₦airaland Forum

sonofananimal:
I have never seen a woman in this country that will say "let all our days be val and I don't need a gift or what so ever on a particular day just to prove your love for me" but rather you will be hearing them calling you and saying "hope you know what today is?, hope you don't forget what you will buy me? Where are we going this val?". Be asking STVPID questions and want you to satisfier there greedy lust for material things.

wordcat:
Comprehension is also Zero in this part of the world that's why we have only one common sense Senator out of 109 senators

menabae:
Lolz my exes contact me everyday but wat do I do?read and ignore their msgs nd that makes me happy all the time.. #Yawn

VillageGOAT:
Mehn, am not angry with jumoke ooo...from breadseller to super model, it is not bad ooo, she is lucky, but i am very angry with the photographer, must he follow her everywhere she goes, just to snap her pics, she goes to her new mansion, he would snap, NTA comes to see her, he will snap, she goes to see her husband, he will snap, she and her husband are eating, he will still take pics, even when she goes to toilet, he would still take pics, and caption it like this "bread seller turn model taking a strong shit off in the toilet in her new mansion with her husband in the line waiting to shit his own",


mehn dem suppose stone that photographer.

Lilimax:
You should be happy for him/her for yours to come except you're a winch

viviangist2:
As NARRATED TO VIVIAN GIST

What a great loss to the whole student of the college as they lose their own beloved Tazan of HND 2 Office Technology Management earlier this morning at about 2am at Federal Medical Centre Ebute-Metta Lagos, She was treated earlier yesterday afternoon at the school medical centre, and was later discharged and taken back to the hostel by the school ambulance, she was accompanied by friends and later in the night the situation got worse and was rushed back to medical centre by her roommate for proper medical care, the situation got worsen and was referred to Federal Medical Centre at Ebute-Metta, on getting there, the Doctor on duty insisted on pay before treatment, it was an emergency case that needed quick medical attention, but the doctor refused, the sick patient begged for her life to be rescued, but all was in vain, her friends ran back to school about 1am to rally round for money and was able to get 38,000 but the whole effort was in vain, she gave up around 2am, her corpse was returned back to school that same moment, this is a big tragedy it shouldn't have happened if the college had enough facilities to take care of their student.

Who are we to blame? Yabatech Medical Centre or Federal Medical Centre? This has caused the concerned students to voice out their grievances and rally round all classes and hostel to mobilize student to join the movement against poor medical facilities and nonchalant attitude towards life’s of an emergency patient most especially student , see photos from the burial below.

Report From http://www.viviangist.com/burial-of-charity-dazan-yabatech-student-that-died-which-led-to-the-protest-photos

hungryboy:
If she don near were dem dey burn tire before,
She go know say hellfire no be play,

NIGERIASTROKE:
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Imortal001:
Nnamdi kanu

lanicky:
See the wifey teeth sef

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

damostic2005:
Hello guys, I need your honest opinions, I'm 26years old and I'm in love with a 30year old lady. She loves me too and she's got 2kids already, she has never been married as the father of her children left her over 8years ago..

She's a responsible woman as far as I know because she takes proper care of her kids, she's fromAkwa ibom and she's a police officer (Asp) but my parents don't want me to be with her, they say because she's older and she's got kids and because she's not yoruba, that she won't be submissive and respectful to me, bla bla bla.

..I'm a fresh graduate am still job hunting though..but once I get a job and settle down, I'm willing to go all the way with her..

We have been off and on for 4years now..but one thing am sure is that she loves me and her kids love me too..please I'm I on the right path? I hope am not getting myself into trouble? Please I need your candid advise..thank you guys

damwise:
I decree sudden death or any form of death will not take him away from you.
God will grant u wisdom and money to take care of him.. *speaking in tongues...* you will grow so old so see his achievement in life.. say Amen if u also wish DAT urself

eitsei:
How old are you? I don't think you need a soothsayer to tell you that's a yes

chigoizie7:
Nothing bro, she is still within reach, don't loot her now, she go open heart for u jeje. Since she does not plan in making u spend much, if I were u, I will surprise her with a sharp gift. A woman who does not demand much deserves all. Be a man bro, get her a sharp gift.

EroticAngelina:
the step mother is a stoopid bitchhh.

She can whoree around with the whole men in her village, buh she should give the late husband respect and stay off the house when fvcking!

The guy shouldn't have stabbed the lover.
too bad the imbe.cile is dead, we can't get his own side of the story

dovelike:
NL guys dem are ugly kaiiiiiiiiii

chigoizie7:
If I hear, beautiful girls no de finish nah.

If actually love her because of her beauty.



But wait oh, are u sure the babe is not strategising vis d upcoming val?

Bros, step up ur game, do d needful b4 she job u oh.

I mean, it takes other girls weeks to even give number, months to accept 1st dat, and extra months to kiss, den years to open their missisippi, but this one did all in matter of days, maybe she will open in day too.

jonaifame22:
you've made the move to kiss her which you did, pls make another move to fvck her before it's too late,don't be amongst the guys who's say they loved a girl so mch that they didn't want to fvck her!

jonaifame22:
Pls can you define what saying yes officially really means

chigoizie7:
Loooooooool, thunder fire u dere bro.


U re really a mean modafvcker mehn.
Ride on bro, that's the spirit

chigoizie7:
Make I turn to my bad boy mood.



Play along bro, chop everything chopable, and once u re tired of her, walk to another punny. Is she complains, tell her u didn't think u were both dating as she didn't gave any reply to your proposal.

No risk here bro. No fault is yours.