u 4got to add " the don't mind wot the cabin crew r saying passenger" (safety instructions).
this passenger will also disturbed u by saying, don't mind wot dem.

final scores......funlord 98 vs 52 eroctiangel

una neva chi chum chin. case close.

teejaykkr:
Nigeria in first 100days of Buhari administration.


Good news about Buhari is now coming from NTA network

Reduction of politicians faces from news line all we see now are technocrats.

Stoppage of war drum from Niger delta war lords.

No more dangerous statements coming from our politicians.

Nigerians now look at Boko Haram as bunch of misled Nigerians who are now getting their ass kicked.

Refineries are now working.

Fuel importers are now begging,

Electricity is now at an average of 12 to 15hrs a day.

Ogoni is getting cleanup,

Policing is no longer for only the rich but the poor

Check points have now varnished.

Corrupt government officials are now retiring themselves.

While others are returning their loots voluntarily.

IGR is increasing and external reserve is also rising dramatically,

Now properties in Abuja are cheaper than in many other states.

Government and all agencies are now having a single account TSA.

Our greedy banks are no longer collecting dollars deposits.

Appointment is now based on merit.

Nigerian politicians show less interest to be appointed as ministers.

For over a month there was no statement coming from the first lady and the wife of the president is traveling on commercial flights.

All this is done without a minister, is all done by one man, one mind, one soul without the interference of others.

What will happen to Nigeria after ministers are appointed?

What a change!

What a great leader!!

Sai Baba.

that awkward moment when u mistakenly take calabar weed early in d morning. this is the outcome.

the guy is just like me.

abeg we d look for dat kind dog 4 calabar here.

shouting at my gf now, Loveth!!! come n clear urself here.

y is MANKIND so UNKIND to HUMANKIND without being KIND?

but wait oh!! shey the said, " there's love in sharing" una neva chi chum chin.

may God deliver us all from this type of unseen circumstances.

dem Neva chi chum chin.

hmmm within those 2 days, the will b alot of high-jump n long-jump.......I laff in etinan voice because alot of ppl would b disappointed. u neva chi chum chin.

nfuna ibaha

then come drag me to vote na.

is dat wot dey do ova there, called Nigeria?

in case.

kai see as I 4 speed pass frontpage. all thanks to automatic break. now bk to d topic, dem say person don catch Ebola?

I love this movie.

may God bless her n you that read this post.

God blessed her.

ubok Abasi

is only a virgin girl that will no if actually am a virgin........any virgin girl in the house?

tiwa what?.....if I hear!!!

Ivyluvie2:
ahem..its either both of you are of same element(water,fire,air,earth)or you guys are related somehow by blood or...ehm...signs that you two are soulmates...#mythoughts#

soulmate ko, inmate ni.

when u chop wot is meant 4 another person, the result is wot ur seeing now. make God ur senior partner shapenly.

then do the needful.

iyami!!!

OK

hw i wish, i can comment on this.

only?