₦airaland Forum

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Racoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trZsxRallHY?si=KlqNgOJNy2RCR-0c
Lukuluku Bantashi, Baba Suwe and Baba Kwete were my favourite apani lerin Yoruba comical actors of yesteryears. Guys can crack ya ribs die with comicals. God rest their souls.

Wow, thanks for bringing back this lovely memory. May the soul of the departed comedians rest in peace, amen.

amodu:
The Chairman, Mayor Dele Oshinowo Wrote:

Last year, when I commissioned the 101 units at Greenwich Gardens, I made a promise: we’re just getting started!

Tomorrow marks a major milestone as we commission Raymond Estate and Sterling Heights, offering a combined 170 units of 2, 3, and 4-bedroom apartments. To be commissioned by The Lagos State Governor, Mr. Babajide Sanwo-Olu.

Come witness this greatness with us.

This is Agboyi-Ketu, where we are redefining grassroots governance.

Mayor Dele Oshinowo is a workaholic. He is tenacious, very effective and hard working. He is the type that should be in leadership position in Nigeria. He rehabilitated Olaitan Oshinuga street at Alapere in Ketu and many others in his LCDA and I think he deserves a bigger position.

Emma09:
By tomorrow morning the shit go return there again.

Exactly, they have just helped them clean their toilet.

No wonder presidential candidates always come up with lofty agenda but when they enter the villa, they forget their good promises and do the opposite. It is when their tenure elapses, that they suddenly remember what they were supposed to do and ask Nigerians for forgiveness. They even become voice of the people they misled and begin to advise the next sitting president on the right thing to do.

Dude snatched the wife of the gods. Must be a brave heart.

Tomilolakk:
Coming to do what exactly?

You can ask Him when he comes.

Mantrah:
N1000 is like a million Naira to me right now, if you help, consider yourself saving a soul today, I will be so grateful. 8,0,7,3,5,3,9,2,6,8 Opay,  Z.N.O

This is the new style of scam or begging now abi?

Zwooks:
Fake list. People and the deep desire for attention. Forged information. How can price for grunding egusi be the same as the price for bag of garri. We were alive in the 90s and things were far more cheaper than this

Matches in the 90s 26 Naira. For real ? And people would fall for this crap

This is how many of you wrongly accuse people of making fake posts. What is written is grinding engine which is N340.00, not grinding egusi.

The writer already said these things were cartons or bags. The matches you saw is a carton, not a small box of matches. Use your number 6 to know which should be carton, or bag, or pieces. I can't help you further.

Nigerians are not asking for too much. They are not asking you to launch a satellite into the orbit, they are not asking you to build a nuclear weapon, they are not asking for a Nigerian flag on the moon, they are not asking you to turn their country to paradise, they are not even asking you not to embezzle. They are only asking for a fair living, they are asking that you allow them breath, they are asking for affordable food commodities, they are only asking you to return them to how you met them if you can't make their life better. They are asking you to reduce their burden, nothing more.

Let me see how Tinubu or APC will win North again in the next General election.

I used to add potatoes in my beans to complement it, but it seems potatoes too have joined the league of rice and beans. Whether you believe it or not, this is technically a famine.

Na everybody go chop the breakfast.

A typical example of "easier said than done". They only said it for record purpose, not for action.

Seunex2:
Dem go use am do alabaru

Or they bring the barrows on trailer to South and use am dey pack refuse for households. Shame on their governor.

komzy589:
But majority of Nigerians did not actually vote for Tinubu.
He only got a paltry 8million votes out of 25,286,616 voters.
So in truth 17,286,616 voters out of 25,286,616 did not vote for him.

But according to INEC, Tinubu got the highest votes among the four major contestants, so let's leave it at that.

Gadafii:
This used to be 300 naira before the demonic party came into power

Exactly. Demonic party that whatever it touches becomes cursed.

N4000 that would conviniently buy a big sack of yams in 2012 for traditional wedding is now spent to buy only one tuber of yam for a bachelor. I hope the North that Tinubu/Shettima desperately tried to entice in 2023 with his muslim/Muslim ticket is now seeing his true colour. If APC still wins presidency in 2027, then Nigerians are the most forgetful human race in the whole world.

The North that Tinubu desperately tried to entice in 2023 is now seeing his true colour. Let's see if the North will be foolish enough to vote Tinubu/Shettima again in 2027.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Why are we always quick to point fingers?

Obasanjo should remember that the issues with fuel subsidy didn't start today. Tinubu is trying to navigate through a maze of challenges left behind by previous administrations.

Instead of casting blame, let’s support the efforts to find a sustainable solution. We need to look at the bigger picture and give room for progress, no matter how slow it may seem.

What’s important is that we keep pushing for better policies and hold the government accountable, not just criticize from the sidelines.

Obasanjo is not casting any blame. He is only stating categorically that government is still paying fuel subsidy covertly. If you remember, it was disclosed earlier I the year that about a certain amount was spent on subsidy.

Olachase:
if I send you 20k right now I bet you will worship me for 3 weeks


that was how i sent money to one guy here on Nairaland because his msg got me, i later found out this guy has been doing this for a very long time, hes a scam

the most painful part this guy is not even from this side, how he managed to open bank account with a Yoruba name really surprise me

maybe he collected the account from someone who knows

I stopped sending money to people who beg online especially nairaland when I discovered that 99.99% of them are fraud.

Chinkoalhaji34:
Na wa oo!

Lagos people sabi how to shine their eyes, but who be Peter Obi for this matter? Just there dey watch like ghost while Dangote dey make moves.

Abeg, make dem continue to demand for clarity, na wetin we need. As for Obi, him go just dey there dey plan how to sell his empty promises.

While Dangote dey drop cash like say na change, wetin Obi dey do? Just dey play politics, chai!

You cannot say two words without mentioning Peter Obi, must you drag him into every issue or did he fork your wife? Your type is the reason igbos think the yorubas are obsessed with Obi or afraid of them.

RuddyFusion:
I'm planning to resign from my full time role tomorrow Monday 5th of August....

So my people do you have any words for me? I will that if any......

Make sure you remove all your personal belongings and never leave anything that can be used against you.

The President said nothing. All what he has said did not address any issue of the protest neither did it give any hope or assurance to the angry Nigerians. He was just beating around the bush as usual.

uckay304:
So you don't know that causing sickness is a benefit, thereby causing deaths and reducing population for the new born to occupy

Humans die naturally at full old age. Besides, accident, war, natural disaster, heart failure, job hazards etc also kill people.

Charity, they say, begins at home. How can the Olympic outing be good for Nigeria out there in France when the citizens back home are dying of hunger?Even the "scandal" currently in Nigeria is more than any shoe in the Olympics.

Offpoint1:
😂 They have their usefulness, they have their rules in the ecosystem.

Sure, of course. But their nuisance to human in the ecosystem is very disturbing. Butterfly is also part of the ecosystem without causing harm to humans.

Lexusgs430:
Jump into a shark infested water, and tell this to the sharks...... 🦈🦈🤣😂

Shark is designed to eat fish, not man. Besides, you may swin out unscathed if you don't have a bruise or smell of blood on you.
I'm curious to know, why are you so volatile that you can't have a normal conversation with people on nairalanda without being offensive? Only frustrated people exhibit such habit.

Ok. Hope he will say something relevant rather than talking about issues that have no bearing to the demand of the people. President Tinubu has to acknowledge the unprecedented hurt his policies have inflicted on the people, announce the restoration of petrol and electricity subsidies, and reverse the disastrous “floating” of the naira.

princepeter566:
White people and their fetish behavior.

Indian people

Sccarrr:
yes na ur hungry mofo papa never chop fr days

Your lunatic mama no fit give u home training that is why u dey mention other people's papa. Anyway, my dog nor finish her lunch, hope you don't mind?