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Family › Re: Kano Housewife Picturewith Her Husband’s ‘friend And Business Partner’ She Stab by keymatt(m): 2:10pm On Dec 27, 2023
Stabbing someone several times is a crime of passion. There's more to this story.
Politics › Re: Akeredolu's Demise: Was It Leukemia Before Amotekun Or Amotekun Before Leukemia by keymatt(m): 1:59pm On Dec 27, 2023
If you know you know. The way the killed Mailafia, former CBN gov/activist against terrorism, is exactly the same way they killed Akeredolu.
Crime › Re: Two Father Christmas Fighting In Abuja (Photo) by keymatt(m): 10:01pm On Dec 26, 2023
Is that not helinues in father Christmas clothing? grin grin grin Poverty don push am to Shege 2.0 next level grin grin grin
Career › Re: NTA Broadcaster, Aisha Bello Is Dead by keymatt(m): 12:53pm On Dec 11, 2023
Where is Fatima Abbas Hassan?
Sports › Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by keymatt(m): 3:32pm On Dec 01, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked

Poor dog. The guy looks hungry. Obviously, he has been starving, now these fools gave him dog. Where on earth do they expect him to see food and feed this dog? A man that can't feed himself, will have food to feed dog. Why are Africans this stupid and irrational?
We Agbadorians are very very disappointed with this comment. We'll teach you political lesson even if it means smashing our heads 5 times on the wall for 6 months. grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Man Rewarded With A Puppy As Man Of The Match In A Football Game In Plateau by keymatt(m): 3:29pm On Dec 01, 2023
Beautiful gesture. We Agbadorians will do everything possible to support our god Tinubu so that this award will be inplemented in Nigeria's football league. grin grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: BLM Leader Accuses Dems Of 'Racist' Policies, Endorses Trump For 2024 by keymatt(m): 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2023
It takes a person with sane mind and correct functioning brain to spot a great leader.
All Tinubu supporters in and outside Nigeria should be arrested and jail in solitary confinement for insanity.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Is The First Nigerian President Not To Win By Popular Votes by keymatt(m): 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2023
iammo:
You have low self esteem that's why you worship Agulu man more than your Jesus
See Tinubu worshipper who sold his vote for corn 🌽 talking about low self esteem. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Politics › Re: Die Hard Tinubu Supporter Omojuwa Flees To The UK by keymatt(m): 3:07pm On Dec 01, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
Unfortunately Seunmsg, Leodeking and other ronu cannot afford ordinary passport let alone visa, it is sad to see Seunmsg rejoicing over pictures the drug lord took with king Charles, where the drug lord looked so confused and lost!

Apparently, he never condemned the useless policy the criminal drug lord has used to damage this country. All Nigerians are begging Tinubu is to take the country back to where he met it during GEJ era where bags of rice were sold for 8k and fuel was sold for #150 and #88 Naira and people were happy!
We Agbadorians don't care about luxury and things of life. Even if we live in mud house all our lives, we don't care as long as our god Tinubu is the President grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Die Hard Tinubu Supporter Omojuwa Flees To The UK by keymatt(m): 3:01pm On Dec 01, 2023
We Agbadorians are very very very unhappy with this news. Infact this news is too painful for we agbado people to bare we feel like smashing our coconut 🥥 head on the floor.
We supporters of Tinubu, our lord and savior remain united. We believe in Tinubu's policies hook line and sinker. Even if we eat corn 🌽 for 8 years straight we don't care. No one will succeed in creating division among we Agbadorians.
Walai talai we'll will not rest until we teach Omojuwa political lesson even if it means drinking gutter water for 6 months.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 'Y'all Win' - Popular Tinubu Supporter Flees Nigeria, To Return After 10 Years by keymatt(m): 2:54pm On Dec 01, 2023
onez:
criminal activist. After hyping a criminal election rigger.
Honestly those who supported criminals should be arrested at the airport for trying to escape Nigeria after voting calamity.
Politics › Re: 'Y'all Win' - Popular Tinubu Supporter Flees Nigeria, To Return After 10 Years by keymatt(m): 2:44pm On Dec 01, 2023
We Agbadorians are very very very unhappy with this news. Infact this news is too painful for we agbado people to bare we feel like smashing our coconut 🥥 head on the floor.
We supporters of Tinubu, our lord and savior remain united. We believe in Tinubu's policies hook line and sinker. Even if we eat corn 🌽 for 8 years straight we don't care. No one will succeed in creating division among we Agbadorians.
We'll will not rest until we teach Omojuwa political lesson even if it means drinking gutter water for 6 months.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Presidency Fumes, Tackles Obasanjo Over Democracy Comment by keymatt(m): 9:13am On Nov 21, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are very disappointed with Obasanjo over his comments. We'll teach him political lessons even if it means hitting our heads on the floor 100 times. grin grin grin
Romance › Re: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by keymatt(m): 12:13am On Nov 16, 2023
Let the fight (NIG vs SA) begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Biafrans Protest! Tinubu Must Go Protest Erupt In London, Massive Demonstrators by keymatt(m):
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are very sad with this protest. The pain we are feeling is too much for us we feel like smashing our heads on the floor 100 times. grin grin grin
We agbados will teach them political lesson even if it means eating grass continuesly for 6 months. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Court Bars NLC, TUC From Embarking On Nationwide Strike by keymatt(m): 4:12pm On Nov 10, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are very happy with this black market ruling in favor of our god Tinubu. Those against this court order should go and arrest Buhari for Turning Nigeria upside down, making it very difficult for our lord Tinubu to turn Nigeria to Dubai. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Massive Anti Tinubu Regime Protest About To Start by keymatt(m): 3:04pm On Nov 09, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are sad and highly disappointed about the protest against our god Tinubu. We'll leave no stone unturned and teach these protesters a bitter political lesson even if it means going one month without food. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: 'Lopsided Appointments': Asari Dokubo Warns President Tinubu In New Video by keymatt(m): 1:05pm On Nov 06, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are disappointed with Dokubo for speaking out against our god Tinubu over appointments. Our able president has every right to appoint those he trust. How can our god appoint people he does not trust? We want to use this medium to warn Asari Dokubo to shut up and stop heating up the polity with his useless noise or we teach him a bitter political lesson. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: President Tinubu Wants To Turn Nigeria To Christian Country - Isaac Fayose by keymatt(m):
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians support our god Tinubu in everything he does for Nigeria including buying presidential yatch for Nigeria. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Major Protest Rocks Southwest State As Residents Protest Hunger, Etc by keymatt(m): 4:41pm On Nov 01, 2023
yarimo:
Fake news alerts nairalanders
Excessive gari consumption has finished this one's brain. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Major Protest Rocks Southwest State As Residents Protest Hunger, Etc by keymatt(m): 4:39pm On Nov 01, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are disappointed with our agbado brothers in ogun for protesting against our god Tinubu. We'll teach them political lesson. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: FG Budgets ₦5bn For Presidential Yacht by keymatt(m): 4:35pm On Nov 01, 2023
We coconut 🥥 head agbadorians are in full support of our god Tinubu buying a yatch for Nigeria. Even though we have never entered a yatch and are going to bed hungry, we belive Tinubu yatch will favor us and our families.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Nigerians React As Tinubu Bans Son, Others From Attending FEC Meeting by keymatt(m):
We coconut 🥥 head Agbadorians are disappointed with our lord n god Tinubu for trying to please Obidients. He should allow his son enter FEC meeting and let Obidients go and hug transformer. Even though we're suffering because of our Tinubu's cluelessness, we know our suffering will favor us and our families. grin grin
Politics › Re: BREAKING!!! FBI Director Finally Arrives Nigeria With Tinubu Files!!! by keymatt(m): 12:54am On Oct 30, 2023
We sane Nigerians never voted for the mandate thief but his regime will favor us more than his agbadorian u.rchins. 😎
Politics › Re: INEC Chairman, Yakubu Reveals Three Most Difficult States To Conduct Elections by keymatt(m): 12:56pm On Oct 28, 2023
Mamuud deserve 10,000 lashes and 500 slaps for installing calamity on Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Etekamba Umoren Accused Of ₦22bn Theft Among New RECs Appointed By Tinubu by keymatt(m): 12:40pm On Oct 28, 2023
No surprises. If you're surprised then you don't know Tinubu.
Abgado regime headed by a Theif and run by theives. grin grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Demystifying CNG in Automobiles by keymatt(m): 12:36pm On Oct 28, 2023
Make I pack here and observe with fried chips 🍟. Agbado popcorn 🍿 is not my portion.
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Releases Another Conspiracy Theory On Social Media by keymatt(m): 2:22pm On Oct 27, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
It's funny how Obidients aka the headless mob will run along with this lies cooked up by David Hyundai.
and yet the headless mob is giving you serious headache. grin grin grin
Politics › Re: David Hundeyin Releases Another Conspiracy Theory On Social Media by keymatt(m): 2:21pm On Oct 27, 2023
We Agbadorians are happy with our boys in the military and supreme court of Nigeria for doing our bidding and affirming our god Tinubu as president. We'll reward them agbadoriantly.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: PDP Mum As Another Governor Joins Tinubu's Victory Party by keymatt(m): 2:17pm On Oct 27, 2023
We Agbadorians are happy with supreme court of Nigeria for doing our bidding and affirming our god Tinubu as president. We'll reward them agbadoriantly.
grin grin grin

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