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Christianity Etc › Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by kessler53(m): 6:51pm On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
I no gree u can do anything u want to do with ur wife body,only anal and MouthAction are condemn,but with regard to the position it is immaterial.
Romance › Re: 10 Signs An Introvert Is In Love With You by kessler53(m): 10:26pm On Apr 29, 2017
MissCuppy:
I am an introvert. It's so sweet to be one.

Date an introvert and have peace of mind cheesy.
l will like to date u
Health › Re: Men Pay Extra Money To Have Sex With Prostitutes In Abuja Without Condoms - FACA by kessler53(m): 9:49pm On Apr 29, 2017
Misskaycee21:
Use condom or Abstain undecided #Simple
me no like condom,prefer skin to skin.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Paying Tithes With POS Inside Church (Photos) by kessler53(m): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2017
space007:
good
bad,infact very bad.
Politics › Re: Babangida: How Us Invited 12nothern Governors To Remove Jonathan. by kessler53(m): 4:50pm On Apr 27, 2017
My own opinion Jonathan lost because God decides it is time for him to go,if not no matter the conspiracy he will win,a typical example of God's will is Trump becoming president,because Obama did everything possible so DAT he won't win but he Trump emerges as president.
Romance › Re: "I Am A LovePeddler, Ashawo, I Have Slept With 2788 Men" - Nigerian Lady (Video) by kessler53(m): 4:42pm On Apr 27, 2017
bustykasa:
okay....she is a champion! abi?
no and never can she be call a champion for this Devilish acts.
Sports › Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of Ahmed Musa And Juliet Adeh Ejue by kessler53(m): 4:24pm On Apr 27, 2017
GloriaNinja:
undecided SOON HE WILL DUMP THIS ONE AND MARRY ANOTHER ONE, THAT'S HOW ABOKIS BEHAVE.
how I wish this mumu lady will read what u wrote.
Romance › Re: What Is The Value Of A Boyfriend That Is Stingy? by kessler53(m): 4:05pm On Apr 27, 2017
Dominicah:
it has nothing to do with being a poor girl or not, even a rich girl will value a guy with free hands more than the tight fisted ones.
do daughters of billionaires and presidents have to be showered with gifts and cash?
Romance › Re: How To Know Ladies That Will Become Lazy And Dirty Housewives by kessler53(m): 11:10pm On Apr 18, 2017
tosyne2much:
This article is an eye opener for guys and I want to thank you, oga Wristbangle, because I have learnt a thing or two from your write-up.

Let me also add mine and keep the ministry moving.

9. They come to Nairaland to Advise their fellow Ladies against Broke Guys

Most ladies who form relationship experts on social media and talk about their hatred for broke guys are usually ladies ridden with laziness and greediness. They have no special abilities than can be exhibited to make money, they have no gifts and talents, no goals, no dreams and ambitions in life. They spend time looking at the mirror and how to enlarge their butts and bosoms just to attract the best of chairmen. Their only ambition in life is to get married and sit their asses down at home while the man struggles his life out. They usually justify their laziness by saying a man is meant to provide for his family not a women. Only a man without goals or visions go put that kind woman for house.

10. They are ardent lover of elaborate Wedding

They are easy to spot by the way they talk especially in the area of marriage. These are the ones who always talk about how they can't settle down with a man that earns less than N100k per month; they talk about how flamboyant their wedding will be and will frustrate any man that initiates a low key wedding; they talk about how their love for already made men and will always throw themselves cheaply at these men, they have no jobs but will talk about how they can't settle down with a man in a two bedroom apartment but a duplex; they refer to a guy as a broke dude just because he doesn't spend on frivolities. These are ladies that don't even have up to 10k in their bank accounts but want an elaborate wedding of two million Naira. Any man that marries these types of ladies will only go back from frying pan to fire.

My fellow Nairaland guys, I pray that we will not fall in the hands of these daughters of Jezebel
AMEN
Politics › Re: "Support For President Buhari In The North Is Now Religious" - Farooq Kperogi by kessler53(m): 9:59pm On Apr 16, 2017
zicoraads:
He isn't going anywhere. A Northerner told me yesterday that even if Buhari contests on a wheel chair, he will still vote for him. Now that comment mirrors what most Northerners would do.

It's a sad reality.

Except there is a strong realignment with the Southwest. And I sincerely doubt any of that happening.
God de oh,and God has the final say
Politics › Re: Who Do You Think Would Contest Against Buhari In 2019? by kessler53(m): 2:45pm On Apr 15, 2017
Fmartin:
Vp. Osibanjo.. nt likely though

i fore see a person who is nt popular contesting
the unpopular person is me,I will start campaining in 2018 in the month of august and God helping me I will be sworn in may 2019,then Nigeria will see real progress
Events › Re: The Wedding Invitation Card Seen In Gombe State (Pictured) by kessler53(m): 11:41pm On Apr 14, 2017
Wishing u people a blissful married life.
Politics › Re: Buhari Absent At FEC Meeting As Osinbajo Presides by kessler53(m): 2:00pm On Apr 12, 2017
ourema:
What is wrong if the president is sick? Is he not a human being?
Nigerians with their wahala!
a sick president is a serious thing as it would affect the country greatly.
Politics › Re: EFCC Recovers N4billion Cash From Ex-Niger State Deputy Governorship Candidate by kessler53(m): 10:41pm On Apr 11, 2017
Angeleena:
this whistle blowing, na better job..
I no free,it is counterproductive.
Phones › Re: All You Need To Know About 4G Network And The Phones That Support Them. by kessler53(m): 11:20pm On Apr 10, 2017
ducramsey99:
Does infinix note 3 have a 4g network....
no, only note 3 pro.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do Jehovah's Witnesses Prefer Secular Music To Gospel Music? by kessler53(m): 10:50pm On Apr 09, 2017
Dgunnerz:
Never seen a JW playing secular song..

Is the OP correct?
they play it a lot,most of their members play secular music.
Christianity Etc › Re: Stephanie Otobo's BBM Sex Chats With Apostle Suleman Released By Her (Photos) by kessler53(m): 4:29am On Apr 09, 2017
I send u money without seeing you,I did it for God.
Politics › Re: 2019: Why Buhari's Exit Is Sacrosanct by kessler53(m): 10:19pm On Apr 04, 2017
madridguy:
Another article from the stable of PDP's mouthpiece on nairaland to paint Sai Baba black. grin grin grin Laughing in Kanuri, PDP is dead and buried long time ago and no amount of sermon will bring back the satanic party.

Never again. Tonye, go back to your party and tell them it is over. 16 wasted years under the useless party is enough.

I stand with Sai Baba

I'm with APC
APC will be buried in 2019 ,thank God u mention Kanuri so I guess u to be that tribe,is northern borno free from IDP's?,can u walk freely in northern borno without soldiers escorting you?plus the extraordinary hardships that APC made Nigerians to experience are some of the definite pointers that APC is on its way to its grave,and PDP is coming to take over in 2019,because APC fail Nigerians greatly.
APC hankal ginane.
NYSC › Re: Corpers Rock NYSC Uniform In Beautiful Pre-Wedding Photos by kessler53(m): 10:32pm On Apr 01, 2017
Alexk2:
Lovely...buh all these pre-wed drama is getting boring.
I love prewedding pictures
Crime › Re: Police Arrests UNIBEN Graduate, 3 Others For Shooting Police, Robbing by kessler53(m): 2:13pm On Apr 01, 2017
God bless the Nigerian Police,they are really trying fighting criminals
Health › Re: The Only Cure For HIV by kessler53(m): 10:56pm On Mar 30, 2017
zainabxel:
The skin to skin crew would love this news
yes I love skin to skin it is absolutely fantastic.
Politics › Re: PDP Reconciliation Committee Visits Goodluck Jonathan In Otuoke (Photos) by kessler53(m): 10:15pm On Mar 25, 2017
madridguy:
Wasted effort as usual.

PDP is dead and buried, Shikena.
na lie,PDP is taking over power from APC in 2019
Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Portrait At A Refuse Dump In Abuja (Photos) by kessler53(m): 10:22pm On Mar 24, 2017
Splinz:
It changes nothing, as it can happen to anybody.

His Excellency, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Johnathan (GCFR) is unperturbed, nor does dumping his fine portrait in a dustbin has in anyway diminished his soaring profile as a great democrat and a leader of impeccable characters.

GEJ... cheesy
GEJ I won't forget u how u averted a civil war in this country, u remain a hero in my sight forever.
Events › Re: Man Weds 2 Ladies In Delta On The Same Day, Photos Go Viral by kessler53(m): 10:11pm On Mar 24, 2017
realGURU:
Nice
will u like to marry such a man,?
Crime › Re: Ugandan Student Hangs Himself After Being Dumped By His Girlfriend. Photos by kessler53(m): 10:44pm On Mar 22, 2017
committing suicide because of a girlfriend,an act of extreme foolishness.
Phones › Re: My Experience With Infinix Note 3 by kessler53(m): 10:54pm On Mar 21, 2017
Glory12345:
With the spec below i fell in love with this beautiful device especially the champagne gold

5.5-inch Touch Display, 1080 x 1920 pixels (367ppi)
1.3GHz octa-core MediaTek Helio X10 MT6753 CPU with 2GB RAM
Android 6.0 (Marshmallow)
16GB Storage with support for memory card up to 128GB
13MP Rear Camera and 5MP Front Camera
3G and Wi-Fi
Fingerprint Sensor (Rear)
4500 mAh Battery with Fast Charging
the only I have wit the phone I'd DAT it does not support 4G network
Politics › Re: Keep Faith, President Buhari ‘ll Take Us To Promised Land – Femi Adesina by kessler53(m): 10:13pm On Mar 21, 2017
keep quiet
Politics › Re: Youths Hold Thanksgiving Rally For President Buhari In Daura, Kastina (Photos) by kessler53(m): 10:07pm On Mar 18, 2017
Benekruku:



2019 is already a done deal if God grants Buhari a sound health.. The guy has got followers up North and the west supporting that, its a done deal.


mulki daga Allah yake
Christianity Etc › Re: Hussaini Mabera Takes TB Joshua To Court For Calling Jesus God by kessler53(m): 10:28pm On Mar 15, 2017
Young03:
This man is making sense oo

Is jesus God?

Or The son of God
in terms of power God and Jesus are the same,but in terms of office God is greater than Jesus,so to call Jesus as God is not a crime for Jesus anointing has no measure.
Politics › Re: Photos Of President Buhari As He Resumes Work Today by kessler53(m): 1:40pm On Mar 13, 2017
By the grace and power of God I will be the one occupying ASO ROCK in 2019.
Crime › Re: Newborn Baby Found Dumped In Kalgo, Kebbi State By Unknown People(Pics) by kessler53(m): 9:53pm On Mar 10, 2017
God don help u as u no come to this wicked world
Politics › Re: Buhari Or No Buhari, "North Must Retain Presidency Till 2023"- Arewa Youth Forum by kessler53(m): 9:27am On Mar 10, 2017
let the north retain power not till 2023 but for ever.

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