₦airaland Forum

ChiefPiiko:
I can give her head instead??

Better


In her asshole

ChiefPiiko:
Do you have a sister?? Kindly PM her no

We don't do asslicking bro

Good luck searching

Aaaaaaah!!!!!!


Nigerians won't kee mee


"Death toll"

Missali:
Neither, what I mean is that men clamour for women who would stick with them through thick and thin without eventually playing out their roles when it comes down to it.

This same guys comes online to rant about women who ain't loyal and all that as if, they are.

this your story is not enough to conclude or advise girls not to stand by their guys.

*D guy may not love you like you love him
*He may b using you to "pass" time
*He may b the ungrateful type
*He may have distracted and needed you to call him to order once his friend told you
*You may b one of those gold diggers dat fabricated this story to justify your gold digging.......

ChiefPiiko:
I was celibate all year long

but you already had sex with dat Ghana girl by licking her ass na.

What do you mean being celibate again

If na beauty

Leave am for igbo girls

makydebbie:
Yea it's lol.

I'm not giving any spoilers. Though in my opinion was abit overrated. But it's comedy so I enjoyed it.

even d first part was overrated

biacan2:
Hahahahahhe my bele ooo I hear Martin dey say elor elor

lol

You remind me of my kid sister

Jodha:
I was doing just fine...handling Falconewu (the lil chicken) ...until big nose showed up...and ruined eer'thing...

How two old men go dey attack 1 lil girl..thunder fire una...if dem send una ...muhna tell em.say...una no see me...

Good riddance!!

just keep quiet


Your noise don too much


Crayfish

Mynd44:
No GF.

Single to stupor

I thought you got one here the other day, or you don't know how to groom a relationship.

MidNightHunter:
Lmao...I swear the guy fine pass her welle
People just like to they castigate others,while them no even better pass the person..
Just look that babe again,jeez,and she even get gut to insult other people ?...Smh..

It's easy to attack people na. Lol

shaybebaby:
It is I indeed but who give a flying fvck what you think?
My boo loves my ugly and that is the person whose opinion counts.

then stop carrying another person's matter on your head.


Face your boo

You constituting nuisance here.

shaybebaby:
Girl(?), pig, hippo, whatever you are, do one.

If red plastic cups and dirty mattresses are your thing, great. Go meet your cohort okay, not interested in pork except when it's being served up as bacon for breakfast.

see who is talking

shaybebaby:
No thanks, I find fat people gross.

if you are the one on your dp then you UGLY.


Ugly girls type like they look.

ksbusari:
Am confused. pls i need ur advice. My girlfriend and i av been dating for a while nw and just yesterday she confessed that she had sex with someone i had been suspecting. she told me she had sex with that man for money knwing fully well my financial status at this present tym. she begged to be forgiven bt dont knw what to do. pls help pls. this is a girl i really love. everybody around me already knws her.

you have already forgiven her judging from ur writeup. It's just a matter of time before you start off again and she will still cheat again. I have been in ur shoes, being broke no good but work hard.

No put hand for bad thing while hustling

ReinaFarine:
Whether e better pass them or e worse, e use I'm own hand spoil him market when e add super on top the cute wey e no cute.

But I know some of our ladies don start to flash im number.

if na you dey ur dp then him fine pass you

We wee mees you

That's bad

Happy Xmas to airforce1 (he makes me laugh here), agent silifa, vivly, lefulefu (very friendly especially with women)

And a merry Xmas to everyone here.

Blackhawk03:
Very fine, thanks.

you are one girl I admire here, even though you like aproko just like most girls.

I like your nairaland personality.

Blackhawk03:
Oh my! This my mumu lateness must stop this year oooo... Lemme goan start from page1

Una no even fit wait for boxing day before throwing punches, ittiz well.

how your new hubby,mind

biacan:
Madam you Don view finish......?

I want to view too


Why you dey rush to remove am

Mariinee:
Ahbeg shatap. Olodo.

this Smally

GeneralOjukwu:
Your parents actually celebrated when you were born. Your role models are criminals and you wonder why you NEVER progress in life

I pray you take after him.

You would soon end up on Nairaland FP with the words "Lynch" , "Robber"

you've just shown how poor you sense of understanding is.

Now fukkkk off!

In fact I like this kind of a thief

No gun (the shit scares me)

Didn't kill

Stole from where they have it in abundance and not a fellow broke neggar. Though the seller may pay from his salary.

Dimples129:
I can honestly say I have pmed men on nl... But these are Kings not some joke. They are known, respected and therefore worthy of a Queen to say hello. I have never experienced anything bad from an Nl guy. Those who became life long friends now and those who made me laugh and left me smiling. I believe you are what you attract. I attract ONLY Royalty

Nitefury

Till death do us Part

are you done?


Now gerarahere!!!

makydebbie:
Bae lemme teach you.

Phones that uses fingerprint to open, when you reboot your phone, it requests for pattern or whatever you use as backup password. So before you sleep, reboot your phone. You kuku know day time he no sabi your pattern cos na fingerprint you dey use.


I dey sleep like dead woman so na my scope be that.

it's easy to learn patterns

SoNature:
Now I see why that cute oyibo babe won't let IK Ogbonna alone. This guy is sweet

d guy like cute women

NA him make Juliet Ibrahim leave her husband come break her heart.

dafeyankee:
87 people per hour?

No wonder the East is dry and Okokomaiko is full.

most of them are from ijebu ogbomoso ibadan ilesa followed by onitsha, enugu ebonyi