCO Rejects Dissolution, Fights Back by Kelklein(m): 9:36pm On Oct 12, 2025
The problem with these governors is the greed inherent in them. They decamp from PDP and still want to control the structure they left and the ones they are taking over. Most regions where decamping has happened are doing that.

And the toothless National body looks forlorn as the party is killed from within..

Indeed everywhere has been captured.
BusinessRe: CBN Gives Banks 48-hour Ultimatum To Refund Failed ATM Transactions by Kelklein(m): 9:32pm On Oct 12, 2025
GTB where art thou.. hope you are hearing
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's Presidential Pardon: Drug-related offences enjoy highest percentage by Kelklein(m):
Nobody is surprised right..🤔🤔

Someone said everything in Nigeria is by connection: Jobs, Criminal Pardon, name it..

Imagine using connection to get a pardon🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Oseni Rufai Highlights "Grey Areas" In New INEC Chairman's CV by Kelklein(m):
A deliberate omission.. they deliberately reduced his age, as they want him to serve 2 Terms like Yakubu. They no want make people come dey shout old man as INEC chairman up and down.

These guys are already scheming 2031 in 2025.. they want him to still be in charge then.
PoliticsRe: World Bank’s Poverty Report Doesn’t Reflect Happenings Under Tinubu- Sunday Dare by Kelklein(m):
It doesn't reflect happenings indeed.. it is way worse than reported..

as shame no dey una body 🤦🏼‍♂️

You put so much burden on the citizens for 2½ year. you get the money, you all share it and waste it all on frivolities, and then go back to borrowing. Returning the burdens back to the citizens. Wetin we really do una🤔
PoliticsRe: Democracy Heroes Award: Wike, Uba Sani Emerge Best Performing Minister, Governor by Kelklein(m): 8:29am On Oct 10, 2025
We are approaching that time of the year again.. 🤔🤔🤔
TV/MoviesRe: “I Wasn’t Expecting To Win Bbnaija” — Imisi Opens Up On Shock Victory And Battli by Kelklein(m): 8:26am On Oct 10, 2025
Though not very smart, she indeed has a good heart and it shone through her journey in the house..

And of course like she said, grace found her.

Congrats Imisi.
PoliticsRe: AMAC Chair Directs Immediate Withdrawal Of Radio-TV Taxes On Residential Houses by Kelklein(m): 9:59pm On Oct 09, 2025
What of those that already paid.. how do they get their money back..

The reasons for the suspension is because of upcoming Local Council election.. After the election, they go back to their beast mode.. wícked people
PoliticsRe: 139m Nigerians Living In Poverty – World Bank by Kelklein(m):
Dear World Bank,

We the poor victims disagree totally with this statistics.

Nothing less than 180m are in poverty and hungry.. we are seeing shege banza like this.. now that you have told us Shege damburuba is coming in 2026, we will prepare.

It is well.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Dark Mode, UI Facelift, & Minimum Character Rule by Kelklein(m): 12:13pm On Oct 09, 2025
That dark mode switch on the top right corner is not conspicuous enough.. in fact if not for this post, I won't have seen it..
CelebritiesRe: Blessing CEO Confirms Breakup With IVD, Says ‘Love Is Not For Me’ by Kelklein(m): 12:12pm On Oct 09, 2025
Mental case..🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: The Era Of Calling Nigeria “The Most Corrupt Country” Is Over - Remi Tinubu by Kelklein(m): 12:04pm On Oct 09, 2025
They live in a parallel world.. can't really blame them.

A better country is not told... it is seen!!

You can't wish away a bad country, that you all created on a daily basis..

You make consistent deliberate honest efforts as a government, in order to achieve a better country.
PoliticsRe: INEC Staff Send Off Ex-Chairman Mahmood Yakubu With 'Funeral' Hymn by Kelklein(m): 7:46pm On Oct 08, 2025
Good bye sir..

When posterity remember you, they would remember glitches.

You allowed yourself to be used at the end of your career to perpetrate evil elections in the general and bye elections..

you oversaw elections where an Electoral Umpire manufactured polling Unit results and Collation Result sheets for a contending party.

You clearly left the honorable path and chose the path of dishonor for pecuniary gains..
CelebritiesRe: Actress Sotayagaga Melts Hearts As She Celebrates Daughter’s First Birthday by Kelklein(m): 8:01am On Oct 08, 2025
I wonder what exactly they try to prove sometimes when they post a public birthday photo and still hide the face of the celebrant..

What is she hiding her for exactly..

If you want to be so private.. what's the point of posting publicly..
PoliticsRe: Omanuga Reacts To Minister Nnaji’s Alleged UNN Certificate Forgery by Kelklein(m): 1:50pm On Oct 07, 2025
You people are not well.. all of you.. court verdict for a case the minister took to court.

Nobody is really surprised tho.. I would only be surprised if anyone is surprised..
PoliticsRe: Pressure Mounts On Uche Nnaji To Resign Over Alleged Certificate Forgery by Kelklein(m): 9:53am On Oct 07, 2025
He kept attacking the innocent UNN VC, is it the VC that is responsible for the NYSC fake certificate as well..

Only in Nigeria criminal dey get mind pass even innocent people.. he even get mind go court go indict himself...
PoliticsRe: Dangote: Nigeria Greater Than PENGASSAN – FG by Kelklein(m): 2:01pm On Oct 06, 2025
indigenous234:
You would read this and think the person making the statement is a sane person. They’re all in the same boat. He’s most likely supporting Dangote because he’s a Muslim or of the same ethnic stock and not because of patriotism.
oga rest.. tribalism and religiosity no dey tire you🤔🤔🤔
PoliticsRe: Dangote: Nigeria Greater Than PENGASSAN – FG by Kelklein(m): 1:58pm On Oct 06, 2025
A very sensible statement and position from the Federal Government for the first time in a long time..
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Prevented Sabotage Attempt, Dangote Thanks President by Kelklein(m):
omo.. Nigerian President get powers sha..

Sir pls use the same power on this Gas issue.. the wicked Gas cabals have come together to suck Nigerians dry like they see every sector doing to us. They want suck their own..

Pls come to the aids of Nigerians as over 95% of households depend on domestic gas to cook.

This is an SOS

The so-called unions in that sector always quick to sell Nigerians out
PoliticsRe: World Teachers’ Day: Oyebanji Extends Ekiti Teachers’ Retirement Age To 65 Years by Kelklein(m): 6:27am On Oct 06, 2025
So..what this means is that more young people looking for teaching jobs would have to wait for the elders to get additional 5 years before they can stand a chance..

Isn't that a misplaced priority?!!
PoliticsRe: The London Property That Exposes Nigeria’s Rot by Kelklein(m): 11:16pm On Oct 05, 2025
Abeg leave these people.. it s in public knowledge how offshore accounts were opened for Tribunal justices, till today nothing..

But how did we build such a country of criminals: certificate forgers, bandits, kidnappers, election riggers, stupendously corrupt judges and lawyers 🤔🤔🤔

How?!

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