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ijebabe: I was talking about real people in everyday life not NL!

Erm, I'm undecided about you both so why not wrestle each other for the position

Ijejeci, the day I wrestle another man because of a woman is the day I DIE! I shoot them off, not time.
@Chimezie, u wan die? Oya withdraw your candidacy shaperly

ijebabe: It will be great to have honest answers to this. It is normal to have crushes on other people while in a serious relationship and i'm not talking about actors and celebrities. As a woman will you be open to telling ur man about this and guys will you do the same? I'm open about these things and so are my friends that their man sometimes ask ' Oh how is that guy haven't heard about him in a while' . But I know some guys/ladies can be very jealous so tell me what you think?

Ijejeci, It's ok if you're in love with me. Your boyfriend will not vex, I swaar. Oya come give papa a kiss

Sagamite: You are a person!
What kinds of cretins pop into this NL ffs? What makes you assume I have done a Masters? FOOOOL!

Cretin. This "run off the mill university": http://www.ox.ac.uk/feesandfunding/fees/information/universityrates/201213feerates/
It is so run of the mill, moorons like you can never dream of entering it.
FOOOOL!
When you speak like a cretin like this, it makes one question how anyone would give a mooron like you scholarship!
FOOOOOL! We are talking about national laws and dynamics, your moronic arse keeps on saying "me".
Jobs falafala with high unemployment rates? CRETIN!
You are a person!
I don't think the US is that sad to accommodate cretins like you so lightly, even with their affirmative action. If you are unlucky to hold on to a job, YOU are fcked!
Now go and answer your customers. Put your head phones on before you get sacked.

Jeez! You are the fccking ret[b]a[/b]rd, no kidding. So you don't even have a Masters and you went for pages on end arguing and insulting those that have? No wonder you couldn't believe someone went to U Birmingham

Haven't anyone told you that when your betters are talking you should be quiet? I pummeled you till you confessed. I'm badt, no jokes!
There you have it folks! The fccking ret[b]a[/b]rd does not even have a masters (not that it's such a big deal, but you shouldn't go insulting your betters on what they have earned and achieved. Sooner or later your stupidity becomes bared in public).

Tell us uncle saka, did you even finish high school? Or was your loan revoked before you could finish? You've had a sad life, uncle saka, no wonder you're such a fccking cynic.
NL is sure a leveler, pitting me against a fccking mo[b]r[/b]on. I'm done with you. Go an upgrade yourself and come back. Arindin oshi

Sagamite: I am not lying to you, mate. There is nowhere in the UK practically anyone cannot go, even dressed in gold. Obviously anyone that is flashing valuables is susceptible to being robbed but I can not name a place in the UK where you are guaranteed of that. I can not name a place in the UK where you are scared if your kids go, they can be hit by stray bullets when some low-lifes start to go to war. That is why the US has a worse murder rate.
The UK is not better? NEVER chat shyt with me foool.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_rates
Except you live in New York or Maryland or similar East coast place with Nigerians.
If you stay in the Mid West, West or places like Philly you will travel minutes, if not hours, to the closest friends.
It will even take you 20mins drive to go and get your milk. I just go to my nearest Patel within a 5 min walk.
No!!! Check you facts before you argue.
Roughly £10K ($16K) for UK citizens, far less than the $70K I would pay as a US citizen in a top US university.
Really? Don't argue like a fooool. Anyone with sense knows US are more capitalist than Euro countries.
Cut the crap.
In the US, when out, Blacks tend to congregate on one side, Latinos on another and Whites on another.
Really? Stop chatting shyt!
Americans are cowboys. Their police and soldiers are poorly trained ediots! We see it everytime on their streets and in war zones.
The fate of the AA reflects how people are likely yo perceive you and reflects what is the likely outcome if you ever get into any infraction.
So don't argue that the UK is not better for the black man.
Shut up if you have no argument my friend.
What a stewpid point. What if the car breaks down? What of those that can not afford a car for a short while due to temporary financial setback.
No wonder people in the US drive big cars but it is on credit. They are leveraged to the hill. More money to the banking/financial capitalists exploiting the lack of public transportation, the common man struggles and has to make sure he never loses his job because he can fall through the net as no car means very hard to get to work, where it is easy for some equally stressed boss to lose his patience and sack him. Sacked means his defaults rises, his default rises means he has no job, no money and no access to creidt. Before you know it, he is homeless and struggling to get back on the ladder.
Come to the UK and see civilised capitalism.
And your point?
You can't do the same and more in the UK?
You are a person!
As I said, check your facts. It is £10K and you can get loans if you want. Unlike the £50K in the US. How many people get Scholarship of £50K in the US.
Foool, so what if I decide I would rather do my PhD in the UK? Is it by force to go to the US?
You are a person!
I no I don't want to see a "World Series" where the world is the US! I am not interested in handball being called football. It would have been better to call it carryball if they wanted to make any sense
The sports I want to see and that has the WORLD participating is football. I also like Athletics, Tennis, Snooker and Formula One. I get that all in the UK. I doubt I would get those in the US. More likely some useless Baseball, Ice Hockey and Carryball. Moreover, because the UK are enlightened and there are several Nigerians (some even working for the TV stations) they focus on my Nigeria where necessary. Not like the Ignorants that think from Maine to California is the WORLD.
And when your stressed boss sacks you? You are fcked!
Foool, our companies also pay for us to have Private Healthcare but we also have the public one to fall back to.
You are a person!
I see the benefits of my taxes and unlike the US, I have a nice safety net if things fall apart.
And because of this safety and certainty, people tend to be chilled and get along. Unlike the US where most muthafckers think they have to be cut-throat and stab everyone in the back so they are not the one that falls where the safety net is weak. No wonder the US muthafckers that have fallen, or see their fall is inevitable, pick up guns to gun down their colleagues or any unfortunate muthafcker in their way.

Lol @termite got all riled up Answer the darned questions and stop beating about the bush...how much did u pay for your masters? How much loan did you take and how much of your pitiable salary do they zap every month to pay for it after removing 33%? Poor you, literally. I already told you I paid $4 and lived large while in school. I await ur answers.

10K pounds? What run off the mill 'university' is that? And which year are we talking about here? Your living expenses? Did u live on the streets and starved? smh @ how miserable you were in school, no wonder you think UK is paradise

Jobs here? falafala! My friend finished school last July, started his first job this January (cos of work permit processing) and is already on his 4th job in May. And bro I don't work for a one-man company. Is that where u're holing up? No wonder you are always afraid your boss will get stressed and sack u one day. Is that why you've licked his a[b]s[/b]s to radiant whiteness?
I work for a corporation bro...they don't 'get stressed and sack us'. And even if they do, I only have to walk down the same street and to get another one. So quit pulling off 'points' from your an[b]u[/b]s.
You are dismissed, bro saga!

ndahbros1: Where una see husband in d first place? With the abounding scarcity of male life partners, even if dem propose to una for inside dream, una get choice?

abi o my broda. no mind them. shakara oloje

luckgames: Dude
Leave London people alone
London na heaven for them
The 2X2 room and small houses like our car garage

yeye people

^^ I have located hers severally

Sagamite: Ooh.

- Personal safety, no no-go area.
- No fear of psycho going to kids' school to pop a bullet in their head.

Stop lying thru ur teeth man. UK ain't any better. There's no country without high crime rate areas. So tell that to the marines. And UK has also had it's share of school gunning incidents and an abundantly high high school knifing incidents. We read the news too u know

- Nigerian friends are 5-20 mins around the corner on average, not 2 hours drive away.

Depending on where u live. I have more than enuff Nigerian friends, and there are more than enuff Nigerian/African clubs here. No biggie

- Top quality education at a reasonable price.

I laff in swahili. How much did u pay for your masters? 20,000 pounds? What is 'reasonable' about that?

- Reasonable capitalism, not lunatic capitalism.

Dumb

- Sanely mannered people, not people that talk loudly and brashly like if they are on LSD.

Dumb. I'll take a loud brash talker any day to that horrible british accent. yuck

- Multicultural society, easy to have non-black friends and not having to go to bars that are racially segregated.

Which century do you think we are in? . You need to see my fb friend mix

- Unlikely to be manhandled by cops that behave like if they are on crack, well-trained cops here.
- If cops harm you because of the colour of your skin, they get punished.

- No need to live on credit and be insanely leveraged.
- Have a great job and still get more than 14 days holiday a year. 25 days is the norm and some even get 30 days.

These ones no deserve comment. I see you're wildly beating the air to come up with 'points'. okare o

- One in 4 black men are not in, and have not been to, jail.

1/4 have not been to jail?
Do I understand you correctly? Is that a stat to 'celebrate'? At any rate How does the fate of the African American male affect me?

- Protective labour laws, no stressed ediot can just fire you.

Still beating the air, wildly

- Solid public transportation infrastructure.

Who needs public transportation when I can drive my own car on freeways?

- At arms length from other EU countries to experience difference and don't have to live among the most ignorant citizens on Earth.

I can concede that. But hey, you get to meet every tribe and country here and if you're sociable enuff, experience it too. I have probably eaten dishes from every nook and cranny of the world already

- 1 year MSc at a reasonable cost and yet can get the same jobs as you with the four times over-priced 2 years MSc you paid for.

There u go again spewing stewpid lies. How much did you pay for your Masters? 20,000 pounds? How much did I pay? $4! Serious. Dude, UK survives on tax and education, not same here. These schools are sinfully rich and give out scholarships freely. Sorry if you ain't smart enuff to make the grade. I got a free roll through school - scholarship on 1st year, RA on second year. I paid nada, rather I bought an Accord 04 after 14 months from money saved from the generous living allowance I got. So once again dude, how much did you pay? How much did you borrow?
And for your info, u do your masters there and want to come do PhD here, you have to do Masters here all over again. They don't believe in your 'Masters' here.

- Great football where it is called football, not sucker. grin

Lol. We both watch on TV, so what's the difference. What other sports do u get to see? cricket? How dumb!

- Free Healthcare without some hilly-billy screaming "big government and such would bring the government finances to its knees".

How does that affect me when my company pays for it?

- And by the way, tax for majority of people is below 33%, very few percentage of the population pay over that.

Poor you You work and give 33% to govt? I cry for you....bawling and leaving thread

Btw, I don't give a fcck about the US either, just that y'all should stop screaming about that lousy place as if it's heaven. I wouldn't live there if I had the choice

Sagamite: Sanity.
Civilisation.
Certainty.
Physical and lifestyle security.
Human rights.
Hope and progress for your kids.
Modern living.
Public amenities.
No swarms of panhandlers when you go out to spend your money.
No constant attempt by retailers to rip you off.
Good roads.
Efficient civil service.
Nice, cheap homes in beautiful environs.
Constant power.
Value for money.
Merit based career.
Good and well-equipped schools.
Variety of hot women (Black, White, Asian, Oriental, Latino, Arab, and even remix ones of all the aforementioned).

All these makes frustration pretty difficult.

Dude I live in the US, and u haven't said anything I find exciting. Maybe to Nigerians at home, but not to me. So I fail to see what u guys expended 10 pages shouting about as if it is some paradise. Icy cold and heavily taxed. Tell me my friend, how much are you taxed? How many days of sunshine do u enjoy every year? How cheap and fresh are the vegetables u get to buy? Those are little pleasures of life that you guys on the northern hemisphere would know nothing of, yet you won't let our ear drums get a moment's peace. Bottomline? Abeg make we hear word.
It's not as if the schools are any enticing either. One year masters? I wonder what you guys learn in one year. I did masters for two years and it was so much hardwork getting thru that, got me wondering what they do in the UK for one year that is actually worthwhile. smh

All these UK rubbish... U go to school, graduate and start work and then hand over half your pay to govt at the end of the day as tax, while spending almost half the year in bitter cold. What is it you guys enjoy in that your UK sef? Underground trains and week old vegetables from Spain? Cos I for one can't see anything enticing about the UK. Can someone educate me please?

cindyrella: @ Op

Me click on that link?? U are sitting on a long thing

as if you sabi read sef

^^ is worried cos he hasn't seen his period for two months now after doing it with a goat

slimyem: lying is a deal-breaker for me anyday anytime...
I find out one lie and i stop trusting you!
I don't wanna understand your reasons for telling it!
Better remain mute than tell me a lie.
I'd embrace the cold-hard truth than i would a pitiful lie!
Women are different in their own ways and as such handle things differently...and in their own ways too...

Iron lady! After a sustained period of hearing 'the cold hard truth', you'll begin to lose interest in the guy. Trust me. It is in the nature of girls to have their emotions massaged. Why do you think men lie? So they don't hurt these emotions. simple. It makes girls feel good about theemselves

[quote author=Mynd_44]I have never heard of a girl complaining that her BF is too truthful oooo. This is new to me[/quote]I have seen you. You can now go and play with your pen1s (sorry sexkillz)

ijebabe: Please! What woman have complained about her man being 'brutally honest'? The problem is the way the message is delivered. I know the truth can be bitter but personally I would always want him to tell me the truth no matter what. Some men pride themselves in being straight forward and blunt which is good but if you know you are dating a sensitive girl then you have to be tactful and keep that ego in check. Only a stupid woman will break up with her boyfriend for being honest because at the end of the day its about the message. I would take the truth any day over lies! Except when I ask him to lie

So in essence, he should sugarcoat the truth? That seems to be the suggestion of this friend of mine. Like "Kevin, am I getting fat". She's indeed getting very fat. But I'm expected to reply "No sweetheart, I like the fact that you're a tinnie bit more filled out than before . Which may be a 'tactful' reply but that definitely won't make her work at slimming down and I lose out at the end. See?

I do like that you can handle the truth sha, but I doubt you can do that ALWAYS. After a while you're likely to start complaining that he is not diplomatic , then we're back to square one

^^^ e be like say shiit dey worry you after eating six wraps of fufu. oya go shiit u go feel better

On the one hand girls complain that men lie. On the other hand they complain that men are 'brutally truthful'. I don't understand anymore...

Over the weekend I had a conversation with a friend of mine who broke up with her boyfriend. Why? "He was brutally honest", was her answer . She couldn't cope with his honesty. He saw spades and called them spades, and that "often hurt her emotions". Even here in NL, we've had peeps complaining that their boyfriends don't know how to be diplomatic (i.e lie). SMH

When you now want to take their emotions into consideration and lie to them (like the lady that just opened a thread about how her fiance is a liar and cheat) they still don't like it! No wonder they say you cannot please a woman!

So ladies, girls, women, etc, etc, what exactly do you want from us? Honesty or lies?

slimyem: ...this sure seems like you haven't learnt your lesson yet..
Smh!
Na you sabi jor!

why u dey para? She say she wan wed, which one come be your own?
OP, go on jor, nothing dey happen. You fit send me the wedding IV. I shall be there IJN!

Go and pack shiite under bridge at obalende

[quote author=Mynd_44]What any should I arrive at the club late just because some people are so dumb that they did not go out with their umbrella in the middle of the rainy season?
BTW how did they get there? How am I sure it is not a plan to snatch my car? How am I sure if I toast the babe she go gree? The fact that the dude saved my life in the past does not mean he won't try to kill me now. And how ar we sure the old woman is not a witch? Abeg make una leave me jorh[/quote]Them dey ask u question for interview u dey talk long story, and u still dey feel sharp. smh, ur dummy no get part two. see ur equal here

http://www.youtube.com/embed/bd7_dK_cc_I?rel=0

@OP, option 3

what is it with nigerian girls and the OBSESSION to get married, huh? can't they just live their lives?

lost her virginity to a randy 69 year old man

ijebabe: Look at this imbec[i]i[/i]le desperate to get sucked! Do I resemble ur mother? Keep sniffing my a[b]s[/b]s and don't find something better to do with ur life. It is high time you knew, you calabash child, that you came out of ur mother's anus, even her vagina rejected you so how can you expect another woman to want you? Keeping busing urself with those dildos your search for the biggest d[i]i[/i]ck will soon be fruitful .
I don't like insulting people but you forced my hand and Im sorry to bring ur mother into this because im sure she tried to raise up a son and instead ended up with you. Don't mistake my softness for weakness f[i]o[/i]ol. I'm going to ignore you on this forum for as long as humanly possible assw[i]i[/i]pe but don't tempt me.

smh in sorrow. See wetin nl don turn ijejeci to. She used to have charm and innocence now she don become agbero. Ijebubabe pls take a break from nl and regain ur innocence and better person mantra, else try to leave people's mumsies out of your insults pulease. haba!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030] When will you people get it? I don't care if I'm chosen or not. I signified interest because I know what the romance section needs and how to correct it. That does not mean I MUST be chosen as mod. A lot of people signified interest and anyone can be chosen or not. It's not a do or die affair. . . At least, not for me. So, you peeps should quit breaking heads over nothing. If they decide to make me or anyone mod, can you do anything about it?

And errm, I thought you'd have figured it out by now. . . I am more at the office weekdays, and unwind at weekends. Well, that's what happens when you are gullible enough to believe the crap people spew. . . [/color][/quote]Kai sharrapp there! You don't care and u sent a PM to mukina, and allegedly went to see seun one on one? Sharrap there before shark give you BJ this morning. ode lasan

dapo338: Heya! she printed Scopio hall in her IV.
Texted real people the real venue...
The HAVEN'S is the real place.
Besides General Hospital.

another low life

pendo89: Tell your wife to talk sense into her head.The husband is a gone and lost case.
She's alone with a girl and no job. So what next?
She needs not to wait for someone who has shown no interest in their lives.
Find a job,do small biz,any work that will enable her feed and care for that baby cz that is what matters now and the rest will figure itself out.

Pendo, you have been nominated for romance section mod, go and signify your interest/disinterest

tellwisdom: This dude calld sexykillz wl nt only ruin this section, bt wld disclose some confidential matters sorroundin N.L to whoever cares to knw. Even from his bigoted ways, creatin diffrnt i.d-s and stl has the guts to deny it, even when caught wit proof shows, he's nt deem fit to be trusted to some extent. Muki, i dnt knw hw u and other mods cld work wit someone who wil, in one way or the other disclose to a non entity/Arrow, like me, where the key to the secret room of NL is. Mind you, your boy tellwizzy, is speakn from a firng line of experience. I no read am for book. 190/slimyash OR NOBODY. I REST MY CASE. # MUKI, OVER TO U.

Using newly created handles abi? So on point. I remember when he was accused on a thread of creating new handles to upload pictures of his nl friends here that he private contact with. There were a couple of girls he did that to. I thought that was appalling and low. His defence wasn't convincing...the usual 'so everybody is now sexkillz'. I said in one thread that sexkillz was @richy, he denied, but apparently 190 had the same view. It's really easy to spot if you know what to look for. Bottomline, a mod may be privy to sensitive info about members and about nl. Someone as mentally unstable as sexkillz would not be trusted to keep those info to himself. Nothing stops him from creating a new handle to reveal those here or to whoever, without the person's consent. My two cents.

Rocktation is still the ish....Solid, Controlled, Intelligent, Fair to Everyone, Level-headed and did I say beautiful yet? Pendo too, but I haven't seen her here at all.

The rapid dogs finally exhausted their anger
No need for any replies then. Thread Officially Closed. Paroles continue lagbara oloun
Nobody holy pass

pDude: @OP- guy!

See as you dey nurse this ya thread like newborn pikin

lol...too late. It has gone to the dogs already, what with front page stuff. I was only responding to the verbal attacks. Me sef get enuff ammunition for my arsenal

@slyfoxx, if you're intelligent, I am Einstein. So cool down...I will trounce you in Math, in English, in any darned area of human endeavor, even your own profession So cool down, kiddo and stop emitting smoke from your ears. I no get your time.

ACM10: I disagree with u. Any girl can be any man's fool provided she wz properly groomed by the man. This trait transcends appearance, status, level of education in women. BTW, [b]women respond to their emotional self instead of rational self. [/b]Therefore Kevin is in order. His experience iz not strange to some of us. Especially if u are hot, handsome, educated with little change to throw around

Thanks bruv! Everyone is trying to find something demeaning about the girls to fit their warped worldview. If the girls aren't pepper sellers, they are desperate, ugly or AIDS carriers. smh.
The only thing I can concede is that eligible black males over here ain't that much cos about 1 in 2 african american male has been to jail before and is a thug, sorta. Also, there are african girls who come here to study and want to stay. So at the end of the day there aren't enuff eligible black males to go round (my own view). That's about it on the logical side. Everything else would be about the woman's emotions piqued by what she sees in and around the man of her affection. Which was what I was trying to understand.
These fools won't let me be. Not that I care sha