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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kelvindj98: 12:27pm On Aug 07, 2023

Trustmea:
People just dey hype that oshola for nothing. Michelle Alozie is better than her, though I was surprised as she lost the pk. But I swear that gal is mile ahead than the so socalled Assisat abi aziza

Alozie that was playing nfl on a soccer field. What will you call all her shots that were just going wide.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kelvindj98: 11:31am On Aug 07, 2023

On a funny note....Alozie's penalty kick was so funny. I knew she would lose it when I saw how she missed her chance in the game. Is she even left footed? It's as if she is forcing herself to use her left..

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kelvindj98: 11:28am On Aug 07, 2023

I knew we would lose once it entered pk because our girls dont know how to attack and shoot. We just defend defend and defend without any attacking play. How do you win a tournament playing like that.
All the goals we scored in this tournament was by a mistake from the opponent or luck. They are just not good enough. Anyway they tried and should be proud of their perfomance. Well done super falcons.

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Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Oyinbo Woman In Lagos by kelvindj98: 9:15pm On Aug 06, 2023

Alpharey:
The papers are the Koko here. After all, somebody accepted Hell Rufai the midget for a husband. Nothing wey money and fame no fit do.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Marries Oyinbo Woman In Lagos by kelvindj98: 9:11pm On Aug 06, 2023

Akwamkpuruamu:
That lady is bringing to the table what 80% of naija gehs don't have

She resemble table sef.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Sin Would Do To You If You Continue Feeding It As A Christian (Picture) by kelvindj98: 10:15am On Aug 06, 2023

Well done o.....Jesus Christ's PA....you where there when he said those words abi. In fact na you put microphone for im mouth as he dey talk am.

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Committed A Sexual Sin. And I'm Too Scared And Ashamed To Pray. Please Advice. by kelvindj98: 10:15am On Aug 06, 2023

Christians are comedians

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Christianity Etc › Re: Before Indulging In That Sexual Intercourse by kelvindj98: 9:58am On Aug 06, 2023

Your god only wants sex to be practised within the confines of marriage but also made sexual urges a part of the pubescent process (if he indeed created man). Is there sense in that?
Even if you manage to keep yourself from "fornicating", just thinking about f***king someone is a sin (according to your jewish saviour) and is enough to condemn you along with those who actually do it. So what is the point?

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Politics › Re: Dele Alake Asked To Recite The National Anthem By Senator Simon Mwadkwon by kelvindj98: 4:49pm On Aug 02, 2023

southsouthking:
What's the big deal there?
Is he too old to recite the national anthem of a country he's vying to be a minister?

I bet you, half of those pot bellies Senator can't recipe the second stanza of the national anthem
Bunch of ineffective buff-oons.

No be only recipe

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigeria Commences Sanctions Against Niger, Cuts Off Electricity Supply by kelvindj98: 4:42pm On Aug 02, 2023

WriterNigg:
🇳🇪 Niger has Uranium.

A Nuclear power plant will be built by 🇷🇺 Russia in exchange for their natural resources. Problem solved

Lol. When they say a black man is foolish this is what they mean. You think the Russians or any of the west give a shit about improving any African country? They will bribe who they need to bribe and take the natural resources they need. A tale as old as time.

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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs England: FIFA Women's World Cup 2023. (2 - 4)pens On 7th August 2023 by kelvindj98: 3:29pm On Aug 01, 2023

Should have won against Ireland to avoid this. Well they have reached their bus stop. It is time to come down. They tried their best...kudos to the falcons.

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Celebrities › Re: Yoruba Actor, Musiliu Ajinkanle Is Dead by kelvindj98: 10:57pm On Jul 31, 2023

sirblend:
You are lucky....

Though I don't know him, but I know he has automatically escaped the hell fire Tinubu has turned Nigeria to....

RIP

Very True. May you escape Nigeria the same way.

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Politics › Re: I Will Not Listen To Kanu From Nigeria, He Must Meet Me In Finland - Simon Ekpa by kelvindj98: 10:33am On Jul 31, 2023

Our true leader and god Simon Ekpa has spoken. The imprisoned dilector is a puppet of the zoo and ewedu media. So the 2 weeks sit at home goes on.

This sit-at-home will favour me and my family.

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Family › Re: Katsina Man Divorces Wife For Allowing Male Doctor Attend To Her During Delivery by kelvindj98: 11:40pm On Jul 27, 2023

bukatyne:
Not excusing them but the teenage wife can go to school after childbirth. That's what most of the notable Northern women did.

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Politics › Re: Abia: 10 Labour Party witnesses Disappear From Court, Fail To Testify by kelvindj98: 11:14am On Jul 26, 2023

Business › Re: Bamboo, Nairabet, Abokifx: CBN Unfreezes Bank Accounts Of 440 Persons, Companies by kelvindj98: 8:30am On Jul 26, 2023

Good. The decision to freeze the accounts without any due process was wrong anyway. I hope abokifx resumes their services now that Emefailure is gone.

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Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Crashes Petrol Pump Price To ₦‎580/Litre In Kano by kelvindj98: 12:52am On Jul 25, 2023

seborrhic:
It is laudable but is it sustainable economically?
Unless he is buying at less than 580 I don't see how he can economically sustain it,unless he just wants to be running his fuel station as a charity for now.

The Nnpc filling Station around satellite town in lagos has been selling for 568 naira all through last week and this week. It is just greed that pushing some marketers.

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Politics › Re: Electricity: Togo, Benin, Niger Owe Nigeria $18.29m For 2022 Consumption –NERC by kelvindj98: 5:42pm On Jul 23, 2023

Cut supply to all these countries nah.

Health › Re: Anambra Man & His Family Found Lifeless First Night After Moving Into New House by kelvindj98: 4:16pm On Jul 20, 2023

Don't mess with carbon monoxide poisoning. It is a terrible killer. RIP to the dead.

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Travel › Re: Where Can I Legally Relocate To In 6 Months Time? by kelvindj98: 4:04pm On Jul 20, 2023

Want to japa in 6 months abi. Here are some beautiful countries you can go to within that timeline. Lebanon, Afghanistan, Tunisia, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Haiti, Honduras, and El Salvador. Thank me later.

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Crime › Re: UK Police Officers Had Sex With Women While On Duty by kelvindj98: 3:14pm On Jul 20, 2023

Konji destroying lives all over the world. Sexual restraint is perhaps the most difficult trait to have. Most men who haven't fallen to their sexual lust simply haven't been presented with the opportunity.

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Senate Moves To Scrap Age Limit In Job Advertisements In Nigeria by kelvindj98: 11:13am On Jul 20, 2023

Good. It is nothing but ageism. Some folks have to work to pay themselves through school, which can lead to late graduation.

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Education › Re: Japa: Over 137 Students On Scholarship Abroad Absconded — TETFUND by kelvindj98: 6:39pm On Jul 19, 2023

Well done. Criminality is about to skyrocket in those countries.

NAIJA TO THE WORLD.

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Politics › Re: President Tinubu Yet To Move Into Villa Six Weeks After Inauguration by kelvindj98: 11:56am On Jul 17, 2023

Probably doesn't trust the staffs still loyal to Buhari

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Politics › Re: South-East Lost N4trn In 2 Years To Sit-At-Home Order - Deputy Speaker, Ben Kalu by kelvindj98: 10:48am On Jul 16, 2023

No be only 4 trillion. People just pull figures out of their ass.

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Food › Re: Please Enough With The Record-A-Thons - GWR Replies Nigerians by kelvindj98: 11:29am On Jul 13, 2023

No. It's not enough o. Shebi you people were happy when Hilda broke hers because you enjoyed the PR it created. Me too want to break the record for the loudest snorer in the world. GWR neva see anything.

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Education › Re: First Yorùbá Textbook Unveiled In China by kelvindj98: 5:48pm On Jul 12, 2023

Yoruba is Excellence.

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Celebrities › Re: Bobrisky Shows New Curvy Body After Surgery by kelvindj98: 4:59pm On Jul 12, 2023

Look at what nairaland has turned too. Den of Bigotry, Big brother, and Bobrisky's yansh.

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Sports › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Trains With Isreal Adesanya Ahead Possible Fight With Elon Musk by kelvindj98: 4:54pm On Jul 12, 2023

TemplarLandry:
I'm rooting for Heelon Musk.
I want him to whoop Zuckerberg.

I dedicate “Roll Call” by Lil Jon & Ice Cube to Musk. Great jam!

Elon Musk wey don run from the fight. Using his mom to run away.

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Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Enugu Residents Count Losses, Say ‘we Can’t Cope Anymore’ by kelvindj98: 1:36pm On Jul 12, 2023

RockHard:
I don't believe this report. We Igbos are ready to sacrifice anything for Mazi Kanu's release. All our people need are palliatives (like Okpa, Akpu, Isi-Ewu, Nkwobi, Ofe nsala etc), to help them cope with the small hardship resulting from the sit-at-home. That's all. We are not complaining so therefore you Lagos-Ibadam expressway news people should mind your business.

Guy you no well. Lol

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