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Family / Re: I Need Help. Urgent by Keluong(m): 9:26pm On Jul 19, 2018
mimimile93:


Bro are you having issues with comprehension?

Where in my comment did I say the b!tch should look after the child?

I only said she should Keep the pregnancy and as soon as she puts to birth she should take the baby to motherless babies home.. They will be glad to collect the baby from her.
Why call her a b1tch you idi0t?
Family / Re: I Need Help. Urgent by Keluong(m): 5:33am On Jul 19, 2018
To the OP. It will do you well to filter commenta of the frustrated hypocrites in here, then focus on whats important. Very stup1d idi0ts here who deserve to suffer in cesspits all their lives.
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Yes. truly, you made a mistake. We all do. Even the id0ts arrogantly condemning you here have probably done worse. Some here were mega silent thieves or fraudsters at 18, yet they feel so sanctimonious.
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I m not a medical expert, buy I ll kindly advise you go to a hospital or to an experienced nurse to share your plights. Tell them about the drug and see what they say. You already have a challenge, dont add emotional traumas to your problems. Your mental health is highly important, so ignore the frustrated souls here and try keeping a calm mind. No need haggling about the mistake, a solution is more important.
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Send me a PM if you need help/support/advice
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Pheew... Cyber bullying is real tho.

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Family / Re: I Need Help. Urgent by Keluong(m): 5:02am On Jul 19, 2018
mimimile93:


you called a pregnancy mistake?


If your mom thought the way u are thinking would u be here today?

My Advice;

Give birth to the baby then give the baby out to motherless baby homes and move on with ur life.
Will you be there to help her look after the child? She has made her decision to abort, why don't you take your sentimental pseudomoral advice elsewhere. Hypocrites in here
Family / Re: Its Been 4years Away. Appreciation To Nairaland by Keluong(m): 5:39am On Jul 14, 2018
meobizy:
Only 109 comments and this one feels like a nairaland veteran. What then will my friend who clocked 10,000 comments say? You are not on my near-1,000 comment level. Move one side for real veterans, biko.
Young man... No one is forming veteran here... You don't have to turn it to a competition or some sort. I only came to appreciate the beauty of the forum in my life.

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Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 11:58pm On Jul 13, 2018
mimimile93:


The moment you stop eating from their pot, stop sleeping under their roof.

That's when they should stop telling you when to cut or not cut your hair..
Lols... Check the edit bruh!
Family / Its Been 4years Away. Appreciation To Nairaland by Keluong(m): 11:58pm On Jul 13, 2018
Its been 4years away..
Looking back at the threads I created and the evolution of my mindset. Thankful for my life progress so far. I m a testimony to the life of grace. I remember the thread complaining of my dad forcing me to cut my hair. A lot has changed for me since 4yrs. Now, comfortable enough to take care of myself nd family
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Oh life life life!
Never thought I could come back typing from this position. Thanks to Nairaland for helping me grow. Thanks to nairaland for accelerating my societal learning and awareness.

Here was my solace, my go to guy.. teaching me about the world and people. Where I came to when I didn't understand, when I didn't know how to look foolish to the eyes of the world.
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I truly appreciate.
Cheers to everyone contributing meaningfully to the success of this forum.
Thanks to everyone contributing to the growth in this forum.
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P.S. I don't live in Nigeria, but I started as a nairaland homeboy from naija and I ll advise strongly people visiting this site to realize that your life changing information is already here. All you need is to persistently check. You ll hardly or never find it on the front page.. Good things come to those who go looking for it. I m a living testimony

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Religion / Re: If You Attend All Christian Practical Praying Band. Acppb Please Identify Here by Keluong(m): 11:37pm On Jul 13, 2018
colourall:
I do, any question?
Are they real?
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 11:33pm On Jul 13, 2018
4 yrs after, little boy has grown beards and keeps it cool. Now on a trademark fade with a good shave. Moved out of home last year for life in the West. now a part breadwinner to my siblings. Life tho. Moves quite fast... Dad remained stubborn, still drove me to the salon the final day I was leaving the house. Thanks to my parents for the lessons, but still shouldn't force me to cut my hair. I liked it.
Forum Games / Re: Brain-teaser by Keluong(m): 8:43pm On Dec 16, 2014
This question has some level of ambiguity in it.
The only obtainable information from this is that they share a common surname "Two". So the father, like all others can bear Mr/Mrs Two
No reason to conclude.father's name is seventy two.
Religion / Re: Man Asks Church To Return His Tithes Or Face Court Action by Keluong(m): 9:56pm On Nov 30, 2014
lilmaxfidel:
we catholics dont do such sad
catholics are the biggest pretentious tithing sect.
Business / Re: The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything by Keluong(m): 10:02pm On Nov 27, 2014
Kimoni:



If the reserve ratio is increased, it means banks have less money to do business with because they now have to reserve a higher amount which is not available for business. Consequently, there is less money to lend out, this increases interest rate and when interest goes up, people don't borrow money thereby reducing the money in circulation.

MPR is like the base rate of lending or simply put, the minimum rate at which banks lend out money. So banks lend out money at MPR plus a certain margin. This means when MPR is increased, interest rate also goes up and like I explained above, when interest rate goes up, people don't like to borrow, hence, there is less money in circulation and less money for people to spend. Hope this helps!
Yes it does.
Thanks
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Dora Akunyili's Daughter, Njideka Akunyili Wins International Award. by Keluong(m): 8:58pm On Nov 27, 2014
simpleseyi:
Intelligence is hereditary. We are all proud of the Akunyuli family. I wonder the type of brains Mr & Mrs Jonathan's children will have? Drunk's brain or grammarian's brain?
nope, clueless brain

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Business / Re: The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything by Keluong(m): 8:50pm On Nov 27, 2014
edgyslim:


This was a fantastic read. The delivery was superb. Keep it up and keep em coming.

Again, thanks a lot
angelsing:
. * Angelsing stands up and starts to clap*...Thanks buddy I can say I fully understand now!
It would have been better if you simply replied without quoting the whole post. Rather than subjecting us to endless scrolling. It wouldn't make it any less obvious that you are addressing the original post.

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Business / Re: The Bricklayer’s Explanation To Oil Price Fall, Naira Devaluation & Everything by Keluong(m): 8:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
[b] pls, this part is not clear to me

CRR stands for Cash Reserve Ratio. It’s the
proportion of what a bank can lend, to what it
has in its coffers. So if the bank has N1000 and
its ratio is 50%, can only use 50% of that money
(N500) for business. Given that awon banks do
not mess around with profit making, they will
make sure that N500 brings back maximum
profit. Banks are like the servant in Jesus’
parable that got 10 talents from his master, not
the lazy one that got 1 talent. So to make max
profit off the N500, they will raise interest rate if
you want to borrow their money.
MPR stands for Monetary Policy Rate. The
Central Bank uses the MPR to control base
interest rate. The higher the rate, the less money
in circulation. How? If interest rate is higher, will
you borrow money from the bank knowing that
you’ll pay much more later on? Nope. Instead,
you’ll take your money from your pocket and
give it to the bank, so they’ll make you more
money.
Are you saying that if the CRR is incresed, ie if the lending percentage is increased, there will be increased lending rate? Isn't it when there is reduced amount to be lent, thhat there will ve eventually higher lending rate?
Someone should please explain the MPR also for me. I don't seem to get this explanation.[/b]
Politics / Re: The Travails Of Ngozi Okonjo Iweala. by Keluong(m): 9:37pm On Nov 23, 2014
patrick89:
voodoo economist right? I wonder when you and your mother will get to her level. typing poo behind laptop doesn't make you great,,,
most silly comment on nairaland
I don't even know where to start from.
Politics / Re: The Truths Obasanjo Failed To Tell Nigerians. by Keluong(m): 8:05pm On Nov 23, 2014
majekdom2:
and you think GEJ administration is not poor also ,I don't blame you anyways, If there is a chance for your country to be turned into a paradise , you will refuse because you are so used to this incompetence called development.
The same thing I am always thinking.
People are always dwelling on sentiments. (comparative/ethic/religious). It seems Nigerians don't want to even progress. When students undertake jamb examinations which are set at 50% pass mark. It is completely stupid for a student who failed to dwell on escuse of worse results from others.
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What is our benchmark for good leadership given the resources available? Are we going to keep entertaining failure based on preceeding greater failures?
Nigeria is in a crucial state that needs overhauling in many sectors not without starting from the bad blood of corruption, otherwise other efforts will eventually turn futile.

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Politics / Re: The Truths Obasanjo Failed To Tell Nigerians. by Keluong(m): 5:08pm On Nov 23, 2014
youngeagle:
bro you speak freely now than ever,where was you when idris sang nigeria jaga jaga,do you know how our political atmosphere was then,people now openly call a siting president names and get away with it,mind you PDP is not the problem of Nigeria but individuals,if u want a new party ist not these outcast from PDP you want to give power to,and seriously I now see fairness in Nigerian polity than b4,I wonder the so much hate.
Talking about people calling the President names.
The accessibility to the Internet and information contained is increasing at a very high rate.
Even if obj was president and Buhari, the vice president. That won't stop people from voicing out their opinions on the Internet. The power of the Internet is so strong that obj and buhari will go broke if they try to stop/curb the insults and opinions.
Go to religion section and see the number of Nigerian atheist there, despite the fact that Nigeria is amongst the top 5 most religious countries in the world.
Religion / Re: Where Else Will I Run To? by Keluong(m): 11:17am On Nov 22, 2014
lastchild:
Lol.. If not that I've made up my mind of denouncing yachikka, I would've done something to you which I did to my father to believe me

And what is that? Simply asking her 2 tell me your secrets and she will,then you'll know this is not a psychiatric issue like you stated

It takes only people with spiritual eyes to know what I'm saying
ask her if God exists and what happens when we die
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Performance Below Average – Obasanjo by Keluong(m): 10:39am On Nov 22, 2014
Ologunjude:
If you have left this country for an Industrialised countries, you will know GEJ is a big joker even OBJ.

How can Okupe be telling us that they achieving 2000 megawatts of electricity in 6 years is an achievement!

You renovated some roads and he also called it achievement.

Fertiliser is now getting to farmers, that's achievement? Is the price of foodstuff down since 4 years of all these fertiliser stories, rather the prices keep increasing by the day.

These things that they keep bragging about, serious leaders wont even mention them, because they are given. These are things you are expected to do for the people. They are minor.
1000likes.
POST OF THE DAY

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Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Performance Below Average – Obasanjo by Keluong(m): 10:06am On Nov 22, 2014
dotG:

on point ex president. ...
must you quote the whole original post to make your one line comment?
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s Performance Below Average – Obasanjo by Keluong(m): 9:59am On Nov 22, 2014
so many positions in government.
what is the distinct and peculiar role of the senior special assistant to president. Is there junior aswistant also? what's the difference between this role and that of special advicer? Just creating unnecessary positions for people to eat and and avenues to loot.
Education / Re: Six Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by Keluong(m): 3:10pm On Nov 21, 2014
ELECTRICAL ELECTRONICS ENGINEERING is the hardest
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why A First Class Graduate Might Not Get A Job? by Keluong(m): 8:49pm On Nov 16, 2014
I am on 2-2 and I still want to be among the best practicing electrical engineers. I 'll be through with school next year. Any hope?
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2014
DesChyko:
I used to have this issue with my mom when I turned 16. I refused to let her tell me to cut my hair.
She handed the matter over to my father, and that was it.
I would tie a scarf to bed so when I awoke, the hair would be flattened.
But as time went by, I discovered that keeping an afro is stressful and capital-intensive. Even plaiting it is far more distubing. Besides, not everyone would appreciate your appearance, definitely not working organizations with a respectable front to protect.
After all, you'll most probably cut your hair in the near future, why raise dust now?

I ve cut it. check my bolded post. Tho I cut it to fade lowcut style and everyone is saying its nice including my boss who recently made the same hairstlye.But my parents still insist that I should cut it while comparing my hair to only "agberos" they see carrying it.

By the way, saying I will still cut it later. Is it not the same as you keeping skincut since most old people are on skin?
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 1:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
Coldplay007:

I concur with her.. You are not matured. If you are, this won't be an issue..
You are a graduate and you have a job, you need to convince your father that you are grown up.. He still believes you are a kid that needs being told what to do..
Just tell him what you want to do and stand your ground..
He will initially be angry but will learn to respect you more
I am. on internship, not a full time job and I am heading to my final year in school next year.
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 3:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
lilmax:
trust me you are not yet matured
How do you know, you don't even know me.
what makes you say so?
Family / Re: At What Age Should Your Parents Stop Commanding You To Cut Your Hair? by Keluong(m): 2:27pm On Nov 13, 2014
lilmax:
The age you become responsible and matured
Hey, thats harsh.
But I am already responsible and matured and I don't feel like cutting my hair.
Health / Re: I Need Help by Keluong(m): 5:45pm On Nov 12, 2014
the love for here no be small thing.
From hopelessness of not having 25k for just test to this charity and kindness I am seeing here.
Mr Djdola, you are special.

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Fashion / Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Keluong(m): 5:03pm On Nov 12, 2014
amakufrancis:
they told me to reduce it, and i will definetely do it.
what if you are told to take it to a low cut?
Fashion / Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Keluong(m): 3:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
amakufrancis:
everyone are complaining of ma afro, its grown though black and shinny, and i always kip it neat. View ma profile and advice me weda to cut it low or not. . . D disturbance don too much.
Fashion / Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Keluong(m): 3:51pm On Nov 12, 2014
amakufrancis:
everyone are complaining of ma afro, its grown though black and shinny, and i always kip it neat. View ma profile and advice me weda to cut it low or not. . . D disturbance don too much.
my hair was like this a month ago, but my parents made me cut it.
So it depends on your parents. They are the only ones that have any right at all to tell you what to do with your hair.
Fashion / Re: Does The Kind Of Hairstyle You Keep Define Who You Are? by Keluong(m): 2:49pm On Nov 12, 2014
Interesting, my parents are also complaining about my haircut, so at what age should parents stop forcing children to cut their hair. I ve created a thread for it here
www.nairaland.com/1969879/what-age-should-parents-stop#27949536

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