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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by gowonmaharajah(m): 12:32am On Jun 19, 2020
;Dnairalanders too like sex. dem use am swear for una
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by lechboy: 12:36am On Jun 19, 2020
Hmmmmm
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by kelvinquincy(m): 12:37am On Jun 19, 2020
Taah!
I must Bleep precious this night, see how she open her leg dey sleep like mumu...I don burn 4 rap of SK top am with 2 black bullet... I must yash her this night becoz I don too buy her fried rice and chicken, and shawama....the money I spend on her no go go in vain

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by zynzyn(m): 12:41am On Jun 19, 2020
EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..

Bottom line, SEX is the greatest weapon a woman can use to bring you down!!

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nairalandmonika: 12:48am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...
Lol, she was having orgasm na, but girls sef their own orgasm can be scary

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 12:49am On Jun 19, 2020
Unfortunate:
Mention my name again and be cursed everlasting
Ahhhh Wayray grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 12:50am On Jun 19, 2020
osazsky:
how many rounds..was it marathon
Amatarasha, nbo how many round we do
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 12:51am On Jun 19, 2020
Nairalandmonika:

Lol, she was having orgasm na, but girls sef their own orgasm can be scary

First time to experience such... I was scared
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 12:56am On Jun 19, 2020
heendrix:


Phucccck damnn

imagine if she was successful. dang I'm done having sex with random girls tbh

I swr bro. That's the way to go

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 12:58am On Jun 19, 2020
zynzyn:


Bottom line, SEX is the greatest weapon a woman can use to bring you down!!

Exactly bro. sad random sex usually ends in tears

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by dahoney1(m): 1:08am On Jun 19, 2020
Let us Pray for protection over anything we do. either bad or good.

Back in uni days. it was on Sunday afternoon my girlfriend called me that she was coming over. when she came. she told me that her dad has her to break up with me. because am a Christian and she is a Muslim. she said her dad said she can't marry a Christmas. We both really love ourselves. the relationship was really intense than almost my everyone in my department know us. after she broke the new. na so she started crying ooo. so I started petting her. she has to sleep on my while I continue to pet her. my roommate was also in the room reading. he also try to pet her also. before I knew it. she was gone. she wasn't breathing, my cos mate raised her arm twice, no movement. na so we go dey carry neighbor water dey pour on her. before she came back to life oo. my legs was shaking, I couldn't stand, my roommate wasn't shaking angrily, shouting on her if she want to kill herself. I couldn't allow her to sleep over at my place or sleep over alone at her place. so I have to take her to one of my female friend lodge to sleep over. I was shaking for a week. till I let go of the memory. when ever me and roommate gist about it, we also give thanks to God for saving us..
Note: Before she broke I started recording our conversation because I have feeling that something like that might happen. I don't know how. but the feeling just came.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Afobajelarry: 1:14am On Jun 19, 2020
dahoney1:
Let us Pray for protection over anything we do. either bad or good.

Back in uni days. it was on Sunday afternoon my girlfriend called me that she was coming over. when she came. she told me that her dad has her to break up with me. because am a Christian and she is a Muslim. she said her dad said she can't marry a Christmas. We both really love ourselves. the relationship was really intense than almost my everyone in my department know us. after she broke the new. na so she started crying ooo. so I started petting her. she has to sleep on my while I continue to pet her. my roommate was also in the room reading. he also try to pet her also. before I knew it. she was gone. she wasn't breathing, my cos mate raised her arm twice, no movement. na so we go dey carry neighbor water dey pour on her. before she came back to life oo. my legs was shaking, I couldn't stand, my roommate wasn't shaking angrily, shouting on her if she want to kill herself. I couldn't allow her to sleep over at my place or sleep over alone at her place. so I have to take her to one of my female friend lodge to sleep over. I was shaking for a week. till I let go of the memory. when ever me and roommate gist about it, we also give thanks to God for saving us..
Note: Before she broke I started recording our conversation because I have feeling that something like that might happen. I don't know how. but the feeling just came.


God no go shame Us

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by AABBIIMM(m): 1:36am On Jun 19, 2020
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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by saajus: 1:37am On Jun 19, 2020
Girls nowadays are very desperate. I don't know what is going on. In fact, they are now boldly selling charms to hook men. There are many vendors of such charms on Instagram.


EzzyCarter:
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Okwyjesus(m): 1:43am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends

Why not wait till you get married.
Have you not heard that SINNERS WILL GROAN IN HELL
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 1:46am On Jun 19, 2020
saajus:
Girls nowadays are very desperate. I don't know what is going on. In fact, they are now boldly selling charms to hook men. There are many vendors of such charms on Instagram.




True.."special package" and all sorts of perfumes. Only God can save men
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by oshaosha2014(m): 1:47am On Jun 19, 2020
Special package.

FARA4GA:


Guy.... Your own na still JJC compared to my experience.... Mine did not need a blade..

I was in my final year in the uni then and this babe who thought I was drunk after drinking some bottles of big stout, used their hands to pluck my public hair and threw it in her mouth when I opened my eyes . ...... Na so I grab her throat.... She dey form say she dey choke. ..... I didn't care, I told her the only way I would leave her throaty was that she spat all the contents in her mouth out.....

What exactly them dey even use person hair do?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Rolexjerry(m): 2:12am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...



funny comment gringringringrin
Ha ha ha ha ha. This guy u no well
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by coolcare(m): 2:13am On Jun 19, 2020
angry grin angry grin grin
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by bigcasava1(m): 2:20am On Jun 19, 2020
ashewoboy:
just because you want to fokosobo you would now let her sleep till the next day in your house.

what is inside pvssy that makes men chase pvssy a lot?
what you don't know u don't know trial will confirm you
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by alphaNomega: 2:31am On Jun 19, 2020
Carchoice:
Had a nasty experience too. I recorded everything just in case.


Some ladies are fond of leaving their abode to a mans house even when they are not in good health. Some feel safe doing this because they’d be taken care of while some are just ignorant.

True, some do it with the hope that they'll be taken care of
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by olurili(m): 3:01am On Jun 19, 2020
one night a girl slept over at my place,at midnight when she notice my thing standing,she bring scissors out,place it on my dic,then wake me and ask who is ruka....na so i start confessing all my sin oo,thank GOD 4 entering her mind that night sha

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 3:09am On Jun 19, 2020
don't you people sleep,see as those viewing plenty
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 3:24am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...



funny comment gringringringrin
Public hair part eh
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by AreaFada2: 3:33am On Jun 19, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Is op a female or a male
Am confuse here
Maybe a transgendered.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 3:38am On Jun 19, 2020
Nawao...things are really happening
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ecclize: 3:52am On Jun 19, 2020
one can be too careful in this life...
just pray the worse doesn't happen
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by TruthSpeaker: 4:03am On Jun 19, 2020
Are you serious?
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:11am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

https://www.nairaland.com/5931024/ekiti-state-student-dies-boyfriends
is that why you used a female moniker?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by MOnkeyBabe(f): 4:16am On Jun 19, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...



funny comment gringringringrin
tha one na Bobo AlinCO style

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