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Rocktation: Too little, too late. Someone else has posted this here already. You prolly share the same dumb friends.

Corrected. Even worse the other one was the cheating husband version. This one is the cheating wife version. Next will be a bf and gf situation, and then a goat and dog, and so on and so forth. Cows, all of them

what's all the long dry stories about? dumbos
@OP, since money is all you want, you may want to sell some of those oversized lips to get some. Those your lips go good to suck cow yansh gan. #jussaying

ileke is sex-starved. ileke come to my room let me give you a good time. you will love it i swaar

Must he confess that he had a mistress? What a dumbo...there are a thousand different good stories he could have given and all would have been well. Hell, the wife would even have insisted on a thanksgiving in church sef . That man na real dunce

yinkaGreen: Uncle kevin = attentionSeeker. We have noticed you! U can now go back to sleep.

yinkagreen has slackedtoto from too much fccking. It is still daytime in my end of the world

Idowuogbo: At least hin one liners better pass dat panty liner wey dey insert hin head for gal toto up and down. Flipping tampon!

If we flash hin brain now, na woman he go bring for backup

FAWCKIN EPA!

chai! That guy dey vex you no be small. Make all of una take am easy o. Life itia too short

ijebabe: Say what? That wheelbarrow better be pimped up by the baddest crew with a spacious 2 seater, chiffon curtains, gold-plated, covered in rose petals, with crstals all around. Send the bill to Kevin!

Ijejeci, is that a proposal to marry me? Please say it clearly so there will be no misunderstanding.
And so you know in advance, the answer is still NO...Please try your luck again next time

yinkagreen = lovepeddler. That's why she dey para like that

OP, 80% is a conservative estimate sef. It's more like 98%. Is there any girl here wey her boyfriend no spend on her before she opened her pun[b]a[/b]ni for bleeping? If there is any raise your hand let us see you now

jay bee: Thread moved to where it's best suited period. No point exchanging words with you

Because you have no point in the first place. Just admit your bias and do better next time. We are not kids here.

The rants of uncle saka. Whipped mercilessly into a confession he'll have to live it, and pummeled into his place on the bottom rung, he tries to save face by writing a whole page full of poo. He is a louse that stubbornly refuses to die .

*singing* I'm bad (2X). You know it. I'm bad

Flashaldrin: hahahahaha, lol, dude i swearigad your head dey there! Very boring uninteresting dude! He prolly thinks his one liners are witty!

abi now. the guy too dry. always all over the whole place dropping dry one-liners that no one bothers to read anymore

Ranoscky: Above u??.... WOW! Wonderful!

Lyk hw many rounds now?

Iya don expose herself finish. Iya how many rounds now? abeg answer the question jor

190: Thread locked

Signed - moderator 190

Go and lick your annuss and stop disturbing me

jaybee why did you move my thread: https://www.nairaland.com/953130/where-lefulefu#10984457

And don't give me that shit about posting in the right section. There are uncountable threads in the romance section that shouldn't be there.

https://www.nairaland.com/953301/brixtonyute-locked-up-slapping-naija#10986476
https://www.nairaland.com/925234/which-curves-would-you-go#10700121
https://www.nairaland.com/947426/tell-lie-about-person-above#10924148
https://www.nairaland.com/953188/guess-d-job-d-poster#10985144

I could go on and on. You know what you are? A stewpid bigot who does a poor job hiding it. Leave my threads where I post them, m0ron. You have no idea what fairness is. You decide which handles you like or don't like and start displaying your bigotry, ode.

And don't you dare hide my post. Reply let's all see your reasons for being so quick to move my thread when the above are still there. Convince us that you are fair. Arindin oshi

always wet 247

bitter end = brixtonf00l = shyttymex. same old id1ottt trying to show himself. we have seen you, now retire into oblivion

ijebabe: Na wetin? U wan find out or not?

Oya nah. How we for take see now? Meet me for that nkwobi joint for street corner. I hope u dey drink star?

Her VeeJay has exceeded elastic limit: she did it with a horse - me

[quote author=Mynd_44]Are you done or you still have more crap coming from that garbage bin you call a brain?[/quote]another dry-as-a-somali-refugee one liner. why are u so dry?

ijebabe: I have his number, I can tell him y'all are missing him

smh

Rub my dick with a hanky and carries it around all day smelling it to keep her high

Idowuogbo: Kevin! liv d guy make he dey shake like jelly. D question here is..... na hin gal or hin friend gal he wan propose 2? nervous u no! lmao!! oma she ooooo!!!!

no mind the dodoyo, make him dey shake like shaky shaky daddy

ijebabe: What do you know? Nonsense!

stop it before i vex oya report for duty in my room sharp sharp. am waiting

^^^ still wears pant, no wonder his dick gets shorter by 2 inches everyday

[quote author=Mynd_44]That clown is in the jokes section where he belongs[/quote]STFH with ur stewpid one-liners that always makes no sense. The guy's a more interesting personality that ur dumb self

Yield: I swear, I was going to post a thread asking about him today!
Lefulefu, where you at?!

what does that mean? have u been stalking my tots?

i heard in the grapevine that he was mistakenly deported to Somalia. They are currently redirecting him to ijebu-igbo

^^ uses my cumshot as maggi for her meals after her doctor recommended it as cure for her obesity

Has he been deported from London, or did he lose all his paddies? His stories are all about "e get one of my paddy" I miss the sonofagun in here. Please someone find him and bring him back. Chimezie and Mr Cork have gone stale on there jokes

OP, if you want a sperrm donor come to my room ASAP. I am presently in the mood. I'll give you sperrm after 3 rounds

Sagamite: Just never been interested or made interested. Some were because he wanted fun, some were because he was being picky. A mix and mash.

The girls he has met have never been worth committing to and as he does not cheat he ends it when he feels it is time and then moves on.

Compare him with OP 1st on their own for choice you will make.

Then compare him with OP 2nd on their own for choice you will make.

Which one would you go for in both cases?

Stop telling us the pitiful story of your life, uncle saka. Go offline and get a girl for chrissakes. It isn't so hard

kuss: good post, am about proposing to ty girl friend can one give me tip, am kinda nervous i ve delayed for too long

Why are you nervous? you ain't sure she will say yes? If that is the case, she will def say no. You guys make me want to puke...a woman you're in a relationship with is making you nervous? Na wa o