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Crime › Re: Tenant Catches Landlord With Wife In Bed In Osun, Kills Him Instantly by Kevinsamba(m): 5:00pm On Mar 27, 2020

My man u no try at all
You see why it's good to think before acting
I would have , acting on the tipoff I got from my wife's phone, came prepared the next day but not with a Cutlass, but a camera ready to capture them. When I have done the capturing, I simply ask the landlord if he wants his image tarnished
His response would likely be no I then lay down my terms and conditions
The first being free housing grin

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Politics › Re: Atiku Abubakar's Son Test Positive For Coronavirus by Kevinsamba(m): 12:19am On Mar 23, 2020

Bullshite it not the virus that's the problem but we humans
Just take a look at how your advising people to stock their homes with food, what for exactly
You want them to rush to the stores and start panick buying and hoard goods which will most likely lead to break down of law and order.
I think you should go listen to tom MacDonald's song on this topic it will enlighten you better thanks and have a good day and remember always sanitize.

SouthNigerian:
My people, can you all see Covik 1-9 is a mad dog?

Stock your homes with food items, the reality is becoming clearer. I repeat, stock your homes with food items.

May Heaven grant him speedy recovery, Amen.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by Kevinsamba(m): 7:14pm On Mar 22, 2020

I remember someone saying that the world was going to be rocked by earthquake's here and there . But some people laughed at him saying that it was impossible to predict earthquake's.

Family › Re: Groom Dies On Wedding Day In Jos, Shocked Bride Lands In Hospital by Kevinsamba(m): 6:45pm On Mar 21, 2020

We weren't born to die niggarrr grin

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
Too bad
Rest in peace

Damnnnnn niggarzzz
It is obvious you guys are not real niggarrrz

Why attributes everything to mysticism, wizardry, village alchemy, spiritualism, diabolism, spiritual allurement, spiritual telepathic transmission, augury, necromancy and cabalism

Let me tell you all a secret for everyday we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die
We were born to die
And death is only the beginning

Damnnnnn. Sometimes ehnnn. The way niggarrrz on Nairaland take dey reason dey tire me
Damnnnnn. Let me go drag some weed. Because am angry right now.

Travel › Re: Ecuador: Police Block Runway With Cars To Prevent Plane From Landing by Kevinsamba(m): 11:00am On Mar 21, 2020

Depends on how far the runway was blocked
Any pilot landing in this kind of scenerio is heading for disaster, skill not withstanding.

trutht828:
A good pilot will still land successfully.

Politics › Re: Aftermath Of Abule Ado Explosion Lagos (Live Pictures) by Kevinsamba(m): 5:45am On Mar 16, 2020

One see as e dey like place where they dropped bombs

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: LASK Vs Manchester United: UCL (0 - 5) On 12th March 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 4:32pm On Mar 12, 2020*

Ighalo to score goals today

Health › Re: Coronavirus: Democratic Republic Of Congo Confirms First Case by Kevinsamba(m): 9:21pm On Mar 10, 2020

Hia
I don dey talk Since this virus reminds me of the movie The last ship
How the virus started slowly with countries claiming they had it under control until poof
It became a pandemic .

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Politics › Re: Court Okays Request To Begin Suit Seeking Okorocha’s Trial by Kevinsamba(m): 9:20pm On Mar 10, 2020

Phones › Re: How Long Can You Do Without Active Internet On Your Smartphone? by Kevinsamba(m): 4:11pm On Mar 10, 2020

Not very long I must say.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 8:27pm On Mar 08, 2020

I don't agree with the Last statement

Dantedasz:
Remove SMALLING from that list.
United are at least three players from challenging for the title again.
1. There is need to recall Dean Henderson from his Sheffield United loan deal.
2. There is need for a young defensive midfielder to cover for Matic who will need to be rested occasionally because of age.
3. There is a need for a proven centre forward who can score at least 20-25 goals a season. Rashford,Martial and Ighalo can not give the team that!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 5:54pm On Mar 08, 2020

Crime › Re: 47-Year-Old Defiles 15-Year-Old Girl, Arrested. Says "She Aroused Me" by Kevinsamba(m): 4:12pm On Mar 07, 2020

Destroyerofyeeb:
These flatheaded rapist from biafuro are topping the chart these days, first you have the one who defiled a 2 year old now this fool. Pathetic

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Derby County Vs Manchester United. FA CUP: (0 - 3) On 5th March 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 5:32pm On Mar 05, 2020*

Ighalo ighalo in dubes voice

Christianity Etc › Re: Jehovah Witness Predicted Coronavirus 15 Years Ago by Kevinsamba(m): 11:07am On Mar 01, 2020

[Bros go and read da thing well it's not a prophecy oquote author=Yohh post=87073290]Mad people, they don start.
Taking advantage of random predictions, this same JW that was giving untrue dates of when the world would come to end...[/quote]

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Club Brugge :Europa League (5 - 0) On 27th Feb 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 10:16pm On Feb 27, 2020

Pained souls cheesy

;

Emmanuel226:
as in eh,maybe na ole head or him yellow teeth,or de gea smelling mouth wey we go hate

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Club Brugge :Europa League (5 - 0) On 27th Feb 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 10:15pm On Feb 27, 2020

Most of them are pained Chelsea fans

osamz007:
See people wey dey view this thread

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Nairaland General › Re: The Snake I Killed In My Compound (Pictured) by Kevinsamba(m): 3:44pm On Feb 26, 2020

Given the shape of it's head, it's probably a
Rare Vine snake

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Health › Re: As A Surgeon, What Is The Most Dangerous Thing You Have Found Inside A Patient? by Kevinsamba(m): 8:48am On Feb 23, 2020

They can be sued in tort you know wink

For unliquidated dameges.

[author=BRATISLAVA post=86878471]

How do they "forget" these things inside a person? It seems it's deliberate so that they will have a repeat patient to take it out. Perhaps money is the motivation.[/quote]

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Sports › Re: Serie A Games Postponed As Coronavirus Claims It's Second Victim In Italy by Kevinsamba(m): 7:29am On Feb 23, 2020

Hmmm this just reminds me of the movie The last ship
Where the virus started slowly and unnoticed with government agencies claiming it was under control.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Blocks Yobe Highway, Battles Soldiers In Adamawa by Kevinsamba(m): 8:23am On Feb 22, 2020

Hmmm
If I tell you I Never tire for this country ehh
Nigerians are shock absorbers
Anytime something terrible occurs we go just begin dey wail for Twitter and Instagram, then go back into our comfort holes.

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Crime › Re: Pamilerin Babatunde: 4-Year-Old Girl Kidnapped In Ikorodu by Kevinsamba(m): 12:41pm On Feb 20, 2020

You wanted her to start doing some few things by herself!! small girl like that

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Syrian Government Chopper Shot Down By Rebels (Video) by Kevinsamba(m): 9:04pm On Feb 11, 2020

So the pilot don go like that
Sometimes I just sit and wonder what his final moments will be like
With the helicopter spiraling out of control.

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Health › Re: Corona Virus Is Airborne. Infections Occur Through Aerosol Transmission by Kevinsamba(m): 3:57pm On Feb 10, 2020

Sir.
I'm not sure if the definition of pandemic support your assertion as both Ebola and sars were never considered as pandemic. wink

Dmanky:
The difference in years for that of Ebola, SARS, contradicts ur premise, which means is false. They something about this specie of Virus called Corona.

Health › Re: Corona Virus Is Airborne. Infections Occur Through Aerosol Transmission by Kevinsamba(m): 3:55pm On Feb 10, 2020

Ebola had the capability to become a pandemic but it didn't same with sars but they both didn't as they were controlled quickly. So, from the definition of pandemic I saw on the internet and if I understood it correctly, Ebola was not a pandemic but only had the capability.

berbs:
U seem to be high on Coke. When was Ebola detected?

Health › Re: Corona Virus Is Airborne. Infections Occur Through Aerosol Transmission by Kevinsamba(m): 12:57pm On Feb 10, 2020

According to research, it is long overdue for another pandemic outbreak as it usually happens after every 30 to 35 years

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Education › Re: What Was Your Craziest Answer To A Question In School? by Kevinsamba(m): 11:26am On Feb 08, 2020

During our CA I was asked to list five similarities between living and none living things.
My people I had listed up to four and was stuck in the fifth one. I was at the fifth one oooooo till I heard pencils up! I immediately scribbled down THEY ARE ALL CREATED BY GOD. to my greatest surprise, the teacher gave me a five over five with a smiling face and a statement by the side “YES OOO!"

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Crime › Re: Graphic Photos From The Ondo Bank Robbery Attack by Kevinsamba(m): 8:31pm On Feb 06, 2020

Jesus they musy have been using famas and anti aircraft guns

Family › Re: I Am Sterile But About To Be A Father by Kevinsamba(m): 6:59am On Feb 06, 2020

Omo the odds no go favour am should he choose the latter.

NGRsenate:
There are two things involved ...

Your girl cheated

Or

You’re going to be a father

You can either confront her or take a gamble that you have actually fathered a child.

Are you a betting man?

Travel › Re: Coronavirus: FAAN Issues Travel Advisory. by Kevinsamba(m): 7:17am On Jan 23, 2020

I'm down with something
Is sore throat and constipation part of it's symptoms

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 2) On 22nd January 2020 by Kevinsamba(m): 10:11pm On Jan 22, 2020

My brother cash out o use 1k play man u to still win

EmzyT:
Chai, Aye Mi oooo my 123K, man-Utd to win, last game Nairalanders abeg Man-Utd fit do the Magic? Abi make I cashout this 18K wey dem dey show me?

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Celebrities › Re: Governor Ayade Appoints Gedoni Ekpata Special Assistant On Garment Factory by Kevinsamba(m): 8:43pm On Jan 20, 2020

Abeg dis one celebrities don dey get
Government post anyhow
Wetin dey sup na

Fashi na dis tin dey follow spoil nija
Wen Dem go dey give post to person
Based on status .

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