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mickeyIso: ok ..but barney has sed already dt it's nt paradox

hmmm...na she come sabi..bt i guess she must be kiddin

Ok nw..answer dis one.
Mr John took is hat and took is leave....

mickeyIso: self contradictory na wa o

Lolz..i wasn't d one dat said it..it was affrey so i corrected her..

Affrey: but hey look at that sentence,dis is the beginning of the end of my career.dat guy has just lost his job or sumtin.so what do u now think is the answer

i said dat its a paradox...infact were is dat miss bernie?

mickeyIso: which makes it antithesis

yap u kinda rite in d sense dat antithesis also make use of contradictin statement like to err is hman, forgive divine...dats an example of anithesis...bt in her qstn dere is ntin opposin or contardictin dere na...its paradox..

Affrey: paradox is a self contradictary statement which looking at it has no meaning but when looked closely will definately see a meaning eg a war has end becos the war is with us,but maybe sha

hey hey...abeg ooo.no allow d gods of literature strike u ooo..paradox does nt av contradictin words or statement its oxymoron dat does..

Affrey: oxymoron or euphemism

it can neva be euphemism cox it talks abt usin a pleasant word or statement to represent sth unpleasant....
Like sayin her mum is an environmental engineer...wen u check d meanin of such it refers to dose ppl dat do sweep d road..
And oxymoron talks abt two contradictin words..

mickeyIso: what makes it paradoxical??it's certainly not oxymoron

its paradox nt oxymoron in d sense dat it is funny bt definitely has some hidden truth...u can anaylse it urself and get d ans

Droga dray: =mhizz_bernie]'dis s mainly a questn 4 d art student on ds thread
bt any1 wu has an idea kud ansa what figure of
speech is 'dis is the beginnin of the end of my career' wuld rili luv 2
no cus









d best ansa to dis is paradox...lit is my lyf,m so sure

bro d fact dat lit is ur life dosen't make u rite..bt its rite bcox dats d rite ans...

mhizz_bernie: 'dis s mainly a questn 4 d art student on ds thread bt any1 wu has an idea kud ansa what figure of speech is 'dis is the beginnin of the end of my career' wuld rili luv 2 no cus

its a paradox and dere is no two ways abt it...

Ok wat abt.d son is d fada of d man?

Wat figure of speech?

Affrey: ur presence alone is company,thanks.

bcox of wat u just said i wont leave here again...



Did i just say dat?

oluwaugo: dont be too fast guy...jst wait

wait for wat??besides na u be her?

oluwaugo: dont be too fast guy...jst wait

why una too like to dy quote selff?

Any small fin i talk.....besides na u dy speak for d gal?

Xplicit.....dnt worry thy lord is ur strength..

Affrey: *similes* i did not mean it that way na haba

haba too...bt am nt adex na,so hw do u xpect me to knw wen u mean sth dis way or dat way?

[quote author=odizeey]na true o dem dey initiate person o[/quoteso na who u wan come initiate nw o?

Affrey: Am so bored.*listening to music i miss you by beyonce*

make i come keep u company?

odizeey: mk I no lie,I go chop o,na im b say na free food after classes bro

lamo..na food go do u sth ooo

Affrey: hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.u kill me

Hahahhaha..abegg oo make u neva die oo

Adex097: ma guy, abeg cool down o

Hahahahahah......no hard feelins bro.

Affrey: lol,lmao,never!notin i mean notin will make me eat beans with egg.and when we see in uniben by the time i cook correct indomie jollof for u,u and odizeey will join me to sing,indomie yummy yummy yum yum!

Hahahahahaha..odizeey u hear am?

Dose food no carry weight jare..no na mama too good oo she too good,mama wen cook indomie for us,she too good,she give us indomie,indomie sweet well well,indomie.na we go sing oo

Affrey: lol,lmao,never!notin i mean notin will make me eat beans with egg.and when we see in uniben by the time i cook correct indomie jollof for u,u and odizeey will join me to sing,indomie yummy yummy yum yum!

Hahahahahaha..odizeey u hear am?

Dose food no carry wait jare..no na mama too good oo she too good,mama wen cook indomie for us,she too good,she give us indomie,indomie sweet well well......

mickeyIso: since wen?

come why u dy intrude?
U be fairfax?....na between me and her..


Bt seriously fairfax look into my eyes and tell me u dnt love me..

mickeyIso: hw many drums Ǒv beans do u consume? Cos beans is light kinda

hahahahahaha..nt even bag bt drums...guy u no like me?

Faith93: lol I luv dis babe..

seconded..bt with d love of christ oo

odizeey: nawa o. My guy u dey 2go?

yap..enadken1 on 2go

Fairfax: "show myself"well,its okay.i dnt even nid ur apologies.i actually tot u were sumone i cud iron tins out wit bt it seems i ws so wrong

fairfax oooooooooooo......its enough.....like seriously en gals can get mouth bt dem no get muscle take fight oo..bcox na e-fight dem go use mouth belittle u.
Fairfax its enough..for d love u av for me pls end d quarrel...
Talk truth and let d devil be ashame dat u dnt love me.

Affrey: lmao what inspiration,imagine he add egg to his beans ontime,sincerely

hahahahahahahaha..bt he make brain oo...try it and i tell u dat u will throw yummy yummy yum yum away......
D guy d flex oo

odizeey: Ba3 low ma ppl i'll b bk

if u like be front na u sabi

I_am_Sylva: apologize my foot

u knw see say d girl just dey show herself since? I dey try avoid am since she no dey hear word.. Na because of asakel i even dey ignore am self..

iye..dis tin serious.....abeg bro he don do make u take am easy wif her...for cryin out loud she is a gal..
*Whispers* though i knw gals can be annoyin and irritatin some times bt dats why u are a guy..

Sweetie fairfax am apologizin on his behalf..plss dnt start an e-fight again...just let bygones be bygones

I_am_Sylva: it seems there is something frustrating u.. Well i sympatize with u and wish dat whateva is eating u up leaves u soon..





Meanwhile, I HEREBY IGNORE U

Haba bro na u talk dat one?
Dat was kinda harsh na nt forgettin d fact dat she is a lady....

Oya apologize nw..

odizeey: ok o

na u come sabi o