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PoliticsRe: Imam Of Peace Blasts President Buhari by Kellyhenry(m): 3:39pm On Mar 29, 2020
No joy atall...
PropertiesRe: Cost Of Rent Around Imo| Co-tenant by Kellyhenry(m): 4:18pm On May 05, 2019
Next time tell us the numbers of rooms per flat for more clarity. Tankio
Nairaland GeneralSimple Ways To Show Courtesy by Kellyhenry(op): 3:45pm On Apr 21, 2018
* * * * * * * * * * * * * *
1. Don't break up with someone over text messages.
2. In case you miss a call, drop a message as soon as possible if you're unable to call.
3. Pay back borrowed money as soon as possible no matter how little the amount is. Don't assume that they don't need it and never make them ask you for it.
4. Turn the volume down when you're
watching a video, playing music or playing a game on your phone in a public place or better yet, use headphones.
5. Don't press your phone or use headphones when someone is having a conversation with you. Unplug the headsets from your ears even if nothing is playing and give them your undivided attention.
6. When using someone else's phone or
computer, Don't go through their stuff without permission.
7. Always leave the last piece (of meat) for the person who bought it unless they insist they won't eat it.
8. Don't use speaker phone to have a two person conversation unless your hand are unable to hold the phone.
9. When someone else cooks for you, offer to help clean the kitchen
10. If you stay the night at someone's
house, make the bed or fold the blankets when you leave.
11. Don't let your arguments escalate in public. Find someplace else to continue arguing where others won't feel uncomfortable or interested.
12. If you ask your friends for help with some house work, feed them as payment.
13. When someone buys you food or coffee, try to return the favour within a week (if you can)
14. When you borrow someone's car, fill up the tank as a way of saying 'thank you.'
15. Don't smoke when someone around is Feeling uncomfortable. (so wrong)
16. Make sure you don't forget to return that book you borrowed.
17. When someone gives you a gift, no matter how small it is or the way it was presented, even if it wasn't up to your Expectation, Just say 'Thank You'.
18. When you have someone older than you who's friendly and makes himself free with you, Speak to them with respect.
19. Don't Feel too big to be corrected or reject good advice because you feel it's your life...
Life is a ring...The next blow can come anytime.
*Feel free to add yours or share, at least, as a simple way of showing courtesy for others to learn...
DON'T STOP LEARNING!
Christianity EtcPope Francis Condemned The Bible,introduced A New Book by Kellyhenry(op): 6:40pm On Apr 09, 2018
BREAKING NEWS INTERNATIONAL Pope Francis cancels The Bible and proposes to create a new book abril 2, 2018 Sr. Lobo bible , pope Francis Pope Francis has surprised the world today by announcing that The Bible is totally outdated and needs a radical change, so The Bible is officially canceled and it’s announced a meeting between the highest personalities of the church where it will be decided the book that will replace it, its name and its content. Some names are already being considered and the one that has more strength is “Biblia 2000”. “We can not keep trying to talk our public in a totally new world with a book that has thousands years. We are losing followers and we have to go a step further in the search for the modernization of the church. to rewrite the word of God, even if it is only the Old Testament, in which there are certain passages that it is better not to repeat. ” The news has fallen like a bomb among the most conservative, who consider this idea the definitive clue of madness of Pope Francis. http://thereisnews.com/pope-francis-cancels-bible/
SportsRe: Fiorentina Captain Davide Astori Has Died In His Sleep by Kellyhenry(m): 8:13am On Mar 05, 2018
Drunkpunter:
I might be cardiac arrest.
fulani herdsman spotted...
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Mocked Arsenal FA Cup Win And Got This Reply by Kellyhenry(m): 7:45pm On May 29, 2017
Aburi001:
It's obvious that Chelsea went to sleep shortly after they won the Premier League.

He should be thankful to Mary Slessor indeed, by now nobody would have known anything about his singing and dancing skills grin
Dat was clearly a Joke Mr Hater,i'll advice u Stop Hating cos it won't let u Grow...
CelebritiesRe: Davido And Ice Prince In Face Off In Delta, As Davido Breaks TV - Twitter User by Kellyhenry(m): 6:31am On Apr 23, 2017
abumeinben:
This David and fight!
Waiting for the day he'll fight daddy Showkey
And Terry G
CelebritiesRe: BBNAIJA: ”let’s Put The Kemen Issue To Rest”- Tboss Tells Fans by Kellyhenry(m): 8:08pm On Apr 17, 2017
padiga047:
Somebody dey sleep, u go and b touching her pu**y

Kemen was lucky he was not in an advanced country.

And one stupid 'girl' above me b talking nonsense
Touch her whathuh did u see it ursef!!! i doupt if u have a television atall...men forming saint...
Christianity EtcRe: Kemi Olunloyo: We Should Stop Using Religion As Excuse For Character Defamation by Kellyhenry(m): 7:35pm On Apr 03, 2017
illegalGangla:
Weti this opolo sorry op dey talk......a servant should do like His master...pastors should behave like Jesus...he was called a liar,prince of demons and so many names yet he didn't even say a word to defend himself.

Ibiyeomie na big maluu.
He is a liar
And God wet dey expose go expose am.....
Look him babas them which of then sue...?

If you no know wet in to talk op go dey watch African magic
See This One!!! Hmmm Mumu D Smell
RomanceRe: “I Need A Guy Who Can Lick Me And My Anus Before Sex” – This Lady Says by Kellyhenry(m): 5:13pm On Apr 01, 2017
O0XYGEN:
Shortage of beautiful girls in Ghana? Are you sure u r normal? What beautiful girls do you have in nigeria? Haha those smelly shapeless she-males or what? This comparison is not even logic.
What Is Dis Wan Saying!?! Ma Frnd Shut Up!!!
CelebritiesRe: Pepsi Unveils Tekno As Its Brand Ambassador (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 4:01pm On Apr 01, 2017
okoro4:
The way wet Tekno take blow dey surprise me.I hope say him no dey use juju
Folo go do dey juju blow...
CelebritiesRe: EXPLAINER: Why Kemi Olunloyo’s Arrest Makes Perfect Sense by Kellyhenry(m): 3:51pm On Apr 01, 2017
tintingz:
Lol, aunty Kemi has been tackling men of God for long and yet God or angels didn't fall from heaven to defend these so called men of God.

I thought they said "touch not my anointed", these men of God knows God and angels will not come from heaven to defend them, they resulted in taking her to court, using their pastoral influence to gain support from gullible religious Nigerians.

Aunty Kemi next time, no run your mouth like tap water.
NONSENCE!!! You urgently need a brain surgery...
TravelRe: Fatal Accident In Akwa Ibom, 3 Dead, Others Injured (Disturbing Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 2:57pm On Apr 01, 2017
adorable29:
Shouting ontop your keyboard doesn't erase the fact that your IQ is very very very very very low! .

That is a sincere fact. I really am not in the mood to come down to your level and play in the gutter with you. Especially on a thread like this, so this is my last reply....... But you are inherently a very senseless nattering nitwit. !
E PAIN AM !!!
LiteratureRe: Wole Soyinka Joins University Of Johannesburg by Kellyhenry(m): 8:28pm On Mar 28, 2017
Zabilon007:
In other news,.... DINO NYSC CERTIFICATE SHOWS HE PASSED OUT ON 8TH JULY, 2001.....HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE WHEN 8TH JULY 2001 IS ON A SUNDAY
Why una d kari Dino certificate mata 4 head lyk moi-moi? person wer show u him bsc certificate n nysc join... How many of una don see Buhari PRIMARY SIXhuh
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CrimeRe: Woman Beats Her Husband’s 3-Year-Old Niece To Death In Lagos (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 8:15pm On Mar 28, 2017
ThefemaleKing:
Hmmm. The victim is 3 and her mother died in 2010. Meanwhile this is 2017. What am I missing? undecided
BUSTED!!!
CrimeRe: Woman Beats Her Husband’s 3-Year-Old Niece To Death In Lagos (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 8:12pm On Mar 28, 2017
Op its a 21yr old girl not woman... Her actions further xplains more!!!
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Wore Academic Gown To Senate Plenary Today (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 3:37pm On Mar 28, 2017
CliffordOrji:
We Igbos support Senator Dino Melaye. How I wish Senator Dino Melaye can rule us in Igboland. Infact Senator Dino Melaye must rule us in Igboland in Jesus name.

Dino Melaye is greater than ojukwu
Dino Melaye is greater than chinua achebe
Dino Melaye is greater than nnamdi azikiwe
Dino Melay is greater than nnamdi kanu
Now its dino u wnt,nt kanu again!!! D problem is dat u dnt even knw wat u want
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Found At A Bar Drinking On The Day Of His Burial (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 7:12am On Mar 28, 2017
Luizkid:
Monkey no fyn, but him parents still love am
Na monkey d born monkey...
CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Found At A Bar Drinking On The Day Of His Burial (Photos) by Kellyhenry(m): 7:09am On Mar 28, 2017
Lamzee:
Oruko Omo Na a si maje IKUMAPAYI
Christianity EtcRe: All Things You Want In Your Life Already Exist And Is Within You by Kellyhenry(m): 10:03am On Mar 26, 2017
MrEgbegbe:

God this, God that

God does not exist

We have been expecting his coming since 5 million years ago

He will throw people who don't believe in him into the hell fire ?? What type of fire is in that hell fire ?? It has been flaming for 5 million years without stopping and the people in it haven't turned to ashes ??

God sits in heaven, in a palace decorated with golds and his children are on earth starving and dying of cancer

Can you go tell that story to primary school kids
Eyaaah!!! What a pity...
RomanceRe: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Kellyhenry(m): 1:28pm On Mar 25, 2017
Opinionated:
source: http://www.opinions.ng/6-places-never-toast-nigerian-girl/
Dis Guy Sef...So Wer Come B Beta Place Nwhuh
RomanceRe: UBA Staff Sleeping With My Sister's Husband, Sends Him Her Nudes - Nigerian Man by Kellyhenry(m): 10:46pm On Mar 24, 2017
Man, dats how its done there,its part of d job...
EventsRe: Man Weds 2 Ladies In Delta On The Same Day, Photos Go Viral by Kellyhenry(m): 10:29pm On Mar 24, 2017
transient123:
This is not allowed as a follower of Jesus. It is not good for Christians, it should be condemned.

Better remain a bachelor than remain a polygamist, Christ didn't even marry.
And pls which verse in d bible says no to it?
FamilyRe: Can You Have A Joint Account With Your Spouse? Please Give Reasons! by Kellyhenry(m): 10:18pm On Mar 24, 2017
Why Should Ihuh
CareerRe: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary by Kellyhenry(m): 4:15pm On Mar 24, 2017
Hmmm Well Op,truth b told,u jst endanjared ur self n ur stay in dat company.Rememba d r two pple involve in dis case n der's no way d will hide themselves wateva d hear or noticed concerning dis issue,u jst told ur boss indirectly dat u hv a gud idea of wat was goin on in his office by accepting d secretarys' offer of 2000e after tellin him u kn notin wen he asked u himself. U rilly nid to b careful cos spys dn't always hv a hapi ending...Gud Luck
TV/MoviesRe: 'Efe Talks Too Much About Being From The Streets' - Thintalltony (video) by Kellyhenry(m): 8:21pm On Mar 23, 2017
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TV/MoviesRe: 'Efe Talks Too Much About Being From The Streets' - Thintalltony (video) by Kellyhenry(m): 8:17pm On Mar 23, 2017
Ma man 4get dis tin,atleast he is saying d truth...
TV/MoviesRe: 'Efe Talks Too Much About Being From The Streets' - Thintalltony (video) by Kellyhenry(m): 8:12pm On Mar 23, 2017
Oga 4get dat tin...Atleast he is saying d truth...
RomanceRe: Smart Condom Detects STDs, Lets Users Know How Good They Are In Bed by Kellyhenry(m): 10:16pm On Mar 22, 2017
professorfal:
good! I can keep track on my performance and see ways to improve.

about detecting STDs is It after or before? cus if its after what's the point?
I don already fuck_ the infection naah.
Even after wearing d condomhuh Or abi u wan hold ur own 4 hand!!! Some pple sef...
RomanceRe: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Kellyhenry(m): 9:53pm On Mar 22, 2017
redbeans:
i feel your pain. I attended a boarding school [just male]. Too much closeness, to the same sex can stir up those feelings. I later broke free. My guess is that you're still naive. Lesbian porn will only worsen the situation. I guess you're a teenager, watch more of teen p.orn and use a semblance of a d.ick. Your orientation will change. After which you stop the habit
Did You Jst Say 'stop The Habit'?? Na Xo E Easy?? Hmmm U Cn't B Serious...
RomanceRe: "I Think I Am A Lesbian, I Need Help Please! " by Kellyhenry(m): 9:49pm On Mar 22, 2017
;DHahahahahehehekikikikiki so dis is news
CelebritiesRe: "God Help Me, Don Jazzy Pick My Call, I'm In Love With You" - Lady Cries For Don by Kellyhenry(m): 9:39pm On Mar 22, 2017
Hmmmm e b lyk girls d high pass boys dis days o!!!

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