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Romanticboy1: U mean yu will beat ya wife if she offends yu! 2bad!

Pokemon43: when i av her bb pin pictures phone number account number hahahaha stay away fire pls pay money fast in to d account for her let me help her shop with it,then i will grow fatter nd her account slimmer

Pokemon43: no worry at age 70 u still be bachelor still dey woo young girls u go wish say u neva lay a finger on ur fiancees if not u for marry.real men don't lay a finger on their wives

Pokemon43: ooo i wish u triple of dat no worry by d time ur wife take u dey do weight u go know wetin i mean

Romanticboy1: I said Pörn

Adex097: [b]
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I've missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will
pay
you a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to
have you. I will be expecting you sweet.
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again, she thinks
I
will buy her drinks with my money again, she
must
be joking.
TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I
dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink
beer…..
Francis: like U. Later now!
AFTER DROPPING THE CALL
John: That Francis can be funny at times but
always great
companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but
they never like themselves.
Boys are always mean and rude but they will
always watch each
other's back.
TRUE or FALSE??

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Romanticboy1: sup affrey??


Cum nd ask questns ooo

Romanticboy1: Pun!

tsleazy: ok na my brother ken #drops sledgy

Romanticboy1: hi bernie! Ask sum lit questns or frm oda subjects

tsleazy: #asakel's sledgehammer in my hand....."who u dey talk to like that ??"

odizeey: go n ask iya shukura

mhizz_bernie: elo faith n my name z bernie n nt dat

odizeey: gud evening boss,
For dat page,i don go fitness for am

Faith93: lol..funny dude....dey dere mk pant nd bra dey wear u

fidelia162: fire

exPLIcit7: Ken excel I want y0u to add me 0n 2go...exPLIcit73

Faith93: Evenin!

odizeey: hahahahaha,she think say na clear eye person tk marry gate man?

Pokemon43: Feed me and i live,give me something to drink and i'll die,what am i?

Pokemon43: did u say my mate?u dat av done best man 16 tyms yet you nor wan marry all you six girlfriends av run away finish cos u re always beating dem.for me am going to convent cos i nor need man when go take me do punching bag

odizeey: call dis no.(08096294786),he'll tell u

chaarly: hahahahahaha lwkmdied

*wheres d HOLY CANE*

Mehlena oya lie down
i go flog u personally

ken excel.. hold her hands
romantic boy.. hold her legs (dnt romance her pls smh*)

if ah hear pim. . . u go hear wim!

Miscellaneous: bro, alot they can do. . . . This is rubbish. . .ASUU and dem jonathan children dey abroad y we dey here dey look their face ? For wetin na. . Shuo. . .i bet u if one skul serious with this thing ehn, other skul go serious put.



good morning bro, lol. . . This is one of d reason y i said it isnt bad governance. . . .so naija nor concern u ? Haaaa. . . . .dem need to change so many tinz for this country o

Mehlena: #prepare for clearance nd resumption....mttchw i evn dey answer u sef. beefing mood

ojingbe: I be wan choose uniilorin b4 o.c naw dem dey give i-pad to new student wey wan enter them get smart board dem get multipurpose card and so on.on top everytin dem no dey go strike.what a perfect skul*biting finger*

Miscellaneous: everybody will answer them bro. . . Imagine futa or unilag or uniben student leader summon students to do a protest tagged ''occupy dat state'' imagine wat will happen. . . Them go ansa student quick quick. . . . ASUU and dem jonathan just dey play ball with our future. .

How sad

Mehlena: u no dem na..me nor suppose dey tell u again fa.. If u quit i go still come draw u baq here again!

odizeey: Any small tyn how was ur nyt.
How I wan tk knw hw my nyt go wen I dey sleep,
Later nw una go say person dull

chaarly: hmmmm.. dis kine family----+

frm music to literature.. to government to chemistry nw.. biology...


okk.. 1 question for y'all biology studs . . . !

pls dnt look @ any textbook or google anytn pls


who can explain ''HOW WE SEE''
d reward is 100naire airtym
#fastest finger# no jokes

ps. only dose usin mtn and etisalat pls

Mehlena: lol y i go trust u..e do tey wey i don dey suspect u