trailblaze:
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his
doctor has ordered him to lose 75 pounds. Next thing he sees is an
advertisement for a guaranteed weight loss program. Guaranteed like
heck, he thinks to himself. But lets see what they think they can do.
He calls them on the phone and subscribes to the 3 day, 10 LB weight
loss program.
The next day there comes a knock at his door, and when he answers,
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair of Nikes and a sign hanging around her
neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss
company. The sign reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. Well,
without a second thought he takes off after her (like who wouldn't).
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and has
his way with her. After they are through he kisses the girl one last
time and thinks to himself with a nod, I like the way this company
does business.
For the next two days, the same girl shows up and the same thing
happens each time. On the fourth day, he weighs himself and, sure
enough, he has lost 10 pounds. Deciding that he likes his somewhat
more slender physique, not to mention the method of treatment, he
calls the company back and subscribes to their 5 day, 20 LB weight
loss program. He thinks that losing 20 pounds in only 5 days seems
like a lot, but he is intrigued by what their workout schedule might
be like this time.
As expected, the next day there comes a knock at his door. When he
answers it there stands a 22 year old knockout dressed in nothing but
a pair of Reeboks and a sign hanging around her neck. She is simply
stunning, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen. She introduces
herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign
reads, If you can catch me, you can have me. He's out the door like a
shot. This gal is in excellent shape and it takes a while to catch
her. But when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. She is
wonderful, the best he has ever had. He is really looking forward to
the next four days, For the next four days, the same girl shows up
and the same thing happens each time, much to his delight. On the
sixth day, he weighs himself and, unbelievably, he has lost another 20
pounds. I love this company, he thinks to himself, I never knew
losing weight could be so easy and so much fun.
Feeling much better about himself, he decides to go for broke and
subscribe to the companies 7 day, 50 pound weight loss program. Are
you sure, sir? asks the representative on the phone. This is our most
rigorous program. Absolutely, says he, I love your program. haven't
felt this good in years! The next day there comes a knock at his
door and he enthusiastically answers it. There stands before him a 200
pound perfect specimen of a man dressed in nothing but racing spikes
and a sign around his neck. He introduces himself as a representative
of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, If I can catch you, I can have you.

What better way can he possibly lose weight.

boiz2men:
mehn... ya just too weak...


i can bet that you have no maale friend... my niiggers would never let me beg a woman... why i difficult for people to see that no one is important.. ikpo120 gave you a very effective advice... it always works... if it didnt, she never loved u.......


1. Never ever be a yes man
2. Never beg a woman


Babes always love guys who make them irrelevant..



my guys babe told him.... that she was breaking up and he shouldnt call her evr again..... my guy didnt call her.. on the third day, she was like "so, becos of that small fight, you can not call person again"......


there was a time when some of us guys were pusssy niggers... but not anymore..


dont try to impress any girl....



1. dont stand for a girl to seat unless shes crippled

2. if you take public transport, dont pay for her fare unless shes broke

3. dont offer to help a lady unless she requests for help.

in fact, the general rule towards ladies... is treat them as you would a guy

before you try to do anything for a lady.... ask yourself this

"would i still do it if this babe was a guy"?

if you wouldnt do it for a guy..then dont do it for a lady.... they are not special beings....... they re just skins and bones like every one else.....


in fact, it goes beyond ladies... i am currently at a stage where i see nothing special about people... i treat ugly,pretty,rich and poor the same way....... and this has earned me a lot of respect......


as for this your hadiza.... dont call,dont text or have any contact with her ever again........ heres the question?

"if hadiza was a guy, would you keep begging for his friendship despite his refusal to oblige your plea?"

if you wouldnt, then distance yourself from that girl....


if you keep seeing ladies as "guys with booobs and pusssies"... you would never have a heartbreak.... nor would u care if anyone leaves u....


you would also become too full of yourself.....



btw.... u will definitely end up as a player whether u take any of our advice or not....

abdulhosni619:

Muhammad Adamu
Penis is Penis, not bombom
Vagina is vagina , not bombom
Nipple is nipple. , not chest or dundi
Let your kids know the real names of their sexual
organs. No pet names. Your female child needs to
know she has three holes in her body... One for
urinating, one for sex and reproduction and one
for passing waste.
The one for sex should not be touched by
anybody except mummy, when she wants to
clean you up. "If anyone touches your vanguard
let mummy and daddy know."
If you don't teach your children all these things,
someone else will do it for you... they will learn it
from other people, sometimes the wrong people.
Be the first person to talk to your daughter(s)
about it so she has the right information.
The world as a whole is filled with toxic minds
roaming the streets. Grown men taking advantage
of babies, molesting them, innocent
children....some of these kids don't even have the
courage to tell mummy and daddy because
mummy and daddy are too strict. Mummy and
daddy don't want to hear the word "sex, penis or
vagina"... Mummy and daddy are too religious
because they think telling their kids about
sexuality is unholy. If you don't teach your child,
someone else will do it for you. Even schools are
not going to be doing the right thing as you
would.
Tell your child/Ren that no-one should touch
them and let no-one say "let me help you wear
your pant".
If you can tell her "don't take sweets from
someone you don't know" then you should be
able to tell her "if Baba Emeka or anybody sends
you a message and says you should bring it to
his room, don't go".
Kids need to be taught what they need to know,
we got to do what we got to do to protect them
no matter how uncomfortable. And talking to
them about sexuality doesn't mean they will be
curious to want to try it. You should also tell
them about the dangers in doing it.
Vagina is vagina
Penis is Penis....
Saying it as it is is not a sin. Penis is an English
word for a male sexual organ, and vagina is an
English word for a female sexual organ.

radiokilla:
I can see some people berating the op. If you are still in doubt, I will tell you how he did it.
Some of us served in rural areas, which is the best as you get to save 90%of your allowance if not all. Feeding is cheap and you can live off 6k a month if you buy your food in bulk...
I have a girlfriend but that does not mean I should squander all money on her. She was in shock when I told her last month that I had over 300k in money market fund. Girls can spend money so beware.

My advice is for any serving Corp member to get a side job. That way you can earn an extra 10-15k added to your alawee. Save them. Don't buy clothes for fvck sake. You don't need them yet.

Don't loaf around during your service year.

IamAirforce1:


My personality isn't for everyone, so is my response.


I won't be replying your comments after dis henceforth.

jjjjj2017:
1. Always leave money in your pocket
for her to take not steal oh. The higher the
denomination the higher the respect. If you leave
N10, you get N10 respect. But for the highest of
highest respect, leave hard currency. This is
necessary. When she wakes up in the morning,
you 'll see how happy she's because she has
succeeded

2. Never ever argue with her on the price of
anything. If she tells you a bag of rice is 30k,
don't argue. Just give her the money. No need
calling papa John to ask how much is it. It
brings about see finish. If she tells you no milk
give her the money, don't go checking the closet
to ensure it's actually finished.

3. Always admire and praise her. Even if she
looks like monkey licking lime, tell her you're the
most beautiful woman you 've ever seen. Praise
her k-leg, flat nose, olipi etc.

4. Give her money even if she's working. Women
loves men's money. I don't know why, give her without her asking you. It
increases respect. Give her money to perm her
hair, to buy chewing gum or to buy N100
recharge card.

5. Always bring paper bag home for her. Even if
it's groundnut that's inside. Don't ever return
home without anything for madam. Am so used
to it that hubs bought me worm medicine once.

6. Treat her like a queen. Pet her like an egg.
Listen to her. Don't shout her down for any
reason. Even if she's not making sense, laugh
holding your head and belle.

7. For the other room biz, it shouldn't be all
about you. Don't come home and say "mama
John go wait me for room" or you come home
smiling and tell her "conji dey do me" without
asking how is she.

8. Go out with her whether you 've car or not. I
know a lady the only time she entered her hubs
car was when their 13 year old son suddenly
collapsed and died in the house. It's not good,
brother.

9. Don't steal her money but she can take yours
. Wives dont steal but take
. Any man that 'thiefs' his wife money loses respect without applying for it.

10. Always be impressed with her food. Even if
the egusi is just water and leaves in one side
while melon on the other side, lick your hands.
Afterall if you had wanted a good cook, you for
marry caterer.

11. When you come home in the evening always
have your bath especially before the other room
biz. This is very important if you are a truck
pusher or a breaker of logs. No woman wants to
lick your sweat.

12. Never ever press toothpaste from the middle.
Press from the bottom. Also don't wear sandy
shoes into the house or you use your shoe to
climb the bed. It brings about see finish.

13. When she travels for only one week with the
children, don't use all the plates, pots, cups and
spoons in the house and pile them up for her to
come wash. She's not your housegirl oh. Try and
wash them brother. Don't also soak your clothes
for her to come wash. She's not a washing
machine.

14. Don't come home at 1am and expect her to
come open the gate for you. She's not your
aboki. If you know you are a bat get an aboki to
be opening gate for you.

15. Summer holiday is coming take her on a vacation. Don't be too selfish.
Take her to the beach even if it's effurun river

Novelistguy:
I use the Greeting + Question + Comment + Joke format.

I simply GREET her with a "Hey" or an "Excuse me."

Then I drop this CURIOSITY HOOK, "Just quickly ....Maybe I shouldn't ask you this because I might regret it." She/They will always ask you what it is. The 'Just quickly' serves as a time deflection to get you in.
It's also good for joining them if they're sitting

Then you go into a QUESTION e. g "Just quickly, How do I tell a girl I'm not interested without hurting her feelings?" I use that one a lot.

Then I simply COMMENT on their response, then turn into a joke that gets them laughing. e. g They usually advise me to just tell her outright and I comment that I'm impressed by their selfishness (yeah sarcasm) Then I start calling them bad girls...you guys are trouble, I have to run from you guys oh (in a joking manner) They are always laughing and smiling large.

Infact I used this format on a couple of girls some hours ago.

Mafsteve:
1. I love u more than yesterday but less than tommorrow
2. You ar the reason why other girls stinks
3. Its a beautiful day today right? Not becus of the wheather but because of you
4. You ar worth waking up for.
5. MY heart beats your name
6. When I caught mysef smiling,i realize i was thinking about you
7. I could conquer the whole world with one hand as long as u ar holding my other hand
8. Weneva i luk into your eyes i always hear my heart beat saying "she the one"
9. I was just going to say something bt i forgot when i started luking at u.
10. U knw d last tym i saw you,i sworn to mysef that there is no girl in the world that can be more beautiful dan u.... U jst prove me wrong.

mizkay:
let me see *scratches head* - eureka!
I know what you two can play. You can play any card game over and over and over. Only trick is, the looser at each round MUST take off a piece of clothing! Beleive me, it is FUN FUN FUN and more FUN.
Before you know it you are sitting there with barely nothing - and then! The real games can start hehehe

Chuckdee:
My Chick told me that she would leave me a love note on my computer for when I got home. Well, she did just that and more. She sent me running around the house finding these little "clues" to where the real love letter was. After running up and down the stairs, finding clues in the cookie jar, ice cream container, under my pillow, in the bathroom, on the tv, and so on-she led me to the Cupboard in the store room!!! where there sat a dozen roses with yet another "clue" as to where my love letter was. she had taped it to the back of the Bottle of the Perfume she gave me for x-mas. It was the sweetest thing in the world even though I felt silly running through the house like I did.

Or what do you guys think??

segedoo:
Fast Thinking

To be played by 2 or more pple

draw 8 columns;name ,place ,animal, thing ,food ,cars and whatever with the last column being TOTAL
someone says START and the person next to him/her begins to recite alphabets from A and says the letter he's on when u say STOP. Immediately
everyone in the group starts filling their columns say with words starting with letter T for instance if the guy says he got to T when u said stop. the idea is that the person that fills all columns first says STOP again and all others stop and the players exchange sheets and compare what they have written.

for example if I write 'thelma' under name and no oneelse does then i have 20 if two of us write same name then we score ourselves 10 while others with different names have 20.if 3 of us write same name, then we score 5 each while 2 players that both write another different name score 10 and others with names nooneelse writes score 20. then leave name and compare for all place;animal and all others in that order.
when the last column has been compared then scores are summed and written under TOTAL
The sheet are returned to owners and the next person begins to recite the alphabets silently from A and the process continues with different letters until the sheeta are filled and scores added up.

the person withthe largest sum wins.

hotangel2:
truth and dare is way different from spinning the bottle. What are you talking about?

truth and dare is played by many people, and you are mostly asked to do things which almost everyone knows you can't do, and then you must pay in one way or the other. Either by kissing someone in the group or by pinching or by doing something crazy.

Spinning the bottle is the most fun one. Because when you spin the bottle, the head and tail points to two people in the group and the two people must kiss each other.

I love Truth and Dare games because i get to act like my crazy self,

I have done spinning the bottle but i mostly always quit, especially when the bottle is pointing to me and a girl. Oh hell NO!!!

Anyways some games lovers can play includes. "Pick and do". That one is like, you'll write some stuffs in paper, both of you won't know what's in the paper, then you mix each others paper together, and then when you choose one, you have to do what's in the paper. If you want the game to be real fun, write stuffs that are crazy and tempting.

I can't think of any other game. Why aren't people replying?

loverelationship:
Relationship games that build intimacy outside
the bedroom
As they say, intimacy happens hours before you
enter the bedroom. It’s the playfulness, the true
connection of two souls, and the nurturing of each
others’ love tanks. Here are some wholesome games
you can play with your partner so your relationship
will become more intimate and fun.
#1 Twenty questions. This game is classic for a
reason, it’s so effective in building intimacy. The
game is pretty simple. You and your partner
alternately ask each other questions and make sure
you both vow to be honest with your answers.
Absolutely simple. What makes this useful is that
couples can ask each other questions in a playful,
non-accusing manner.
Sample questions: “Did you ever fake an orgasm?”,
“What’s one secret you haven’t told me?”, “What’s
your greatest worry?” Just make sure that you play
this with a light heart and never ever turn the game
sour by digging into sensitive topics like cheating or
something similar. Reserve those topics for serious
conversations.
#2 Chore wheel. Weekend household cleaning
could be a bummer or could be fun. If you notice that
neither of you are looking forward to it, make it
exciting by having a chore wheel. Make a spinning
wheel or buy one online and then write the basic
chores on it like throwing the trash, cleaning the
bathroom, mowing the lawn, etc. Each one spins
which chores he or she will do for the day.
Whoever finishes first will be the princess or prince of
the night and whoever loses will be the slave. The
winner can decide what movie to watch or what food
to eat once everything’s done. This simple game can
turn your weekend rut into something playful, which
is what ultimately creates intimacy in long-term
partners.
#3 Roll the dice. Buy a pair of dice and get a piece
of paper. On your paper, make two columns. On the
first column, list down twelve loving commands
*tickle, kiss, bite, nibble, sing, etc.* and on the
second column, list down places or body parts
*bathroom, street, restaurant, cinema, ear, etc.* You
each roll the dice twice. The first dice is for the first
column, the second dice is for the second column.
For example, if you get nibble on the first column
then you get restaurant on the second one, make
sure you nibble your partner in the restaurant in the
coming week. Now there’s always something to look
forward to.
#4 Relationship hangman. This is just like the all
too familiar hangman game except that the words to
be guessed have something to do with your
relationship. When you go to a restaurant and you’re
waiting for your order or if you’re on the plane,
simply get your pen and paper and start drawing
boxes like the wheel of fortune.
If you want your partner to guess Bahamas because
that’s where you had your honeymoon, draw seven
boxes. Your partner will then try to guess using
letters (Does it have an A?) and if he gets it right, you
put the letter on the boxes and if your partner is
wrong, then you draw a hangman – starting with the
head, then the trunk, the arms, etc. When the
hangman is formed and your partner still hasn’t
guessed the word, he or she loses.
Continue reading http://www.relationshipclues.com/2015/12/10-games-for-couples-to-keep-fun-in.html?m=0

Javanian:
They are a lot of them, but these are the ones that i could think of at the time of writing..

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11. ASP

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13. PYTHON

14. Ruby

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