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And you dey do am
Na una do una self
When I dey school e get level of punishment wey I no go fit do
For example da filling water tank with a bucket
Omo if I pour one pour two
E don do o
If the teacher try flog me, school go gather for our head.

UdyOgwoUde:
I wish I can hate my Physical Education teacher and Biology teacher, but it's not in my nature to hate. My then PE teacher asked me to lie down straight with my back at the school field and stare at the sun for an hour. My Biology teacher asked me to fill a water tank (of about 500 litres) with a bucket. If I contract any friend to help me, I will start all over.
I will never forget!

My fear now
Na say
Tuanzebe no go play so who wan catch mbappe
Maguire no get speed at all
So na lindelof we dey hope on

With morden aviation tech(instrument landing system), pilot's can now align the aircraft with the runway and land in zero visibility.
So a dust haze shouldn't be much of a problem for a properly trained pilot
But again do we have such technology in Nigeria?

See youths wey wan be leaders
Applauding mediocrity.

Nna my brother
You go just start
The next thing someone out of the blue will just use scar l and finish your life
Sha I noticed I play better as a lone wolf

SenecaTheYonger:
Na wa ohh, everybody using four finger claws in this games. No wonder I die quick

see

:DW

Are you normal

sweetrace:
All things being equal, you should be doing your NYSC.

Ogbeni
Close mouth
No just vex me now
So this tin now no reach outrage level
Okay you wan
Make we just keep quiet dey smile
Tommorow na your pikin dey go do ma
In another style.

MansoryMX:
Govt increase fuel no outrage!
Same govt lock borders no outrage!
Govt increase VAT no outrage!
Govt tells CBN to charge every transaction both sender and receiver, not one single outrage!
Now govt has asked CBN to charge us on failed transaction! Not one single outrage!


You people are all mad in this country and wrong priorities kill all of una there!

Suspect of what brother
No be still Boko Haram

Yamiriflathead:
The headline is misleading..
He said suspect, not boko Haram suspect

In criminal law, you treat everyone as a suspect until they are proven guiltless

Do you feel like blacking out
And does your ear seem blocked at that moment

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Their toes should be burnt too

The bible calls it a harlot
Prostituting with the kings of the earth

ijesuoboikxp1:
Does clergyman have his own private record, this will be really terrible, when Joe Biden comes to President, these churches go see pepper ooo, just imagine why will you be interfering in politics matter..

Which line in particular supports your statement

opribo:
Jeremiah 1-5
King James Version
Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.

So does this passage mean that whatever a person is doing in this world, he shouldn't worry or force himself because he or she is only acting out a script already predefined from birth.

Oga metaphorizer!
Who tell you say e dey metaphorical
How are we sure your not the one that doesn't know shit about the garden of Eden
Because I'm sure you can't from the bible, say that the Story on the garden of Eden is metaphorical. Unless you intend on bringing in other books to support you claim or perhaps you made up your own “hypothesis"

fedorahat:
This garden of Eden story is one reason I stopped going to church.
Most Pastors including the OP don't know shit about the garden of Eden.
Knowing about the garden of Eden will change your perspective of religion.
Eden was a metaphorical place and as in all narratives once something is metaphorical you don't change part of it to become factual.
There might have been a real Adam and Eve but going into a deep sleep and removing a limb where all metaphors as well as the talking serpent, tree of Life, tree of knowledge of good and evil,

Understanding all this will make you understand and appreciate religion more.

Jesus christ
You are damn funny

YorubaKinging:
The end is near

Like I keep saying

The sudden destruction of the great USA is nigh

Let your family members come back home ..


It's not going to be funny

E go good

Where are we headed

Nice

He's obviously occupied with his re-election

bolaayenimo:
Donald Trump and other world powers should speak

No be say Dem dey strong o!
If you blow air na dey go just fall comot road.

EmekaBlue:
I still can't understand why abooooki guys too like violence.

Very foolish youths and i share country with these idiotic fools