Crime › Re: Hahaha�: Drug Dealer Caught Hiding Under A Big Round Bucket (photos) by KendrickAyomide: 5:21am On Nov 02, 2017 |
morbeta: What's the difference between this guy and Mr Bean. Drugs |
Celebrities › Re: Calabar Carnival 2017 : Rick Ross, 2face Idibia, Others To Thrill Fans by KendrickAyomide: 11:57pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
No Speedy ? Without the Anergy God himself, i am no sure the carnival go make sense |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Real Madrid: UCL (3 - 1) On 1st November 2017 by KendrickAyomide: 11:33pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Dutchey: funniest thing abhu madrid president is that, he goes with sack letter everywhere and all he needs to is 2 add date and sign on it... hahahahahahahahahaha.. this one shock me.. |
Phones › Re: Noticed This On The New Whatsapp? by KendrickAyomide: 1:29pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Mumu |
Celebrities › Re: Terry G Celebrates His Son Teerex On His 5th Birthday by KendrickAyomide: 1:11pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by KendrickAyomide: 1:03pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles: I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20 seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. hahaha... bros you need a script in the next Empire Season |
Crime › Re: The Indian Teacher Who Raped 11-Year-Old Nigerian Boy In School Pictured by KendrickAyomide: 5:49am On Nov 01, 2017 |
giles14: wot a wasted life . the babalawo that used ur brain was dead long times ago e pain am.. pained Fool |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Roma Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 31st October 2017 by KendrickAyomide: 9:45pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
arukwe123: see Mod, within seconds dey don update scores, if na chelsea score na, e go take una 10hrs to update. Smh hahahahalalaakakahahahaha .. e pain am.. |
Crime › Re: The Indian Teacher Who Raped 11-Year-Old Nigerian Boy In School Pictured by KendrickAyomide: 8:39pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
..India is to Rape.as.IPOB is to Drugs |
Crime › Re: Corper's Baby Dies In Lagos Creche, School Management Silent by KendrickAyomide: 5:54pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Chai !!! Demonic ritualist creche |
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Guys Seen The Latest Pre Wedding Pictures In Town. by KendrickAyomide: 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
hahabakakakahaha.. do where your power reach.. no kill your self |
Sports › Re: Asensio Joins Ronaldo, Messi And Neymar On ISIS Threat List by KendrickAyomide: 5:43pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
..HISSLAM - Religion of pieces |
Crime › Re: Osayomore Joseph:"we Are Still Negotiating With The Kidnappers" — Family Reveals by KendrickAyomide: 5:40pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
God punish those bastard kidnappers... ov3r 2 weeks now.. maybe they think the Old man is Hiding millions... |
Forum Games › Re: How Many Days Have You Spent On Nairaland!!! by KendrickAyomide: 5:38pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Mah go check... |
TV/Movies › Re: TSTV News: Don't Fail Us On November 1st, Nigerians Warn TSTV Management by KendrickAyomide: 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2017 |
Lmao.. i don't know why Nigerian Projects are always like this.. |
Celebrities › Re: Temi Otedola Stuns In Traditional Outfit by KendrickAyomide: 11:13am On Oct 30, 2017 |
... Mofe72: Nobody stopped you from posting or taking pictures.
Nigerians are so petty.
Did they ask nairalanders or bloggers to carry their matter?
There are people who take selfies everyday.
it's their phone, their life, their social account.
If their father wasn't rich, you wouldn't complain. ... Very good reply.... A rod for a Foools back |
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Beats Carlos Takam To Retain Heavyweight Title by KendrickAyomide: 11:32pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Gracesofar: U r ryt with ur points. But something tells me takam will come victorious in the match. The man has got experience, his ruthless, and his Boxing Brock lesnar. AJ might have the time advantage though considering the fact his been training for this match in forever. But the way I see it. Experience might overcome strength and endurance. My stake though. And apart the last of takam I saw made me understand aggressiveness really helps in boxing. Takam z ruthless,aggressive, his jabs and right hand has the weight advantage and holy good lord. Experience z something takam got again. My stake z on takam carlos ask that thing to tell u again. oga analyzer.. AJ |
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Celebrities › Re: Lady Tattoos Wizkid's Face And His Starboy Logo On Her Back(Pics, Video) by KendrickAyomide: 5:41pm On Oct 28, 2017 |
Abudu2000: Buhari promised us wizkid picture but that taat is what we got. It won't be well for that old fool  Lmao. wetin concern buhari and WizKid na? |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Catalan Parliament Declares Independence From Spain,madrid Approves Direct Rule by KendrickAyomide: 3:45pm On Oct 27, 2017 |
Congrats |
Politics › Re: How Long Would It Take Your Country To Fix This Damaged Road, See Reactions(Pic) by KendrickAyomide: 6:55am On Oct 27, 2017 |
Even in the States |
Politics › Re: Twitter User Sees Buhari's Dinner With Saraki & Dogara As 'Game Of Throne' by KendrickAyomide: 6:51am On Oct 27, 2017 |
Seat of the scornful |
Nairaland General › Re: Three Useless Things You Cannot Use ( Pictures ) by KendrickAyomide: 11:11pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
These are demonic items |
Christianity Etc › Re: Biafra: Anambra Church Declares 40-Day Fasting by KendrickAyomide: 6:50pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
ORIGENAL: Which of dem u beta pass? e pain am.. all including your lineage.. Hunger kee u |
Christianity Etc › Re: Biafra: Anambra Church Declares 40-Day Fasting by KendrickAyomide: 5:19pm On Oct 26, 2017*. Modified: 6:36pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Hahahaha. na Hunger go kill dem.. where dem dey when python dey dance for their backyard |
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Honour DJ Olu With An Album by KendrickAyomide: 5:15pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Eya.. RIP OLU !! |
Celebrities › Re: An Open Letter To Daddy Freeze by KendrickAyomide: 5:11pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
"Open" letter? oga close that letter and sitdown and be humble |
Politics › Re: Navy's 'Operation Octopus Grip' In Bayelsa, Delta Set To Be Launched by KendrickAyomide: 5:09pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: When Daddy Freeze Sneezes: House On The Rock Reacts To Tthing Issues by KendrickAyomide: 1:49pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Freeze |
Celebrities › Re: Pasuma Visits Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi At His Palace (Photos) by KendrickAyomide: 1:41pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
"Pasuma" no dey old , the thing dey "Wonder" me |
Education › Re: 5 Departments In OAU Where Bagging First Class Degree Is Almost Impossible by KendrickAyomide: 1:26pm On Oct 26, 2017 |
Why Africa especially Nigeria will always be backward.. if a student merits it, why not give him or her  This country is cursed with corruption and evil !!! |