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Food / Re: The Bush Rat I Killed Today.. by kelvinquincy(m): 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2022

Which brewery produce those?
Golden Guinea Breweries Plc, Umuahia
Politics / Re: Disconnect Customers Rejecting Meters, NERC Orders DISCOs Distributors by kelvinquincy(m): 8:01am On Dec 03, 2020
Meter wen we never even take eye
Romance / Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by kelvinquincy(m): 12:37am On Jun 19, 2020
I must Bleep precious this night, see how she open her leg dey sleep like mumu...I don burn 4 rap of SK top am with 2 black bullet... I must yash her this night becoz I don too buy her fried rice and chicken, and shawama....the money I spend on her no go go in vain

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Health / Re: I Have Been Having Itchy Penis For Over Six Months by kelvinquincy(m): 6:02pm On Apr 03, 2020
Slay queen runs girl don give you disease Oh...next time always use condom if you survive it
Politics / Re: Amina Abubakar Bello Inspects Niger Disease Isolation Center, Okays Facility by kelvinquincy(m): 11:54am On Mar 19, 2020
Useless Nigeria government


Romance / Sensible Reasons You Should Marry A Girl Between 19 & 24 Years by kelvinquincy(m): 11:45am On Jan 19, 2020
1. Remember girls mature earlier than BOYS, by 16 a girl is READY biologically to give BIRTH but since we dont want to be called Pedophiles we will let them be for 3 more years then go in when they are 19, to prove that girls are ready at that time, you will notice at that age-group they shun their same-age boys and focus on men in their late 20s, even 30s. if a girl matured at 16 but you only marry her after 25 what do you think she has been doing all this time?IF A GIRL IS Old ENOUGH TO VOTE AND DRINK BEER AT 18 WHY Wait ANOTHER 7 YEARS TO MARRY HER?

2.Remember women lose value with age, time is a woman's greatest enemy and a man's greatest friend because by 35 women are using more and more makeup and hairdye but at 35 a man has just come into his own, he is confident enough to be who he is without apology, he flaunts that bald head and rock that beard like a boss.MEN AGE LIKE WINE WOMEN AGE Like MILK.

3.Remember at that age the girl is poor, which means you are the knight that saves her.whats the point of dating a 30something woman with everything? she doesnt need you and will walk away at any time, thats why highly educated rich women are always single or are divorced. Relationships THRIVE WHEN THE WOMAN IS FINANCIALLY DEPENDED On THE MAN.

4.Remember a younger woman has not dated a lot so her heart has not been savaged too much by men.there is a reason why most feminists are older women and why its older women who come up with slogans like "men are dogs"etc they have been broken-hearted too much, when you date her, she brings that into the relationship. but young girls are innocent, love and sex are still new to her and even the sight of a n@ked man is still magical to her. A FRESH Broom SWEEPS BETTER THAN AN OLD BROOM.

5.Remember even God Himself chose a young girl to be the mother of Jesus.why would you think you are better than God and choose a woman in her 30s to be the mother of your kids?? LEARN FROM GOD.THE YOUNGER THE Better. men wake up or you will be the Retirement Plan for these women who sleep around through-out their 20s and only settle when men start ignoring them in favour of younger girls.

Remember the 3 rules of Dating:

1.Never date any gal fatter than your mama
2.Never date any gal less prettier than your young sister
3.Never date any gal with more kids than you.

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Romance / 8 Things A Woman Does Only When She's Mad Over You by kelvinquincy(m): 8:49am On Jan 07, 2020
How does a man know that a woman likes him?

1. Dresses up
She wear what she knows will impress you, she must not really wear her best cloth but anything she wears must be good.

2. She lets her jealousy show
Women generally like to hide their jealousy, but she will make her jealousy show when ever you are with another girl and she doesn't like it.

3. Reveals her deepest secrets
She will reveal to you her deepest secret even if she hasn't know you for long

4. Admits her feelings for you
Women hate putting their feelings out there except there are really into you and they want you madly. She doesn't mind telling you she likes you.

5. Indulges your excesses
If she likes you, then she’ll let you get away with a lot more than you should.
Things that other men [and even her own friends] will never get away with, she'll permit them if it's you doing them.

6. Food
She will always ask if you are hungry and what your favorite meal so she can make it for you, and she will invite you always to her place for food

7. She goes goofy
Women want to be classy for the whole world. With you, however, it goes deeper than that.
She's willing to show you her goofy, playful side.

8. She loves you with those quirks
She loves you with all your crazy character that your friends laugh you for and she won't complain of them.


TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Tacha Fumes At Frodd, Blasts Him by kelvinquincy(m): 4:18pm On Jul 17, 2019
Big brother... Abeg, arrange tacha for me make I shine her puna...

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Business / Re: Femi Otedola Steps Out With His Daughters, Tolani,florence And Temi by kelvinquincy(m): 3:56pm On Jul 17, 2019
Abeg femi Otedola...give me your daughters, make I shine their puna..
Politics / Re: Senator Elisha Abbo Pleads Not Guilty To Assault Charge by kelvinquincy(m): 4:54pm On Jul 08, 2019
Let the bet9ja guy say something about this
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy Insists On Sex Before Marriage To Ascertain Sexual Compatibility by kelvinquincy(m): 4:14pm On Jul 08, 2019
Let the bet9ja guy say something about this
Travel / Re: Like China, Like Lagos: A Look At The Great Wall Of Lagos - Photos & Videos by kelvinquincy(m): 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2019

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Travel / Re: Like China, Like Lagos: A Look At The Great Wall Of Lagos - Photos & Videos by kelvinquincy(m): 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2019


Travel / Re: Like China, Like Lagos: A Look At The Great Wall Of Lagos - Photos & Videos by kelvinquincy(m): 2:55pm On Jul 08, 2019
Education / Re: University Of Maiduguri (UNIMAID) Senate Building (Photos) by kelvinquincy(m): 8:26am On Apr 12, 2019
Last last...boko haram go bomb am

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