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AfricanApple: i talk am, i say u get one kind bad tinnnnnnnn for mind. shift go one side joor *pushes him aside*

Which bad tinnnnn.
God just answered ur prayer through me and U are kalling it a bad tin?
Hian! Na wa 4 U o, xo U prayed 4 bad thing be dat na

JoeCutie: Dem dey worry you abi? -_-

U no get respect 4 ur Uncle again abi??

Ishsoph:
Nnaa nwata ahu di oku oo

Muna King Tom g'eji maka ya bu nnwa nwe problem oo
Even you, maka afugom otu isi jiri corner corner n'egosi mmasi.

Eze umunwanyi 1 of Nairaland. Ana'm ekene oo.
Chai!! Which day i go reach una level na. (i.e U, Obayaya and King Tom)

MzMariah: Kelvin since seun changed my moniker from what it is to this, it has not been easy for me. Hmmm, everywhere na wahala, yesterday i was insulted, today I was also insulted to the extent that some people sef almost hang me I'm seriously hinking about deactivating this mzmariah o chai, abi wetin you think?

Deactivate gini?? Abeg no try am o.
Xo do U think creating a new account will xtop d insult
Insultz will surely kome and go, no be Nairaland we dey?? Na them get dia mouth jare, biko dont allow xum1's speech decide ur action 4 U biko...
D MzMariah i know use to be allergic to insultz, wetin kum happen na.. Abi d moniker change changed U as a whole

BTW... Good morning o

trendiitee: Silva nd neymar's absence na hin make brazil suffer dis humiliation

But Brazil kan still come back to win dis match o

zicoraads: Game set and match. Abeg when is the next match

Chief teeo and KelvinGraphics...what I do? What does he even want flom me?

Mehn, wetin Germany dey do Brazil lyk dis??

teeo: Zicoraads added

Good.
Abeg give am list of d things wey him need to buy, ejor

teeo: See teeo here

Abeg write Zicoraads name 4 register, he wish to join our Ministry sir

JoeCutie: No dearie, just yours. Look at your head & hair you'd see what I'm telling you. E go fit am die.

Hey boy

zicoraads: Lmao...which Nkechi? More like Amina.

By the way...I don hang boot tey tey. Alcohol and me dey waka go difft roads.

I go buy u bottle water

Lolz
Bottle water ke? Na 4 T.B Joshua church u dey kum ni?
No be U go drink d beer, na me, Teeo and my Alobamz them, ur own na to just sidon dey kount aw many bottlez wey we don kancel and when we are done u take kia of d billz

BTW... No tell me xay na boko boys dey chase u komot 4rm Abj o

zicoraads: See ur mouth! How u want take die for K.D? Served there last year...the place is really cool u know. Y'all got a lot of misconceptions bowt the north.

Lest I forget, I dey enter Lag next week o. For the very first time

Praise the Lord..
Abeg karry enuf money 4 beer if U dey come o...
Pls Wia riz Teeo?

zicoraads: Me wey don chop rice and stew and coke forget say anythng been sup. Na them sabi

By the way, I hear say NYSC want post u come Abuja...or u go prefer Kano or Kaduna?

Mama Nkechi dey find U make u pay 4 d rice and coke wey U eat o.
MzMariah, biko help me tell mama Nkee xay Zico is here.

MzMariah: Zicoraads pele

Wetin do my Oga wey U dey pele him?

AfricanApple: first of all, i cant define ma love for a man base on golds and diamonds. if he rich, good we go enjoy, if he poor, we go still enjoy

but eh even guys wey never see poor water drink in a day dey cheat pass d rich ones sef, no man is to be trusted
so o 4 me if na god dey ask me dis question i will say rich and faithful guy

Dont worry, iam rich and faithful dear.

MzMariah: Omg, you don finish obayaya

Finish ke? u want make i dey happy as him snatch my yoriyori 4rm me?
Iam just stating the obvious fact, himself, King Tom, Olubukato, and even his latest wife Miracy all knows it.
But If U think xay i dey lie u fit ask google o. Even google knws Sen. Obayaya favorite.

BTW... Dat fish 4 ur d.p don reach to chop o...
Let me go and search 4my fishing net

MzMariah: Sure I know

Xo why are U complaining abt her being 14. U no knw say 14 na over-age 4 Senator Obayaya side He lovez them between dis age bracket '1-9' just single number, he doesnt like them with double digits at all, just dat Miracy is a V.I.P case dats why

obayaya: They don't call me senator for nothing

Lyk she doesnt knw ur other name is Yerimah

Eahyaa... I miss Da Grin gan

obayaya: Barcanistar forgot to take his antidepressant

My broda, na sidon look i dey o.

sucobaba: Uncle Kelvin i dey o..how things?

Uncle Suco, thingz dey o, abeg U see Mama P?

obayaya:

Chief wetin be dis?
Why ur eye dey shuke na?

MzMariah: She no tell me o you see your life? everybody dey clame 'I don't cheat' you sef dey shout 'I don't cheat' ,meanwhile you dey cheat on miracy.

Nah... She e-cheated on me with Sen. Obayaya, dats why i said i wont marry her again.
Miracy why U do me lyk dis na??

MzMariah: Cheat. Lol

Una go quote tire.

Kelvin how you dey and wetin u do miracy?

I dey fine o,

Which Miracy
I hope xay she don tell U xay i talk xay i no go marry her again ba??

ebamma: move our nation forward for wia?, they are there to move their pockets forward.

Lolz

MzMariah: I know guys who don't too.

U r talkin abt me abi??

AfricanApple: I mean real frienship should be something natural like both of u meeting and just naturally got close to each other. no toasting, no wooing.

Just as me and U be now abi?

@MODERATOR... Front page pls o.
BTW... wia ris Senator Obayaya and Chief Olubukato.
Make una kum see matter wey dey ground

MizMyColi: following

Follow follow

Cheriepet: Kelvin

Cheripet, ogini??
See ya eyes go fall off o

Cheriepet: KG stop form good bwoy, i, lani, JJ, CJ n even KP himsef know say u b bad bwoy

Xo U are among the people labelling me bad boy abi?? **crying** Mama P must hear this.

Wia ris Mama PrettySpicey and Uncle Sucobaba??

Jennimma: Soyinka's hair is cool and so full of wisdom. BTW,Kelvin i hope say dis one no b jealousy o. And by the way,I didn't claim grey hair o. Chukwu ekwela till I reach grannie age. Hehehe

Lolz... Jelousy ke.
Nah, why should i be na. Iam not @all. I heard u say dat d grey hair lookz nice only women xo dats why i made mention of Wole Soyinka kuz i knw xo many ladies are crushing on him mainly kuz of that his fine hair
BTW... Aw u dey? dont U think d grey hair will really look nyc on U now?