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Education / Re: Lady In Tears Begs Covenant University To Release Her Transcript by kenfarm(m): 12:00am On Dec 16, 2020
Hypothesis 1:A private servant will be more curupt than a public servant


Social scientist can we test the Hypothesis?

Am sure those documents the young lady is asking for is sitting on one admin staff table. Just greez a palm and see how that document fly to US in few Hrs.

I feel it not about the University, but about an Average Nigerian Attitude to job/office duties

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Family / Re: My Ex-Girlfriend Keeps Disturbing My Relationship by kenfarm(m): 7:55pm On Dec 14, 2020
Kriss216:

Mr Simpson of Werey street spent over N1.2M on a fish brain and he’s still asking for a romantic and pacify way to handle the fish brain cos she’s at the verge of destroying his current foolishness.


grin you wiked oh....what a perfect summary grin

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do Please, My Wife To Be Isn't Into Sex by kenfarm(m): 9:38am On Dec 12, 2020
Every woman have something to offer in a relationship. Either sex or financial assistance or both

From yur write up, yur woman offer assistance but poor with offering sex. Make a choice which is OK for you.

But I bet you, after marriage you will surely get a side chick to fill in the sex gap. And you know the implication of cheating on a woman who contributed to your success......Brotherly, it is disaster you are looking ahead.

I use to tell people, once you marry a woman 99% of yur behavioural display which she overlooks will never be overlooked again....she will imprint it into your brain (however blocked your brain is) that you are now married and such behavioural display is not acceptable by her anymore.

Gbam!! The man eyes go come clear grin

So Brotherly, both cutlass and cassava dey yur hand. Na as u cut am u go chop am grin

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Romance / Re: Pls As A Wife Or Girl Friend How Do You Handle A Sex Addicted Man by kenfarm(m): 9:18am On Dec 12, 2020
doraozuruonye:
Things have really falling apart, if you decide to endure it you may end up looking older than your age, please an advice is much needed here; Sometimes you get so tired and weak in the office, still you will be running home to ensure you prepare something. Then very early in morning around 4 AM you are awake to ensure you prepare the kids ready for school, clean the house and make sure you do morning work-out to look sexy and in good shape.

But too much demand for sex from the hubby is making me think am only being married for fun, it makes my immune system get weaker and weaker everyday, leave feminist out of this.
How do one handle this in other to save your marriage from outsider?

By the time hubby secure a side chick outside to give him anyways he want it and anytime, then nobody will teach you what to do to meet up with conjugal duties grin in fact you return here to create a post like " what sex posision is the killer for hubby" grin fingers crossed till then

Since when has sex start lowering immune system?
Health / Re: COVID-19 Update For December 11 2020 In Nigeria by kenfarm(m): 12:12am On Dec 12, 2020
Coro leave Oyo abi na Oyo leave coro? Which one?...abi na Oyo everybody dey for Oyo grin

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Romance / Re: When You Say A Lady Has A Loose Vagina (photos) by kenfarm(m): 7:48pm On Dec 10, 2020
Pix speaks louder
Romance / Re: Sexy And Curvy Lady Selling Cocoa On The Street Of Accra Causes Problem Online | by kenfarm(m): 7:04pm On Dec 08, 2020
Selling 2products....1 product calling customer 4 d other grin
Romance / Re: "I Am Ready To Propose To A Man" – Actress Ogo Mushin Affirms by kenfarm(m): 6:53pm On Dec 08, 2020
Tookool:
Lol ....she looks like a retired feminist



grin laf won kee person.....hilarious response
Education / Re: Top Ten World Deadliest Scorpions [photos] by kenfarm(m): 12:40pm On Dec 06, 2020
rowland545:
which one b copy... No b book ooo grin...but I think u can get it from this Catholic people DAT sell stuffs in church.

I think I over heard mum saying she got it der

Great!! Many thanks
Education / Re: Top Ten World Deadliest Scorpions [photos] by kenfarm(m): 12:03pm On Dec 06, 2020
[quote author=rowland545 post=96784172][/quote]

Thanks...but how do I get a copy of the black stone
Education / Re: Top Ten World Deadliest Scorpions [photos] by kenfarm(m): 9:45am On Dec 06, 2020
rowland545:
I never see d scorpion way bite my brother last week ooo.


Thank God for that black stone...shit can suck Scorpion venom as fast as possible


Black stone ? How pls
Politics / Re: CNG: Borno Farmers’ Killing Exposes FG's Deceptions On Boko Haram by kenfarm(m): 9:36am On Dec 06, 2020
agwom:
Abbas Jimoh



https://dailytrust.com/borno-farmers-killing-exposes-fg-deceptions-on-boko-haram-northern-group

Una go do d needfull when una taya

Na grammer una still dey speak
Crime / Re: Housemaid Struggles To Cover Up Private Parts After “aunty” Stripped Her Naked I by kenfarm(m): 8:38pm On Dec 05, 2020
D idiot who took n expose her pix on SM is more stupid than the fellow who necked her.

Regardless of what she did, this is pure unkindness

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Health / Re: How Do I Gain Chubby Cheeks? by kenfarm(m): 8:24pm On Dec 05, 2020
Eat a finger of our hybrid plantain...2fingers 3X daily for 300days

Thank me afterwards
Food / Re: The Poor Meal Man Got In Ibadan N10k Per Night Hotel by kenfarm(m): 8:22pm On Dec 04, 2020
pocohantas:


For complimentary breakfast?? You get big eye o. They usually ask, he must have picked yam himself grin. The options are limited. Yam, bread, egg, noodles... I don’t think I have ever seen rice in any. I would be shocked if you give me rice sef.

U must b an esteem Hotel visitor.....u know it all grin

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Family / Re: Have Finally Decided To Move On After 15 Wasted Years by kenfarm(m): 8:12pm On Dec 04, 2020
Follow your heart but carry your Brain along

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Education / Re: Breaking News: ASUU Has Call Off The Strike (pic) by kenfarm(m): 7:15pm On Dec 04, 2020
Petersamuel8:
but he's a postgraduate student na, your dad too can contest if he is still schooling
grin
Celebrities / Re: Princess Onyejekwe: Ned Nwoko Tried To Marry Me. I Refused; I Didn't Have Sense by kenfarm(m): 6:27pm On Dec 04, 2020
Just #100 CD would have made d difference grin
Agriculture / Re: Be Warned And Be Guided Pls!!!!! by kenfarm(m): 10:23pm On Nov 30, 2020
Pls once again, ensure that you get the direct pjone line & URL of the kenfarms who are into the investment stuff.

People!! Pls stop calling me to vent your anger in respect to your whatever investment.

my Agro firm is "Kenfarm" and we do not collect cash from anybody for any form of investment.

We are into crop production/farm management and never do investment.

For those folks calling us, pls do not call our hotline for enquiries regarding to any form of investment again!!!

The lady that call this evening to rudely express displeasure on her investment, pls we deserve an aporlogy because your use of words was poor. Even as i try to explain you contacting the wrong coy, you still call back to be more rude.

I wish to ask the said kenfarms who are into agric invest a Q: pls why are your investors calling our hot line?? undecided


They have never mistakenly send cash to our account Number. They always sending cash to the right person and start calling the wrong person....Y?

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Romance / Re: My Dilemma With My Virgin Girlfriend by kenfarm(m): 12:08am On Nov 29, 2020
Sundrus:
ttoto & pricck mata again undecided

ttoto n pricck b bird of a featherr now grin. Der mater dey always go hand to hand grin
Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by kenfarm(m): 11:59pm On Nov 28, 2020
Perfectsouth:
yeah he slept with her and she felt cheated according to her..

I was legally married to her, do you wish I become promiscuous?

1st born Sept 2
2nd Sept 28..
We are not living together, we stay in separate states and body no be firewood.

I am not a gum gum guy, from what I experienced in my family, I decided to stick to one woman to avoid my kids going through whatever I went through in life.



I like your choice if word.....all I can tell you is "time and distance are the greatest healer"
Politics / Re: FG May Reverse Fuel Pump Price To N160 Per Litre, Negotiations Continue Dec 7 by kenfarm(m): 3:06pm On Nov 28, 2020
Bring it back to #60
Provide constant power/Electricity
Fix all our federal, state & LG roads ....and the Government will realise the following problems will the eliminated automatically:

1. Collapse Biz will be revive leading to reduction of poverty, insecurity, hoodlums activities, kidnapping and more.

2. Okada riders will drastically reduce on the road and accident will reduce due to okada

3. Rubery will drastically reduce

4. Economy will improve

5. Curroption will drastically reduce

6. Life expectancy in 9ja will upscale to 90yrs

7. Cost of goods and services will reduce

And lot more

If only our clueless leader understands that 60% of the problem we are struggling with in 9ja is tied around lack of constant power, lack of good road and increase pump price, they will just solve the problems already.

Tax is another gold mine our leaders are suppose to work on. But they won't make it work cos the more your income n properties the more tax you pay. And na dem dey earn more money n has more properties.

The poor man too no go pay tax because road bad, Hospital give poor services, education is now for who can afford it, infrastructure is poor.

And all these are suppose to b made available to the poor thru their tax they pay......where all the above are not present, of what use is it paying TAX??
Autos / Re: Registered Clean Toyota Camry( Envelope,) For Sale by kenfarm(m): 1:14am On Nov 28, 2020
SA
Education / Re: ASUU Agrees To Call Off Strike, To Receive N70bn by kenfarm(m): 12:21am On Nov 28, 2020
I can bet with my left ball SSANU & NASu are warming up......student always on the receiving end

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Family / Re: I Dislike My Small Stature by kenfarm(m): 11:25pm On Nov 27, 2020
CalliDora1:
Babes it's true but you small o. Are you also short? Let me advice you.

Start eating beans like your aunt suggested. Also Increase your fufu intake and see you add some healthy pounds. Make sure you take before and after pics to track progress.

By the way, I must commend that you're very beautiful. No homo.



By the way, I must commend that you're very beautiful. No homo.

After reading the above lines of yours, I was tempted to check your dp ...it was afterwards I reason y you made the above statement grin
Romance / Re: Is This The Best 'Zanku' Bridal Dance Ever Seen At A Wedding Ceremony? (Video) by kenfarm(m): 6:08pm On Nov 27, 2020
ajimotoke:
True true na woman dey happy pass for marriage, she's a good dancer tho

Indeed grin
Car Talk / Re: Car Theft : Please Don't Buy This Car...It was Stolen This Afternoon by kenfarm(m): 12:00am On Nov 24, 2020
How safe is steering lock?
Crime / Re: Police, Traffic Robbers In Supremacy Battle On Lagos Roads by kenfarm(m): 10:04am On Nov 23, 2020
d contry gradually slidding into a state of lawlessness

d police need lot of courage mixed with reenforcement and fortified with professionalism to take back the street
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Blasts 2Face; Clashes With Sound Sultan Over Death Of 2Face's Driver by kenfarm(m): 9:44am On Nov 22, 2020
Pls oh, what about that 3rd guy for plantation Boyz?? Na d guy I like pass sef grin

He was initially affected by the breakup but pickup himself and did some solo shit that made us belief he can stand alone....proud of him though

I wish the plantation boyz can just come together again just like the p-sqaure

Life too small to keep enemies
Politics / Re: Seyi Makinde Buys Taye Currency A Brand New Car Pictures by kenfarm(m): 8:03am On Nov 22, 2020
Kingrefreshed:


Please who hoole baba God other lines...he's not picking any call to this his Airtel lines again cry cry cry cry
angry grin

grin...hilarious

U go need ask Laycon which line he take call Baba or u keep calling the Airtel line till Baba pick your call grin
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Sprays Destiny Etiko With Bundles Of Naira At Her Father’s Burial by kenfarm(m): 11:13pm On Nov 21, 2020
Stefenijoan002:
So zubby really has that character he always portrait in movies when he's spraying people.never new that's his nature aside camera.well one thing I like about him is he's scandal free such a humble soul.

Excellent response grin
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Sprays Destiny Etiko With Bundles Of Naira At Her Father’s Burial by kenfarm(m): 11:09pm On Nov 21, 2020
grin can't stop laughing ......love his sense of humour

Pls how do I get that music?

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