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brainchild78: black women are definitely more beautiful without question. White ladies only exhibit their beauty during youth (i.e. between 16 - 25 years) but in the case of black women their beauty last a life time and if well maintained they can appear 5 to 10 years younger than their actual age.

Which planet are you from? Haven't you seen 50 year old white women who look like 24? Truth be told our black women allow themselves get too fat after marriage so that a few years after that they look way older than they are. When the fat begins to fall off in crazy angles it becomes a case of shaking head

ms pookie: water n garri....enjoy your debate...kmt!

another girl on the defensive. Is it really true then what 190 says? naija girls what do you have to offer aside womanliness that the guy can get outside?

Fulaman198: Wow super kinky

What colour do you paint your toenails? Do you use your feet to play with a guys thing?

keep dreaming bro. she is on her way to my bedroom as we speak

ijebabe: Kiss away!
Ummm, I also have some Balinese and other essential oils for pre-intimacy

and when i say come to my bedroom now you go dey form holy mary. mschewww come jor. you go like am i swaar

Iyalola19: you are not normal i swear
foolish babe is this the way to go abt it
ode oshi
u wan act blue film, right? u like cam fcck?
oju obo n ta freakymama

it is girls like u that spoil market for sharp babes,
men brag that all women are desperate to marry
that is why men use babes anyhow
be looking for love here
infact the guys would propose very soon

na wa o. why you dey para now? spoil market for where? space still dey my bedroom o you fit come make i show you waya. So long as you no be old mama. I no need sugar mummy. You go shout hallelujah, i swaar. am waiting

Odunnu: Thank God for the new Nairaland. I now have the option of 'unfollowing' a thread.

You can use the thread you unfollowed to hang yourself You and your followers. How does that affect my life?

cowgurl: scroll ryt up n read my first post again dumbo, den com bak n tell me ow u found it so hard 2 comprehend. N btw, Welcome back n I do op u won't take a long break anytym soonest

You keep saying the same thing and you still are not making any sense. So 'long' is supposed to be the catch? I did say you are a 3rd class graduate, if not you should know that 'long' is relative. At any rate I could have been back the very next hour, how does that affect the fact that you repeat your pant for two days straight, huh?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Don't be mad at the truth sayer! [/quote]If you are a truth sayer, I am King David of blessed memory. You have that view point ONLY because YOU CONTRIBUTE NADA! #truetalk

na so e bad reach? Oya all the unmarried girls contact me on yourprincecharming@gmail.com I will marry the first 10 entries shaperly, no questions asked. Your fate is now in your hands. Send That Mail Now!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]The same things men bring to the table....NOT A DAMN THING.[/quote]Says the woman who contributes nada.....will come back later. ciao

talina: Its a 2 way street. Both lanes must be open.

I hear ya.

cowgurl: There, u have it. U wrote dat 2 Jaybee on d 2nd of May n today is 12th? Clap 4 ursef junior 4 being so 'Smart'.

Exactly! Question still is how does 'taking a break' equate to 'leaving NL for good'? Answer the question and stop dilly dallying. Meanwhile what did you graduate with? 3rd class? No wonder you can't comprehend simple English

Idowuogbo: I bring swagga and d whole ko ma roll events mehn!

Kevin u dig it!

I dig o. I hope someday the guy no go tire sha...

talina: Women bring plenty to a relationship. What is lacking in you is what you cant see.When you are ready and open and the time is right, you will no longer need to ask this question.

Wrong, Miss. When I see what she brings I will no longer need to ask the question.

ijebabe: Story! Let me laff sef

If it's story how come all the girls in my neighborhood can't have enuff of me? How come cindyrella can't have enuff of me. How come ijejeci thinks of me every minute of the day? How come every girl wishes her bf was like me? Pray tell. My credentials too tight! Nothing do me!

ijebabe: The day you stop cussing. Is that my name up there, don't make me..... My man doesn't concern you so keep shut about him.
So you want to rent a womb and then leave the children with a nanny adding more clueless people to the Nigerian population? Everyone's vijayjay will slack one day, including yours so stop whining. If you want someone independent then go and get her if you can, who's stopping you.

What is your name? Oya come and whisper it in my ear. Meanwhile that's a big lie o. My rod will keep function until the end, and when the vijayjay(according to you) slacks, why can't the woman just free the man to go and look for a tight vijay out there? Why must she selfishly tie him down to her slackened produce? Pray tell. And my kids won't be Nigerians please. They'll be 1st gen Americans, thanks.
The lucky woman that ties me down to her will have to be the full definition of Miss Independent. I will have nothing less!

ijebabe: Viewing this topic: Beync(f), holusormi, Kevin_II(m), slimyem(f), johnugwu, ijebabe and 1 guest(s)
Kevin, we see you!!

It is my topic, duh! I have to be here. Was receiving a call while trying to reply.

cowgurl: Hey Kevin_II, suprised to see u on hia. But didn't u tell Jaybee u wer leaving nairaland 4 gud? Or did Seun beg u not to?

Na so u dumb reach? How does taking a break equate leaving? dodoyo

slimyem: whose fault is it that you have a girl or girls who do not bring ANYTHING to the table?
Whose?

What do you bring to the table for your boyfriend, if you have one? What?

Dyt: ^ na
U don't nid go dis far
Dey r simply blind in n out 2 even c wat we worth
Bats

Reptile

ijebabe: ^
Its the least I can do for the poor woman he ends up with!

If they are in such pitiable states, how come I'm every girl's dream? Pray tell

ijebabe: Besides financial support and a d!ck i don't know what else you bring to the table. Women can also have these things without being in a relationship so I don't know what you're going on about.

Your woman is supposed to be your best friend someone whom you can share your secrets and fears with because you know you're safe with her. She's a strong pillar of support for you. A person who encourages you when you are down and ready to give up. She's the one to slap your face to remind you of the man she fell in love with. A man who makes her a better person so you have no choice but to be the best person for her in return.

You must be stupid to think its easy pushing out a baby from a vijayjay not to talk of raising your children. For a woman to go through all that pain because of you is something and thrumps whatever you feel you're offering her. She makes your world brighter and can't imagine going one day without her.

Its all about having that companion you would spend all your lifetimes with. Sex is a very good plus, nothing beats having your personal ho . Whether you want someone who stays at home or is independent is entirely up to you, the basics still stands.

This is a privilege not a right. My opinion.

Seeing as ur a perpetual mumu your own is finished!

Ijejeci, do you have to keep cussing? no wonder you can't find a man...

Some good points raised. But errm, about the baby thing, it is not a must. Do I even want kids? And if yes, there are other ways and means these days, so make we hear word. So she born pikin for me, and then? And personal ho? . My fear is even that sooner or later the thing will go slack and then sex will be something I'll have to do absentmindedly, while reading a book.

Support, I agree. Companion, maybe. But She has to have her own life and her own dreams. I will take nothing less

booqee: besides sef, where is the damn joke!

no mind jaybee. I posted it in the romance section and he transferred it here. The guy is beefing me cos i was snatching all the babes that used to trip for him. he don hide almost half of my posts for there. @jaybee #godiswatchingyou

ijebabe: LOL! Not even in your dreams, a$$wipe!

I really was just teasing you all along, as I do with most girls here. But if you want to start on this road, I'm up for it o. To be forewarned....

acidtalk: Before I run off because bottles will soon start flying soon.

Though most women really and truly do not bring much to the table but believe it that there are extreme exceptions.

When you meet that "one woman" whoc comes as a mother, sister or best friend figure. Who gives you the best of advice and support, you will wish you had found her from birth and your greatest nightmare will be letting her slip by.


Some women are just exceptional.

Good talk there. But that is not all I'm looking for. What is the purpose of her life? Does she have her own dreams, visions, hopes, pursuits that is somehow not tied to just being my wife? Does she command respect from society for what she is (or is striving to be)? So many other questions coming as we go along. I hate the idea of my being the very air a girl breathes. She had her life before I came along, what happened to it?

ijebabe: You are really SOMETHING!! I feel JEALOUS for any woman that has the fortune of being with you

FIXED!!!

Dyt: Dey bring nottin oda dan hrt ache

Another girl on the defensive.

Odunnu: What do you guys bring? I thought you would tell us that.

Stop being defensive and answer the question, if you may. What we bring does not take an Einstein to figure out. I said she spent the last hour of that talk listing all of them, I lost count. So over to you once again.

ijebabe: Did you forget to take your medication? Mumu, go and sit on hot coals!

ijejeci, may sango use your left yansh for barbecue this nite! may a huge forest grow on top of your punny before morning

And I'm very serious about this.
I asked this girl I'm seeing (who's quarter to being dumped really) that question and hear what she said:

1. Sex, good sex - biatch pls. I can get better with a love peddler
2. Mother to your children in future - in which life?
3. Take care of your home - i have been a bachelor for 3 years. I think i have done a good job taking care of my home.

At this point she goes silent. What else? I ask. What else do you want? She retorted, matter of factly. In my mind I smh. She has no clue, this one. How sad. Meanwhile we had spent the last hour having her list all she expects from me.

So ladies in the house what do you really bring to the table in your relationships? I am waiting for the answer that will make me take notice, not the usual ramblings from the usual suspects. Over to you

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]The hair needs to be combed and how would I know if he has clean teeth with his mouth closed? [/quote]Ma'am that hair can be anymore combed! As neat as he appears I can assure you his teeth is clean if he has any. He is hereby auctioned to you

ijebabe: I miss you no be small! I want hug too

Don't make me slap you there. Are you high on biscuit bone or what? Nonsense!

Ijejeci, I have asked you before and I will ask again, can u raise those massive arms to slap anyone?
Oya forget I said that, come to papa for a kiss.