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Dyt: Gd day ladies n gentlemen
Panel of judges
Co opponents and my fellow readers
My name is DYT, I graduated frm kalakuta obedience sch, which I barged a 1st class plus in humour and its surroundings
I am here 2 oppose all oda opponents, I am d best 4 dis job, my reasons are as follows
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*Oh damn, dis computer is nt workin fyn*

I hp I v bn able 2 convince u nt nt confuse u dat d job shld b mine

Thank u

Oya mk una clap na

u won't make a good comedian. your attempt at humor is appalling to say the least

y'all are too many to reply one by one so may hitler round all of you haters up and take u to his famous gas chamber in sobibo
may ur d1cks remain flaccid forever and ur punny forever dry and lonely
may maggots chew your brains off, idiotas

except tpia, goldie, ify and the few others who understood that we are all faceless here so no need to be JEALOUS

for u info u dimwits, I stay in the US and 80% of the girls I roll with have their own cars
poverty stricken maggots can't know to elevate their thinking beyond what they see in naija. y'all are a failed race
I'm off to work now. If y'all start starving you can chew my shaved pubic hair b4 I return

I made front page? yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

But why all the para?
anyone that wants to die should first come suck on my d1ck before doing us the favor

o boy una the vex o
poverty stricken maggots thinks every girl is poor like them

mykali: hehehe. this has to be a multiple ID. you are beginning to 'act' in a familiar manner

of course nah, u dimwit. the guy/girl just registered and those are his/her only posts

mr meekman, who ever you are, Team Pendo, Yes! na there our agreement reach. Team Rocky, Yes! no be gender equality we dey do here

[quote author=tpia@]brixtonchute is obviously just jealous (its like you're flaunting your excess of girlfriends in front of him who cant even get a girl), but the cussing was a bit much sha.[/quote]chai...see finishing brixtonf00l, how is it my fault if you cannot find a girl? arindin oshi. i'm embarrassed for you

Brixtonyute: Lol @OP... What type of girls fall in love with an agbero like you?? Girls with no limbs, one eye, and as fat as a pig...

Park well, jor.

you certified madman. what brings you to these sane lands, huh? may your prick remain limp forever, bloody mofo gay-son-of-a-LovePeddler

mykali: get on my case? *chuckles slowly* what are you going to do, enlighten me...

shouldn't you be sleeping? don't you have school today? young man go to bed and let me rest jor. i no get your time now. make i hear word

^^^ yeah yeah. grown men will not allow themselves to be put down either, so park your yansh well well before i get on your case. i'm in a very good mood today

mykali: bleh...dont get cheeky with me, kid!!

so you're where? the states? have fun...or die trying

u dey madt?

[quote author=tpia@]yes, i heard you guys are the sheezy.[/quote]lol. u see?

[quote author=High_Chief]Kelvin is there more to this? You made your nominations earlier and I believe I did not intrude..... Those were my choices doesn't mean it is a must they would win. The best person for the role would get it. Based on my level of experience here I only nominated who gets to me with words. Short fuse? Well you might know him more than I do......I only pick the good things when I browse through romance section. I might be a little stale, maybe in my short break new developments have come up but while I was here, those two were good posters.[/quote]nah nothing more. it's a public forum. when u make a statement anyone is free to critique it. that's what it is.
Pendo's great, the other? I ain't sure. Rocktation is equally great, and then Chimezie. Sexkillz will be a disaster, and Slimyem to a much lesser degree. That's my own opinion and anyone that doesn't agree can equally put their points forward. It's what it is.

mykali: sounds like you are bragging...

dont worry about why the girls are circling you like flies, worry about your future and the fact that will still circle you 20years from now

you don't worry about my future for me. when i need people to worry about my future i will announce it. meanwhile stick your finger in your annus and lick it thoroughly afterwards. i no send you

[quote author=tpia@]^ the question is why are you so indifferent?

eg if you dont love them then why date them, especially if you know what the outcome will inevitably be.[/quote]I already gave my reasons, plus I haven't met the special one yet. when i do I will know, AND QUIT PLAYING.
And I shouldn't be made to feel guilty cos I don't lie about having other girls when they ask me. Believe me I met a new girl today and the same scenerio ensued. She's african american and before long she was on and on about how she wanted to date a Nigerian. 'Do you have a girlfriend?' she asked. 'Yes', I replied. I didn't say how many tho. Still she wanted me to go out to a jazz club that plays today . I had to beg off and reschedule something for tomorrow cos I was tired. Now if she ends up in my bed, how will that be my fault? I already told her THERE ARE OTHERS (OR ONE OTHER). So maybe I'm not the problem?

[quote author=High_Chief]Is this question directed at my choice of Coogar or what exactly kelvin? I don't think I stepped out of line by nominating.[/quote]No you didn't. You have all freedom to make whatever choice you want. I may not agree though. I think Coogar has a very short fuse, therefore I don't see how you can use him and 'matured' in the same sentence...that's me exercising my freedom to think what I want there, so no hard feelings.

[quote author=tpia@]good question.

maybe because they hope the guy will eventually love them?[/quote]That's a big risk. Then they should be magnanimous when they lose out and quit crying and making me feel guilty. They knew what they were getting into right? So it should be a case of 'if I lose out, fine'. abi?

[quote author=High_Chief]^^^Yes bro, we dont want kids[/quote]in what sense? age? number of years on nl? please explain

[quote author=High_Chief]I nominate Pendo or Coogar . We need matured minds as MODs.[/quote]

ijebabe: You ran out of stock, this is all ur fault

eJJC I drink baccardi and moet & chandon and I smoke cigars. I don't do shekpe. meet chimezie to give you one drum of shekpe if you've already finished ur monthly allocation prematurely. Then come to my room let's boogie down. am waiting

ijebabe: PAH!!! Mugu

iJJC, what is pah? and mugu? and why are u paraing? did u take ur doze of shekpe yet?

Rocktation: Oh well, what is there to lose? I might as well be in the running. I am interested.

Yes oooooo... Team Rocky here. Mukinatu, better take note. This girl is intelligent, level headed, matured, her own person, and now she thinks she can find the time. So what are u waiting for? U better appoint her or heavens will fall down.

Sexkillz cannot be trusted to be fair. This place will be pure bedlam with his enemies trying to make it as difficult as possible for him. Accusations of bias and hypocrisy will litter the whole place, and by the second day the complaints thread will get to 80 pages. I assure you once again that this place will be pure bedlam.

ijebabe: ^^ You heard or that's what you been feeding urself with, leading to the sharp deterioration of brain cells. I'm not ready to die

Ijebu babe, I am 9.2 long. Come and taste of the goodness of my willie. The bedroom door is open. You will shout hallelujah, I swaar

queensmith: gawsh it was a question, if you werent gay then women falling for you wouldnt be a problem. . . .jussayin

Question ko, ibere ni. I never said it was a problem. Go back and read. I wanted to know why a girl will fall for a guy even when they know they aren't the only one, plus the other stuff. So park your yansh well well and clear road make I pass.

Exponental: Maybe u r a maga dat pays alot.....

My middle finger dey greet you. Arindin oshi

ijebabe: Oh boy, I really tried to give you a befitting advice. I have been reading this for close to 2mins and still can't think of anything to tell you
You see that bottle of bleach....ehen, drink it

Ijejeci, I don't have bleach in my house. However, if u want to drink the akamu that comes out of my shaft you can come to my room sharp sharp. I have heard it tastes real good. I'm waiting

Floxyluv: @poster, maybe you are a very handsome and swagga - li - cious guy and you hold it or maybe it's your strong thing

you do know how we do

Idowuogbo: I only asked cus I sometimes go by star signs. Now fix ur yama yam face mehn!

why you dey para nah...oya no vex you sef fix your face

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] That is not sexkillz, and will never be. He is only using the same fonts i use. . . It's a pity you have allowed sentiments to becloud your ability to reason properly. Every comment and every user looks and smells like sexkillz to you. . . I don't want to call you daft, but you leave me no choice. . . You are Daft!

I'm not replying you further, so type away. . . [/color][/quote]make we hear word jor. it's not so much the fonts, it's the attempt at derailing and the army of followers and the shifty romeo-ish name....I am watching
abeg carry your para dey go, i no send you. You can stick your finger in your annus and lick it properly afterwards, I no care. arindin oshi

[quote author=Missy_B]Like Ogugua stated, too many clods clans in this section, one can hardly pick out 5 sane and appropriate individuals.

Rocktation is perfect for the position if she's willing. She's not only level-headed and active (lately), she's also not part of any clique hence a high possibility of her performing her tasks w/out being biased.[/quote]Great suggestion, if she has the time...beautiful, and so can calm a man down with just a flash of her teeth (if she ban you), intelligent, level headed, not a member of any cliques, the list goes on and on.

Like I said b4, Pendo also qualifies for the above reasons also, except I haven't seen her picture . Oya both of you come and let us know whether you are in or not

Treasure10: Kevin you really do have an egocentric problem. You need to meet a girl that’s going to toy with your heart in order for you to come straight back to reality

Ermm....maybe. I can't tell you how much I really want to meet the girl that will change my worldview and make me fall in love, like dbanj says

Idowuogbo: Kevin wots ur star sign?

Gemini. why?

J12: Damn! I'm so hòrny

may amadioha seal ur annuss permanently, you gay donkey

Goldieluks: @Post maybe they like your swagger i.e the way you carry yourself. And as for the willie part? They may be attracted to that also.

Yes o...you know a classy chick when you meet one, not the gutter bred mor0ns that can't offer anything constructive

[quote author=tpia@]If the thread isnt fake then i guess there' s a problem. Maybe they're attracted to your bad boy persona or maybe [b]you make them feel special [/b]without caring that they're taking you seriously.[/quote]I do try to do that but with a caveat: don't fall in love with me

queensmith: Are you gay?

you again? Don't you have any other theories? Don't let me get off with you again o. Park well well, your yansh dey enter road

190: Yawns

May your neck continue stretching uncontrollably

[quote author=@richy]Tired of Eating indomie, What fast food to eat now[/quote]Sexkillz again? Na wa for u o. How many handles do u need, u shifty arse nigga?

cindyrella: ^^ I think garri is faster.

I know you are consumed with ur fantasies about my massive willie. No worry when I come to lagos we go baang. So cool down and stop antagonizing me

As for the rest of you chicken-hearted derailers - epic fail, esp the girl that looks like a grasshopper - sijo abi na mojo

dabrake: [color=#419419]adiok ono fieh[/color]

I wish you the same, omo iya alata oshi Enjoy ur stup1d font and lousy color

[quote author=Mynd_44]Early morning crap[/quote]It may not have been early morning where everyone else is. When will ur small minds get around the fact that time zones are different, ehn?

Sweetlemon: @OP, could you by any chance be the Kevin I know?

I don't think so sweety. You look great btw