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I am ready to marry five wives. Who wants to be number 1? We get married in December. No time.
2014, second wife
2015, 3rd and 4th wives - June and December, respectively.
2020, Last wife.
That's the plan folks. Money dey, no shaking.

Application closes at the end of May. Hurry now and send your entries!

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]This post has been hidden.[/color][/quote]Are you short of words?

queensmith: You can never be satisfied viewing a relationship as a partnership because someone will always end up with the short end of the deal. If the rewards of the partnership were to be more sentimental than always trying to maintain a degree of profit then it is completely different.

If life was as simple as 'plug in some money' 'be gratified' then there won't be many struggles. bottom line is there is no successful relationship with your point of view. There are just miserable people and their manipulators.

What exactly are you saying? If a relationship is not a partnership, what is it? An autocracy where the man is Lord and king? A parasitic relationship where it is the woman's right to have all her whims and caprices satisfied? There doesn't have to be an element of profitability for it to be a partnership. Pendo puts it succinctly, the woman should contribute EVERYTHING the man brings in, may be not to the same degree. That's why women are the weaker sex afterall.

[quote author=OK/2/NV]pussiey!
that shitt is worth more than gold and crack ![/quote]Young man, you can get better with a love peddler without all the added complications if that's all you want.

queensmith: You see now your response only further proves my point, you have been with many women to try and prove something to yourself, the truth is you do not enjoy women. You are a gay man, just own it and embrace your sexuality. Life is too short.

The rave and rants of a dog. Bring you brothers to me with Vaseline for their yansh let me start with them. Ode lasan

[quote author=buJu-234]if an average single lady can answer this question well; many gud men are looking 4 u.

because i think most guys see women as either sex tool; financial burden or both.

i always tell women; that there are more u re created 4 than this sex doll and give me give me give me stuff...[/quote]Exactly!

Orikinla: They bring LOVE without which LIFE is meaningless.

Love is not always enuff. At the beginning, yes. After a while you'll need more than love to go on.

Idowuogbo: I have noticed d same, Dey pounce on him like unfed tigers when he asks a simple question that actually always makes sense. I think d problem wiv folks is, dey find it extremely hard to digest reality. I mean all dis feminist blah blah blah! If Adam no channel d oyoyo Eve dem go get mouth? Abegiiiiiiiii

ID doing her thang! Amen!

Rocktation: Badoskyyy! As always, dancing ayangba on thin ice. Hehehe. Nofin do you sha.

freakyamanda: finally, dey don open ur yansh. Actually i used to like u while readin ur posts as a guest. Now i know better. U sound like an old lovepeddlar that suddenly finds out she has expired and nobody wants her anymore. U see the younger ones with tighter puss ies get all d men nd all d though while they ignore u cos u stink. All that remains of u is an empty body that is even worse than a log of wood. U think back to the past nd wish d good ol days would come back. Na lie, u av already wasted ur life nd ur punny and u filled with hatred 4 younger, fresher, more intelligent chicks. I believe my grandma can even win u in a beauty contest now. Ashewo oshi, ashewo to ti gbo, obo to ti sha.

I haf die. Na this one them dey call TERMINATION! No part 2!
Chai! mamalola if na me be you na rope and ceiling fan go be the next thing wallahi allah!

MsDarkSkin: I know some American, Jamo, Hispanic; etc women like that.
A sorry woman is a sorry woman. The only problem is, they seem to outnumber the good ones and are on the rise.

True, obviously - taking this thread as a case in point.

chidyhels: @poster,dats wat u get frm a patrilineal society;evr woman's drm wil be 2 end up wit a man of idea,whil she serves him..Bt i think bringin smtin 2 d table has 2 do wit individual perceptn of life,havnt u seen men witout ambition?
If ur babe no get ambition get her 2 hav 1..evr1 got d potentials, we jst nid 1 or 2 tins 2 trigger it off,n belv me she wil alwayz be grtful 2 u,marriage or no marriage

Nice viewpoint. But as they say, you can only lead a horse to the stream, you can't force it to drink water. Some of these girls cannot fathom WHY they have to have any ambition at all, aside from being someone's wife. In which case your efforts will just be in vain. #truethat

2buff: ...in case you never noticed, she's a white chick ...if her level-headedness didn't give her away.

no wonder...naija girls watch and learn.

talina: ^^^^ hey! Im just another Nlander

and did I mention modest too?

This woman exhibits the true definition of a jobless amebo. Wetin consign you whether them don dump anybody or abandon am for altar? So tomorrow you go use am start attack people abi? Why don't you first tell us how you were used and dumped so we can learn? I see senility has started setting in, make sure you take your drugs ok? amebo 4:40. arindin oshi!

ijebabe: But first why are you always h0rny? I thot having a masters with lots of money and living in obodo oyinbo would better ur chances of frequent coitus I think you shud open a thread to debate ur usefulness as a man

Nothing wrong in seeking out fresh meat babe. Nothing wrong. Which one be all the questions, are you coming or not?

ijebabe: I know I tease you alot but honestly ur crazy! Will you massage my feet or what?

I will massage your feet and kiss them and go all the way up to the junction yonder! Just come, you will enjoy it I swaar!

ijebabe: I love bright colours so my usual are bright pink, red and orange. Guys thing? hmmmmm...

Do you promise to massage and kiss my feet?

I kiss and massage ANYTHING! Just come. You will like it I swaar!

Iyalola has no iota of idea who she is or what she wants. She is like a madman who is always trying to remember who he once was. You can forgive him for having an identity crisis now and again

Rocktation: Infact ehn, Spartacus de learn for where you de. Jeje laye sha oo.

talina: I agree with the soulmate and best friend part, thats a beautiful thing. I dont know how not to be independant though. I dont want someone else paying for me.It just doesnt feel right anymore.I think the only way its right is if you are not able to work or make as much money because of pregnancy and caring for small children.( or whatever else..unknown reasons)
A man taking care of me means his arms are always loving. Its a mutual thing.I like the idea of doing it together.

I like your viewpoints. Talk about a sensible, intelligent girl! Not the ones that want compensation for childbearing! How sad!
@op the earlier you smell the coffee the better for you, gold digger! What happened to your hands and legs? Are you impotent? Don't you have pursuits and dreams for your own life? Talk about being a hopeless dependent.

ijebabe: ^ What are you still doing here? Oya, to the bedroom!

Only if you're coming with me

Rocktation: Kai. Kevin don shite for church this time?
Chicks c'mon now. I know the romance section critics have made us edgy and set to spit out fireballs at the slightest provocation. But as opposed to a whole lot of them, he asked a question. He didn't just put it out there like that. I suspect that he's not in the running to be the next bad boy on NL, pinky swear. Lol.

Hmmpph...Jaybee must be in over his head today. The entire section is babel.

Fine girl no mind these imbeciles feeling all sensitive cos I'm very close to the truth. Like Chinua Achebe said, an old woman gets uncomfortable when dry bones are mentioned. That's exactly the case here. I no kuku send anybody here and I am a one man army on my own so make them dey bring am.

luckgames: You are a selfish woman
Who don't want to contribute but receive
Relationship for sale
dumb B
You have two hands and two legs
Men have four hands and four legs?

On point bro! No mind the helpless imbeciles. They feel it is their right to be 'taken care of' and forget about balance. Sooner or later a man gets tired of being mr nice guy if you don't contribute anything. He starts to resent you and begins to go find his fun elsewhere. They'd never understand that!

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You GOTDAMN RIGHT I didn't contribute anything WORTHY on your SHITTY ARSE THREAD. Duh dumb arse!

Do you even know what a truth sayer is? I bet your dumb arse thinking it means fortune teller. Truth sayer is a person who speaks candidly or honestly about a person, place, or thing. I spoke candidly and honestly about MEN NOT BRINGING A GOTDAMN THING [/b]to the table. You can't get anymore candid than that [b]DUMB ARSE.

True talk that nigga![/quote]Wonders shall never end mrs chima that has not seen the inside of a college classroom before trying to teach me engrish. Geez! i haf die

pendo89: Everything the man brings.May not be in balanced proportions but equals.

On point! Sad that this has to be another non-nigerian girl!

queensmith: You see the problem with Nigerians, they are very selfish people. Everything is transactional, everything is a trade everything is a competition. Everything a gender war on who is the greater/stronger/important sex. Very tiring.

@you are obvioiusly battling with homosexual tendencies. If you have never enjoyed the company of a woman and cannot see the point of being in a relationship with one then it's about time you step out of the closet and pursue relationships with men.
A woman will offer you nothing more than you have mentioned, have sex with prostitutes, remain childless and enjoy the company of your man friend.

Good luck to you with all that.

Bla bla bla. Coming from a public dog I expect nothing less! Did you say very tiring? How so, since you are the unrepentant feminist? You should be a lesbo to know that I have 'tendencies'. Lol. I have been with more women than the number of my fingers and toes combined, and all they do is nag nag nag. Aside the free sex there's nothing to 'enjoy' so far hence the questions. Do me a favor and stick your finger in your anuss and lick it thoroughly afterwards. I don't give a shitty fcck what you think! bwahahahaha. arindin oshi!

MsDarkSkin: Exactly. If only we could block users...

MsDarkSkin: I agree with the OP on this..
I am a woman and I think it's unreasonable to have a whole shopping list of the qualities you want a man to have but don't expect to do anything in return. What every woman wants is to feel secure, loved and appreciated. BUT REAL WOMEN NOT ONLY want these things but are willing to return the favor.

Why must we beg for "mr. perfection" when we are not? Hell! Some of us aren't even half decent but want "Mr. Perfect" aka "Sir do it all". I've always been a 50/50 woman and I hope I will remain that way.

My thing is "do right by me, I will do right by you". Period.

Why the dilly dallying? Anyways didn't know I could ever agree with anything you say, but that was on point. Unfortunately most Nigerian girls are receivers with nothing but pucci to contribute. How sad. What is even more tragic is that they don't think there is anything wrong with that. You only have to read through this thread to see that.

[quote author=OK/2/NV]instead of deleting these ID's when permabanning someone they keep it up on the directory of users so that he can market "his" website for adverts.
delete my banned id's[/quote]na market strategy but you sef stop posting pictures of nude women so they won't keep banning you. post them on the wall of your room instead . there's hardly any thread you are in that those pictures don't come up haba

cowgurl: Like seriously, you went through my first post;

Hey Kevin_II, surprise to see u on hia. But didn't u tell Jaybee u wer leaving nairaland 4 gud? Or did Seun beg u not to?
and this
was your comprehension? Smh! So much for you graduating with a First Class UPPER.

Quote: "repeat your pant for two days straight"

Yuck! 'v always known there was something so disgusting about u n after this last post of mine, I really need to get arse-whipped for having this chit-chat with u on here.
But am gonna close my eyes ask u 4 a lil favour kevin_II n [b]PLEASE [/b]do oblige me; Take ur piggy self n Get d F[b]u[/b]ck Ouuta My Sight but if u still wanna keep sniffing on hia with ur piggy nose go right ahead n knock ur piggy self out cos AM DONE HERE piglet.

^^^ goodbye and don't bring your fugly smelling-like-a-sewer puzzy across my face again. Even if you go back to school 10 times over you will not graduate with the gpa I had so fckk the fcck off and don't get within my radar again. may amadioha seal that puzzy for good and spare us the stench!

[quote author=OK/2/NV][size=20pt]How do I appeal/contest a ban for:
OK2NV
OK2NVME
OK-2-NV
OK_2_NV
and
PHUCKUMODS
These are all my past user ID's.[/size][/quote]guy your own pass power seff shior!!! seun go dey happy say him get members e no go know say na only you get 500000 ids haba! Very soon you will run out of variables for ok2nv

ijebabe: ^ Don't make me...

what? say your mind. it was still a free world when i woke up this morning

ijebabe: Hehehehe! Hold on, who is your babe?

Are you laffing and boning at the same time? ijebabe the babe is one of my babes